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Thanksgiving was rolling around the corner and the girls were getting the table and the turkey ready, or well, Saiko and Tari and Melony as Meggy wasn’t allowed to touch the oven as well…she can’t cook. Oh well, as the girls were getting the food ready, Smg4 and the others were putting decorations up.
“Alright, perfect.” Smg4 called out to Luigi who was up on a ladder, “Yay.” Luigi gave the thumbs up, but suddenly lost his balance and fell, Smg4 just starred then decided to back away. Smg4 went over to see the progress on the other side of the castle, to say he was disappointed would be an understatement.
Mario, Bob, Smg3 and the others where to busy fighting each other and Mario was busy chomping down on his spaghetti, (Goda**it.) Smg4 thought to himself and went and grabbed the spaghetti from Mario’s hand which pissed him off, “Hey, what was that for!?” He said getting up, “Cause you guys haven’t even gotten your side going.” Smg4 replied.
Mario slowly turned around to look at the wall, then he took out a marker and scribbled some random things on it, then turned around, “There, now can I have my spaghetti back?” He asked. Smg4 felt like he just lost all his brain cells, he slapped Mario in the face, “Decorate, now.” He ordered, then left, “A**hole.” Mario muttered.
Back in the kitchen, the turkey was nearing completion, but none of the girls were around except for Meggy, the timer went off on the oven, Meggy decided to go and take it out, just to be a good sport, she got the gloves and pulled it out and set it on the top of the oven, “Now that looks…” She didn’t finish her sentence when the turkey suddenly caught fire, “Ugh, f*ck this writer.” She told herself as she picked up the turkey and ran.
She kicked open the door screaming, “AHHH!!” She screamed, this caught everyone's attention, “WHAT THE HELL!!” Smg4 shouted, “PUT IT OUT, PUT IT OUT!!” Meggy yelled, Smg4 looked around and saw Fishy Boopkins drinking water, he grabbed him, “Hey!” He shouted, Smg4 took aim and shot the water, the turkey was put out, but it wasn’t edible anymore.
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It was a little while later, the gang huddled around the table and looked at the turkey which was black as a……..the color black, Meggy felt so ashamed that she burnt the turkey, but Saiko and Tari reassured her that she was just trying to help and plot convince is a b*tch, “Now what are we going to do?” Melony asked.
“We’re gonna go get another turkey.” Smg4 replied, grabbing Mario, “Woah, woah, why do I have to tag along with you?” He asked, Smg4 didn’t say anything, he pointed to the wall showing scribble marks of random things, “Hey, I did what you ask.” Mario whined, “Whatever, if you don’t help me get another turkey.” Smg4 said, he pulled a gun out and held it to the spaghetti head, “She gets it.” He threatened.
“WHAT, NOO!!” Mario shouted, “Then you’ll come with me and get a turkey with me.” Smg4 said, Mario dropped to his knees, “Ok, ok, I’ll go, just don’t her, please.” Mario pleaded, “Great.” Smg4 said with a smile, with that, he picked Mario up and dragged the crying italian away, “What the f*ck just happened?” Saiko asked.
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Smg4 and Mario pulled into the parking lot of the grocery store, and went inside, Smg4 looked around in frozen section for a turkey, while he did that, Mario was going around the store being the usual dick head, riding around in grocery carts and doing other things, finally Smg4 found the perfect turkey to take home.
After he got the turkey, he went to find Mario who was looking at some spaghetti, his nose growing two sizes that day, “Ohhhh!!” He happily said, suddenly, he felt something grab him and drag him away, “Come on Mario, let’s get home.” Smg4 told him, “But, but Mario’s p*nis was getting hard.” He cried.
Once the turkey was checked and paid for, Smg4 and Mario hopped into the car and began their journey home, as they were heading home, suddenly, the car started to sputter and then, it came to a dead stop, “Uh oh.” Smg4 muttered, “Oh well this is just perfect, yes, super perfect…” Mario said with a sarcastic tone before being punched by Smg4, “Shut it.” He said as he got out.
He inspected the engine and after about 10 minutes, closed the hood, “Well?” Mario asked, “Ugh, ran out of oil.” Smg4 replied, “How the hell you run out of oil, don’t you have a thing reminding you to get it checked?” Mario asked him, Smg4 thought back to when he deleted a tweet while playing Raid Shadow Legend, “Don’t think I got one.” Smg4 lied, Smg4 then went over and grabbed Mario, “Come on, let’s get home.” Smg4 said.
At the castle, the gang was playing games, or just waiting for Mario and Smg4 to return, “Uh, when will those two idiots return, I’m starving.” Smg3 asked, “Yeah, I’m so hungry, I could eat you.” Bob told him, sharpening his blades, “AHHH!!” Smg3 screamed, running away, “Come here you juicy b*tch.” Bob said, chasing him, the girls looked at each other, “I sure hope they arrive soon.” Meggy said to them.
Mario and Smg4 walked along the road, they were starting to get tired, “Can…can we take a rest?” Mario asked, “No Mario, we gotta keep going.” Smg4 replied, Mario then hugged Smg4’s leg, “Pleeeease.” Mario said, giving off the puppy eyes, knowing that Mario wasn’t gonna budge, he gave in and they sat down for a little bit, Smg4 put the turkey off to the side.
