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1. Magic in bed is better off staying a metaphor by Noa_1707

   Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   19 Nov 2023

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   • Fyodor Dostoyevsky/Nikolai Gogol (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Nikolai Gogol (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Fyodor Dostoyevsky (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Sigma (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • PWP without Porn
   • because Nikolai jinxed his chances of getting laid by being a clown
   • Sexual Humor
   • Some Fluff
   • Top Nikolai Gogol (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Bottom Fyodor Dostoyevsky (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Fyodor puts up with Nikolai's jests untill he can't no more
   • Nikolai is so horny all his braincells melted
   • Drinking
   • Scheming
   • Making Out
   • petting
   • Mild Sexual Content
   • Unresolved Sexual Tension
   • because Nikolai can't behave
   • Pre-Canon
   • Nikolai's pov
   • Author bullies everyone
   • nikolai being nikolai
   • Fyodor needs even more drinks
   • Bad Puns
   • Sigma is So Done (Bungou Stray Dogs)

   Summary

   “It’s your first time, let me show you magic!”, instead of unfastening the belt and finally giving them both what they crave Nikolai propped up on elbows and beamed innocently like he wasn’t about to introduce self-proclaimed God to concept of cardinal sin.

   Fyodor glared daggers but with flushed cheeks and glassy eyes he looked more enticing and intimidating. Then he just sighed, threw head back onto pillow and demanded in already way too exhausted tone - “Drop the theatricality and just fuck me already”

   
   

   In which Nikolai jinxes his chances of getting laid by being a clown.

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