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One Piece Collection

Summary:

A collection of my short One Piece tumblr ficlets that are not polished enough to be their own fic.

Contains, so far:
- Platonic soulmate AU
- Accidental cat acquisition
- Luffy, and the morality of killing
- Strawhats and revolutions
- Clothes 'shopping' on the high seas
- The Strawhats form a band (not an actual AU)
- BAMF Nami
- ASL time travel
- Gear Fifth (Luffy POV)
- Strawhats time travel
- Zoro, and loyalty

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: Soulmate AU

Summary:

Zoro didn't expect to find one of his soulmates in a dusty courtyard of a Marine base, while tied up to a cross. He certainly didn't expect Luffy.

Chapter Text

Zoro’s soulmark gains color in a dusty courtyard of a shitty marine base, and Zoro doesn’t even get to see it.

He’s eating the filthy food the straw hat kid is giving him, when his chest starts to itch horribly. He doesn’t get what’s happening, not at first, but when he winces at the sensation, he moves his head just far enough to spot the sudden spill of color over the kid’s right hand.

He noticed the soulmarks spanning both of the kid’s arms, of course. It would have been hard not to; it’s literally the largest and the most obvious configuration of marks he’s seen in his entire life. Most people have one or two soulmarks and hide them religiously under clothes and accessories – soulmarks are private things, and it’s considered vulgar to flaunt them. This kid doesn’t even try to cover them up; not that he can – the flowers start from the back of his hands all the way up his shoulders and meet somewhere over his collarbones. They are simply too big, too noticeable to hide under any kind of outfit short of winter clothes. So, yeah, Zoro noticed. He just hasn’t even considered looking for his own flowers in the confusing pattern of petals and leaves.

He looks now, when bright green colors the bamboo shoots stretching proudly from the kid’s fingers and all the way up his elbow, intertwined with spiky purple thistles that bring vividness to the entire arrangement. Zoro gapes.

“What?” The kid tilts his head in confusion. Following Zoro’s gaze, he finally looks down and notices the colored flowers on his own skin. “Huh. So that’s why it’s so itchy,” he says, and starts showing food into Zoro’s mouth again.

Zoro chokes.

The kid pauses once again. “What? Aren’t you going to eat?”

“That’s all you’re going to say?!” Zoro shouts once he regains his breath.

The kid shrugs. “Yeah.”

“We’re soulmates!”

“So what?”

So what if he is Zoro’s soulmate?

The complete disregard for one of the most sacred bonds in the world is staggering. This is the first time Zoro’s ever seen someone dismiss the mere idea of a soulmate so quickly. Even Zoro, who told his own sensei that no soulmate would stop him from becoming the world’s greatest swordsman, gapes at the kid. The kid in question stares blankly back, not even seeming to realize the weirdness of his words.

What the hell?

“You don’t care?” asks Zoro, who once thought that he’d have to beat his soulmate off with his swords if they ever decide to stick themselves to his side. He can’t allow anyone to distract him from his goal.

“Nah,” says the kid. “Are you going to eat?”

Zoro eats, and then asks him to tell the little girl the food was delicious. Impossibly, this is the thing that brings a delighted smile to the guy’s face, and not the coloration of his soul mark or finding his soulmate.

Zoro lasts all of five minutes before he stops resisting his curiosity and looks down at his chest. He’s wearing a shirt, but it’s thin and white, so the suddenly vibrant colors of his soulmark are easily visible. Even before he looked, though, Zoro had known which one it would be – the itchiness he felt was exactly in the place of hollyhocks and poppies that rest in the middle of a small bouquet tattooed over his heart.

Looking at the dark pinks and purples of the hollyhocks and the brilliant red of the poppies, Zoro vaguely remembers perusing plant manuals with Kuina and identifying soul flowers written on their skin. Hollyhock represents ambition and fruitfulness, while red poppy stands for fun-loving and enjoyment of life. Good, auspicious flowers – Kuina was jealous of them, having only her father’s hyacinths and geraniums.

He wonders what she would have thought of this.

He does not have time to wonder for long, because the kid – Luffy – is back soon, and pushier than ever.

Basically, Zoro gets blackmailed. Yeah, he’s not really proud of it.

But his new captain has ambitions loftier than even Zoro’s and enough determination to do it. When Zoro threatens him in case Luffy – captain and soulmate all at once – ever gets an idea of keeping him from his goal, the only answer he gets is a laugh shishishi! and I’d accept nothing less from Pirate King’s nakama.

This just might work out, Zoro concludes. He’s beginning to see why the universe gave him Luffy as a soulmate.

Somewhere in the Pure Lands, Kuina must be laughing at him. She did always say anyone with his flowers on their skin would have to be just as crazy as him.

.

.

Later, after they eat and rest and set out to sea, Zoro asks the question he’s been mulling over ever since he realized their bond is reciprocal, “Oi, Luffy, how many soulmates do you have?”

Luffy looks away from a nearby bird he’s been contemplating with worryingly considering expression. “Eight!” he says, grinning. “But Zoro is the first one I found! Why?”

Zoro grunts and adjusts his seating into a more comfortable position. “I have eight too. You’re not my only soulmate.”

“Oh,” Luffy says, underwhelmingly. “Cool.”

Zoro sighs. “Do you think we share soulmates?”

“Don’t know,” Luffy says, jamming one finger up his nose, but he does offer one of his arms to Zoro’s inspection. “You can look.”

It’s his right arm, the one with Zoro’s mark. Zoro’s eyes linger on vibrant greens and purples that signify him and he can’t deny some sort of vicious satisfaction at seeing his soul flowers on Luffy’s skin. It looks right, like it should always be there – which, considering the soulmate situation, it should. But Zoro’s never thought he would be one of those people getting all weird at seeing their marks on their soulmates. It does take him a moment to look away, but when he does, he focuses on the other flowers covering all the skin of Luffy’s arm. Usually, Zoro wouldn’t have recognized them – he’s not really an expert on plants, despite Kuina and sensei’s best instructions – but he knows these ones. They rest tattooed right on his chest and over his heart.

Thyme and gerbera, climbing the underside of Luffy’s forearm only to meet the tips of Zoro’s bamboo at the elbow. Clematis and dahlia, interwoven together over the upper arm, impossibly delicate. Delphinium and clover, a deeply tangled mess over skinny shoulders and collarbones.

Zoro takes a closer glance at Luffy’s other forearm, and notes the lilies and cherry blossoms running over the back of his hand and all the way up to his elbow, exact mirror of Zoro’s bamboo and thistle. A familiar tip of heliotrope and gladiolus on the underside of his forearm. Acanthus and pheasant’s-eye tangling over his upper arm. Edelweiss and peony covering his shoulders and collarbones. It’s the exact mirror-match of Luffy’s right arm, only with different flowers to signify different people.

Zoro knows all of these flowers. He and Luffy share soulmates.

“They’re all the same,” Zoro informs him.

“Cool!” Luffy says, this time with more enthusiasm.

“Are you going to invite every one of them into the crew?” Zoro asks. It makes sense, kind of. If they’re his and Luffy’s soulmates, probably all bonds are reciprocal. It makes sense to stick together.

Zoro doesn’t know how he feels about it.

“Huh? What are you talking about?” Luffy asks, completely confused. “I didn’t want Zoro to be nakama because he is my soulmate. I wanted him because Zoro is Zoro.”

Oh.

Well then. Zoro can get behind this kind of thinking.

It’s not like fate and universe can tell them what to do.

Chapter 2: Pirate Cat (Pt. 1)

Summary:

Luffy finds an abandoned cat in a dumpster. He decides to keep it.

