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Summary:

There’s a book left next to a teddy bear. And it changes everything.

Blyke: having the ability to turn urself into food is a STUPID ABILITY
Blyke: ITS NOT USEFUL OR PRACTICAL AT ALL
Isen: YES IT IS YOU DUMB HOE
Isen: YOUD NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GROCERY SHOPPING AGAIN
Isen: THINK OF ALL THE APPLICATIONS
John: ok bjt he got a point

Or,

The story where John and Seraphina join the vigilante craze. Chat fic version.

(Partner story to: Radicalism. Revolutionary. )

Chapter 1: one.

Notes:

there was a tumblr post talking abt how webtoon fans are kinda quiet fandoms outside of webtoons itself like not as many fics or fanart and such and thinking abt it more I 100% agreed so as a writer I'm amending this transgression by making a fic (two fics, partner fics) of my own!

the whole, all of them become vigilantes thing is sort of loosely inspired by Omniscient by thinmintsss ; the top fic in the fandom and definitely one of if not the best writer for this fandom too. specifically inspired by how much they talk abt working w each other to take down EMBER and stuff - i craved a fic of it and couldn't find a good one and so made one of my own! if somehow you haven't read, do so. pls!

the fic takes place right after episode 25 where Remi pays Seraphina a visit except the events aren't quite exactly the same...

for more context on the exact events, read FireFighters' partner fic here: Radicalism. Revolutionary.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Remi → Seraphina 

5:13 p.m. 

 

Remi: hi Sera! I just wanted to say sorry again for how I came over to apologize but ended up just… crying on you like that

Remi: I really am grateful. 

Remi: but seeing that book uhm… honestly I don’t really have any excuse 

Remi: I’m just really sorry I got all emotional on you like that 

 

Seraphina: Don’t worry about it. 

Seraphina: Like I said, you’re fine 

 

Remi: great! good! and yeah, I know, but I just felt like I had to apologize again 

Remi: and uhm. about what we had talked about… there’s a groupchat I have with isen and blyke 

Remi: I’m researching vigilante stuff and we use it to compile resources and stuff

Remi: usually. 

Remi: I was wondering if you’d want me to add you?

Remi: I know you said you only read it out of curiosity but I'd.. 

Remi: uhm 

Remi: it would mean a lot to me 

 

Seraphina: Sure 

 

Remi: though no pressure!! I know it’s kinda a random thing to ask— 

Remi: Σ੧(❛□❛✿)

Remi: REALLY??? 

 

Seraphina: Yeah sure. Honestly like I said, I still don’t really get the big deal of everything around it. 

Seraphina: I don’t really get the whole vigilante stuff even after reading it

Seraphina: But there isn’t any harm in joining a gc 

 

Remi: that’s fair!! but thank you regardless! 

Remi: I don’t want to vent on you again but it really does mean a lot to me 

 

Seraphina: One thing tho 

Seraphina: Can I add my friend too? 

 

Remi: definitely!! the more the merrier! 

Remi: just give me their @ and i’ll add them too

Remi: thank you again seraphina! 

Remi: ٩(๑ᴖᴗᴖ๑)۶ 

 

Seraphina: ^^ <3 




Sera → John 

5:28 p.m. 

 

Sera: Rmbr Remi? 

 

John: whu?? 

John: that otjer girl u showd the book 2??? 

 

Sera: *Accidentally showed the book to.

Sera: But yeah. Her. 

 

John: ye??? 

 

Sera: She’s adding us to a gc of hers soon

 

John: ????????

John: y???? 

John: SERS

John: SERA* 

John: ANSRW ME




Remi Added Seraphina and John to <Fire Extinguisher!!! 🧯> 

5:32 p.m. 

 

Blyke: for the last fucking time. 

Blyke: having the ability to turn urself into food is a STUPID ABILITY 

Blyke: ITS NOT USEFUL OR PRACTICAL AT ALL 

 

Isen: YES IT IS YOU DUMB HOE 

Isen: YOUD NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GROCERY SHOPPING AGAIN 

Isen: THINK OF ALL THE APPLICATIONS 

 

Blyke: u. 

Blyke: its CANNIBALISM IS WHAT IT IS 

 

Isen: ITS ONLY CANNIBALISM IF YOU LET SOMEONE *ELSE* EAT YOU 

Isen: PLUS! Presuming whenever you turn yourself into food it becomes like. 

Isen: You’d be able to make an infinite food glitch or if u used it in combat then you could like,,, turn a part of u that’s abt to be hit into food and avoid an attack 

 

Blyke: that’s stupid. 

Blyke: tf am i gonna do? turn myself into a hamburger?? 

Blyke: this is so STUPID. UR IDEA IS TRASH! 

 

Isen: ok. I admit that if the only food you could turn into was a hamburger then it would be kinda trash. 

Isen: But I meant smth more… viscous

Isen: like pudding

 

John: ok bjt he got a point

 

Blyke: wtf does viscous mean

Blyke: AND WHO TF R U 

 

Seraphina replied to John: ok bjt he got a point

Seraphina: No he does not. 

 

Isen: hOLYJFJEKFN WHY ARE U HERE 

 

John: think abt jt sera!! if he cloud move luke water thn jt could work 

 

Seraphina: No. That’s dumb. You’re dumb for agreeing. 

 

John: 😞

 

Blyke: i understood none of that. 

Blyke: @Remi why did u invite seraphina and her cripple friend here??? 

 

John: srs??? 

John: tje cripple pt. was unnecisarry 

 

Blyke: sorry

 

Remi: ok. gimme a sec there’s a lot going on here

Remi: 1. I thought you and isen were supposed to be researching more of ember’s victims not arguing about. whatever this is…

Remi: 2. I added seraphina because I thought she might be interested and she wanted her friend to be added too so I said it was okay! 

Remi: and 3 blyke be nice. 

 

Blyke: i said sorry already

Blyke: and well we WERE but then we got uh. 

Blyke: derailed

 

Seraphina: That sounds like an understatement 

 

John: y’s the gc called fire xtinguisher??? 

John: nd y r we heer neway?? sera didmt tell me anything 

 

Remi: oh! right I should probably explain 

Remi: so uhm. superhero’s right? you guys know of them? and u’ve heard of ember too?

 

Seraphina: Obviously 

 

John: ofc

 

Remi: right. so yeah, this gc I created because I’m trying to research them more 

Remi: superheroes and vigilantes are just trying to make the world a better place and are getting killed for it

Remi: which sucks!! I hate that we live in a world like that so much 

Remi: I don’t really know if there’s anything we can do about any of it but i figured that knowledge is power! it wouldn’t hurt to at least be aware about it all

Remi: especially since they could start targeting other people too and as a royal its my job to make sure all the students here are safe so if there’s something so threatening like a rogue group murdering people out there then i need to make people aware

Remi: and uhm 

Remi: well the fire extinguisher name was isen and blyke’s ideas 

Remi: ‘To extinguish EMBER.’ 

Remi: or well! not exactly that bold, but it sounded like a cool groupchat name!!

 

John: oh

John: wow

John: tjats actually rly cool of y 

 

Remi: thank you!! 

 

John: i wiuldnt mind helping 

John: i thjnk yr doin rly good work

John: sera?

 

Seraphina: Ykw sure

Seraphina: It’s not like I’ve got much else to do

Seraphina: And honestly I’d feel bad abt saying no 

Seraphina: Specially after the conversation we had and the book I lost

 

Blyke: book? 

 

Remi: conversation? 

 

Seraphina replied to Blyke: book?

Seraphina: 1. Yeah

Seraphina: He lent me his copy of UnOrdinary and I accidentally left it out 

 

John: TWICE

 

Seraphina: Yes. Twice. As you’ve lectured me for already

Seraphina: Elaine saw first and I don’t trust her not to spill

Seraphina: And then Remi saw and that’s why I’m here

 

Remi: oh yikes I didn’t know Elaine saw too

Remi: you could ask her maybe not to…? 

 

Seraphina: Honestly I’d rather not go through the effort 

Seraphina: I don’t fully believe she wouldn’t if I did either 

Seraphina: So I’m mostly just preparing myself mentally for whenever they bring in the lie detector 

 

Seraphina replied to Remi: conversation?

Seraphina: And I won’t get into it too much bc it was private unless John wants me to 

Seraphina: But we were talking about Unordinary briefly 

 

Blyke: holy shit u’ve both read unordinary???? 

 

Remi: Σ੧(❛□❛✿) YOUVE BOTH READ??? 

Remi: HOW WAS IT? 

 

John: i live it

John: love it* 

John: omg

 

Seraphina: Pfft. I thought it was good 

Seraphina: It didn’t brainwash me if that’s what you’re thinking 

 

John: JTS A RLY GOOD BOOK THO 

John: ifs soo dumb how jts banned 

 

Seraphina: Nah I disagree

Seraphina: Not exactly

Seraphina: But I see why they banned it

 

John: JTS STILL DUMB THO

John: tjey didnt gotta ban jt. 

