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the gayest of belogborg
caelus has added ❄ march 7th 🍧 !!, Dan Heng, Natasha 🧸, ⚡ERVAL, Bronya Rand, and 7 others to the gayest of belogborg
Dan Heng: Why
❄ march 7th 🍧 !!: NEW GC !!!
Gepard Landau: how did you know?????/??
Gepard Landau: uhh i mean
Gepard Landau: This is false information, please do not spread baseless rumours about me in such a manner.
⚡ERVAL: nice joke geppie LMFAO
Pela: you aren't fooling anyone
Bronya Rand: I'm sorry Captain Gepard, but I'll have to agree with Pela...
Gepard Landau: WHAT
Gepard Landau replied to:
⚡ERVAL: nice joke geppie LMFAO
don't call me that
💚 sampo 💚: hey geppie <3
Gepard Landau: hi
⚡ERVAL: NO WAY
Pela: BRO RESPONDED IN THE SAME SECOND 🏳🌈🏳🌈🔥🔥💯🔥💥🏳🌈
Gepard Landau: KYS
PITCH DARK HOOK DA GRATE 🔥🔥⛓⛓: wat doz gayest mean/
SEELE 🦋: WHO GAVE HOOK A PHONE
PICH DARK HOOK DA GRATE 🔥🔥⛓⛓: papa got promoded!!!1 and bot hook a new foen!!1
PICH DARK HOOK DA GRATE 🔥🔥⛓⛓: but hook waz soooper grate nd sayd she wanted papas old fone insted !1!! so papa can haev da new won !!!11
Natasha 🧸: that was very nice of you to do, hook. 😊
PICH DARK HOOK DA GRATE 🔥🔥⛓⛓: hehehe im pich drak hook da graet afetr al!!
clara :): hello exclamation mark
clara :): oh no why did it do that sad face
SEELE 🦋: WHY DOES CLARA HAVE A PHONE TOO???
clara :): oh i don't have a phone i'm just using mr. svarog's speech to text function to talk to you guys exclamation point
Bronya Rand: How does that even work...
SEELE 🦋: honestly checks out
💚 sampo 💚: is no one going to talk about how caelus spelled belobog wrong
PICH DARK HOOK DA GRATE 🔥🔥⛓⛓: it loks rite 2 hook !!
SEELE 🦋: where even is he anyway
SEELE 🦋: bro made the gc and hasnt said a word
Dan Heng: He's stuck in a trash can. Again.
Gepard Landau: ????? how????
Bronya Rand: ????
Natasha 🧸: what do you mean by 'again'...? 😧
❄ march 7th 🍧 !! sent [dumbass.jpg]
The attached image shows what appears to be Caelus' bottom half comically sticking out of a metal trash can. Miscellaneous discarded items from the bin are strewn about by his feet. Dan Heng is off to the side, disappointment clearly written on his face. The photo is slightly shaky, as if the person taking the photo was laughing as they clicked the shutter.
SEELE 🦋: LMFAOOO
⚡ERVAL: HAKSAJHKJFHSSL
💚 sampo 💚: SORRY BUT THATS HILARIOUS LMAO
Natasha 🧸: ...
SEELE 🦋: sorry nat
⚡ERVAL: sorry nat
💚 sampo 💚: sorry nat
Natasha 🧸: it's ok actually, i found it funny too
Pela: HAHAHAHAHHA EVEN NATASHA
SEELE 🦋: HELP???
Bronya Rand: Yes, someone help him??
SEELE 🦋: that's not what i
clara :): oh no i hope big brother caelus is okay colon open bracket
PICH DARK HOOK DA GRATE 🔥🔥⛓⛓: skill issue
⚡ERVAL: WHO TAUGHT U THAT WHAT
💚 sampo 💚: HELP
Gepard Landau: why isn't anyone getting him out 😭😭 do you need me to come help
❄ march 7th 🍧 !!: too busy taking photos and laughing at his ass
❄ march 7th 🍧 !!: dan heng's too busy LOOKING at his ass
Pela: ayo? 🤨🤨🤨
⚡ERVAL: 🤨🤨🤨
Dan Heng: ...
Dan Heng: No comment
Pela: AYO>???? 🤨🤨🤨🤨
⚡ERVAL: VINE BOOM 🤯🤯🤯🤯
💚 sampo 💚: i know what you are...
Dan Heng: I know where you are.
💚 sampo 💚: W
💚 sampo 💚: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
Dan Heng: Watch your back.
💚 sampo 💚: hahahhgahaha woah thwre buddy let's talk thjs out alrihgt!!!!!
💚 sampo 💚: wghat happned to 'step aside i haven o interst in stoking cpnflict' ????
⚡ERVAL: bro is shaking in his boots !!! 💯💯🔥💥🔥🔥🔥
💚 sampo 💚: @Gepard Landau HELP I'M SCARED
Gepard Landau: sorry youre on your own for this one
💚 sampo 💚: UR JST GPING TO ABNDFON M ELIEK TGIS??/ ? 😭😭😭
💚 sampo 💚: IM GOIDG T ODIE
SEELE 🦋: HAHAHAHAHAH L
PICH DARK HOOK DA GRATE 🔥🔥⛓⛓: skill issue
⚡ERVAL: AGAIN WHERE DID U LEARN THAT UR LIKE 6
Natasha 🧸: in all seriousness, dan heng, please pull caelus out of the trash can
Dan Heng: Ok
💚 sampo 💚: THANK U NATASHA
Natasha 🧸: after you deal with sampo 😊
💚 sampo 💚: WHAT