They rested for about 10-15 minutes before Smg4 got back up, “Okay Mario, let’s get going, the others are probably wondering if we died, or not.” Smg4 said, “Fine.” Mario groaned. Smg4 turned to pick the turkey up only to discover that it was missing, “WHAT THE, WHERE THE TURKEY GO!!?” He yelled, that’s when they heard rustling in the bushes nearby, what they saw was a furry.
“HEY, GIVE THAT BACK!!!” Smg4 shouted to the furry, “Make me.” It responded, then ran off laughing, “Come on Mario.” Smg4 said running off, Mario just stared, “When will this story end?” He muttered to himself as he followed Smg4, the two chased the furry all the way to a little camp, Smg4 and Mario hid in some bushes and looked on.
“Master, I have captured the meal.” The furry said to his master, “Mmm, perfect, put it inside, we’ll eat later.” The master replied, “Yes sir” The furry said and went inside. “Grrr, goda**it Mario, if he hadn’t rested, we wouldn’t be here.” Smg4 snapped at him, “What makes you think they wouldn’t have knocked us out considering we only rested for 10 or so minutes?” Mario asked, “I…” Smg4 tried to think of words, but thought of nothing.
“Anyways, we have to think of a plan to get that turkey back and get home.” Smg4 told Mario, “Can’t believe I’m gonna say this, but, do you have a plan of any sorts?” Smg4 asked, Mario pondered to himself, then got an idea. Smg4 was dressed up in a zebra costume, “Can we please do another idea, maybe commit war crimes against them.” Smg4 pleaded, “No, this is the only way, now go.” Mario commanded, with that, Smg4 went off.
Smg4 quietly snuck inside, he looked around and saw no one was around, he quietly made his way to what looked to be the fridge, but right as he was gonna open it, “Hey you!” A furry called out to him, Smg4 turned around to see a person dressed in a bear outfit, “Who are you?” He asked him.
“Oh uh.” Smg4 thought of a lie he could make, that’s when he found the perfect one, “I’m new around here, I’ve just been accepted into the furry cult.” Smg4 responded, “This isn’t a cult you liar.” The furry responded, they both just stared at each other then Smg4 took a nearby lamp and threw it at the guy, knocking him out cold, maybe dead, but who knows.
Smg4 then turned around and opened the thing, sure enough, it was the fridge and right in front of him laid the turkey, “Ha ha, come to papa.” Smg4 chuckled, grabbing it, as he did, he failed to realize that it was attached to something, as soon as the wire came loose, “INTRUDER, INTRUDER!!” A rang alarm called out, “Sh*t.” He muttered, he then got a phone call from Mario.
“Nice going stupid.” He said to him, “Well excuse me, how was I supposed to know it wasn’t attached to anything.” Smg4 replied, suddenly the door was kicked down, “GET HIM!” The master yelled, “AHHHH!!!” All the furries screamed, Smg4 quickly jumped out a nearby window and ran towards Mario, “Let’s get our Mario a**es out of here!” He cried, “Right behind ya.” Mario said, the furries were on their tails (pun not intended).
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The gang were still waiting, by this point, Bob had Smg3 pinned down, ready to eat him, the only thing holding him back was Saiko and Boopkins, “Bob no, just wait.” Boopkins cried, “No, I’m starving like crazy, besides, those guys are most likely dead.” Bob replied. Suddenly, the door flew open and Mario and Smg4 closed it in a hurry, “Never mind.” Bob replied, “There you guys are, what the hell took you so long!?” Saiko yelled.
“Long story.” Smg4 began when knocking was heard outside, Smg4 peaked to see the furries, “GIVE US THAT TURKEY!!!” One cried, “AND DAT A**!!!” The master also screamed, the gang just looked at the two, “Really, you pissed off a bunch of furries.” Smg3 said, “Hey, they took our turkey, we were simply getting it back.” Mario said, suddenly, the doors broke down.
“Alright, prepare your anuses.” The master told them, “ATTACK!!” He screamed, the furries charged at them, “Well, now what?” Smg4 said to the rest. Meggy and Saiko equip their weapons, “Let’s dance.” They muttered and it wasn’t long before bunches, cutting, banging and shooting echoed the castle with the furries getting the everliving cr*p beaten out of them, finally, the furries ran off screaming in fear, I would describe it, but this story seriously needs to end.
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It wasn’t long after the fight that the turkey was finally finished and the crew were eating like kings and queens, “Sorry it took so long guys.” Smg4 said, “Eh, it’s fine, (except for the furry part), but it’s fine.” Meggy told them, “Well it’s great that this all had a happy ending.” Smg4 said, suddenly, Mario fell on him, “Sorry.” Mario replied.
Smg4's face then started to shift into an angry growl, he grabbed Mario by the throat and started beating him, “Hey, let me in on that piece of action.” Bob said, “Yeah, I want my fun too.” Smg3 also said, while the boys pumped Mario, the girls watched on, “You know, not a bad Thanksgiving.” Saiko, Meggy smiled, “I agree.” She said.