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Adrien had everything he needed to be a menace.
Felix wasn't in the dorm ☑
Adrien was alone ☑
Gabriel wasn't allowed in 35 feet of him ☑
He didn't have to model ☑
He had 2 cans of 5 dollar red hair dye hidden under his bed ☑
He had 2 cans of 5 dollar green hair dye also hidden under his bed ☑
It was Christmas time ☑
He was completely unsupervised ☑ ☑ ☑
And so, he was sitting in the bathroom watching a YouTube video on how to dye hair. It didn't look that difficult.
Adrien carefully studied his blonde and messy hair. It was pale enough that he didn't have to do any bleaching to make this spray-on hair dye show up properly, so he was grateful for that.
He couldn't wait to see everyone's faces.
He picked up the green can and shook it, and then sprayed it over half of his hair gleefully.
He sat there as it dried, scrolling through his phone. He was finally allowed to ACTUALLY have a social media account, one not regulated by staff, and so he used it.
He took a picture of the hair dye cans and posted it with the caption; '🤭🤭🤭'.
By the time anyone he actually knew saw the post, it would be far too late to stop him. He laughed in an attempt at an evil laugh but was actually more like a gleeful chuckle as he sprayed in the red dye.
He waited for it to dry as he watched his followers comment in a panic, screaming to know what he was doing. Some just told him to stop without even knowing what he was up to, how rude!
He carefully styled his now split red and green hair and grinned brightly.
Then, he heard the sound of the door opening. He hadn't really prepared for Felix's reaction. He stepped out of the bathroom and Felix froze, staring at him.
He stared at him blankly for a good 15 seconds before speaking.
"I........I'm going back to bed."