Chapter Text

Luffy finds the cat three weeks into Grand Line, between Drum and Alabasta, and nobody is happy.

“No,” Nami says.

Luffy ignores her. He’s lying on Merry’s deck, face covered by a mass of orange fur roughly the size of a large rat. Chopper says the thing is supposed to be only a kitten.

“Luffy, we can’t take care of a cat. We’re pirates,” Nami tries.

“So?” Luffy says, muffled by all the fur. “It’s our cat. It’s a pirate cat. It should be on a pirate ship.”

“A pirate cat?” Chopper asks, stars in his eyes. “So cool!”

“I had a pirate cat before, you know?” Usopp, predictably, says. “He was the largest cat in East Blue – as big as a tiger – and he followed the brave Captain Usopp during all of his adventures.”

“Really?! Usopp, you’re so awesome!”

“Yeah, well, I’ll tell you all about it later, Chopper. You’ll be even more amazed by the stories of great Captain Usopp and his companion, the Cat Lord of East Blue.”

“Cat Lord of East Blue? Really?” Sanji says, approaching with a tray of some kind of wet food placed in various bowls. Ignoring Usopp’s suddenly downtrodden appearance, Sanji presents it to Chopper. “Is this going to work? I’m not sure how old the kitten is.”

Usopp’s stories forgotten as he turns on doctor mode, Chopper observes the food with a critical eye. “Yes, it should be right. She’s just about month old, she can eat wet food.”

“Oh, it’s a she?” Sanji muses, and deposits the tray by Luffy’s side, casually smacking away a wandering rubbery limb. “Here, then, little lady, some food for you. You look hungry.”

“You’re feeding it?” Nami screeches, even as the cat scrambles down from Luffy’s face, leaving some bloody scratches behind, and falls onto the bowls like a starved thing. Involuntarily, Nami softens.

“Ah, Nami-swan,” Sanji sing-songs, swaying closer. “Don’t worry, I’ll soon prepare sweet desert for your wonderful self.”

Seeing the cat devouring what little food she can, even Nami can’t stay angry. Just to be contrary, she says, “If we feed it, it will never leave.”

“Really?” Luffy perks up. Grabbing one of the bowls, he trusts it right under the cat’s nose. “Here, cat, eat!”

Nami sighs.

“Maybe it won’t be so bad,” Vivi says cautiously. “There are a lot of ships with cats on board. They’re useful pets, and very good at catching mice.”

“Yeah, Nami,” Usopp says, crouching down to observe the cat from a closer distance. “Cats are great! They’re cute and fluffy and you can play with them. I bet we can train her to help us somehow, too.”

“Sure,” Nami says ruthlessly. “But they’re also merciless hunters, and do you see how big she is right now? I bet she’ll be like a giant when she’s full-grown.”

Usopp jumps back. “…Hehehe. I mean, Nami’s right, a bit, if you think about it. It’s hard to take care of a pet. Maybe we should leave her on this island – the people there will know best how to take care of her, right?”

“Yes, that,” Nami says. “Luffy, where did you find her? Maybe she has an owner.”

“I found her on the street,” Luffy answers. “She was fighting with some dogs for food right by a dumpster, even though she’s tiny.”

“Oh,” Nami says.

“And so what if she has owners? We’re pirates, we can just steal her.”

“He’s right,” Sanji says, visibly softening as soon as food is mentioned. Crouching, he offers one of his hands for the cat to sniff. Despite eying him suspiciously, the cat doesn’t bolt. “And it’s not like she will be as useless as the shitty marimo; she can at least get rid of rats.”

“Oh, fuck you, damn cook,” comes a muffled voice from two meters away, where Zoro has been napping during the whole conversation. “It’s not like you have any ground to stand on, as pathetic as you are.”

“If you think I’m pathetic, what does that make you–”

“Not now, Sanji-kun.”

Sanji does one-eighty immediately. “Of course, Nami-swan!”

“Idiot,” Zoro grumbles.

“Nami, can we really keep her?” Chopper asks, tugging at Nami’s skirt. “She’ll be old enough for me to understand her soon. I’d like to talk to her.”

Nami wavers.

“Just keep the cat, witch,” Zoro says, settling down for his nap again. “It’s not much difference from the regular chaos anyway.”

“What are you talking about?” Luffy says, looking up from where he and Sanji have been trying to coax the cat into letting them pet her. “I said she’s a pirate cat, so that means we’re keeping her. We’re pirates.”

Nami glances at his resolute expression. She looks at Chopper’s hopeful form, at Usopp leaning in interest towards the cat, and at Sanji softly murmuring endearments as he inches his hand toward orange fur.

“Fine!” Nami says, throwing her hands up in the air. “We’re keeping the cat.”

A cheer rings out. Nami smiles helplessly.

It is a very cute cat.

Chapter 3: Pirate Cat (Pt. 2)

Summary:

Naming a cat is harder than it sounds.

Chapter Text

The Great Name Debate starts soon after, and is as vicious and as brutal as any one of their previous battles.

The cat has been on the ship for less than two days, most of them hiding in shadowy corners and hidden crevices, observing everyone with suspicion – Usopp has been scared more than once by suddenly spotting yellow eyes glaring at him from darkness. She shows herself sometimes, if Luffy is nearby or when Sanji appears with food, but for everyone else she is basically nonexistent. Still, as the newest crewmate on board, she’s in everyone’s thoughts, and it’s not long until someone asks one very important question.

“What are we going to call her anyway?” Usopp asks, tinkering with something in his little inventing corner. “We can’t just call her ‘the cat’ all the time. She deserves a name.”

Nami looks up from her maps, frowning. “I guess she needs one. Any ideas?”

“It has to be epic,” Usopp concludes. “We’re pirates, so maybe something intimidating? How about Dark Moon?”

Nami fixes him with a deadpan look. “She’s orange.” Orange and fluffy – Chopper says she’s longhair.

“Oh,” Usopp visibly wilts. “Hurricane, maybe? Or Tornado?” Pausing to mull it over, he concludes, “No, I like Hurricane better. How about it, Nami?”

“Absolutely not,” Nami finally says.

“I say we call her Éclair,” Sanji chimes in from the kitchen. “Short and sweet. Fits her pretty well.”

“Do you think Luffy could pronounce that?” Usopp asks.

“Who cares about that bastard?” Sanji says, but takes the time to actually think about the question.

“We should name her something normal,” Nami says. “There is not enough normal on this ship. How about Butterscotch?”

“That’s a stupid name for a pirate cat, Nami,” Usopp says, and flinches at the vicious look Nami sends him.

That’s how it starts.

It doesn’t escalate immediately, of course. The three of them eye each other suspiciously, before running off to consult with their other crewmates, except Luffy. Vivi abstains with a faintly panicked expression as soon as she notices their fervent faces, and Chopper says he wants to wait for the cat to get old enough to tell them her own name, but Zoro does answer when they ask.

“Katana,” he fires off without even thinking about it, and then, “What? What are you looking at me like that? Katana is a fine name for a cat.”

They put it up for vote. Nothing gets resolved that way, because everyone votes for their own suggestions, even Sanji, who looks seriously torn between voting in Nami’s favor and keeping Éclair in the running.

That’s when it gets vicious.

Nami, offended by Usopp implying her name is a poor choice, ups his debt at the slightest provocation. Usopp bears with it for a few days, but soon enough bad sense overcomes fear, and he manages to 'accidentally’ shoot one of his pachinko balls in just the right way to get Luffy to spill some of his meat sauce on Nami’s third-favorite shirt. Nami makes him clean the whole deck alone. Usopp pours toothpaste into all of her shoes. Nami retaliates by tying a rubber snake over his hammock. Usopp adds vinegar into Nami’s cocktail.