John: Unordinarys got a good message 

John: the authoriktes r just 2 scared abt their power to understand that

 

Seraphina: Your point gets nulled by your bad grammar btw. 

 

John: >:pppp

 

Seraphina: I understand though. But still. 

 

Remi: really?? the book scares the authorities that much?? 

 

Blyke: its just a book tho right? 

Blyke: i dont get how a book can scare people that much 

 

Seraphina: It’s less abt it being a book and more about the ideas and message it shares

Seraphina: The story on the whole is about one man with powers like ours who defends a world filled with cripples. It introduces the idea of a more just society but in doing so it challenges /our/ society’s structure system on the whole since it ignores all of our ability ranking systems and spreads egalitarianism and idealism. 

Seraphina: And High-Tiers even ended up acting on it; becoming superheroes and vigilantes

Seraphina: Which scares them. 

Seraphina: And also the writing is rly compelling and digestible which works in its favor

 

Blyke: egalitarianism? 

 

Remi: woah it sounds like a really good book actually

Remi: I wish I had gotten the chance to read it now… 

 

Remi replied to Blyke: egalitarianism?

Remi: its the idea that everyone is equal

 

Blyke: oh makes sense

Blyke: yea wow that sounds like a lot tho 

Blyke: im kinda curious now too actually

 

Seraphina: Yeah well.. 

Seraphina: Like I said before, I don’t want to risk getting John or myself in trouble by showing anyone else

 

Remi: no its okay!! we understand! 

 

Blyke: ye its alright

 

John: 🥲

 

Seraphina: ?

Seraphina: What’s that face for?

Seraphina: Did I say something wrong? 

 

John: NO! im just sso proud of u 🥲🥲 

 

Seraphina: Pfft I didn’t do much to be proud of 

 

John: U LISTENED!! To me snd to the book

John: that mesns a lot

 

Seraphina: Well… 

Seraphina: What I said still stands. 

Seraphina: I’m still not going to go off and become a vigilante or anything 

 

John: thats OK!! 

John: im just glad u listned :) 

 

Seraphina: Anyways,,, 

Seraphina: Remi, about that research you guys were doing? 

 

Remi: oh yeah! the link of what we’ve comprised so far is pinned - gimme ur emails and i’ll grant u both editing rights 

 

…… 




Blyke → Isen

5:57 p.m. 

 

Blyke: hey dude 

Blyke: u ok? 

Blyke: u kinda bailed after remi added those 2 



6:01 p.m. 

Blyke: dude. 



6:06 p.m. 

Blyke: if u don’t fucking respond i WILL hunt you down 

 

Isen: I’M FINE DW

Isen: and you forget that IM the one with the hunter ability 

Isen: idiot. 

 

Blyke: y’d u dip? 

 

Isen: there’s a paper i forgot i had to b doing 

 

Blyke: ?? 

Blyke: tf?? 

Blyke: thats bs u never do ur schoolwork this early 

 

Isen: who said it was schoolwork

 

Blyke: for press club? 

 

Isen: yea

 

Blyke: hm

Blyke: sure like i buy that

Blyke: how come u were so fine w spending ur time arguing w me abt dumb shit earlier then 

 

Isen: i lost track of time!! 

 

Blyke: and just so happened to remember time when seraphina and her friend joined 

 

Isen: for your information, YEAH. that HAPPENS sometimes yk? butt out of my business 

 

Blyke: fine

Blyke: ur still helping tho right? 

Blyke: even w seraphina and her friend there? 

 

Isen: dude ofc. you need my expertise after all ✨

Isen: and I wouldn’t leave Remi hanging like that, u know this

 

Blyke: just making sure




Remi → Isen

6:24 p.m. 

 

Remi: hey are you alright? 

Remi: I know you’re back working on stuff with us now but you sort of disappeared when i added seraphina and john

Remi: i’m sorry for not giving any sort of heads up or anything 

 

Isen: NONONO you’re fine remi! 

Isen: I promise!! Writer’s honor!

Isen: I just had something I had to b working on for press club 

 

Remi: oh, well thats good! 

Remi: I’m glad! 

Remi: i know I can be a little impulsive sometimes though 

Remi: you’d tell me if I ever did anything to upset you like that right? 

 

Isen: Of course remi 

Isen: you don’t gotta worry abt me tho i’m great 

 

Remi: good!! you’re invaluable to the mission after all! and i care about you a lot 

Remi: you know this though 

Remi: don’t forget it, okay? 

Remi: you me and blyke are in this together 

 

Isen: damn right we are <3 

Notes:

Isen was definitely not freaking out abt the mission Arlo gave him behind the scenes, no sir.

And for Blyke's characterization, he IS def surprised about Seraphina and has a little bit of power crush/hero worship but it doesn't show thru text bc his RBF manifests in text lol

Sunset Trio (as I'll refer to them as) are so v cute together. I'll work on more dynamics as the story progresses but for now we just get little hints of what's to come. And also I'll force John to use autocorrect eventually - his texting is HORRID and it pains me to write. if you ever struggle to understand, leave a comment and i'll reiterate bc some of how he talks certainly needs it. I wouldn't mind talking abt some of my text characterization choices either if anyone is interested in hearing me ramble abt those now/in the future so lmk if you are

remember to take care of yourself <3

Chapter 2: two.

Summary:

12:14 p.m.

Isen: hey so i think i’m abt to do something i’ll regret

12:33 p.m.

John: y is isen axtually so much of a dick??
John: oj my god

Notes:

surprisingly, writing chatfics doesn't take up that much time lol, whoddathunk but for those following the partner fic, chapters for that will come out slower bc it takes more effort and more time to write for it - but the general consensus seems to be favoring this fic regardless so,,

also i had enduringly hunted down some of the v few scenes where the character's phones r seen texting and discovered that 1. they're v inconsistent (sobs) and 2. John's texting isn't as bad as i've been making it which thank fuck honestly, i'm gonna ease up on his atrocity for peace of everyone's minds - particularly after this chapter

(again tho, if anyone wants to hear me ramble abt more specifics i've notice abt them lmk)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

< Sunset Trio > 3 members. Remi, Isen, Blyke 

12:14 p.m. 

 

Isen: hey so i think i’m abt to do something i’ll regret 

 

Blyke: its. class??? actually wait fuck where are you

Blyke: wtf are you doing

Blyke: isen istg 

 

Isen: i’m fine 

Isen: ifs cool im chill 

 

Blyke: thats literally not what i asked bro 

 

Isen: dude hush i’m psyching myself up for this 

 

Blyke: for WHAT 

 

Isen: I. 

Isen: can’t say

 

Blyke: ???? 

Blyke: why not.

 

Isen: look man, it’s complicated. 

Isen: I’m not allowed to get into the details 

Isen: but it’s nothing dangerous i’m not that dumb 

 

Blyke: debatable

 

Isen: HEY. 

Isen: srs tho I’ll be fine 

 

Remi: are you telling us that or trying to convince yourself of it..?

 

Isen: Remi, my good friend, my bestie

Isen: how dare you come in here and use ur LOGIC on me

 

Remi: I,,, 

Remi: please don’t do something rash? 

 

Isen: It’s not rash, actually! 

Isen: It’s stupidly well thought out bc i’m so good and smart at planning

Isen: fml why am i so good at my job 

 

Blyke: bro just tell us what ur doing 

 

Isen: i CAN’T!! I’ll be killed for it!! 

 

Remi: please? I promise to protect u? 

 

Isen: I

Isen: I would but

Isen: ik u’ll be disappointed if I tell you— 

 

Blyke: ???? 

Blyke: dude then fucking DONT 

Blyke: its not that complicated?.!?

 

Remi: …

Remi: Isen

Remi: are you planning on hurting anyone…? 

 

Isen: NO 

Isen: well

Isen: I’m not

Isen: planning to

 

Remi: … 

 

Blyke: dude. 

 

Remi: what do I have to say to convince you to stop? 

 

Isen: I uh

Isen: ohffucksjd

Isen: igtg the plans happening now WISH ME LUCK AND IM SORRY IN ADVANCE

 

Blyke: ISEN

 

Remi: ISEN!! 

 

Blyke: BITCH GET BACK HERE 

 

Remi: @Isen

 

Blyke: @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen

Blyke:  @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen @Isen

 

Remi: Isen!!! 

 

Blyke: ISEN YOU FUCK 

Blyke: Remi

 

Remi: we’re finding him right? 

 

Blyke: fuck yeah we are. 

 

Remi: blyke take wallick hall

Remi: i’ll speed thru whesley and manner





John → Sera

12:33 p.m. 

 

John: y is isen axtually so much of a dick??

John: oj my god 

 

Sera: ? 

 

John: he . ambushed?? inteorgated me?? 

