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An Ace Up Your Sleeve, Ace in the Hole, Hold All the Aces, and Other Fitting Asexual Puns by cukrkandl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jan 2024
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Summary
After having his last relationship end because of his asexuality, Evan is ready to declare a war on anybody who makes him feel like shit about it. Enter Barty Crouch who, in a misguided effort to understand his own identity, comes across as the worst acephobic asshole of all time. With the support of his chaotic, all-asexual friend group, Evan decides to try for the last time: either he can fix Barty and regain a sense of hope for the world, or he’ll turn to a life of crime and make a career out of killing acephobes. After all, you can’t spell decapitate without ace.
or: the “everybody’s asexual” au nobody but me asked for
Series
- Part 1 of the a-verse