Nami doesn’t even have time to react to the last one before Sanji is kicking Usopp away from her. Right into Zoro’s napping body.

That’s when it turns into an outright war.

Sanji, unwilling to go against Nami even if he doesn’t agree with her suggestion, falls onto Usopp and Zoro with vengeance. Their shirts are suddenly a size too small and their hammocks dump them down at least once every night. In return, Usopp turns to guerilla warfare against both Sanji and Nami, laying traps and surprises behind every corner, leaving them drenched, covered in oil or, in one amusing instance, glitter. Nami just gets vicious – all of their debts are suddenly through the roof, and the chores get progressively harder and more numerous. Zoro ignores everyone except Sanji, and proceeds to attack him at least once an hour, like clockwork. For one week, Going Merry turns into a battlefield.

It’s an implicit agreement between the four of them to leave Chopper and Vivi out of it. Vivi, because she refuses to offer her own suggestion so she’s not involved, and Chopper, because he’s too cute for anyone to actually play a prank on him. Luffy, who has no such protection, gets caught up several times in one of the various battles, but he just laughs at them and proceeds to gleefully join the chaos in whichever way he can. Usually, it’s in a way that completely derails any kind of plan one of them might have thought of.

Everything ends when Usopp somehow, due to Zoro’s unknowing interference, manages to catch all of them – including himself – into his latest trap and the situation escalates with Sanji taking offense to the fact that Nami is covered in red paint. Zoro responds, and soon there is a four-way brawl on the deck of the Merry.

At that point, Vivi seems just about fed up with it all. “Would all of you just calm down?!” she screeches. They stop. Sanji appears moonstruck and Zoro indifferent, but both Usopp and Nami look down in shame. Their clothes are torn, Zoro has a bump on his head and Nami and Usopp are covered with red paint. One leg of Sanji’s slacks is smoking. “It’s just a name! Why are you so worked up about it?”

“Butterscotch is a stupid name for a pirate cat!” Usopp says.

“Oh, like Hurricane is any better?” Nami immediately retorts. “She’s orange and fluffy.”

“Katana,” Zoro puts in, without any additional comment.

Sanji lights up a cigarette. “I still say Éclair is the best option.”

Vivi sighs. “You could just ask Luffy for his opinion.” Noticing their incredulous looks, she straightens her shoulders. “What? He’s the captain; he should get a say.”

They look at each other. They all know if they manage to convince Luffy to take their side, that would be that. That’s why they didn’t ask him; getting him on your side, in matters like these, has long been regarded as cheating. The final decision has always been Luffy’s.

“Luffy!” Vivi shouts.

“What?” Luffy’s head pops up from the crow’s nest.

Vivi points at the four of them. “Are you going to do something about this?!”

“Shishishi!” Luffy laughs and jumps down. “Why should I? They’re having fun.”

Nami and Usopp exchange glances. Yeah, it has been sort of fun. It can get kind of boring traveling for days or weeks on a ship, even with Luffy on board. There is only so many times their captain can get almost-drowned for the novelty to wear off.

“They’re arguing about the cat’s name.”

“Oh, so that’s what it was about!” Luffy says, grinning. “Why didn’t you say so? I already named her.”

“What?!” everyone shouts in tandem.

“Yeah! She even answers to it!”

Nami pinches the bridge of her nose. “Luffy. What’s the cat’s name?”

“Dog.”

There is a moment of silence.

“What,” says Usopp. It’s not a question.

“Yeah, her name is Dog! Dog the Cat! Isn’t it awesome?”

“Yeah,” Sanji says, puffing aggressively at his cigarette. “Awesome.”

Another moment of silence.

“She answers to it?” Nami asks.

“Yeah, she always comes when I call!”

They think about it for a moment.

“At least it’s not Hurricane,” says Zoro, and wanders off to take a nap. “That’s a stupid name for a fluffy cat.”

Hey!”

Chapter 4: Savage

Summary:

Luffy doesn't kill. Not when it matters.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Luffy doesn’t kill.

Or, perhaps, this statement is factually incorrect. People have certainly died at Luffy’s hands. Mooks, beaten until their insides bled. Grunts, tossed around until they ended who-knows-where. Foot soldiers, flattened until they were one with the ground beneath them. Luffy regularly mows over hundreds or thousands of people when fighting to reach his goal, and it is impossible to tell just how many never survive the encounter.

He never comments on Zoro and Robin, who quite often do kill. Nor does he pay any attention to the fact that Sanji, Chopper and Nami avoid it as much as possible. Luffy does not seem to care how they end their fights either way, as long as they’re alive and victorious at the end of it.

So, perhaps, it is wrong to say that Luffy does not kill, but the fact remains that he doesn’t, not when it matters.

Their enemies, the big ones, the powerful ones, are mostly still alive. While Luffy does not seem to see anything wrong with carelessly mowing through the droves of mooks and grunts, he takes care never to kill the ones he truly aims for. He beats them half to death, sends them flying or tosses them around until they stop moving, but he always stops short of killing, control impeccable.

The crew never comments on it. They don’t have to. If Luffy wants to leave a trail of living enemies behind them, nobody minds or questions him about it. Luffy wishes it, so Luffy does it, and if it becomes a problem later on, it will be dealt with at that time. All of them are confident that such obstacles can be overcome, should they ever appear.

It is Trafalgar Law who asks, after Dresrossa and on their way to Zou. Trafalgar Law, who is nakama, but not really crew, so he does not understand what it means to follow Luffy’s lead.

“Why didn’t you do it?” he asks, gripping his nodachi, dark expression feeling very out of place in the middle of the party.

“Huh?” Luffy asks, his mouth filled with meat.

Doflamingo,” Law spits out, having waited days to get Luffy alone to ask the question burning inside his brain. “He’s still alive. The Navy took him.”

Luffy tilts his head in confusion. “So?”

“Why didn’t you kill him?!”

“Oh,” Luffy says, suddenly understanding, “that. But why would I kill him? Don’t you hate him, Torao?”

Law’s grip on his sword tightens. “Yes,” he says, as if it wasn’t obvious by the end.

“Then it’s good that Mingo is alive.” Luffy nods as if that is the end of the conversation, and returns to his meat.

Law doesn’t let him. “No, it’s not. He should be dead! He should suffer for–“ Breaking off, he turns his head away and looks at the party surrounding them, grunt escaping his lips.

“But it wouldn’t hurt if he’s dead,” Luffy points out.

“What?” Now it’s Law’s turn to look at him in confusion.

“Losing,” Luffy explains. “It wouldn’t hurt if he’s dead. Nothing hurts when you’re dead. Losing your dreams only hurts if you’re alive. So Mingo is hurting now, and that’s okay, because he hurt Torao first.” Chewing, he adds, “And if he comes back, I’ll just send him flying again. So you don’t have to worry, Torao. It’s better like this.”

Law stares, speechless. Luffy seems to interpret it as agreement, and turns around to wander off and stuff more food into his mouth.

Law never does look at Luffy the same, after that.

Notes:

Inspired by that one SBS interview where Oda says that Luffy doesn't kill because he thinks it would be letting his opponents off easily, when losing their dreams hurts more. Which is probably the single most savage thing I've ever heard.

Chapter 5: Revolutions

Summary:

Wherever the Strawhats go, revolutions follow.

Chapter Text

“You just got us involved in another revolution, Mugiwara-ya,” Law says on Zou, after all was said and done, and the alliance was fully established.  

“Hey,” says Luffy, “the last one was your idea, Torao.”

“It was not my–“ Law tries, and then stops, because Dresrossa was kind of his idea. “Anyway, is this a habit of yours? Overthrowing governments?”