John: askn abt whats life like bein a low tier nd shit 

John: said it wad 4 a papwr 

John: but like

John: asked abt where im from and got kinda aggrhesiveabt it 

John: y??? it ws obvi he was digging 4 smht 

John: then remj nd bluke slammed the door opwn snd started dragging him away 

John: remi apologixed at leasr 

John: but like

John: that was wierd right??? 

 

Sera: I haven’t really put much thought to it again until Blyke had pointed it out yesterday but your texting is atrocious

Sera: You sound so unserious with all those typos 

Sera: Ykw. We’re amending your texting accuracy. 

Sera: Also I’m telling the other three how badly you butchered their names

 

John: ???? 

John: whut abt everything else j said?!?! 

John: AJSKFKE aND DONT!!!

 

Sera: That sounds p in character of what ik of Isen honestly

Sera: Idrk what to make of it either but we can find out later if it’s bothering you so much 

Sera: He won’t bother you again for now though, especially if Remi and Blyke intervened 

Sera: But rn here 

 

Sera sent a link! hffps://appstore.com/download/beattiles/ 

Sera sent a link! hffps://appstore.com/download/pow-nightmares-boy-orchestra/ 

Sera sent a link! hffps://appstore.com/download/plan-world:zatsune-riku/

 

Sera: Download these. 

 

John: ??? 

 

Sera: Rhythm games

 

John: y wiuld those help 

 

Sera: They’ll make your finger accuracy better

Sera: Hopefully

Sera: Besides we can make a competition out of high combos and perfect scores 

Sera: Not that you’ll have any chance of beating me :) 

 

John: OH YR ON

John: whut abt the isen tjing tho 

 

Sera: Like I said, Remi’s probably got a handle on it

 

John: r u sure? 

 

Sera: Abt 90% sure yeah 

 

John: hiw can u b so sure? 

 

Sera: I don’t know Isen as well as I know Blyke and Remi

Sera: Which isn’t that much either tbf but I know them enough 

Sera: Remi’s nice while the other two are troublemakers as I’m sure you already know 

Sera: Like you actually 

 

John: hEY! j resemt that 

John: and ur no saint

 

Sera: Never claimed to be lol 

Sera: But regardless, I still believe they’re not bad

Sera: They’re a little temperamental and can get carried away a lot but so can you

Sera: Isen can be a bit schemy too but on the whole they’re very open and straightforward people. I think that’s why they get along so well with Remi 

Sera: They’re good for each other 

Sera: Kinda like u and me

Sera: If I know Remi she’ll probably talk some more sense into Isen and you’ll get an apology from him sooner or later 

Sera: But if you don’t I can just stare at him a little and he’ll probably cave 

Sera: He’s a little spineless 

 

John: huh

John: wrell when yuo put it that way 

 

Sera: Yeah so don’t worry about it too much 

Sera: Just focus on being less shit at texting :P 

 

John: >:PPP




Remi → John

12:47 p.m. 

 

Remi: I just wanted to apologize for what Isen did to you 

Remi: he should be coming to say sorry properly himself once class is done 

 

John: ist fine 

John: u didtn do anything wrong

 

Remi: i know but he’s my friend so i feel partially responsible for him 

Remi: and it feels worse since we only really had a proper conversation since yesterday 

Remi: cornering you like that and using his ability on you was wrong and he knows that 

Remi: you don’t have to say anything else but i really just wanted to say sorry and thank you again for helping me out with research yesterday - i’d understand if you didn’t want to anymore 

Remi: so think about it a bit and no pressure!! i’ll respect your decision either way




Pinky → Asslo

12:50 p.m. 

 

Pinky: Arlo. 

Pinky: we need to talk.

Pinky: about… a few things actually

Pinky: are you busy later today? 

 

Asslo: I’m free after school. 

 

Pinky: alright

Pinky: park then, after school 




Remi → Isen

12:52 p.m. 

 

Remi: i’m gonna talk with Arlo later

Remi: you should probably steer clear of him the rest of the day though,,

 

Isen: yes ma’am 🫡 




Isen → John

3:39 p.m

 

Isen: hey dude I just wanted to say i’m sorry again

 

John: it’s fine 

Notes:

this one's a bit shorter than the last but i think it's an acceptable length. there wasn't much happening during text before more high IQ seraphina rambles (which r always fun) and a lot of remi trying to patch shit up between the rest of them. and arlo's been told off! i wonder what kind of repercussions this will have...

remember to take care everyone, and stay safe <3

Chapter 3: three.

Summary:

Seraphina: Tell me off if I’m overstepping
Seraphina: But are you alright Remi?

Remi: i uhm
Remi: would you believe me if I said yes?

Seraphina: No

John: no

Notes:

two things before you start: one, this chapter plays around with the scheduled (or lack thereof) time in this fic moreso than the others so it’ll bounce between days more sporadically. the other two chps were both one single day but the formula will ultimately bounce between the two. this chapter is also longer to account for/make up for that (though if it ever gets confusing feel free to comment and i’ll clarify)

two, there r some “i love yous” spoken in this chapter which i wanna clarify ahead of time, are platonic. as of now i don’t have any intention of including ships but it definitely can be read kinda code-y, tho i personally include moments like those bc something i’ve always liked abt UnOrdinary is that they’re very affectionate. you can see it in the way they’re not shy about physical contact at all (sera putting her legs on john, them leaning against each other, sunset trio pulling each other around and hugging often, etc) altho i don’t think there’s any ily’s shared in canon (mostly bc people would DEF read into it too much) im a strong advocate for casual affection and the idea that sunset trio, especially remi, aren’t afraid of saying i love you’s to each other

so! friendly reminder that while excessive use can dilute meaning, if you haven’t told your friends you care or love them recently then u should! they deserve it probably, and so do you, altho they say it’s better to act like the friend you’ve always wanted rather than wait for them to arrive so take that as you will

extra: also i went back and made john’s dialogue a little more digestible bc it was bothering me. i think i found the sweet spot of misspelling but still legible for him

and in any case, i do hope you enjoy, it is plot time and i hope ur ready for some angst

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

John → Sera

4:47 p.m. 

 

John: ur stoopid 

John: dumb op abilitu 

 

Sera: And /you’re/ salty 

Sera: Possibly also tone deaf 

Sera: Your rhythm must be horrid if you’re struggling on normal 

 

John: INE NORMAL 

John: JVE MOVED ONTO HARD 

John: THSI ONES JUST KMPOSIBLE THO 

John: also u cnat say shit ur still kn hard too 

John: someone can’t make it 2 expert hm? 

 

Sera: Bet. 

 

John: ??

 

Sera sent a screenshot

The screenshot depicts a clear stage image for a song called ‘Becoming Potatoes’ on Expert Mode with a score of 603 Perfect! notes, 67 Great! notes, 14 Good! notes, 6 Bad! notes, and 11 Misses. Highest Combo, 157.  

 

Sera: How’s that? 

 

John: AJDFKNK

John: U RUINED MY COMBOOO

 

Sera: Lol 

Sera: Suffer 

 

John: >:PPPPPO 



5:10 p.m. 

 

John: hey sera? 

 

Sera: Yea? 

 

John: rando question but i was wundering 

John: elaine 

 

Sera: What abt her? 

 

John: she hasn’t like 

John: done anything abt unordinary yet??? 

 

Sera: That’s not a proper question 

Sera: But no, she hasn’t 

 

John: weird 

 

Sera: Ikr? 

Sera: It’s obvious she’s seen it. 

Sera: She’s incredibly skittish around me these days 

Sera: Horrid at hiding a secret 

Sera: But I’m really just waiting for the other shoe to drop 

 

John: whis droppin shoes??? 

 

Sera: It’s an expression 

 

John: o 

John: well how do u feel abt that 

 

Sera: Mid 

Sera: I was prepared for her to just rip the bandaid off and get it over with but. 

Sera: Nothing 

 

John: hmmm 

John: r u anxious? 

 

Sera: I’d hardly say anxious

Sera: It just puts me on edge a little 

 

John: u could always confront her 

 

Sera: And do what? Threaten her not to spill? 

 

John: maybe! 

 

Sera: Lol

Sera: But honestly that just sounds like more effort than it’s worth 

 

John: u never know jnless u try 

John: also it doesn’t gotta b like 

John: yuo don’t gotta go like “TELL ANYONE AND UR TIME WILL B UP” u just gotta opin a dialogue 

 

Sera: Hm. Surprisingly big words for you

 

John: >:P 

 

Sera: Remi said I should consider talking with her too before 

Sera: I still maintain that I don’t think she’ll listen 

Sera: She’s. Well, you’ve seen her

Sera: Only nice to me bc I’m a High-Tier

Sera: I dislike her meddling in my business and thinking that my issues are hers 

Sera: She misunderstands me whether willingly or not and it’s, quite frankly, not my responsibility to correct her or amend that impression 

 

John: ik 

John: uve told me that B4 

John: but jf u NEVER bring it up then its jjst gonna bother u more 

John: it doesn’t even gotta b four her sake at all but ik havimg that kinda energy around u is unpleasant 

John: also u could yk,,, tell her all that too

John: like finaly clean it up once and for all 

John: maybe she’ll stop beeing such a prick 2 me too

 

Sera: Pfft only in our dreams

Sera: You’ve made an enemy of hers for life 

 

John: ugh 😞 

 

Sera: But thanks for the advice 

Sera: I think I’ll try

Sera: I mean it couldn’t hurt

 

John: exactly!! 

