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Gothamite#78
Maybe this is crazy, but does anybody else think that Bruce Wayne and Harley Quinn are dating?? I mean, they've talked about each other before, like they knew each other personally. And. I donno why, but thinking of them together just... fits. Somehow.
GothamiteVillainShipper: Noooo! Harley's dating Ivy! I mean, they just got married!
Gothamite#78: @GothamiteVillianShipper Open relationships exisstttt
GothamiteVillainShipper: @Gothamite#78 She's gay! A lesbian!
Oracle: No. Harley's bi. She raised The Bi Flag at Pride last year, remember?
Gothamite#78: Oracle! You can tell us that I'm right though right? You see everything!
Oracle: That makes me sound like Santa Claus. …You know what I am Santa Claus. And to answer your question. Harley and Bruce are close. But I don't think they're dating. Maybe they're just fucking. He is a playboy after all.
JasonToddTotallyDead: Sounds like him.
Oracle: Totally.
GothamiteVillainShipper:?!?!?!
Harley Quinn
Isn't Brucie the best? One of my favorite people! The world doesn't deserve either of them!
GothamIntoCelebs: OH MY GODSSSSS @Gothamite78
Gothamite#78: !!!
Oracle: See. Exactly like them.
HarleyQuinn: ...?
Bruce Wayne
I’m going to just officially invite you @HarleyQuinn to all of my Gala’s, since you always find a way to get in anyway. Here you go: Harley Quinn, you are officially invited to every Wayne Gala after this post. Love your company anyway <3 <3
HarleyQuinn: Awww thank you, Brucie! Love your company too <3 <3 (I’ll never tell you how~!)
GothamiteVillainShipper: … Dammit. I think I lost the bet.
RedHood: Oh my fuck, this entire thing is great—
Oracle: @RedHood Right? I can’t believe neither of them have noticed this yet. Bet they will?
RedHood: @Oracle I doubt it. Both of them are pretty oblivious. Unless someone gets this trending…
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