“I guess so,” Luffy says, unconcerned.

“You guess so? How often do you do this, Mugiwara-ya?!”

“Dunno,” Luffy says, stretching his arm towards the nearest piece of meat, that being Usopp’s plate. “A lot.”

“Oi, Luffy, that’s mine, don’t–“ Usopp tries to lunge and retrieve his food but doesn’t manage to save it before Luffy stuffs it down his gullet. “You’re the worst!” he hisses. Then, turning to Law, “Oh, hey, Torao! What are you doing with this guy?”

“He’s being boring,” Luffy says in Law’s place, even as Law grimaces at the nickname that does not seem to be going away any time soon.

“Yeah, you would think so,” Usopp agrees. “What are you talking about?”

“Nothing,” Law grinds out, unwilling to prolong his suffering.

Luffy talks over Law as if he doesn’t hear him. “Torao was being weird about all the times I beat up bad guys in all the countries. Don’t know why.”

“Because revolutions are apparently a habit of yours!” Law snaps out. “What kind of pirate are you?”

“Oh, I guess they are,” Usopp says, musingly. He does not look like he’s lying, but it can be hard to tell with him sometimes. “We do that a lot, huh?”

“Yeah,” Luffy says. “Like with Arlong.”

“And Dresrossa.”

“And with Vivi and Alabasta.”

“No, Luffy, I don’t think Alabasta counts. See, we stopped the revolution there,” Usopp points out reasonably, as if pirates stopping a revolution is something normal to talk about.

“It counts!” Luffy sets his face into a stubborn pout. “It definitely counts! I beat up Croc-guy and sent him flying!”

“Fair point,” Usopp nods sagely. “Then Fishman Island counts too.”

“Yeah, that was fun. We should do it again sometime.”

“No, we really shouldn’t,” Usopp says, looking a little pale to his face. “I didn’t really like that giant boat almost destroying the whole island, Luffy.”

“Why?” Luffy tilts his head in confusion.

“Never mind,” Usopp waves him off and then turns towards Law, who is watching them with increasing alarm, gripping his sword with such force that his knuckles have turned white. “Uh, yeah, Torao, I guess we do that a lot? Save countries, I mean?” Scratching the back of his neck, Usopp smiles sheepishly. “It does sound kind of awesome when you say it like that.”

Awesome?” Law asks. “It sounds like you’re just a bunch of impulsive idiots!”

“Oh, that too,” Usopp agrees, even as Luffy nods, though Law would bet he does not even know what ‘impulsive’ means. “It’s mostly this guy’s fault.” Usopp points at Luffy, mercilessly tossing all the blame onto him.

“It’s not!” Luffy protests. “Torao is the one who wanted to beat up Mingo, so Dresroba is his fault!”  

“It’s Dresrossa!” If Law stays here much longer, he has a feeling his blood pressure is going to shoot through the roof.

“Oh, I guess it is kind of Torao’s fault,” Usopp agrees, heedless of Law’s state of mind. “See, Torao, you don’t get to say anything about us! You’re just as bad as we are.”

“Tch,” Law grunts, because he has nothing to defend himself with against this argument, and turns around to leave without word. He’s not generally all that hung up on self-preservation, but even he has his limits, and he’s reaching them very rapidly.

Faintly, he hears Luffy’s voice behind him. “Hey, Usopp, does Skypiea count?”

“Well, you did kind of beat up their god, Luffy.”

Law is not going to stop. Law is not going to turn around. He is stronger than this. He can resist this.

Law turns around. “A god?!”

Chapter 6: Shopping

Summary:

Strawhats and regular stores don't really mix well.

Notes:

Here, have some unfinished snippets that will never actually be published on their own, because I lost motivation halfway through.

Chapter Text

“No,” Nami says, knowing it’s futile.

“But I want it,” Luffy answers, predictably.

‘It’ is a simple black fedora that looks nothing like the clothes Luffy likes to wear. Usually, Nami wouldn’t have minded, but the price is exorbitant. She’s certainly not paying for it, and she knows for a fact that Luffy is broke. There was a meat buffet in town this morning.

“What are you even going to do with it?!” Nami asks in exasperation. “You won’t even wear it; you already have a hat!”

Luffy frowns, thinking very hard. His face is starting to go red.

“I know!” he exclaims, punching a fist into his palm. “My hat can wear it!”

“…What?”

“My hat!” Luffy helpfully explains. “Like this – see?” With that, he unceremoniously snatches the fedora from its display and plops it down onto his head, right over the infamous straw hat. It fits surprisingly well.

The grin that stretches over his face is radiant, and Nami feels herself faltering.

“No,” she says, forcing steel that she doesn’t really feel into her voice. “I’m not wasting any of our precious money on a hat, Luffy.”

“Oh, okay.” Before Nami can embarrass herself by dropping her jaw at the easy acquiescence, he continues. “We can just steal it then.”

“Luffy!” Nami gasps. “No, we can’t just…” Nami stops, because they can. They’re pirates – they can steal from whoever they want. And this is a very expensive store. Losing some merchandise here and there won’t be a big hit to them.

Luffy grins even harder. “Why not?”

Yes. Why not? “Okay,” Nami says. In four a penny, in for a pound. “Stay here. If we’re stealing, we’re taking more than just a hat.”

They find out very early on, back in East Blue, that Sanji should never be allowed to go clothes shopping.

It is an easy mistake to make, Nami and Usopp argue after the disaster is over. Sanji is always dressed in well-pressed and well-fitting suits and his shoes and ties always match – was it so wrong to assume he knows some things about fashion? Was it wrong to think he has good taste? Yes, his shirts can sometimes look… questionable, but that is no proof of bad taste, really.

They couldn’t have known, Usopp wails as Luffy laughs himself sick, and Zoro grumbles that they shouldn’t have trusted the shit-cook with anything important anyway.

Either way, the mistake has already been made. Sanji had left Going Merry with a stack of berries and Nami’s request to acquire some clothes suitable for the first stretch of the Grand Line, until they personally become more familiar with the weather requirements. He did return with clothes. They’re just…

“Oooh, look at this!” Luffy exclaims. He’s holding out some kind of coat, long and thick, certainly suitable for winter temperatures. It is also violently orange, with black stripes that somehow make it look worse.

“Heh, this one is actually pretty good,” Usopp says, plucking a plumed hat from a big pile of eye-searingly colorful scarves and gloves.

Zoro is eying a pair of pants with undisguised distaste. They’re lime green and covered with pictures of butterflies.

“Did Sanji buy something for himself?” Nami asks in morbid curiosity.

“Yeah,” Usopp says. “He shuffled it all into his bunk pretty quickly, but I think I saw a golden shirt. Some kind of silk, it looked like.”

Nami drops her face into her palms. “He’s going to look like a pimp.”

Zoro snorts. “Won’t help him any with women.”

Usopp snickers, only to clamp his mouth shut at Nami’s glare.

“I like this!” Luffy says from behind them, and the three of them eye each other in sudden dread. They turn around.

Luffy is holding a pair of bright yellow crocs. It hurts the eyes to look at them.

“Luffy, no!”

Surprisingly, Nami is the one least likely to actually steal clothes. Yes, she bargains and flirts and threatens her way into obtaining astronomical discounts, but it’s all perfectly legal as long as she leaves at least some money behind, right?

Luffy, on the other hand…

“What did you do?!” Usopp wails as the crew tramples their way through the town and towards the docks. There is a sound of hot pursuit behind them.

“Shishishi!” Luffy laughs, delighted by the whole experience. He’s lugging a rucksack practically spilling over with clothes. “Me and Zoro went shopping!”