 

Sera: She’s getting ready to go somewhere soon

Sera: Walking around looking for things and stuff 

Sera: I’ll talk to her now before she goes 

 

John: GOOD LUCK 🍀👍 



5:35 p.m. 

 

Sera: It went well

 

John: WOO IS SHE GONE 

 

Sera: Yep left to go hang out with her actual friends

Sera: I probably made her late 

 

John: L 

John: BJT CALL ME

John: TELL ME ALL ABT JT

 

Sera: Pfft Kay

 

Facetime call started at 5:37 p.m. 




<iFire Extinguisher!!! 🧯>  5 members. Remi, Isen, Blyke, Seraphina, John

6:03 p.m. 

 

Seraphina: You were right about talking to her Remi 

 

Remi: (*^▽^*)

 

Seraphina: (^_^)☆

 

Blyke: i still dont fucking know how u do those 

 

Isen: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Remi: (*'▽'*)

 

Seraphina: (^▽^)σ

 

John: ʅ(◞‿◟)ʃ

 

Blyke: stop 

 

Isen:  (☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎

 

Blyke: STOP 




John → Sera 

6:15 p.m. 

 

John: ur definitely still beating arlo up 4 telling elaine to snitch tjo right 

 

Sera: Obviously

Sera: No mercy 

 

John: FUCK YEHA




< Sunset Trio > 3 members. Remi, Isen, Blyke 

1:56 p.m. 

 

Isen sent a link! hffps://docs.gaagle.com/document/JdjfRanD0mStjff 

 

Isen: I FJNISHED 

 

Remi: OH 

Remi: is that the article I asked you to do??? 

Remi: i thought you said it would’ve taken you like a week longer 

 

Isen: I DID SAY THAT 

Isen: But i got done quicker with everyone else helping with all the initial info collection 

 

Blyke: that and ur a sap 

 

Isen: SHUT IT

 

Remi: ?

 

Blyke: he wanted to surprise you bc he felt bad abt the other day 

Blyke: and KEPT ME UP LATE HELPING HIM

 

Isen: BRO 

Isen: Bro. 

Isen: I trusted you TT 

 

Blyke: :p 

Blyke: I missed the deadline of my essay for helping u the other day so now we’re even 

 

Remi: aww,,, Isennnn 

 

Isen: djfjeibf shut 

Isen: I couldn’t just like 

Isen: do nothing  

Isen: And I was feeling a little guilty anyhow so I worked on it to distract myself 

 

Remi: well thank you anyway (✿◠ᴗ◠)

 

Isen: ( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡) 

 

Blyke: i hate those things so much 

 

Remi: (๑>◡<๑)

 

Isen: ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄

Isen: in any case it’s still the weekend so you’ll have to wait a little bit until it’s actually published 

Isen: I’ll send it in firefighters too later but I just wanted to send it to you first 

 

Remi: thank you again Isen 

Remi: and you too Blyke bc I know you helped him with it 

Remi: it really, really means a lot to me that you’re both helping me so much with this 

 

Isen: it’s NP 

 

Blyke: yeah it’s never a problem 

 

Remi: :>>> 

Remi: I love you both 

 

Isen: Awsjdkks 

 

Blyke: sjdkfk we love u too 

 

Isen: ❤️💕🧡 




<iiFire Extinguisher!!! 🧯>  5 members. Remi, Isen, Blyke, Seraphina, John

3:34 p.m. 

 

Remi sent an image 

The image sent depicts a flier crumpling at the corners in a tightly gripped hand. At the top of the flier in large bold characters surrounded in a red box are the words ‘Death POOL’ and the subtext encourages people to vote on which superhero they believe will die next. Peaking into frame shows the borders of a bulletin board and a bit of the floor, as though the flier had been instantly ripped from it. 

 

Remi: do any of you know who’s making these? 

Remi: I’m so tired of seeing these

Remi: of knowing that people are actually taking the time to make these and are probably enjoying this shit 

Remi: these are people!!! 

Remi: these are people’s lives who are just trying to help and make the world a better place and people are doing THIS to them! 

Remi: how could anyone be so cruel?! 

 

Isen: oh shit she cursed

 

John: the world is a rly shittty place sm times 

 

Blyke: u ok rem? 

 

Remi: I’m fine

Remi: just. really frustrated. 

Remi: i told myself they wouldn’t get to me but i just

Remi: *can’t* deal with them today 

 

Seraphina: People really participate in those huh 

 

Remi: yeah!! 

Remi: they do and it’s so.!! 

Remi: urg i need to calm down a bit 

 

Isen: I can look into it for you? 

 

Remi: no its okay you don’t have to go that far

Remi: you just finished writing that article too i really wouldn’t feel right if you did more 

Remi: but thank you for offering 

Remi: you’ve all done a lot to help me already with all the research and everything - i don’t want to bother you all with random fliers 

 

Blyke: its not a bother 

Blyke: u know none of us mind 

 

Isen: it wouldnt be a bother

 

Remi: i hope you don’t at least 

Remi: i know I kinda dragged Seraphina and John into this all and i know i can be kinda pushy at times 

 

Seraphina: I don’t mind 

Seraphina: And neither does John 

 

John: >:P 

John: bjt she’s not wrong 

 

Seraphina: I find it interesting honestly

Seraphina: It’s definitely not something I would’ve thought to look into on my own 

Seraphina: And it’s opening me up to new things I probably wouldn’t have considered or thought about otherwise

 

Remi: it is interesting isn’t it

Remi: and horrifying too 

Remi: im 

Remi: urghdjfj im not in a good mood sorry 

 

John: ifs ok

 

Blyke: ur ok

 

Seraphina: It’s alright

 

Isen: dw about it rem

 

Blyke: do u wanna talk abt it though…? 

 

Remi: ..eventually i want to

Remi: I really want to but i don’t think i’m ready just yet 

 

Seraphina: That’s alright, take your time 

 

Blyke: we’ll be here for u 

 

Remi: thank you, again 

Remi: it’s just. 

Remi: ember scares me 

Remi: that’s not something I wanted to confess but they do kinda 

Remi: of course- i’m more mad than i am scared. they have no *right* to be out there just. killing people like that 

Remi: i hate them

Remi: it hurts to think that there are people out there that are that strong and that their existence puts superheroes and other people at risk 

Remi: the idea that.. that anyone could become like that is terrifying though - especially the idea that anyone here at wellston could just.. disappear like that or become little more than a symbol to the public for everyone to defame 

Remi: i don’t want anyone to get hurt 

Remi: but people *are* getting hurt! and no one is doing anything about it!! 

 

John: ur doing something abt it 

 

Remi: it’s not enough 

 

John: yea but its smth 

John: its more than the shitty ass authorities 

 

Blyke: hes right u know 

Blyke: u ARE doing smth and that matters

 

Remi: thank you guys 

Remi: thank you for helping me with everything too 

 

Blyke: ur welcome

 

John: its not just bc of u either

John: ur doing good work

John: helping other ppl is importent and more fuckig ppl should b doing it 

John: it fucking sucks that ember is flat out murdering people who don’t agree 

 

Remi: yeah.. 

Remi: honestly when you say it like that, it makes me empathize with superheroes even more 

Remi: they’re just trying to help right some of the things going wrong in the world 

Remi: I wanna do that too 

 

Isen: wait what

 

Blyke: woah hold on a sec rem 

Blyke: you don’t mean like.. 

 

Isen: actually becoming a vigilante right??? 

 

Remi: oh, no! not that!!

Remi: I just meant like.. in general trying to better everything with my abilities and status 

Remi: becoming a vigilante… well i’d be lying if i said it wasn’t at all interesting,,, 

 

Blyke: rem.

 

Isen: Remi..

 

Remi: but! it’s not something i’d start without any proper planning!! 

Remi: before any of that, informing the other students should come first 

 

John: if u did become a vigilante i think ud make a good one 

 

Isen: dude wtf

Isen: don’t encourage her

Isen: like. fuck we’re not just talking about helping others here 

Isen: we’re talking about superheroes 

Isen: SUUUPERHEROES 

Isen: YK THE PPL WEVE SPENT ALL THIS TIME RESEARCHING 

Isen: THE ONES DYING MYSTERIOUSLY WITHOUT ANYONE HAVING ANY ANSWERS 

 

Blyke: hey dude calm down

 

Remi: EXACTLY ISEN 

Remi: the ones dying and yet nobody cares! 

Remi: it’s been how long since the first superhero death and yet there’s nothing?!

