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*Dex makes chat*
Dex: TIS THE CHATTTTT
Tam: what
Fitz: yeah what tam said
Fitz: oh wait i think i get this nevermind
Keefe: wow
Keefe: i dont
Tam: of course you don't you dumbass
Linh: LANGUAGE TAM
Sophie: lmao
Linh: ???
Sophie: sry human thing
Sophie: so is 'sry'
Sophie: that means sorry
Biana: wait whats happening someone explain
Tam: Dex made chaos. leave while you can.
Biana: As if that's happening
Biana: but still thanks for that
Keefe: I have no idea if that was sarcasm
Biana: it wasnt
Keefe: kay thanks
Dex: ???
Keefe: uh
Keefe: nothing
Tam: sophie you sleep with him right can you see what he's up to
Sophie: sure
Sophie: WAIT NO I DONT SLEEP WITH HIM HOW'D YOU EVEN GET THAT???
Biana: Tam i don't think I've ever laughed to hard in my life
Fitz: 100% same
Dex: agreed
Keefe: yeah that was admittedly funny
Linh: tammy you're dead!! What did I saw about inappropriate jokes?
Tam: ..not too?
Linh has left the chat
Fitz: I can hear Tam's swearing from here...
Sophie: lmaoooo
Linh: Sophie what does that mean? :<
Sophie: nothing
Dex: wait i got this
Dex: it means "laughing my ass off"
Linh: SOPHIE YOU SWEARING?????
Sophie: SNITCH
Tam: snitchy bitchy dexy
Keefe: can I use that?
Tam: no
Fitz: can I use that?
Tam: yes, with credit
Keefe: NO FAIR WHY FITZROY
Biana: better question why you?
Tam: exactly
Tam: Biana understands me
Keefe: im adding that
Dex: oh you definitely should
Fitz: wait add it to what???
Dex: nothing
Keefe: yeah nothing
Fitz: if Dex only had said it i would have believed him but since keefe also said it too...
Linh: im with Fitz on that one
Sophie: same
Biana: yeah same
Tam: me too
Tam: sophie you sure you can find out what keefe means?
Sophie: tam i swear i don't sleep with him!!
Tam: i didn't say that
Sophie: ...
Sophie: bitch
Tam: being a bitch is one of 5 things I am proud of myself<3
Biana: Tam!!!!!!! you should be more proud of yourself!!!!!! you have so many things to be proud of!!!!
Keefe: yeah sure
Sophie: keefe be nice!!
Linh: i need to go
Linh: I'm meeting up with Marella soon!!
Dex: Oh yeah can you tell her about the chat plz? I invited her but she hasn't accepted yet.
Tam: Or declined
Dex: Wow
Dex: Thank you, for your positivity.
Tam: Of course, fellow asshole
Sophie: lmaoo
Linh: Bye guys! Love you all! <3
Linh left the chat
Keefe: can we all agree that Linh is an angel and a blessing to this planet?
Sophie: YES 100%
Biana: ^^^ yessir
Fitz: ^
Fitz: I'm leaving
Sophie: why?
Keefe: of course, you'd ask that
Tam: HAHA KEEFE IS JELLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Sophie: ????????
Biana: Tam stop it
Biana: You have to do it better next time!!
Keefe: fuck you both
Dex: i cant with this
Fitz: anyway... see you all!!
Sophie: Bye!!
Tam: See you asshole
Keefe: Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Dex: later wonderboy
Fitz left the chat
Biana: I'm not even gonna say bye i live with him, sadly
Tam: sadly indeed
Keefe: sadly
Sophie: lol
Sophie: crap edaline needs me. dex u helping. byeeeeeee
Dex: wait I am
Sophie: yes you are.
Dex: ...
Dex: Can I dye Iggy?
Sophie: Yes, yes you may.
Dex: SEE YA SUCKERSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Sophie left the chat
Dex left the chat
Tam: wow
Tam: love you too dex
Biana: what about me?
Tam: you too biana
Keefe: and me?
Tam: not you too
Keefe: ouch
Tam: I'm so funny
Keefe: im leaving
Keefe deleted a message
Keefe left the chat
Biana: keefe you deleted a message explain that now i swear
Tam: he left
Biana: son of a bitch!!
Tam: exactly
Tam: wait that means gisela HA
Biana: hehe yes
Biana: anyway fitzroy is yelling at me
Tam: why? beat his ass
Biana: you say that as if i haven't done that before
Biana: this is fitz tam stop talking to my sister we're leaving
Tam: fuck you fitz
Tam: just because we talking about you don't mean you get to be mean
Biana: fuck you tam
Biana: this is biana i got my imparter back
Biana: i actually have to go tho. stupid fitzroy needs help to deal with a date
Tam: no way
Biana: what i said
BIana: i bet he's lying but it'll be fun to dress him
Biana: but yeah i gotta go
Biana: I'm sorryyyy
Tam: your fine
Tam: see you later
Biana: Bye Tam!!!!!!!
Biana left the chat
Tam: so...
Tam: next chapter hopefully soon dunno tho
Tam: we'll see
Tam: anyway byeee have a bad good fucking dayyy
Tam left the chat