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Gothamite#67
This week has been… awful. First my apartment was blasted by Riddler’s latest trap, then I got sprayed with fear gas by a random mugger and robbed, and then I lost my job cause the Bat found some bad shit in another department and the company freaked and fired like a thousand fucking people. Me included. I don’t know what to do anymore. I’m lost.
Bruce Wayne: I’m very sorry to hear this. Would you mind Chatting me some information? I can help with some of that.
Scarecrow: I will look into that. I find it… insulting, that some random mugger has my fear gas. That is mine and mine alone.
Riddler: Apologies. I didn’t mean for it to be pointed that way. A very pesky Bat flipped it over and broke it as well.
Batman: Yes. Contact Bruce Wayne. He can help. Sorry about your job and apartment.
Gothamite#67: Status Update: Everything’s good now. Like, better than before. I have a new, better apartment because the job I got, at Wayne Enterprise!!!, pays me so much! I’m so happy! Thank you all so much!
Bruce Wayne: If you ever need a little extra help, don’t hesitate to ask.
GothamiteInHiding
Help! I’m hiding in an alley and the Bat is nearby! I was one of Harley Quinn’s lackeys for the night! I didn’t do anything other than guard the area, and I was just so low on money. Anyone know somewhere I could hide out? I’m near 22 Narrows and Metro.
GothamiteIntoTheNarrows: I live near there. Look for the window with the trans flag. If you’re cool, you can crash for a while. I wouldn’t mind the company.
HarleyQuinn: Also, I loved your work tonight. Expect many more opportunities and money coming your way. Not all criminal jobs either. Oh and— Delete this post now. Bats does look through Clicker quite often.
GothamiteInHiding: @GothamiteIntoTheNarrows @HarleyQuinn Thank you both. I really appreciate it. I’ll find a way to repay you both. I promise. And— On it!
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Mr. Freeze
Does anyone have some extra cooling fluid? I’m low enough that I don’t know if I can make it to the store to steal some.
HarleyQuinn: Ohhh! I can help with that! I know Pengy has some, and don’t worry ;) just cause you’re on bad terms doesn’t mean you won’t get your cooling fluid! I’ll make sure of it! ^^
HarleyQuinn: There ya go, Freeze! It should be at your door!
Penguin: Harley! Don’t steal from my men! I will order them to shoot you. I don’t care if we’re gossip buddies, or if your girlfriend will come to kill you if you die by my men. I will ignore it this time, but don’t do it again.
HarleyQuinn: @Penguin ;) — :P
Penguin: … Are we still on for Friday?
HarleyQuinn: @Penguin Obviously! :D
Joker
I need helppppp! I can’t find a good suit to use to sneak into the Gala! I’m not even doing anything criminal (Other than some good ol’ breaking and entering and stealing of food) I just wanted to dance with some rich people!
Riddler: Just get a black suit. It doesn’t need to be special.
Joker: @Riddler Eddie, you act like you’ve never met me.
Bruce Wayne: … I can shop with you? I know a place that makes subtle but bold pieces. They even let the client make quick changes. As long as you promise that you really won’t do anything too bad.
Joker: Ohhhoohh! Deal! I’ll meet you in your living room! Haha.