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Marinette looked upa t the big bad stage, nervous as hell!!!! She was scared of chloe, who was sneering at her from behind the curtain. She licked her pumpaliscuous limps, and shivered; she was so skinny and tiny and delicate that her 2/’4 frame wasn’t ever eheated hup! She glazed at the popular boy, adrien, to se eif he was watching, and he was staring right at her ? She was so nervous performing infront of so any people and her crush ws staring right at her!!!!! She blushed so hard at the eye contact she thought she a=s ging to melt!!!
“Hey marrinaette, are you aokay girl?” alya asked, concerned for hr dear friend marinette. Smarienrtte was thankful for alya’s kind words, but it didn’t help that she had to go one RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!! Alya looked at marinette softly and was like., woah girl!!!!!!! She had to help her out SOMEHOW!!!!!!!!!! Quickly, as she was about to go onstage, slaya shoved adrien with her!!!!! She shouted: OKAY PEOPLE!!!! GET READTY FOR A DUET!!!!!
MARRINETTE LOOKED BSEDIDE HER AND SAW HER SUPER MEGA FAMOUS AND HANSOME CRUSH ADIRAN !!!! She waas about to jump off this stage and never come out of her room! She couldnt perform in front of everybody her with adian! What if she bombed! Chloe would never llet it dowb and she would keep reminding her of the wemarrasing spider incident, which she could never get over ans ehd still had arachnofphibia from!!!!! Adrien lookaed at her. :oh no marrinette!!!! Idk how o skingsing!!!!!! She screamed. He also changed gender. The audience stared at these frienska s yelling about singing instead of singing. They started booing and throwing tomatoes. Ammarinette wouldnt’ stand for this!!!!
AJSE COUDHDGHRGJFSBFT. Which is what marrintette was thinking. SADrian looked determined at the crown and decided he would do this for marrintette if she was still so scared of the crowbd since the spider incident. SHe looked at him with hfear in her big blue orbs and decided that if he wocould do it them she could do it, too. Suddenly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They started singing in skinch!!!! Sychnc AuthorS NOTE:::: SYNC!!!!!! They looked at each other, not knowing how uin unison they were. wo@W!!!! This was unnatural!!! U “ yu bet ur ass it is!!!” plagg shouted!!!!! Tikki stepped into explain. “UR SO GOOD AT MIRACULOUS THEY’vE CHOSEN U FOR MIND SINGIN POWER!!!”
MARRINTETTE AND ADRIAN WERE STARING AT EACH OTHER!!! “Did u hear that too? Sdadiran asked when marintett awas doin gher soilo part . She dnodded and they both realized they aware chat noir and ladybug!!! They couldtn focus on that right noe tho. They needed to sing!!1 They were singing bad romance and they sounded epic as hell as they were doing it !!! too!!! The audience star3ed as if they were hypnotised. THEY WERE HYPNOTISED!!!! BYT THE MAGIC OF THEIR BEUTIFUL SINGING!!!!!!!! They were also actually khypnostised. They started throwing things at the angelic voices, but not tomatoes: MONEY!!!!! Lots of it.
Plagg and tikki snickers. They were so gocool . “HELL YEAH@!!!!!”NT why shouted (psychically).SUDDENLY THE BIG SOLO WAS COMING UP AND MARRINETTTE was gonna out her all in it!!!!! Marttinet looked at adiran and decided that she would outsing him to impress him!!! So when the big solo came in she tookn ad big deep humongous breath and sagng: “ OOOO OOoo OOO!!!! “THIS IS MY FIGHT OSNG!!! THIS IS THE RIGHT SONG!!! OTHER LYRICS YEAHH!HH!HH!HH!!H” chloe gsapsed in shock. Marinette was so fucking cool!!!! She was forced to admiere her and secretly had a big ole crush on her too!!!!!!!! (SHEEEE)))))
Alya stared in admiration at marinette and adrian. Ohhhhh yeah her plann worked!!! NOW!!! She started showuting as the song indeed. “KISS!!!!! KISS@@@@@”
SADIRAN LOOKED AT MARRINETTE ALL SHY AND BLUSHED SO HAR THAT HE looked snf like a tomato na marinaette was probab ly just as red!!1
“D-d-d-0ooo you wanna listen to Alyia m-my lady ?” He blushed shyly, stuttering as he spoke. MARINETTE!!!!! She was soooooooooooo emotiona l u couldn’t even imagine. As they whole audience shouted for them to iss, she shrugged. ALL WELL!!!!!! They hcherreed as thmarinette and adrien kissed, made out, and started DRAWDOGGING IT ON STAGE!!!! “YAYYAAA REPORDUCTION!!! :” AND THYE WERE HAPPY>.
THE END.
AN: OR IS IT>..............
ADFGTER the show marinetrer and adiran went to chloe to rub it in her face tht they were so amazing but also cause marinette ahad a proposition for chloe.l She went to chloe and said “cloe I could see you staring at me from the stage and we wanted to ask you if you wanted to be apart of oue open relationship that also include LUKe and possible everyone else as well???”
Chloe gave a grin. Oh marinette i thought u;d never ask!!!! (ignoring years of bullying) alya smirked int he distance as she looked on at the happy couple (HTHROUPLE!!!!) “HELL YEAH FEMINISHM!!!!” SHe said, as she recorded it to post on the blog.com/tumblr.com.
THE ENDD>>>>>>!!!!!
AN: igay rights. #yeah