 

Isen: YEAH AND FORGIVE ME IF I DONT WANT MY BEST FRIEND TO BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE EITHER 

 

Remi: you don’t understand 

 

Isen: I understand enough 

Isen: but if this is your end goal then I can’t support it 

 

Remi: Isen no.. 

 

Isen: I’m sorry 

 

Isen left the group. 

 

Remi: ….

 

Blyke: ..

Blyke: I’ll go talk to him 

 

Remi: yeah you should

Remi: thank you 

Remi: and sorry 

 

Blyke: we’ll talk about this more later 

 

Remi: ok 

 

Seraphina: Tell me off if I’m overstepping 

Seraphina: But are you alright Remi? 

 

Remi: i uhm

Remi: would you believe me if I said yes? 

 

Seraphina: No 

 

John: no 

 

Remi: ehehhjdn then i guess not 

 

Seraphina: What I meant was, would you like to talk about it? 

Seraphina: Actually wait let’s move chats 




< Unnamed Groupchat > Created. 3 members. Seraphina, John, Remi 

3:53 p.m. 

 

Seraphina: Included John bc he was there but if you’d rather it just be me and you then I can kick him 

 

John: i wont mind

 

Seraphina: He wouldn’t mind

Seraphina: See? 

 

Remi: no no its fine he can stay 

Remi: uhm 

Remi: thank you

Remi: for this 

 

Seraphina: It’s np 

Seraphina: Now, anything you wanna get off your chest? 

 

Remi: uhh sorta

Remi: actually i had a question for you john 

 

John: shoot 

 

Remi: what you said earlier,,, about me being a good vigilante…

Remi: did you mean that? 

 

John: yea i did 

John: i stand by eveeything 

John: more high tiers need to be like you 

John: trying to use their powers fir good instead of just abusing them 

 

Seraphina: Hm I feel personally attacked 

 

John: j didnt mean u!!! 

John: ur fine sera i get it

 

Remi: ..hearing you say that makes me feel worse 

 

John: SORRY

John: J DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE YOU FEEL WORSE

 

Seraphina: WOW JOHN way to go 

 

John: SERS PLEASE 

 

Remi: NO NOT LIKE THAT 

Remi: you didnt do anything wrong!! 

Remi: its just me

Remi: i feel… selfish 

 

Seraphina: Why do you feel selfish? 

Seraphina: From my perspective you seem like the exact opposite 

 

John: a selfish person woudlnt do what ur doing

 

Remi: i.. understand that but i *am* a little selfish 

Remi: i have. uhm. personal reasons for wanting to go after ember 

 

John: u still meant everything u said tho right? 

 

Remi: of course!!! 

 

John: then ur still good 

John: even jf its for a selfish reason, being selfish isnt inherantly bad 

John: esp when ur still using those reasons and yr abilities for good 

 

Seraphina: He’s right, you know 

Seraphina: I learnt that the long way 

Seraphina: But focusing on yourself isn’t a bad thing as long as you’re happy and not doing any harm 

 

Remi: what if..,, what if i don’t know whether it makes me happy or not? 

 

John: ? 

 

Seraphina: Wdym? 

 

Remi: I. erm,, 

Remi: it’s. related to the personal reasons i’m going after ember 

 

Seraphina: Hm.. you saying “going after” makes it sound like you’re hunting them down

Seraphina: Like they did something to you

Seraphina: Am I right? 

 

Remi: it wasn’t to me

 

John: oh

 

Seraphina: Someone you cared about then? 

 

Remi: yeaj 

 

John: oh fuck it was xstatic wasnt it 

 

Seraphina: ? 

 

Remi: i uhm 

Remi: oh gods km still not 

Remi: j cant 

Remi: km so sorry 

 

Seraphina: Hey no you’re okay Remi 

Seraphina: Where are you? Are you still on campus? I’ll come over 

 

Remi: doem room

 

Seraphina: Alright I’m on my way 

 

Remi: thabk u 

Remi: j justfeel like everhtings messing up 

Remi: rei dies ti these stupod horrible peopke nd no one has answers fkr me 

Remi: i mess everythng up by gettjng ofher people jnvolved in my stupid seflish problems 

Remi: nd arkos trying to mess wjth my friends 

 

Seraphina: Open the door for me? 

 

Remi: ok

 

John: shit im sorry for bringing it up

John: i uh don’t rly know what to say sry

John: rei uh.. rei was xstatic? what was he like..? 

John: jf u wanna talk abt it

 

Seraphina: Don’t force her John 

 

John: sorry

 

Remi: mndjd its fine 

Remi: j just

Remi: j miss him so mchh 

 

John: fick i just realizsd smth 

John: did blyke or isen know this? 

 

Remi: no

Remi: j told them he died 

Remi: ujm 

Remi: rmmbr when i had to leabe school suddenly a few weeks ago? 

Remi: well y probly wouldmt remember but seraphina had to sub in for me during terf wars 

Remi: ut was for my brothers funeral 

 

John: im sorry for your loss 

 

Remi: me too

Remi: j miss him so mjch 

Remi: snd i HATE ember for taking him fkrm me 

Remi: i want rhem gone

Remi: j wanna destroy them

Remi: im going to destroy them wven if its the last thing k do 

 

John: that sounds like a reasonable plan 

John: id fucking burn them to the ground if they took anyone important away from me like that 

 

Remi: yeah and km gonna 

Remi: thanks 

 

John: np 



4:10 p.m

 

Remi: ok im feeling better now 

Remi: seraphina helped a lot 

Remi: she’s a good friend! you’re lucky to have her

 

John: yea i rly am 

 

Remi: she helped me calm down and we made a semi-plan for me to tell blyke and isen later to explain myself and apologize 

Remi: but thank u too john 

Remi: you both helped a lot 

Remi: and hearing you support me helps 

Remi: i’m glad i got you involved in everything 

Remi: if nothing else i’m really glad i got closer to you and seraphina through all of this 

 

Seraphina: You can call me Sera btw 

 

Remi: !! i’m honored! 

 

Seraphina: Tbh I find Seraphina a bit pretentious 

Seraphina: Which checks 

Seraphina: Ofc my parents would name me smth like that 

Seraphina: Sera feels more… me tho 

Seraphina: More personal 

 

Remi: thank you for letting me call you Sera then! 

 

Seraphina: It’s np ^^ 

 

Notes:

if i had a nickle for every time i accidentally wrote two close friends fighting when i went on with zero intention of doing so in fanfics and both friends happened go be apart of a human trio, then i would have two nickles. which isn’t a lot, but weird it happened twice.

im mixed on this chapter and the pacing of it but id rather speed thru this stuff to the fun parts rather than force yall to wait thru a bunch of exposition and filler so for that alone we shall call it acceptable. i’m also contemplating merging the last two chapters but i wouldn’t be averse to some second options on that (hint hint nudge nudge)

on the topic of commenting tho, do tell me, what do yall think is going to happen. i have a rough outline of things already but i wanna see what you, as the reader, think so don’t be shy. if there’s anything you’d *want* to see too, feel free to share. might or might not add it but i’d love to hear regardless!

and as always, take care of yourself

Chapter 4: four.

Summary:

Remi: he’s back!!!

Blyke: hes back

Seraphina: He’s back

John: hes back!!!

Isen: I’m back!

Notes:

and so am I !!! holy shit i did not realize I skipped ANY updates during december rip me i've been busy with colleg prep, holidays, among other work related things and honestly have somewhat forgotten about updating - thank the commenters who reminded me for this chapter specifically and thank uru-chan for creating unordinary (bc i am so happy to have my thursday unordinary content back - hopefully that helps remind me to work on this,,,,).

to make up for it, have what i think has been the longest chapter so far (a juicy 2289 words, ur welcome) tho it's mostly filler - i say as if you, chat fic readers, care if my chat fic is mostly banter or not lol. regardless, I hope you enjoy!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

<iiFire Extinguisher!!! 🧯>  4 members. Remi, Blyke, Seraphina, John 

 

Remi added Isen to <iiFire Extinguisher!!! 🧯>  5 members. Remi, Blyke, Seraphina, John, Isen

2:29 p.m. 

 

Remi: he’s back!!! 

 

Blyke: hes back 

 

Seraphina: He’s back

 

John: hes back!!!

 

Isen: I’m back! 

Isen: and uh. sorry for leaving before

Isen: I still don’t think it was an overreaction but I’ve definitely been… told some things that make me feel a little bad for it 

 

Remi: it’s alright!! and John and Sera know dw

 

Isen: good to know

Isen: but yea still,, like I can’t not feel an asshole about it because… 

 

Remi: it’s okay

Remi: i’m just glad you’re back

Remi: and i’m glad you’re willing to help me with this 

 

Isen: Fuck so we’re really doing this

 

Blyke: dont freak out about it again we’ve talked abt this

 

Isen: FUCK IK BUT STILL 

Isen: vigilantism 

Isen: Superheroes 

Isen: we’re doing that

 

Seraphina: Have you committed to going through with it Remi? 

