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    Harry hits Light Yagami with his car. (Based on a joke post, taken extremely seriously.)

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    12 Aug 2026

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    (aka 'how to survive endless rebirth with your so-called soulmate')

    Harry and Tom’s souls are tied together. Which is why they’re in this endless loop of rebirth.

    At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people.

    (cracky humor with a hint of seriousness and plot, my specialty)

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    25 Jul 2026

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    Chihiro takes magic and bends it around herself to make a place in the world.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    Over the Glowstick’s forehead, in a neat font, letter after letter, a phrase ‘We’d need to do more tests’ started appearing, before erasing itself and conjuring a new one: ‘to know for sure’.

    Sasuke blinked. Then he blinked again.

    The Guy From Before smiled sadly at Sasuke, and then shot a side-eye to the Glowstick. Neatly, over the maybe-tennis headband on his forehead, new words started forming as well, syncing to his lip movements: ‘I will report to Hokage-sama then’.

    ‘It is quite unfortunate that this happened to young Uchiha-san’, said the forehead of Glowstick.

    (SI!OC wakes up in a body of an 11-year-old Uchiha Sasuke with barely any memories of his own, and plenty of unresolved trauma, PTSD-induced flashbacks-maybe-memories and raging hormones of his new body. Or was it his body all along? No matter if maybe!Sasuke is comatose, or dead, or reincarnated, or having a particularly bad trip one thing is for certain--he can't speak Japanese for shit.)

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    23 Jun 2026

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    In the aftermath, a thousand and one deaths flash before his eyes, and Ares feels them all. Every sword. Every spear. Every knife.

    Over and over again, he breathes his last breath, sometimes at the hands of another soldier and sometimes at the hands of himself. He stares at his own face, caked in blood and viscera, and hates himself for loving it.

    War is his vice of choice. It is his lover. His best friend. His worst enemy. He hates to love it, but no matter how he tries, he can’t seem to escape its clutches.

    He’s not quite sure if he really wants to.

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    It’s ironic, isn’t it? Ares hates all of Poseidon’s children with a vengeful fury, and yet, in this new world of Christianity and Capitalism, Perseus Fucking Jackson is the closest thing he has to a priest.

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    16 Jun 2026