“What kind of shopping is this?!” Nami shrieks, and takes a hard right at the intersection, snagging Zoro’s arm to stop him from going the wrong way.

Zoro shakes her off. “It’s not like we had any money on us, did we, witch?!”

“You still owe me!” Nami defends herself. “You don’t deserve any money. In fact, all of your money should be mine anyway.”

“Crazy witch.”

“Don’t talk about Nami-san that way!” Sanji interrupts from behind with a well-aimed kick to Zoro’s ass. Zoro doesn’t quite fall onto his face, but it’s a close thing.

“Oi, watch it, swirly brow!” Zoro snaps. “Can’t you see that I’m carrying things here?!” Zoro’s rucksack is almost as big as Luffy’s. For some reason, he’s not carrying it on his back, holding it in his arms instead.

“Hey, hey, Luffy,” Usopp says, “what was so good that you just had to steal it?”

“Oh, right,” Luffy grins and, without stopping or even paying attention to their pursuers, stretches his arm to rummage inside the pile of clothes on his back. “Look, see!” He retrieves a captain’s coat, long and black with golden buttons. “Isn’t it cool, Usopp?!”

“Okay, yeah, that’s pretty cool,” Usopp admits. “But what’s everything else?”

“Well, Zoro also wanted some cool stuff, so we looked for it, and then we looked for stuff for everyone else, and then we took it all.”

“But why did you steal–”

Nami is interrupted by a sound of cocking guns coming from in front of them. She brakes abruptly as they are met face-to-face with a small company of Marines.

“Halt, pirates!” the commander says. “For stealing from honest citizens of this island, you are arrested–”

Luffy plows through him without paying any attention to his speech and casually bludgeons his way into the Marines. Those who do not dodge quickly enough get scattered around by the sheer force of his charge. “Come on! Chopper and Vivi are waiting on Going Merry! I bet they’re gonna love the stuff we got them!”

The rest of the Straw Hats sigh in exasperation and follow after him without hesitation.

“I’m afraid I have to go shopping soon,” Robin informs the crew during breakfast on her second week sailing with them. “While Navigator-san has been extremely generous with her clothes, it does not change the fact that I was forced to leave Alabasta in a hurry. My wardrobe is woefully empty.”

Sanji twirls around her with a platter of colorful juice. “Of course, Robin-chan! In fact, I would be happy to accompany you on your endeavor.”

Robin smiles thinly. “Cook-san is welcome to–”

No!” Zoro, Usopp and Nami shout in unison.

Luffy falls from the bench, laughing.

Chapter 7: Strawhat Band

Summary:

The Strawhats form a band. On accident.

Notes:

This ficlet is for capisback, who sent me this prompt:

The Straw Hats are running from the marines when a hotel or event exec mistakes them for the band they’d booked. The real band was already running late at that point and they’re nowhere to be seen, so the exec is in a rush, and the Straw Hats decide to roll with it. Can take place before or after the 2Y time skip. If it’s after, bonus points if no one recognizes Brook as Soul King and they all think he’s the group’s manager

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To be fair to the hotel manager, they are wearing disguises. They are not very good disguises – the Marines recognized them as soon as they detained the crew for possession of illegal food ingredients – but it’s not like a hotel manager on some out-of-the-way island has to keep up with the newest bounties. It’s normal. Understandable, even; nobody’s ever accused the Strawhats of looking like a pirate crew at the first glance.

That still does not explain how they get mistaken for a band.

“This is Brook’s fault,” Nami says as she pulls a sequined dress over her head.

“I find that unlikely,” Robin says, adding finishing touches to her makeup. She offers Nami a smile, violently purple lips standing out dramatically against her pale face. “I do believe they think Brook is our manager.”

“We do not have a manager!”

“We are a band. We need a manager,” Robin points out reasonably. “Nevertheless, I think this should help us lose the Marines. They’d hardly think to look for us here.”

“Would have been easier to have Luffy fight them,” Nami grumbles, but she finishes getting ready all the same and strides out of the door towards boys’ changing room.

Robin smiles in understanding. “Sanji would have been devastated.” Those food ingredients really did make him happy. He would have hated seeing them trampled in the ensuing conflict.

Nami grumbles but says nothing as she carelessly barges into the boys’ room. Thankfully, everyone is clothed, except Franky. But everyone’s already seen most of Franky anyway, so nobody pays him any attention.

“Nami-swan! Robin-chan!” Sanji dances towards them. “You look amazing! Like mythical fairies coming down to bless us in our mortal world.”

“Thank you, Sanji.”

“Yeah, thanks, Sanji-kun,” Nami adds, unable to tear her eyes away from the man’s shirt. “What are you wearing?”

“Oh, the staff gave it to me.” Sanji turns around a little to show off. “It doesn’t look half-bad.”

‘It’ is a gaudily decorated silk shirt in the most eye-searingly possible shade of green. There are ruffles. There are sequins. It clashes horribly with Sanji’s hair.

“Very impressive,” Robin says, unperturbed.

Sanji almost faints out of happiness.

Nami looks away from the affront against taste and nature and counts all the other heads in the changing room. One’s missing. “Did Zoro get lost?”

“Yeah,” Franky says, now thankfully in possession of underwear. His nipple lights are on, presumably to add to the party atmosphere. They’re also giving out an electric blue light, so Franky was probably late changing because he started fiddling with his body on a whim again. “Zoro-bro wandered off after you left.”

Nami prays for the day she’ll stop being surprised at Zoro’s terrible sense of direction. “We’re literally one door down from you.”

There is a series of shrugs in the room. It’s Zoro. No other explanation needed.

“Zoro was supposed to sing with me,” Luffy says, a little mournfully.

Nami jolts. “Isn’t Brook the singer?” she asks urgently.

Brook sips from his teacup. “Ah, Nami-san, I am the manager. I’m afraid I cannot sing with you. Though leading my young friends towards success is indeed a worthy pursuit.”

Apparently, the fact that Brook is their only actual musician does not factor in these kinds of decisions.

“But… Luffy?” She does not say that everyone’s heard Luffy sing, and he’s terrible. He’s enthusiastic, for sure, but he cannot carry a tune and unless the song is Binks’ Sake, he will forget the words and just make up his own. They’ll never pass as an actual band if Luffy gets to sing.

Usopp shrugs. The sparkles in his hair glitter with the movement. “He wants to sing. Said only the captain can be a lead singer.”

“I get to be on drums!” Chopper says, excited. He’s changed into his heavy point and has somehow managed to squeeze into a pink suit that looks like it’s about to get ripped at the shoulders from the strain.

Nami hopes those drums are very sturdy. She’s not paying for any damages.

“And the Great Usopp will be on keyboard. You know, I played for a royal family in East Blue once. They said they’ve never heard such heavenly music before and rewarded me with piles of gold. They still talk about it to this day.”

“Really, Usopp?!”

Ignoring the byplay, Franky picks up a guitar. “Yew. It’s going to be super. All the crew playing in a band together…” He looks at them with a teary face, and starts to bawl. “Something got into my eyes.”

“Shishishi!” Luffy laughs, throwing his arms around Franky and Brook. One half of his clothes is tastefully ripped, and the other half is sequined – the straw hat clashes with everything else he’s wearing, though someone’s taken the time to add a sparkly ribbon over the usual red one. “It going to be a big party!”

“Nami-san, are you ready for your own performance?” Brook asks, completely unperturbed by Luffy’s manhandling, though the tea in his cup is in danger of spilling. “The nice young man that invited us here said we should be on stage soon.”

“Why would he – oh, right, you’re the manager. Yes, we’re fine.”