 

Remi: yeah!! we have

Remi: all three of us to be exact since we agreed that it wouldn’t be safe to do it alone 

 

Blyke: the one thing we all could agree abt 

 

Remi: sjfks you can say that again 

Remi: but yea,,, since we fought I sort of like… had a lot of time to really /think/ about it, you know??? like more than i already had 

Remi: I kept thinking about the reasons I hadn’t gone through with it yet and it just,,, wasn’t really adding up anymore? 

Remi: first it was just “wait and see until the authorities find any evidence” which. obviously didn’t work out

 

John: fuck the authoritiis

 

Remi: fuck the authorities. agreed. 

Remi: and then it was just… not wanting to do something behind anyone’s back or without telling you guys 

Remi: partially because i don’t like sneaking around anyone in general but also because that’s what Rei did 

Remi: he became a superhero without telling me when i could’ve helped or done something. done anything and maybe if he had then i would still have him here with me 

 

Blyke: Remi… 

 

Isen: you couldn’t have known 

 

Remi: I know i know 

Remi: it’s not my fault 

Remi: but i can’t help feeling this way

Remi: i think about it all the damn time and going through with becoming a vigilante without telling any of you would just be what he had done 

Remi: and the idea of leaving any of you with that kind of burden makes me feel horrible 

 

Seraphina: You’re a good person Remi 

Seraphina: I said it before and I’ll say it again 

 

Remi: awwhdjfk thank you Sera! 

Remi: hearing that from you makes me happy 

Remi: right, so no more gloom talk!! 

Remi: since most of that was solved by talking with all of you, i’ve been validated and my conviction is set in stone!! 

Remi: we’ll work on some more specific plans later but the serious talks have definitely drained me for awhile

 

John: good 4 u 

John: im glad all of u r doing this togethr 

 

Isen: yea well

Isen: it wasnt much of a choice 

Isen: its not like we could just let her do it alone 

 

Blyke: and besides i rly cant say id have done any differently 

Blyke: if it was someone i care abt like that then id want to get to the bottom of it too 

 

John: damn iz isen saying he wuldint hunt down a criminal org if one of us died? 

 

Seraphina: Fake friend. 

 

Blyke: fake friend 

 

Remi: fake friend </3 

 

Isen: I. 

Isen: twisting the narrative, I see 

Isen: dastardly 

Isen: forsooth

Isen: betrayal

 

Blyke: suffer 

 

Isen: _| ̄|○ 

 

Remi: it’s okay isen! everyone reacts differently to that kind of thing

Remi: I wouldn’t take offense if you mourned in a different way 

 

Blyke: i would

 

Isen: damn well now i feel bad

Isen: not you though blyke, id dance on your grave 

 

Seraphina: *Isen when Blyke dies* 🕺🕺🕺

 

Blyke: PFFT

 

John: JWJRJJWJCNK LMFAO SEEA 

 

Isen: wow

Isen: never thought i’d see the day when i got danced on by our school’s ace 

 

Seraphina: You’re welcome 

 

Blyke: lmao yeah seraphina’s pretty cool 

 

Seraphina: Thank you

Seraphina: You two are neat two once you got over that whole fear and idol worship stages

Seraphina: Respectively. 

 

Blyke: whejdjn

 

Isen: I. Don’t have a comeback for that 

 

Blyke: it wasn’t idol worship it’s just 

Blyke: listen, strong people are really cool 

 

John: eh theure not all that 

 

Blyke: i know rationally a lot of it is just dumb luck and genetics as far as abilities are concerned 

Blyke: but just saying that discounts all the work people put into training themselves too 

Blyke: its awesome to see 

 

Isen: all I’m hearing is BLYKE IS A NERDDDD 

 

Blyke: SHUT UP YOU DICK I WAS BEING GENUINE 

 

Isen: IN UR DREAMS 

Isen: (´-ω-`) 

 

Remi: nono he has a point though!! 

Remi: seeing Rei always improving and getting stronger made me so excited to learn myself 

Remi: it helped that we could learn off of each other ability wise 

 

Blyke: exactly THANK YOU remi 

Blyke: fuck you isen 

 

Isen: honestly im with john here 

Isen: i don’t get the hype 

Isen: like i understand the hierarchy and power system and all but high tiers to me just feel lucky 

Isen: uh no offense seraphina 

 

Seraphina: None taken 

Seraphina: It’s not all dumb luck though 

Seraphina: I had to go through a lot of training when I was younger 

Seraphina: Now I just chill tho 

 

Blyke: training??? what kind? 

 

Remi: ooo that’s neat! i did exercises sometimes but never did any kind of training stuff 

 

Seraphina: Mostly ability mastery although I took a few combat classes when I was in grade school 

Seraphina: Endurance, focus, and pain tolerance were the things I mainly focused on alongside developing my kit and leveling my repertoire 

 

John: beeg words 

 

Blyke: endurance focus and pain tolerance were the main three? 

 

Seraphina: Yes 

Seraphina: I believe they’re essential parts of any training regime personally 

Seraphina: Though specifically they helped with me since my rewind and freeze allowed for fast recovery, but not damage negation like, let’s say, Arlo’s shields would 

Seraphina: And also they’d allow more clarity of mind; if you can think, you can strategize 

Seraphina: Truthfully I haven’t needed to properly strategize in combat for a long while, but I don’t doubt that I’d be capable of it if the situation ever required it 

 

Remi: wow.. I feel like I should be taking notes,, 

 

Isen: I bet blyke is taking notes 

 

Blyke: fuck u 

 

Isen: HA SEE 

 

Blyke: go fuck yourself 

 

Isen: <3333 

 

Seraphina: Pfft I’m not surprised 

 

John: ok bit he also needs to have an actul plan 4 training 

 

Blyke: wdym? 

 

John: like 

John: notes r good but sera hadnt actually givin any sort of proper traning tips 

John: just veery general advice 

John: uf u blindly folow than u might fuck up and accidently do more harm then good 

 

Isen: you switched then and than btw 

Isen: sorry I just had to say that— 

 

Remi: writer instinct !

 

Blyke: alright then how to i actually put it into practice? 

Blyke: how did u do it sera? 

Blyke: I mean seraphina* 

 

Seraphina: Sera’s fine 

Seraphina: Actually I’ll just do this 

 

Seraphina set her nickname as ‘Sera’.  

 

Sera: Blanket permission for everyone here to just use Sera, I prefer it, and I think we’re all close enough for it 

 

Isen: damn i’m honored 

 

Sera: And to answer Blyke’s question,

Sera: When I was younger and my trainers could actually beat me in a fight, they’d always exert more force than necessary and make the injuries stick in hopes I’d learn better through adrenaline and survival instincts 

Sera: I think I got used to pain more around that time, but by the time I had developed a strong enough aura system we started moving onto rewinding whatever injuries they could think of, gradually working up to things like my arm being shattered or legs being crushed and trying to stop myself from having any knee-jerk pain response like crying or hyperventilating or going into shock so I could actually rewind the injury 

 

Isen: … 

 

Remi: ,,,,,

 

Blyke: uh

 

John: idek whut 2 say to that 

 

Sera: All valid reactions 

Sera: Though for obvious reasons I wouldn’t recommend that to you, Blyke 

 

Blyke: uhm. yeah. i’m not that insane 

 

Isen: I. take back what I said earlier about it just being luck 

Isen: dude idfk how you bared that, i would’ve run away at like ten 

 

Sera: Ha. 

Sera: Funny you mention that actually because my sister did 

Sera: Wasn’t when she was ten granted, but she still ran away and left me there 

 

John: holy shit u had a sister??? 

 

Isen: …

Isen: ykwimgonnastoptalkingnow— 

 

Sera: Pfft

 

Sera replied to John: holy shit u haf a sister??? 

Sera: I did but I never talk about her for the aforementioned reasons

 

Remi: are you okay..? that doesn’t sound erm 

Remi: like the nicest experience ever,,,

 

Sera: I’m fine

Sera: It wasn’t but I lived 

Sera: I resent her a little for it, especially since she told me nothing 

Sera: I hope she’s doing better than she was when we were at home but she left, I have no obligation towards her to feel any specific way

Sera: If I spend all my time resenting and wondering then I’d just be wasting it 

Sera: So, out sight out of mind 

Sera: She left, and that’s that 

 

John: damn but good 4 u figiring that all out 

John: ur doign great as u r

 

Sera: I am 

 

Remi: is it uhm 

Remi: really that easy…? like - not to put however you’re feeling down or anything! 

