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1. Heaven's the Equivalent to Getting Tailgated by a Ford F150 With LED Headlights by QueerIsHere

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   01 Mar 2024

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)/Original Female Character(s)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)/Original Female Character(s)
   • Velvette(Hazbin Hotel)/Original Character(s)
   • Lucifer Magne/Original Female Character(s)
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)/Original Female Character(s)
   • Charlie Magne | Morningstar/Vaggie
   • Valentino/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Velvette/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino/Velvette/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Velvette (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Charlie Magne | Morningstar
   • Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Not Canon Compliant
   • Out of Character
   • Shameless Smut
   • Religious Imagery & Symbolism
   • Religious Conflict
   • Valentino Not Being a Jerk (Hazbin Hotel)
   • wanted to add a fourth to their thruple
   • Protectiveness
   • did i mention lots of smut?
   • Public Blow Jobs
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Nipple Play
   • Vaginal Sex
   • BDSM
   • Sex Club
   • OC is a slut
   • POV First Person
   • Dom/sub
   • Biblically accurate use of the vineboom sound
   • Voxtagram
   • Velvette making vine references is now canonically accurate vivzie sorry i don’t make the rules
   • Angst
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Daddy Kink
   • Rough Oral Sex
   • Face-Fucking
   • Face Slapping
   • Degradation Kink
   • Light Masochism
   • Moaning
   • Breeding Kink
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Creampie
   • Spanking
   • Squirting
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Mommy Issues
   • Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Crying
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • Audio Content
   • more plot than author initially intended
   • Spitroasting
   • Threesome - F/M/M
   • Femdom
   • Milking

   Summary

   The Extinction was coming up and Grey was about to be homeless if she didn't get a job soon. She's dodged getting shish-kebabed by angels for the last three years and she wasn't about to stop now. Interestingly enough, she got a job offer from a notorious Overlord. A hostess at a sex club? What could go wrong?

   AKA

   The obligatory sex club AU you didn't want but you get anyway.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   34,694

   Chapters:

   9/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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