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— YESTERDAY, 11:14 PM —
STEDE [11:14 PM] : Ed
STEDE [11:14 PM] : Eddd
STEDE [11:15 PM] : Edededededed
ED [11:16 PM] : hey man!
ED [11:16 PM] : everything alright?
STEDE [11:16 PM] : Ed!!!!!!!
STEDE [11:16 PM] : Hi!!!!!!!
ED [11:17 PM] : hi to you too, stede. again though you good?
STEDE [11:17 PM] : Oh I'm fab
STEDE [11:18 PM] : I think they were a little more dirty than expected Ed
ED [11:18 PM] : what was dirty???
STEDE [11:19 PM] : The shirleys
ED [11:19 PM] : the what
STEDE [11:19 PM] : Shirleys
STEDE [11:20 PM] : Miss Temple's
ED [11:21 PM] : LMAO
ED [11:21 PM] : had some drinks then?
STEDE [11:21 PM] : Maybeeeeee
ED [11:22 PM] : sounds like you have to me mate
ED [11:22 PM] : no offense
STEDE [11:23 PM] : You could never offend me Ed
STEDE [11:23 PM] : But yes I'm at the bar
STEDE [11:23 PM] : With Lucious
STEDE [11:24 PM] : Lucious
STEDE [11:25 PM] : LUCIUS
STEDE [11:25 PM] : He said hes trying to find me a hot date
ED [11:26 PM] : is he now
ED [11:26 PM] : well let me know if you guys need a ride home ok? want you to get home safe
STEDE [11:27 PM] : Thank you sooooo much
STEDE [11:27 PM] : I think Pete is picking us up soon
STEDE [11:27 PM] : You are so kind to offer
ED [11:27 PM] : hey, you're my best friend man. anytime you need me i'm here
STEDE [11:29 PM] : If you’re my best friend why aren't you here :(((((((
ED [11:30 PM] : i didn't know you guys were hanging out!
ED [11:30 PM] : again though if you need me I'm there
ED [11:34 PM] : stede?
STEDE [11:36 PM] : Sorry I was getting another drink
STEDE [11:36 PM] : Anyway I don't need need you
STEDE [11:36 PM] : But I want you
STEDE [11:36 PM] : Here I mean
ED [11:37 PM] : haha
ED [11:37 PM] : well i hope you're having fun even if i'm not there with you
STEDE [11:37 PM] : I am!!!!!
ED [11:38 PM] : good :)
ED [11:38 PM] : find a hot date yet?
STEDE [11:38 PM] : No
STEDE [11:39 PM] : That's why you should be here though
STEDE [11:40 PM] : Lucius dared me to talk to the hottest guy in the room and that is scary
ED [11:41 PM] : lucius not being a good enough wingman for you then?
STEDE [11:41 PM] : No he's fine
STEDE [11:42 PM] : But if you were here then I could just talk to you
ED [11:43 PM] : you saying i'd be the hottest guy in the room? ;)
STEDE [11:43 PM] : Yes
STEDE [11:44 PM] : Want to know a secret Ed
ED [11:45 PM] : shoot
STEDE [11:46 PM] : You ARE the hottest guy I know
ED [11:47 PM] : thanks mate, i'm flattered
STEDE [11:47 PM] : You're welcome
STEDE [11:47 PM] : Want to know another secret
STEDE [11:47 PM] : I love you
ED [11:50 PM] : love you too man
STEDE [11:51 PM] : No
STEDE [11:51 PM] : I mean like the song
ED [11:51 PM] : the song?
STEDE [11:52 PM] : The Frank sinatra one
STEDE [11:52 PM] : L is for the way you cook at me
STEDE [11:52 PM] : Look
STEDE [11:53 PM] : O is for
STEDE [11:53 PM] : I can't remember the rest of the lyrics
STEDE [11:54 PM] : Anyway I think I'm in love with you Ed
ED [11:57 PM] : stede
STEDE [11:57 PM] : Was that the wrong thing to say
ED [11:58 PM] : no not at all i just
ED [11:58 PM] : do you really mean that
ED [11:59 PM] : because i need you to be so fucking sure before i make myself look really stupid
ED [11:59 PM] : like it's ok if it's just the drinks talking but i need to know
STEDE [11:59 PM] : You are NEVER ever ever stupid Edward
STEDE [11:59 PM] : But yes I am sure
ED [12:00 AM] : fuck man
ED [12:00 AM] : fuck. I love you too
STEDE [12:00 AM] : Like the song?
