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A Fangy Epilogue

Summary:

CONTAINS SPOILERS for “Works for Spiders” by mxmollusca

 

In which the crew embrace their newest member.

Cracky epilogue to the crackiest fic ever.

Notes:

SPOILERS for Works for Spiders!

 

I’ve never written fic before. If this even counts.

Please be merciful on this smol guy and let me know if I need to do anything differently.

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Fang loves taking care of the miniature murderess. Or, “Her Murderessness,” as she was enthusiastically introduced by Stede & Ed. (Or was it “Her Murderousness?” Whatever. She can’t with spelling.)

She and Fang are instant pals, joined together at the, er, many, hips. Before long, the crew starts referring to the two of them as The Fangs.

Which is how she came to be known far and wide as, “Big Fang,” except by Lucius, who when he’s missing his boyfriend’s attention calls her, “Miss Fang, if you’re nasty.”