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    Some truths refuse to stay buried.

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    What starts as a simple “Harry is a Malfoy” twist explodes into the story of Castor Malfoy—a creature-loving, rule-defying wizard making waves in the Triwizard Tournament and beyond. With a family he’s only just met, friends both human and not, a stack of jobs, and more secrets than he knows what to do with, Castor’s life is anything but ordinary. But in a world where lies travel faster than the truth and even a Dark Lord can’t decide whether to fear him or use him, one thing is certain: history will remember both his names.

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    Mostly canon until the Goblet of Fire, aside from the whole kidnapping thing.

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    11 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    Achilles and Patroclus wake up trapped in white void with one sofa, one TV, and one disembodied voice informing them that they're about to watch modern portrayals of themselves.

    Achilles is outraged. Patroclus is trying to stay calm. All the tea was left in Elysium.

    And we are on the ride to mayhem with them!

    From Troy (2004) to The Song of Achilles to every fanfic that ever existed (plus a little revisit to the past), nothing is safe here.

    Or Achilles and Patroclus reacting to themselves in media (poorly)

    Or a very very very crack fic

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    30 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 43

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    Five international teens each burdened by their past and driven by desperate dreams unite for an impossible mission: robbing the Louvre’s crown jewels in October 2025. Evan, a Hong Kong mastermind haunted by his father’s legacy, leads the crew using his late father’s secret notebooks on the museum’s security flaws. With Vienna, the fierce Italian fighter; Brianne, the brilliant American planner; Carlos, the anxious Spanish hacker; and Lola, the quiet 17-year-old actress, the group faces danger, betrayal, and unexpected romance. When the heist unravels guards closing in and systems failing Evan sacrifices the Empress’s crown to save them. In the chaos, they find something greater than jewels: freedom, friendship, and the truth of who they are.

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    30 Oct 2025

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    this generation is so unserious LMFAO

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    The two are left staring at each other for a minute or so, though it feels more like eternity. Leo has absolutely no idea what to say, and clearly Jason doesn’t know either. What is there to say? Hey, sorry for freaking dying on you multiple times. We cool? It’s weird on both sides.

     

    Not to mention, looking at Jason—talking to him? It felt like every wound he’s ever had simultaneously burst open the moment Jason touched him. The moment Leo feels Jason’s warmth, knows he’s still there, real and alive, Leo feels something explode in his stomach, and—to be frank—it is not pleasant.

    Or, alternatively: Piper McLean decides that she needs to one-up Orpheus. It is promptly made Leo's problem. For the PJO Equinox/Solstice Exchange!

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    11 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    'Dear Lance,'

    'Hey, it's Keith. I know it’s been awhile.'

    The absence of a familiar castle full of familiar people doing familiar things is really starting to take a toll on Lance. I mean, he had thought all his life that he was for sure going to be a pilot, explore space, do something big with his life. But now he spends all his time on the farm, all of his friends finding their "thing" in the world while he gets left behind. But what happens when a mysterious letter arrives in the mail from a certain former red paladin? Maybe he can help Lance rediscover himself, or even rediscover some old feelings?

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    hopefully nothing bad happens.

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