Remi: I was just wondering because of rei… 

 

Isen: you can’t compare the two of you rem 

 

Sera: Our situations aren’t exactly comparable

Sera: ^^ what he said 

 

Isen: Sera’s sister left willingly, and from what it sounds like, without telling her 

Isen: the way you two react to those will be different 

Isen: like I still don’t agree with hunting ember but it makes sense that going that route brings you the most peace of mind 

 

Sera: Well put 

Sera: Not to pull this card but Leilah didn’t die 

Sera: She wasn’t murdered

Sera: I have no one to redirect anger to aside from my parents who pushed her to this point, and don’t deserve my effort, time, or energy, or Leilah herself, who as I said, I have no obligation to 

Sera: And our relationships with our siblings were probably different too 

Sera: Both the situations suck but how we both feel and deal with them aren’t comparable 

 

Remi: yeah thanks you guys 

Remi: sorry i just. get in my head about it often 

 

Isen: you’re alright

 

Sera: That’s completely understandable 

 

Blyke: ur still going through your grief, you know 

Blyke: like, hell, it’s barely been two months?? if even?? 

Blyke: it’d be odd to assume someone wouldn’t still be a bit hung up about something like that 

 

John: we all undrstand remi 

 

Remi: thank you

Remi: you all are great, really 

Remi: I’m lucky to havw all of u 

Remi: freaking heck imgonna start cring again 

Remi: ugh adn i said no more gloom too

 

Isen: remi,, 

 

Blyke: rem… 

 

Sera: Do you want me to come over again? 

 

Remi: nonono! I’m fine
Remi: I’ll be fine

Remi: i’m not sad really just… touched 

Remi: they’re good tears this time 

Remi: I think everything just sort of makes more easily emotional 

 

Isen: hmmmm 

Isen: u sound stressed… 

 

Remi: I do??? 

 

Blyke: yes

Blyke: you do 

 

Remi: I

Remi: I’m not stressed??? 

 

John: idk i see it 

 

Sera: Emotionally wrung out if not stressed 

 

Remi: I uhm 

Remi: sorry,,,? 

 

Blyke: no apologies 

 

Isen: it sounds like you could use smth fun to lighten the spirit tho 

 

Sera: Like boba 

 

John: like bobba 

 

Sera: Jinx

 

John: JINX

John: FUCK u and ur time mannipulation 

 

Sera: Ha. 

 

Blyke: or a trip to the mall 

Blyke: anything fun that u’d enjoy that will help take ur mind off things just for a little while 

 

Remi: oh

Remi: oh!!!! 

Remi: I’d love that !!! it’d be the first time we all hung out together too !! 

 

John: omg shez right

 

Sera: Shut up John you’re still jinxed 

 

John: u shuddup 

 

Isen: i just googled it and there r tickets for a new chickflick movie at the mall if we all wanna go see that

 

John: im still tesm boba 

 

Sera: Seconded
Sera: But it’s your choice Remi

 

Remi: we could do both!! we could get boba before or after the movie ! 

 

Blyke: im for that

 

John: acepteble 

 

Sera: Best of both worlds 

 

Isen: hhh my allowance,,, 

Isen: but fine it’s not like i’m that broke or anything 

Isen: I’ll book us tickets 

 

Remi: thank you!!! 

Remi: i’m so excited 

 

Blyke: i think itll b good for all of us

Blyke: fun, low stress, what could go wrong


Isen: dude don’t say that u’ll jinx us 

 

 

 

Blyke → John 

4:13 p.m. 

 

Blyke: earlier in the gc when we were talking abt training u said smth abt proper training tips 

Blyke: mostly abt how sera’s tips were mostly generalized 

Blyke: but u sounded like u knew what u were talking abt 

 

John: i do? if thags what ur tryin to ask 

 

Blyke: yes

Blyke: sorry

Blyke: do u have any advice on how to train better 

Blyke: that. wouldn’t accidentally kill me

Blyke: ik u can’t help me with ability mastery 

Blyke: general stuff is fine 

 

John: h m

John: pay 4 my boba when we go oyt and i’ll help 

 

Blyke: deal 

 

John: alright so 

John: whut u wanna do is……

Notes:

i've left out ur training tips, apologies lol 3

if enough ppl want it (if literally just one person asks for it) then i'll continue their training conversation at the beginning of next chp included with the rest of the mall fun fuckery and add in some bro bonding fluff to make it interesting. as always, take care and have a lovely day

Chapter 5: five.

Summary:

Blyke: alright
Blyke: i’ll try stuff

John: 👍

Blyke: got any more tips or links?

John: 🧋❓

Blyke: no
Blyke: greedy. 

Notes:

a little shorter than last chp (2,011 words) but still hopefully enjoyable! the people have spoken! training arc!! i asked for one, and got uh (too lazy to count) at least two :] (it was much more than two). they don't technically do much "training" because,,,, chat fic, it's all off camera, but trust.

anyways- we also have a different starting point !! so pretend he didn’t say “whut u wanna do is” and we’re starting there. kay? kay.

joker john who? I only know extortionist john in this economy

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

John → Blyke 

4:16 p.m. 

 

John: whut do u do now

 

Blyke: uhh for like training stuff?

 

John: yerp

 

Blyke: uh

Blyke: i. do push ups and beat up isen sometimes 

Blyke: peer fights are really the only kind of actual training i get 

Blyke: it sounds lame but i also smtimes to mock battles in my head 

Blyke: like different ways to use my ability in a fight 

Blyke: i watch combat vids too sometimes and try to apply that to how i fight but it usually doesn’t work the way i envision it

 

John: what tupe of vids 

 

Blyke: ,,,,

Blyke: combat??? 

 

John: no ljke

John: what channel 

 

Blyke: ,

Blyke: d

Blyke: dragon sphere z and other action movies…

 

John: (๑•ૅㅁ•๑) 

 

Blyke: i hate those things 

Blyke: but uh. yea..

Blyke: i mean i’ll watch wtv comes up on my feed if it looks action-y but i’ve never really uh looked shit up? never had to either since most of how people fight wouldn’t work for me 

 

John: . ok waut 

 

Blyke: ?

Blyke: im waiting?? if that’s what you said 

 

John: waif

 

Blyke: waifing 

 

John: shudduo 

John: shuddup*

 

Blyke: 🥸

 

John sent a link! hffps://mewtube.com/channel/GhKs9j7kL 

John sent a link! hffps://mewtube.com/video/intermediate-aura-exercises 

John sent a link! hffps://mewtube.com/playlist/ability-tournament-all-fights

 

Blyke: holy shit they have tournaments?? 

 

John: hell yea

John: theyr like turf wars but adults nd less horomonal power hungry teens 

John: tho i’ve seen U20 ones 2 

 

Blyke: fuck i wanna try one 

Blyke: do they only let elites in? 

 

John: nah but dif rankings 4 dif level classes 

John: nd most exclued god tiers 

 

Blyke: yeah that makes sense 

Blyke: plus they’re super rare 

Blyke: bet itd be pretty hard to get a bunch of god tiers together and willing to partake in a tournament like that 

 

John: agreed

John: most probebly think they’re too good for smth like that too 

 

Blyke: holy shit the lower tier divisions are surprisingly good tho 

 

John: IKR 

John: like just cuz theyre lower doesnt mean their bad fightrs 

John: they make up 4 the powr dif jn ofher ways 

John: ppl with stronger abilities like sera and u royals relay on ur abilites over physical skills bc ur ability compensiates and power boosts fir other skills 

John: but rhat doesnt mean that ppl without those kindsa powers r helpless 

 

Blyke: yeah damn i see that 

Blyke: honestly i think i’d probably get my ass handed to me by some of these mid tiers 

 

John: i bet i culd take u 

 

Blyke: fucking BET 

Blyke: i’ll kick ur ass ability or not 

 

John: no ability just hand 2hand 

 

Blyke: i can still work with that

Blyke: ik my ability is long ranged but i’m no slouch when it comes to roughing it down the old fashion way 

 

John: we’ll see

 

Blyke: u bet ur ass we will 

 

John: hm all i hear is the sound kf u having 2 buy double boba 4 me :)) 

 

Blyke: ur shit talk won’t work on me bastard i’ll put you seven feet under 

 

John: u forgef whos had 2 live longer without an abikity me or u 

John: ur going down bitxh 

John: me u in the gym tmr at 4 

John: i’ll kick ur ass and put y thru hell training 

 

Blyke: can we do 4:30 i planned to do nothing for an hr 

 

John: 4:30 works 

 

Blyke: ok cool

Blyke: fuck we’re so bad at staying on topic

Blyke: and training

Blyke: the videos r neat but my training still sucks help me 

 

John: buy sera boba 2 

 

Blyke: WHAT WHY 

Blyke: I ALREADY AM PAYING 4 OURS 

 

John: interest 4 saying ur gonna beat my ass 

John: kinky btq

 

Blyke: FUCK u. 

 

John: eben kinker

 

Blyke: fine but it better be fucking worth the expense

Blyke: u know what i fuckign meant 

Blyke: bobas not fucking cheap in this economy 

 

John: hell yea

John: right so whut was i saying 

 

Blyke: nothing honestly u just asked me what i did 4 training and then sent me links 

Blyke: for. 

