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“I know I said I wanted to have fun this year but… are you sure about this?” Willow asked her late morning guest Raven Branwen as Raven joined her on her couch. "It might be a bit much."
“It's fine. Trust me, it’ll be hilarious.” Raven replied. “Everyone is gonna freak out.”
Willow sighed. “Okay, here goes nothing.”
Willow Schnee has added Raven Branwen, Weiss Schnee, Winter Schnee, Whitley Schnee, Taiyang Xiao Long, Summer Rose, Qrow Branwen, May Marigold, Ruby Rose, and Yang Xiao Long to the group.
Willow: I know this will likely seem sudden, but Raven and I have some news for everyone.
Willow has sent an attachment (a photo of Willow and Raven together, showing off matching engagement rings on their ring fingers).
Summer: Oh my god! Congratulations you two from Tai and I! Raven, we are SO happy you found someone after all these years. :)
Winter: EXCUSE ME!?!?! MY MOTHER RAVEN?!
Whitley: Congrats, Mom. Congrats, Raven.
Winter: WHITLEY, THAT'S YOUR REACTION?!
Whitley: Raven CAN’T be worse than father.
Weiss: You two were dating?! Since when?! But also congrats I guess?
Willow: We started dating a few months ago in private and everything just seemed right :)
Ruby: OH THAT'S SO COOL!
Ruby: WAIT! DOES THIS MEAN WEISS AND I ARE GONNA BE RELATED?
Weiss: We would but I’m not exactly sure what we’d be… cousins I think?
Ruby: WEISS WE’RE GONNA BE RELATED!
Qrow: Oh god, I have to be related to Winter? Kill me.
Winter: Patience, Qrow. I’ll get to you when I’m done with your twin.
Yang: Uhm, Mom, what?
Raven: I’m marrying Willow. Keep up Yang.
Yang: -_-
Yang: Does this mean I technically have three moms now? If I have to call her mom too this is going to be horribly confusing.
Weiss: Wait, do we have to call Raven mom now?
Winter: I AM NOT CALLING HER MOM.
Raven suddenly got an idea. “Willow, quick gimme your phone.”
“Why?”
“Just gimme it”
Raven typed a message on her phone, and then one on Willow’s after Willow handed it to her. Giggling, Raven first sent the message on her phone, then the one on Willow’s. Raven tossed Willow her phone back, and Willow gasped when she looked at the chat. “Raven!”
Raven: Ew. Yeah, I’m with Winter. Unless you’re Yang, I do not want you calling me mom or any variation of it.
Willow: You didn’t seem to mind being called “mommy” last night.
Winter: I’m...
Winter: Oh god I’m gonna vomit.
May: So I just woke up to the sound to Winter dry heaving and thought to myself, “Hmm, that’s weird. Why is that happening?” and then I look at this and I’m like, “Oh, makes sense.”
May: Jokes aside, congrats you two! Have you picked a date yet?
Willow: Not yet. We just talked about it early this morning and just bought the rings, so we haven’t had time to work out the details!
May: Well if you two just decided to get married today, why not do it exactly one year from now?
May: I mean, what’s a better date to get married than today’s date: APRIL 1ST.
Raven: Welp, that was short lived.
Ruby: Aww man :(
Willow: April Fools everyone!
Winter: ...
Winter: Mom.
Raven: What? :)
Winter: YOU can shut right the fuck up.
Willow: Yes dear?
Winter: Don’t ever do anything like this ever again.