“Very well,” Brook stands up, depositing his teacup back on the table with a gentle clink. “Then I shall give you a few pointers for–“

“Oi, Brook, wait a minute. I didn’t get my costume.”

The whole crew turns towards the door, only to see Zoro come in as if nothing is wrong. There is blood on his clothes.

What did you do,” Nami says, very calmly.

“The hallway moved, so I ended up back on the beach,” Zoro shrugs. “Get me that costume, or you’re going to make us late.”

“Don’t talk to Nami-san that way, you damn marimo! It’s you who’s making us late!”

Zoro takes one look at Sanji, and grins. “At least I’m not wearing a shirt that looks like someone’s puked on it.”

“What did you say?!”

The arguing almost manages to drown out the stomping of dozens of boots coming closer and closer.

“Zoro?” Robin says. “Did you perhaps encounter Marines on your way here?”

Distracted, Zoro looks away from where he’s been nose-to-nose with Sanji, one of his swords already half-drawn. “Huh? Oh, yeah, but I took care of them.” Everyone immediately focuses on the blood on his clothes.

“And they couldn’t have followed you?”

“Maybe? I don’t know, the streets are pretty complicated here, so I don’t know how.”

The Strawhats exchange a look as the sound of stomping boots comes ever closer. The shouts of the Marines are becoming audible.

“Gotta run!” Usopp says, snatching his clothes and weapons in one big bundle and hightailing it out of the window.

“Usopp!” Nami cries out in outrage. “Don’t you dare run faster than me!”

There is a wild scramble as the crew gathers their things and starts to flee as fast as they can.

“Ooow,” Luffy says, pouting. “I wanted to sing.”

“Not to worry, captain,” Brook hefts his guitar and starts strumming, every note accompanying the beat of their footsteps. “I shall handle it. Though I have no hands, yohohoho!”

The opening notes of Binks’ Sake ring out, and the crew starts to sing.

Chapter 8: BAMF Nami

Summary:

Nami is ready to do anything in defense of her captain.

Notes:

Another prompt from capisback

Nami knows she’s far from the strongest of the crew. She prefers to hide if things get too dangerous, prefers to have her crew’s back so their strongest can fight freely. But when her captain falls and doesn’t get back up, something snaps (Badass Nami)

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They don’t notice the seastone nets until it’s too late.

A small armada of Marine ships has surrounded the Sunny and forced them to spread out. At their level, the number of enemies is not a problem, but it does mean that Nami is the only one around Luffy to provide cover fire, everyone else too far away to help. Nami and Luffy pay it no mind – the Strawhats are nothing if not used to taking out strong enemies on their own. And these Marines are not that strong.

They are tricky, though. There are two Vice-Admirals keeping Luffy occupied and forcing Nami to take out anyone aiming at her captain’s back. She can clearly see that the Vice-Admirals are not powerful enough to actually beat Luffy, even though they’re New World level, but they’re clever and cunning, and Luffy’s always been weak to tricks. Nami keeps half an eye on them as she rains thunder and hail on the surrounding Marines, but Luffy’s managing – having fun, even – so she’s not really concerned.

She shouldn’t have kept her eye on the Vice-Admirals. She should have kept her eye on the Marines behind them.

Nami doesn’t notice the nets flying until it’s too late. Luffy does, but he can’t dodge in time – one of his opponents grabs for him at the same moment the other makes a move towards Nami, and that’s enough for her captain to get distracted. A second is all that is needed. The seastone nets land, and Luffy goes down hard.

The Vice-Admiral that made a grab for Nami changes directions abruptly and aims a sword at Luffy’s back.

All the surroundings go silent. Intellectually, Nami knows that the battle is still raging around them, but there is a buzzing in her ears and an anger so loud that it drowns out everything else. She can see a straight line of explosions coming closer and closer, ships cleaved in half one after another. Zoro, having sensed something wrong, is rampaging towards them. He won’t get here in time.

Nami hefts her clima-tact and bares her teeth. “You shouldn’t have done that,” she says.

The Vice-Admirals pay her no attention. That’s fine. They’ll regret it.

“Zeus!” she shouts. Zeus springs out, takes one look at her face and flies far away, up and up and up, shaking in terror. “Black Balls. Weather Egg.” Zeus grows larger still, blotting out the sky and the sun until they’re stuck underneath a massive cloud, no light in sight. Nami spares no expense. It’s only Luffy and her in this part of battle, and Luffy’s rubber. He won’t get hurt.

Electricity crackles in the air, the bright discharge painting the world in horrifying shadows. The Marines are paying attention now.

“Stop her!” one of the Vice-Admirals shouts. Nami ignores him. The sword has still not landed in Luffy’s back, and that’s all that matters. “Stop her right now!”

The Marines surge. They’re too slow.

“Zeus Breeze Tempo!” Nami shouts, and a terrible thunderbolt falls from the sky, as wide as a house. The sound of it makes her ears pop painfully. With impeccable aim, it strikes the ship Luffy is on, and it’s so quick that no one has a chance to run.

She once downed Big Mom with this attack. The Marines stand no chance.

The ship is obliterated in a second. There is no trace of the Marines left – not even their bones remain, crushed and burned after Nami’s attack. There is only a small, trussed up figure slowly sinking into the sea that is still steaming after the impact.

Nami doesn’t hesitate to jump in.

Minutes later, after she’s hauled Luffy up on the beaten-up deck of another Marine ship, after she’s caught her breath and stopped the trembling of her limbs, she aims a punch at Luffy’s head. “Don’t do that again!”

Luffy’s still wrapped in the seastone nets, but he has enough energy to smile. “Shishishi!” The gleeful grin stretches his face unnaturally wide. He’s looking at Nami with all the affection in the world, the way he only looks at his crew. “Why not? Nami was there.”

As if Nami being there means that he can take his eyes off his opponents and allow a moment of weakness. As if Nami being there means that he’s perfectly safe.

Nami couldn’t have stopped the smile growing on her face if she wanted to. “Next time,” she says, and gently starts untangling him, “I’m charging double.”  

Chapter 9: ASL Time Travel

Summary:

ASL come forward in time. All is not well.

Notes:

Yet another prompt from capisback. This one is still not finished and will likely be published on it's own if it ever gets done, but for now, have these two scenes.

Prompt: Maybe stopping at this island hadn’t been a good idea. They didn’t have a choice, log post caught in its magnetic field, but a part of them feels they should have just kept going anyway. At least they’d have spared their captain the run-in with his 7 year old self and his younger older brothers

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Perhaps the worst thing about the entire situation is that Luffy does not cry.

When they turn around a bend in the path and come face-to-face with three very familiar-looking boys, Luffy gasps, “Ace.” And then, when he finally registers their young appearance, “Robin.”

Robin draws close to Luffy, more cautiously than she has in years. “I don’t know, captain,” she says choosing her words with utmost care. Her wide eyes trail over the boys before latching onto Luffy’s face with frightening intensity. “I’ve never heard of something like this.”

Luffy tilts his head and the whole crew crowds around him, looking anxious. Nobody touches him, but everyone looks like they want to, gazes fixed onto him filled with quiet worry. Sanji and Zoro plant themselves at his sides and do not look like they will move any time soon.

The kid Ace inserts himself between his brothers and the looming crew, hefting up a steel pipe. He looks angry, and terrified, but his hands do not shake. “Who the hell are you?!”

Nobody quite knows how to answer. They look at Luffy, but he stays silent, sliding his hat to cast a shadow over his eyes. Steeling herself, Nami approaches, face softening as she looks at the boys. “We’re not going to hurt you.”

“Ace.” The blond-haired kid – Sabo – grabs Ace’s shoulder.