Blyke: fuck ur texting is rubbing off on me 

 

John: lol

 

Blyke: why did u want to know what i do for training anyways 

 

John: baseline 

John: gives us smwhere 2 start 

John: if ik ur experience lvl w can skip boring stuff thatd b unusful 

 

Blyke: hm that checks 

Blyke: where do u consider mine then 

 

John: beginer intermidite for workout 

John: probly beginer for combat :) 

 

Blyke: oi 

 

John: jk 

John: will see tmr 

John: u dont habe any work out experince tho 

 

Blyke: i have a little

 

John: do u even stretch 

 

Blyke: uh 

Blyke: sometimes 

 

John: u shuld do that

John: flexibility is gud

John: us be surprised at how many things nd tricks get easir with good flexibilty 

 

Blyke: ugh alright 

Blyke: i’ll work on that 

 

John: good. for your kit you should also focus on your agility

John: I can’t give any more fighting advice until I’ve seen your fighting style but agility is always a good choice for longer ranged utility fighters like you

John: oh but that stuff you’ve said before about how other people‘s fighting wouldn’t work for you isn’t right because learning how other people fight can help you learn how to fight yourself

John: for one that can help you fight against them quotes know they enemy “ And for another you can learn techniques off of them even if you don’t think it would be immediately applicable if somethings useful somethings useful.

John: for general fitness you should try to work in different routines that suit what you’re trying to accomplish

John: if it’s just fighting you want to work on then we can do everything we’ve already talked about tomorrow but if you want to work on your overall fitness you should try to incorporate routines into your daily life

 

Blyke: holy shit how did you become so literate all of a sudden 

 

John: I go on runs every day and try to practice my routines whenever I can. You can find a bunch of different ones online but I just stick to what my dad has shown me before

John: text to speech. too much to say. My hands hurt sad face

John: fuck not what I meant to send 

John: what heifer

John: wHATEVER*thingy

John: fuck 

John: anyways depending on what you’re trying to accomplish when working out you’d want to do different routines

John: A lot of the work outside do I consider the app workouts I don’t really lift any weights I do a lot of running and I do a lot of punching my punching bag 

 

Blyke: text to speech is fucked go back to your normal texting this is eerie 

 

John: fick u 

 

Blyke: that’s better 

 

John: ( *`ω´)ㅗ 

John: workiuts* nd abs* 

 

Blyke: thanks i was wondering what you were saying 

Blyke: what do i know is right for me then 

 

John: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

John: idk

John: u just gotta

John: do ut

 

Blyke: helpful /s 

 

John: srs tho 

John: working out looks fif 4 evryone 

John: try lil bit of evrything nd find out what works 

John: if u like smth keep doing kt

John: if it feelz like smths working for u keep doing it

John: if u want smth soexific out of working out like being stronker than do stuff that helps that 

 

Blyke: alright 

Blyke: i’ll try stuff 

 

John: 👍

 

Blyke: got any more tips or links? 

 

John: 🧋❓ 

 

Blyke: no 

Blyke: greedy. 

 

John: then no :P 

 

Blyke: smfh 




Isen → John

5:27 p.m. 

 

Isen: can I come watch you kick blyke’s ass 

 

John: only if i can kick urz after 

 

Isen: BET 

 

John: no abilitis tho 

 

Isen: uh. on second thought—




<iiFire Extinguisher!!! 🧯>  5 members. Remi, Blyke, Sera, John, Isen

4:50 p.m. 

 

Sera: So

Sera: Who won? 

 

Blyke: ISEN CHEATED 

 

Isen: I did not!!! 

 

Blyke: YOURE USING YOUR SHITTY LIAR VOICE 

Blyke: WE LITERALLY SAID IT WAS A NO ABILITY FIGHT 

 

Remi: you used your ability against john in a spar? that’s not very nice isen,,, 

 

Isen: NO 

Isen: IT WASNT LIKE THAT 

Isen: John’s fine i wouldn’t hurt my bro like that 

 

John: thx ? 

 

Isen: welcom

Isen: and besides we only agreed to no abilities against john he never said anything about using them against each other 

 

Blyke: YOU THREW ME INTO THE FUCKING GYM MATS 

 

Isen: ur fine 

 

Blyke: THEY WERE HALFWAY ACROSS THE FUCKING ROOM 

 

Remi: pfft..

 

Sera: Lmfao 

Sera: Ok but who won the actual fights 

 

Blyke: john did 

Blyke: im not even salty he fought really well 

 

Sera: Really? Damn

Sera: I knew he was good but I didn’t know he was that good 

 

John: how dare 

John: no fairh 

 

Sera: I had faith 

Sera: Just wasn’t sure how much to have 

Sera: I’ve seen you bluff your way out of fights a lot more than taking them head on so forgive me for being skeptical 

 

Isen: unfortunately the no ability clause has cost me exactly one movie ticket 

Isen: and blyke a third boba? 

Isen: his fighting skills are legit 

 

John: :3 twipple boba 

 

Sera: Heathen 

 

John: their paying for ur boba 2 sera 

 

Sera: I rescind my former statement 

Sera: You’ve always been my best friend John 

Sera: Utterly invaluable 

 

Blyke: please tell me im not the only one hearing her be completely deadpanned 

 

Isen: nope I get that vibe too 

 

John: blyke 

 

Blyke: yea? 

 

John: third boba 4 remi 

 

Remi: :o 🥹🥹 awwsjkd 

 

Blyke: ugh fine 

Blyke: goddamnit you’re really making me pay for all of our drinks 

 

Remi: thank you john!! 

 

John: 👍

 

Isen: ur not paying for my boba blyke :((( 

 

Blyke: suffer 

 

Isen: remiiiiii :((( Blyke’s buying for everyone here but me it’s making me feel left out :((( 

 

Remi: poor you? 

 

Isen: WOW 

 

Remi: I MEANT— sorry isen idk what you want me to do though,,, i can’t really force him to pay for your boba too if he doesn’t want to 

 

Isen: no no i get it 

Isen: no loyalty :(( 

 

Remi: sorry? 

 

John: ill buy u mango bob 

 

Isen: y mango??? 

 

John: best flavor 

John: only flavor evr 

 

Isen: ykw sure free bobas free boba 

Isen: Blyke im officially replacing u as my best friend 

Isen: real besties get boba for each other 

 

John: mango bobba 

 

Blyke: 🖕🖕 

Blyke: what does that make me for buying everyone else’s 

 

Isen: a traitor and a cheapskate 

 

Blyke: ok 




<iiFire Extinguisher!!! 🧯>  5 members. Remi, Blyke, Sera, John, Isen

5:31 p.m. 

 

Isen: LOOK WHO’S NOT HERE YET 

Isen: SERIOUSLY 

Isen: HOW R SERAPHINA AND I THE ONLY PUNCTUAL ONES 

 

Sera: I’m always punctual 

 

John: BS

 

Sera: I’m always punctual when I care to be 

 

John: wjicj js nevbr 

 

Isen: Hey at least she’s here 

Isen: WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR THE REST OF U 

 

Remi: SORRY SORRY IM OMW 

 

Isen: It’s alright rem i’ve learned to expect it from u 

Isen: THE OTHER TWO THO 

 

Blyke: SHUTJP U FUCKHEAD ISTV HR LATE ONNE TJME 

 

Sera: You and John are both especially illiterate today 

Sera: Suspicious 

 

John: rinning 

 

Isen: running?? 

Isen: oh. I see. running

 

Isen sent an image

The image sent depicts Blyke, face first on the pavement, shirt sticking to his skin. John stands in the background, lifting up the edge of his own shirt to wipe his forehead, phone in his other hand to look at the group chat. 

 

Isen: LMFAO BLYKES ASS ATE THE PAVEMENT

 

Remi: PFFT poor blyke,,

 

Sera: Hm. You know with those abs it suddenly makes a lot more sense how he beat both of you yesterday 

Sera: Wish I had seen 

 

Isen sent an image

The image sent depicts John attempting a futile grab for Sera’s phone who’s staring shamelessly with a smirk, likely at the photo Isen sent before.  

 

Isen: rem ur missing out on so much 


Remi: I’m sorry!!! I’m almost there i’ll b there in like three minutes speeding up 

 

Isen: 👍👍

Notes:

u only get a sneak peak of the mall bc writing the training scene was a bitch and took up a good chunk of time just trying to motivate myself to think abt working out (is incredibly unathletic) and writing john is so weird bc his dumb misspelled typing fucks up my characterization so much? like w the others its fine, they can english, thankfully and can articulate their feelings reasonably well but john is just. he’s just. he is just. John and blyke having a conversation is eternally amusing too bc they're both the most untalkative in the main gc which made writing this extra interesting tho i'll probably never have john using text-to-speech again.

I actually "wrote" that myself using text to speech and it was fine. would not do again ! I didn't actually run around for the other part tho lmfao

anyways, the actual mall chap should hopefully come out some time later this month. I hope you enjoyed, take care, and have a lovely day
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