ED [12:00 AM] : fuck yes like the song!!!!!
STEDE [12:01AM] : YAY
STEDE [12:01 AM] : Oh I am so happy
STEDE [12:01 AM] : I love you I love you I love youuuuuuu
ED [12:02 AM] : i love you too, stede :)
ED [12:02 AM] : let's talk about this more in the morning though, okay?
STEDE [12:02 AM] : Yesssss good plan because I think I am drunk
ED [12:03 AM] : oh really, you think?
STEDE [12:04 AM] : Are you being sarcastic
ED [12:02 AM] : ...maybe a little
STEDE [12:03 AM] : Ugh
STEDE [12:03 AM] : Ok definitely going to go throw up now
ED [12:03 AM] : you go do that
ED [12:04 AM] : text me when you get home safe?
STEDE [12:06 AM] : 👍🏻
ED [12:06 AM] : 💜
STEDE [12:10 AM] : ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
— TODAY, 1:57 AM —
STEDE [1:57 AM] : Home safe
STEDE [1:57 AM] : Head hurts
ED [1:58 AM] : haha
ED [1:58 AM] : wanna take some tylenol and hop in bed for me?
STEDE [1:58 AM] : Anything for you
ED [2:04 AM] : all squared away?
STEDE [2:04 AM] : Yes
STEDE [2:04 AM] : Going to bed now
STEDE [2:04 AM] : Love you
ED [2:05 AM] : i love you too 💜
ED [2:05 AM] : text me when you wake up 💜
— TODAY, 1:05 PM —
STEDE [1:05 PM] : Oh my God.
STEDE [1:05 PM] : Edward.
STEDE [1:06 PM] : I am SO sorry.
STEDE [1:06 PM] : Absolutely terrible lack of decorum on my part.
STEDE [1:06 PM] : Oh my God.
STEDE [1:07 PM] : But, um. Just to be sure
STEDE [1:07 PM] : Did you mean all of that? Last night?*
ED [1:14 PM] : hey, there's my sleeping beauty ;)
ED [1:14 PM] : and yeah, love. i did.
ED [1:14 PM] : especially if you did
STEDE [1:15 PM] : I meant it, Ed. Every word.
STEDE [1:15 PM] : Even if they weren't the most eloquent.
STEDE [1:16 PM] : Or the soberest. 😅
ED [1:16 PM] : what's that saying about drunk words, sober thoughts?
STEDE [1:17 PM] : Oh, hush.
ED [1:17 PM] : hehe
ED [1:18 PM] : hey, you think you're ready for that phone call now?
STEDE [1:18 PM] : More than ever.
— TODAY, 2:32 PM —
ED [2:32 PM] : 💜
STEDE [2:33 PM] : ❤️
STEDE [2:33 PM] : Can't wait for dinner this evening. ❤️
ED [2:33 PM] : me neither.
ED [2:33 PM] : look at us. fucking dating and shit!!!
STEDE [2:34 PM] : Doesn’t feel real just yet.
ED [2:34 PM] : not for me either
ED [2:34 PM] : it will though
ED [2:35 PM] : especially when i finally get to kiss you ;)
ED [2:35 PM] : if that’s cool with you of course
STEDE [2:35 PM] : Very cool. Extremely, actually.
STEDE [2:35 PM] : One could say “indescribably.”
ED [2:36 PM] : indescribably huh?
ED [2:36 PM] : hey actually you know what. Can i suggest a movie for after
STEDE [2:37 PM] : Of course! Anything you'd like!
ED [2:39 PM] : https://www.youtube.com/watch/shirley-temple-little-darling-collection-advertisement
STEDE [2:40 PM] : ...Quite literally anything but that.
ED [2:41 PM] : okay how about [https://www.youtube.com/watch/shirley-temple-the-little-princess-full-movie]
ED [2:41 PM] : or [https://www.youtube.com/watch/shirley-temple-heidi-full-movie]
ED [2:41 PM] : or [https://www.youtube.com/watch/shirley-temple-curly-top-full-movie]
ED [2:41 PM] : or [https://www.youtube.com/watch/shirley-temple-poor-little-rich-girl-full-movie]
STEDE [2:41 PM] : ED
ED [2:42 PM] : yesss? 😇
STEDE [2:42 PM] : ...
STEDE [2:42 PM] : You're lucky I love you, you nut.
ED [2:42 PM] : yeah, i really fucking am. 💜