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Grian made a chat!
Grian changed chat name to “The Chaos Villain Group Chat”
Grian added 12 users to “The Chaos Villain Group Chat”
Grian: hi idiots
Welcome to hell
George: what did i wake up to
Wilbur: of course you were sleeping until 3 pm
George: at least I sleep more then you do
Dream: you sleep more than everyone here, idiot
Lizzie: No
Lizzie left “The Chaos Villain Group Chat”
Grian added Lizzie to “The Chaos Villain Group Chat”
Grian locked users
Grian: :)
Lizzie tried and failed to leave “The Chaos Villain Group Chat”
Lizzie: u suck
Grian: thanks I try
Puffy: why are we here
Grian: that’s for me to know and you to find out :)
Shubble: Aka he saw that quote in a old movei and thought it was kewl
Jaiden: oh prime not the spelling
Tiktok’s already ruined me
Tommy: GASP! U TAKE THAT BACK
Sapnap: did you just spell out gasp-
Grian: first off, fuck you shelby.
Second, NAEM CHANGE
Grian changed Lizzie’s name to Imma Ghost
Grian changed Wilbur’s name to Mr. VoiceCrack
Tommy: its tru tho
Mr. VoiceCrack: shut up, gremlin.
Tommy: prick
Grian changed Ranboo’s name to Memory who?
Grian changed Tubbo’s name to andwegoBOOM
andwegoBOOM: haha nukes
Memory who?: why? why must I live with him?
Grian changed Sapnap’s name to ARS0N
Grian changed George’s name to zzz-what?
Grian changed Dream’s name to Lime bitch
Lime bitch: correction NEON LIME GREEN bitch
Tommy: shudup bitch
Grian changed Jaiden’s name to Purp Birb
Grian changed Schlatt’s name to ResidentPresident
Grian changed Puffy’s name to “innocent”
“innocent”: why are there quotations around innocent?
Grian: cause im 99 percint certain that out of all of us your most likely to murder
And get away with it
“inoccent”: ;)
ARS0N: she scares me
Grian: she scares all of us
Anygay!
Grian changed Shubble’s name to plant lady
Grian changed Tommy’s name to child
child: WJAHT
Lime bitch: fainally a name that’s accurate
Mr.VoiceCrack: don’t worry toms I fox it
Mr.VoiceCrack changed child’s name to (grumpy) child
Grian locked (grumpy) child’s name
(grumpy) child tried and failed to change their name
(grumpy) child tried and failed to change their name
(grumpy) child tried and failed to change their name
Memory who?: uh oh
andwegoBOOM: be prepared for the most mispelled rant you’ve ever seen
(grumpy) child: LSTEN HAEAR YUOSUNOKFF.A MBISHT YUOSOGYPPEICE.):OFFSIHTIHAATE&;&YO$SOMCYDHENDICJ ANDJGIG T MGOTHE AG STOP BISH AND I JSHFJFK YOU DJWHAT THSB FUSJALV YOOOUN ARERBDJD A BIRBBB BSIITCCCHHH
ARGH
THIIZ IS WHY YUOO DONTRF GET WOMENNCCN
Grian: …
I like men
(grumpy) child: URGHH JUST FUCK OFFFFFF
andwegoBOOM: don’t worry toms
I’ll make sure to make fun of u for this infront of the heroes
(grumpy) child: I will punt you across a lake
andwegoBOOM: fuckin try me bitch
“Innocent”: tubs I told you to stop swearing
andwegoBOOM: fuck you
ResidentPresident: THAT’S MY KID
Imma ghost: okay for the love of prime SOMEONE TAKE DOSN THR GARFIELD STATUE IN THE KITCHEN
ITS STARING AT MD LIKE I DIDN’T FEED IT LASANAG AND NOW ITS GONNA EAT MY SOUL
Memory who?: who said it wouldn’t
Imma ghost: GODDAMIT RAN
plant lady: great first day and this chat is already a nightmare
zzz-what?: agreed
Grian changed Grian’s name to Pesky Bird
Pesky Bird: right, now that that’s done, imma sleep. I have a meeting with friends tommorow
Mr.VoiceCrack: you have friends outside of us?
Purp Birb: you have friends?
Pesky Bird: Fuck you all
now
who set fire to the post office and why
someone made a post about it and it’s blowing up
ARS0N: wasn’t me
plant lady: your name says otherwise
Okay who actually did it
Memory who?: Tommy did it
(grumpy) child: RAN
U SAID U WOULD BACK ME UP
Memory who?: I’m not about to lie to shub
I’ve known her most of my life
She will bury you with a smile
plant lady: it’s true I would
Mr.VoiceCrack: awww! Tommy’s doing random arson! I’m so proud!
“Innocent”: your acting like you do the same thing
MrVoiceCrack: who says I dont?
Purp Birb: y’all scare me
Pesky bird: :)