Ace ignores him and glares at Nami. “Don’t come any closer!” Every once in a while, his eyes dart towards Jimbei and Franky, the largest and outwardly most dangerous members of the crew. He very conspicuously tries to avoid looking at Brook.

“Ace,” Sabo says, more urgently.

“No! Look at those weirdos, Sabo, I’m not letting them near Luffy!”

Uniformly, the crew flinches. The guilt is eating them alive. Ace once entrusted Luffy into their care, and they failed him. The shame will never go away.

“Hey!” Little Luffy suddenly shouts, face scrunched up in a frown. He’s pointing at their Luffy. “That’s my hat!”

The boys fall silent. Ace takes one look at their Luffy, taller and bigger, but with the same straw hat on his head and the same round face. His eyes flit over the scar under his eye and then the one on his chest, and he scowls. “What the hell is this shit?!”

“Ace,” Sabo says once again. “Look around.”

Ace does, and his frown deepens. They’re on an autumn island – surrounding them is a dense forest of red-leaved trees as far as the eye can see. The crew doesn’t really know where Luffy grew up, beyond somewhere in East Blue, but it must not be anything at all like this island if the sudden dread on the boys’ faces can be trusted.

Ace, after a moment of bewilderment, flares up. “Where are we?! Where did you take us?!” Backing away a few steps, he crowds his brothers backwards.

Little Luffy, much less restrained and seemingly paying no attention to their location change, adds, “And why do you have my hat?”

“Don’t talk to them, Luffy!”

“Ace…” Nami starts, conciliatory.

“And how do you know my name?!”

Nami opens her mouth to speak, but a hand on her shoulder stops her. She snaps her mouth shut with a click and backs off immediately, leaving the boys gaping.

“Ace,” their Luffy says, and even Ace stops to listen to him. His face has gained that frighteningly blank look that makes it impossible to tell what he’s thinking. “You’re Portgas D. Ace, and you’re my brother.”

“Luffy?” Sabo says, cautiously hopeful.

“It can’t be!” Ace snaps. His eyes are wide, and he’s clutching his pipe until his knuckles turn white. “He’s a liar!”

Luffy inclines his head to meet Ace’s eyes. “We – Sabo, you and me – stole Dadan’s sake and swore to be brothers. The first time we met, you tried to kill me. When Porchemy found out about your pirate stash, he took me and–”

“Luffy?!” Ace cuts in.

“Ace,” their Luffy says, and then turns his gaze to his other brother. “Sabo.” For a moment, the crew thinks he might cry, but Luffy’s never been one for doing the expected. He smiles instead, big and toothy and entirely sincere. “It’s so good to see you! I missed you!”

Now both of them seem bewildered, eyes straying from little Luffy to the pirate captain addressing them. “… What is going on?” Ace whispers, and Sabo shrugs, though his grip on his pipe has relaxed almost completely. They seem incapable of suspicion under Luffy’s cheerful gaze.

Little Luffy has no such difficulties. “You’re me?! Older me?! That’s so cool! Are you a pirate?! Are you a pirate captain?! How many adventures did you have?! No, don’t tell me that! Tell me about meat! What kind of meat did you eat?! Is there some special island full of meat?!” His stomach growls. “I’m hungry. I want meat.”

“Figures,” Sanji says, relaxing now that he’s on a familiar ground. He lights up a cigarette. “I can make you something to eat, but we’re going to have to go back to the Sunny. Don’t have any supplies here.”

“The Sunny?” Sabo asks.

“Our ship, Thousand Sunny.”

“I have a ship?!” Little Luffy is practically vibrating out of his skin.

Ace and Sabo exchange loaded glances, look at little Luffy and then at their Luffy, pensive. They’re met with open sincerity on Luffy’s face, and Sabo sighs. “I guess we can go see the ship.”

Little Luffy whoops. The crew switches their attention to their captain, who is still uncharacteristically silent.

“Captain?” Robin prompts.

Luffy jams his hat even further down his head and says, “Let’s go back to the Sunny.”

As the kids run around and oooh and aaah about the ship, the crew gathers by the mast, strangely serious. Luffy immediately makes his way towards his special spot, and all of them track his progress, some more obvious than others.

“Well,” says Sanji, lighting up another cigarette. He’s gone through half a box by the time they reached the Sunny, and Chopper’s starting to hover, wringing his hooves. “That happened.”

For once, Zoro does not take the easy jab. “Luffy’s dealing.”

But for how long? nobody says, but everyone worries. Luffy can survive more than most – more than any of them would ever ask him to – but this? This seems unfair. This seems as if it might break him.

“Nobody should be forced to bear such a burden,” Jimbei says solemnly, and it carries more weight from him than from anyone else. He’d been at Marineford with Luffy. He’d seen it all. The rest of them only know of Luffy after two years of healing. Jimbei remembers the aftermath.

“Robin, do you have any idea why this happened?” Nami asks. She’s half-hugging herself, fingers caressing her tattoo. “I mean, it can’t be random, there’s no way they appeared there by coincidence just as we were on the island.”

“No,” Robin shakes her head. “I’ve never heard of something like this. The boys obviously didn’t even notice that they’ve time traveled. I’ll have to do some research.”

Nami nods. “I’ll join you. I don’t think we’ll be leaving this island until everything is dealt with; I may as well help you.”

Sanji puffs at his cigarette. “I’m going to the galley; now I have two black holes to cook for.”

“Three,” Usopp adds, and then flinches as everyone glances at him.

“Huh?”

“Three black holes,” Usopp grimaces and looks away, hands wringing. “Do you remember Ace in Alabasta? He ate as much as Luffy.”

“Right,” Sanji exhales. The rest of the crew is stiflingly, uncharacteristically quiet. “Three black holes.” With that, he walks off towards the galley, stiff-backed and scowling.

“This is so not super,” Franky says.

Nobody denies the truth in his words.

It is Brook who breaks the silence, reaching for his violin. Though there is no expression on his face (not that he has a face, yohohoho!), his whole being excludes a certain kind of grim determination. “I think we should make the most of this situation, nevertheless.” Hefting his violin, he breaks off from the group and makes his way towards the boys. “Robin-san, Franky-san. The three of us never met Ace. We should get to know the brother our captain loves so much.”

Opening chords of Binks’ Sake ring out over the deck, and little Luffy comes as if summoned, Ace and Sabo trailing after him. “Are you a musician?!”

The rest of them exchange glances.

“Yow,” says Franky. “Brook’s right. Nico Robin, you need to do your research, but when you’re done, come meet Ace.”

“Yes,” Robin nods, her thoughts distant, her eyes far away. “Of course.”

Franky peels away from the group and follows in Brook’s footsteps, excited shrieking of ‘a robot!’ announcing his arrival. Nami grabs Robin’s hand and squeezes, hard. The two of them leave, desperately holding onto each other.

Zoro and Jimbei meet each other’s eyes. Zoro inclines his head towards Usopp and Chopper, who are huddling together, and Jimbei nods.

“Come,” Jimbei places his hands on their shoulders, warm and comforting. “We should join them. Our little captain should not have a boring time on his own ship.”

That leaves Zoro alone by the mast. He spends several moments looking blankly at the cheerful group now running around the swing, before he turns his gaze away and strides towards the figurehead. Their Luffy is there, leaning against the lion head of the Sunny and staring at the horizon. Only the cries of passing seagulls break the silence.

Zoro says nothing. He throws himself down on the deck and leans against the railing, closing his one good eye and looking for all the world like he’s ready to take a nap.

It takes some time for Luffy to speak. “Zoro?”

“I’m here, captain,” the answer is immediate.

