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RedHood
Ok, so, I know the Rogues are very dangerous or whatever. (They wouldn't be if Batman would just do his job and kill them but whatever) but lets not forget they're also stupid fucking morons. And so in honor of this I have made a compilation page aka a Collection for instances of them being just that. Have fun, Gotham.
The Rogues Being Dumb Fucks Collection
Just what my post said; The Rogues are idiots. This is what this Collection is about.
The Rogues Failures
Penguin
Riddler
Joker
Harley Quinn
Poison Ivy
Other
Posted By RedHood in The Rogues Being Dumb Fucks; The Rogues Failures;
The Archived Post(s):
Gotham News
And in further news, Oswald Cobblepot, The Penguin, has been taken into custody after his men attempted to rob a Gala taking place to celebrate the promotion of James Gordon to Commissioner. They were easily stopped, as the Batman and his Sidekick, Robin, had been invited in order to maintain their tentative relationship with the Police.
Gothamite#34: It wasn't even a secret invite! The GCPD posted about it on here! Everyone knew! What was he thinking—??
Joker: HAHAHA! Pengy, you're sometimes the most FUNNY person in this city! (Minus me of course!)
Riddler: This is embarrassing. I mean, I would have thought better of you, Mr Penguin.
Joker: @Riddler HA! That’s so funny. Why’d you do that?
Riddler: @Joker He usually does better. Unlike you, you Jokering Freak.
Penguin: A mere oversight. It will not happen again.
Gothamite#27: … Anyone wanna bet on how long it’ll take for this type of thing to happen again?
GothamiteIntoRiddlersOddities
I never thought I would see the day where I said this but- Riddler actually did something so stupid it's really awkward... Almost wanna change my Username. Can't though. I'm already in too deep.
RedHood: Served that dipshit right. Fucking targeting me. Keep your damn riddles and mazes for your Bat-Boyfriend. Not. Me.
RedHood: Oh, and also. Stop fucking making WE into weird mazes. That's going to take so much time to fix. I'm gonna have to pay for that shit too.
Gothamite#102: I'm sorry. ...What happened?
Joker: @RedHood Bat-Boyfriend??? @Riddler Keep your hands away from my Bat or I'll skin you!
Robin: @Gothamite#102 Riddler assumed that all Gotham Vigilantes obeyed Batman's no kill rule. That is not the case. It seemed to ruin his plans. It was quite fun.
Riddler: @Joker No need. I merely want to assess him. No romantic feelings involved.
Bat-Man: @Joker Please, don't threaten people.
Joker
@Bat-Man Darling! How dare you not come! What do you have against Wayne??
Gothamite#47: He never comes to save Bruce Wayne. There’s a whole bunch of theories about it. Did you really not know? I thought you “knew everything about your Bat.”?
RedHood: Wo-Ho! You know, @Gothamite#47 you have some balls to say that to Joker. Good on you! You just got on my favorite people list.
Bat-Man: I did not need to come. Robin was closer than I was. There is nothing between Bruce Wayne and I.
Gothamite#108: They’re definitely ex lovers who hate each other now.
Bruce Wayne: I can neither confirm nor deny any of that ;)
Joker: I will end you Brucie
Bat-Man: @Joker There isn’t and never was anything between us.
Red Robin
I just took Harley back to Arkham. I… need a minute to process this.
RedHood: Process? This happens like twenty times a fucking week cause someone can’t do his job
Robin: @RedHood Batman does his job better than anything you could ever. Also, it was not merely another arrest.
Joker: Oh-Oh! I was there for this! Harley, she— haha— she fell off the roof!
GothamitePride#3: OMJ! Is she ok??
Red Robin: Yeah, she’s ok. But uh. I don’t know. She said something like “We all sink here.” And jumped. And then these vines wrapped around her.
Bat-Man: Poison Ivy?
RedHood: Maybe they’re both idiots.
Poison Ivy
I would prefer… if no one ever talked of that again.
Harley Quinn: Oh it’s ok, Pammy! You didn’t know! And you were too busy to realize! It’s no big deal.
Riddler: I would say it was. How could you not realize they were fake?
Poison Ivy: I thought I felt them! I think… it might have been a placebo.
Gothamite#104: Oh, I saw this! It’s ok Ivy! Those were my fake plants and honestly, I’m really glad you helped them. I love those things!
Poison Ivy: …. @Gothamite#104 I’m glad I could be of service.
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