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SPAMTONGSPAMTON has created a group chat!
SPAMTONGSPAMTON added chaos-666
SPAMTONGSPAMTON: JEVIL LOOK WHAT I GOT
chaos-666: holy shit no advertisement real?
SPAMTONGSPAMTON: you know damn well that’s only a vocal stutter
SPAMTONGSPAMTON: do you want me to type like that too?
chaos-666: no it gives me a headache :P
SPAMTONGSPAMTON: HEY WHATS THE “:P” FOR?!
chaos-666: …
chaos-666: look it up.
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chaos-666 changed their name to debble
debble named the groupchat me and my husband
SPAMTONGSPAMTON: Jevil we’re not married
debble: ITS A SONG HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW IT
SPAMTONGSPAMTON: I LIVED IN A DUMPSTER FOR 15 YEARS DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BE UP TO DATE IN MUSICAL TRENDS
debble: i was in jail for decades and I know get a better excuse
SPAMTONGSPAMTON: .
debble: anyway it’s boring here I’m adding friends
SPAMTONGSPAMTON: WAIT WHO-
debble added seam :)
debble: hey bestie :D
SPAMTONGSPAMTON: oh this guy I know this guy
debble: THEY’RE NOT ONLINE RIGHT NOW?! THATS SO HOMOPHOBIC.
debble: @seam :) @seam :) @seam :)
seam :) : what huh what I’m baking.
debble: hi seamyyyy :>
seam :) : hello Jevil :>
SPAMTONGSPAMTON: I’m here too.
seam :) : hello Spamton! I haven’t seen you in a while
SPAMTONGSPAMTON: i was dying in a ditch sorry
seam :) : what.
seam :) : anyway, back to my baking.
debble: bye seammmm :(
seam :) : bye Jevil :(
SPAMTONGSPAMTON: how are you two so in sync????
debble: yes.
SPAMTONGSPAMTON: that’s not an answer.