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It was another day in the Mushroom Kingdom, inside the castle, Smg4 was at his computer looking at something, suddenly, Mario burst through the door and ragdoll over to Smg4. “Hey Smg4, whatcha doing?” He asked, Smg4 didn’t bother answering as he was trapped looking at his computer, he looked like he was in love.
Mario then looked at his computer, he saw that Smg4 was looking at a chat thingy, a furry icon was in the upper corner, “What the f*ck.” Mario muttered, grossed out, this quickly caught Smg4’s attention. He panicked as he quickly closed the tab, “CLOSE CLOSE!!” He shouted, finally, the screen was gone, he just stared at Mario.
“Bro, what the absolute f*ck.” Mario said disgustedly, “Don’t say that to me, why are you in my room in the first place!?” Smg4 demanded an answer, “I was coming to annoy you of course, but now, I’m more concerned for you.” Mario answered back, “What the hell were you doing?” He then asked.
“Well…” Smg4 started, “There’s this new site called Chat AI, on it, you can talk to any character, whether they’re a cartoon character, real life, or made up from someone.” Smg4 explained, Mario just looked on, he was intrigued, but still thought about the furry, “So why were you talking with a furry, you still haven’t answered that?” Mario asked, his response was Smg4 kicking him out.
“That’s none of your business!” Smg4 shouted, “Now, leave me alone, I got important matters right now.” He continued, he then grabbed the door and slammed it shut, leaving Mario to himself, “A**hole.” He muttered, but as mad as he was at Smg4, he was nonetheless intrigued by the thought of Chat AI, so he made a little plan to himself.
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It was later that day, Smg4 had left his office and left the castle, he was going…someplace, no one bothered asking, but Mario was watching TV when he saw him left, now was his chance. Mario snickered to himself as he made his way up to Smg4’s office, he went in and booted up his computer.
Once he was in, he pulled on Booble and typed in “Chat AI”, he then clicked on the website, sure enough, Smg4 was right, there was a list of characters he could choose from, “Ooooooooo.” Mario went in amazement, he then saw some of the characters Smg4 chatted with, some were cartoon characters, others were…furries, “Dear god.” Mario muttered, he then continued on.
As he looked over the roster of characters he could choose from, a thought hit his tiny brain, he thought about looking himself up on here, he typed in his name and there he was, ‘Wow.” Mario commented, he then clicked on the profile of him and it took him to a chat, the AI Mario greeted him, “ Hi there, it's me, Mario. ” It read.
“Wow, me too.” Mario typed, after a bit, the AI replied, “ What do you mean, there’s only one Mario and that’s me. ” The AI Mario replied to him, Mario was confused, he type how he was the real Mario again, but the AI just said the same thing, now Mario wa starting to get piss, he then typed, “Listen here, I’m the real Mario b*tch, you’re nothing but a fake, so stop saying your the real Mario, or else I’ll come in there and beat your a**” He finished typing and waited for an answer.
“ I don’t know who your calling fake, I’m as real as…well, Mario, also to answer that last comment, TRY ME B*TCH!! ” The AI Mario commented, Mario had enough of this bullcrap, he pulled out a wand from his pocket, but he stalled as he looked at it, (Shit, forgot to return this to that rock wizard, ah, I’ll do it later.) He thought before he used it and soon, he was on the computer.
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Once he was inside, he looked around for this AI, finally, he saw him sitting at a computer, waiting for a response. Mario without hesitation chucked a rock at him, hitting him and sending the AI flying. Once it recovered, it looked at him, “ Ouch, you b*tch !’ It responded in a robotic voice, “Listen here bucko, either you admit I’m the real Mario, or I’ll destroy you.” Mario threatened.
“ But I am the real Mario, you’re the imposter here .” His AI responded, “Alright, prepare to die!” Mario yelled, he then ran at the robot and they started fighting to see who was the true Mario, the fighting went on forever and eventually, the real Mario was starting to get real tired, “Ah, Imma tire.” He muttered to himself before he was punched and sent flying.
“ Haha, I’m winning, now prepare to destroy your imposter .” The AI laughed, as it approached Mario, Mario tried to think of a way to defeat this AI, then he got an idea, he pulled out his wand, this caused the robot to stop, “ What the, what are you doing with that? ” He questioned, Mario just smiled.
“I’m taking you down.” He muttered, he then started to charge the wand up, a huge ball started growing from it, the AI stood back, knowing what was gonna happen, “ Crap .” He muttered, with a huge ball of light, everything around them was vaporized, the AI was reduced to nothing while Mario was sent flying out of the computer, he won.
“Yes, I won!!” Mario cheered, and as he did a little victory dance, he failed to notice Smg4 standing right behind him, “MARIO!!” He shouted, Mario turned around, “Oh, hey Smg4.” Mario greeted him, “WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY COMPUTER!!?” Smg4 shouted, Mario turned to see his computer was nothing more than a ball of fire at this point.
Realizing he had f*cked up royalty, he slowly turned to face Smg4, “Um...got rid of the furries.” Mario said with a worried look, Smg4 face went red and he began beating Mario’s a**, ‘BUT I GOT RID OF THE FURRIES FOR YOU!!” Mario screamed as Smg4 beat on him.