Luffy stays on the figurehead until the sun starts to dip towards the horizon, and Zoro does not move an inch away from his side.

Chapter 10: Gear Fifth

Summary:

At Marineford, Luffy manages to push Ace out of the way. He gets hit instead.

Notes:

Gear Fifth Marineford AU that is the original version of my Drumbeats fic, before I polished it up and decided Ace's POV works better for this.

Chapter Text

He hears the drums in Impel Down first, weak from poison and dying, but he pays them no mind because Bon-chan is there and he needs no other rescue.

He hears them again when he drops from the sky, but Ace is kneeling and chained and about to be executed, so the drumbeat slowly fades into the background as he advances across the battlefield.

The weird golden guy crashes a fist against him, and the drums get so loud that they muffle the rest of the battle, but then the fist is gone and Ace is there and free, so Luffy runs and forgets about them completely.

Then Ace turns back. And all Luffy can hear is drums, beating da-dum, da-dum, da-dum through his blood.

Everything is slow and funny. Luffy is kneeling on the ground, and the angry magma guy is coming closer and closer and closer and Ace is screaming and –

Everything is so slow and everyone moves as if through molasses – hmm, yummy, should tell Sanji to make some later – and Luffy can see where Ace is going and he can see where he will end up and Luffy doesn’t –

Magma guy is really close now, and Jimbei is far away, and Ace is here and he will –

Luffy doesn’t like it. Luffy should do something about it.

Except he can’t. Except he’s too slow and too weak and his crew is far away, so they can’t even help him by doing what he can’t do. Except that Ace will protect him either way, because Ace doesn’t think he’s important. Except that the magma guy is strong and Luffy is weak and tired and about to fall asleep and –

Ace steps in front of Luffy.

Da-dum, goes Luffy’s heart, and everything is suddenly clear and bright and wonderful. Da-dum, and Luffy’s arm moves when he tells it to, moves funny and quick and Luffy can finally do something. Da-dum, and Luffy pushes Ace aside and Ace bounces against the ground like Luffy always does, and the magma fist reaches Luffy.

Luffy can hear Ace screaming, but it doesn’t hurt, not really, because Luffy bends and smushes his body together and the fist goes through but does not hurt anything and Luffy is laughing, loud and free.

Everyone stops and stares, and that’s funny too. Luffy laughs harder, shishishi echoing in the silence.

And then the seagull-hat guy goes white and shouts, “Forget about Firefist! Stop Strawhat! Stop Strawhat Luffy right now!” And then a lot of people are running towards Luffy, and the magma guy starts moving again, and Luffy is free, but Luffy is also tired, and he doesn’t know how long this is going to last.

It’s still funny, though, when he bends backwards, and the magma guy’s fist flies over his head, and when Luffy kicks him in the leg and his leg bends like rubber too, even though he’s magma. And then the other Marines come, but they come with swords because guns don’t work on Luffy and they slash and slash and slash, but their swords suddenly bounce against each other, and flop to the ground when Luffy touches them as if they’re no longer metal, and melt together when Luffy ties two of them in a bow and then slingshots it with his bazooka at the nearest group of Marines.

And then Ace is there, crying and shouting, but moving against Luffy’s back exactly like when they were little, and Luffy doesn’t even need to look to know where he is. And then Jimbei comes, enraged and snarling, barreling through the Marines as fast as he can, falling into place in a gap that Ace and Luffy always leave between them, even after all these years. Luffy doesn’t say anything, because Jimbei is helping, and he’s glad but –

And the magma guy comes again, but Ace tugs him away and Jimbei guards his back and more and more people come over, pirates and Marines and Revolutionaries, and then they’re running towards the sea and Luffy laughs. He takes Jimbei and Ace by their hands, and they go faster and faster, bouncing against the springy stone as people dive out of their way, and Ace is shouting and Jimbei talking, but Luffy laughs and laughs and laughs.

They reach the ships and then they’re free.

Luffy keeps on laughing.

Chapter 11: Strawhats Time Travel AU (Pt. 1)

Summary:

Luffy wakes up in the past, alone. He does something about it.

Chapter Text

Luffy wakes up in the middle of a familiar jungle on Dawn Island, which is weird, because he fell asleep in Flower Capital, after-party of Kaido’s defeat still raging around him.

Luffy wakes up alone, which is even weirder, because Luffy hasn’t been alone for a very long, long time.

He looks around. Luffy’s Country looks the same as the last time he’s seen it, back before he left on his journey. Beside it, Ace’s Country is as empty as it has been for the three years Ace has been gone. The sounds of the forest are echoing around him, familiar and soothing, but there is an itch at the back of his neck that doesn’t go away no matter how much Luffy scratches. His nakama are not here, and Luffy doesn’t like it.

“A dream,” Luffy says and nods, because that’s the only reason his crew might not be with him. Then, remembering Usopp telling him that he should pinch himself if he ever thinks he’s dreaming, Luffy stretches his cheek and allows it to snap back. It hurts.

“Not a dream,” Luffy says and nods again. “A mystery.”

He doesn’t like this mystery. Mysteries are the best when his crew is around to explain and be amazed with him.

The problem has an easy solution, though. Luffy will just go look for his crew and solve the mystery when he finds them.

Clambering to his feet, Luffy stretches his Observation Haki as far as it can go, which is a lot. He doesn’t sense his crew, though there are vaguely familiar presences where Dadan’s Country should be. He should go there then, Luffy decides. Maybe someone knows what’s going on.

It’s only when he takes a step forward that he realizes there are more weird things going on. His steps are smaller than they should be and when he looks down, the ground seems close. Not much, but Luffy’s very good with distances, because it’s hard to slingshot himself with his rubber when he doesn’t know where to go.

Looking himself over, Luffy notices that he’s skinnier, too. All the muscle that he got working in Udon is gone, but so is all the muscle he got sailing and fighting on the Grand Line. And, most importantly, the scar on his chest he got from Akainu is gone, too.

Luffy starts frowning then, because this is getting really weird.

“To Dadan’s country,” Luffy nods with renewed determination and strides off towards those familiar presences.

Dadan’s country looks the same as it did before Luffy left, and so does Dadan when he finally barges in, heedless of a couple of bandits he bowls over at the entrance. Dadan frowns. “Oi, brat, what the hell are you doing? Shouldn’t you be hunting?”

“Dadan!” Luffy grins widely and pounces. Wrapping his arms and legs several times around Dadan’s body, he squeezes. “I missed you!”

Dadan splutters. When she speaks, she sounds kinda choked, “You saw me yesterday!”

Luffy shakes his head. “It’s been ages! I really, really missed you guys!”

Someone starts bawling. Luffy doesn’t care enough to look, but he does release his grip on Dadan to hop back onto the ground.

Dadan bonks him on his head. It doesn’t hurt, because he’s made of rubber. “What’s wrong with this thick head of yours now?!”

“Nothing,” Luffy says. Kaido did hit him on the head a few times, but Chopper took care of it and, anyway, there are no injuries from the fight on his body, so his head is definitely okay. “Why am I here?”

“What?!” Dadan asks, confused. “You’re the one who barged in here, you little shit!”

“I know.” Maybe Dadan is just too stupid to understand. Luffy wouldn’t be surprised. “Why I am on Dawn Island? I don’t remember getting here.”

Dadan looks at him like he’s crazy. Luffy ignores it, because people keep looking at him like that for some reason, and he’s never figured out why. “You shitty brat, you’ve always been here. Like hell did I imagine years of dealing with your lot.”

Luffy frowns. Something is really, really weird. Dadan says he’s never left, and Dadan’s not a very good liar. Luffy always knows when she lies. He asks the most important question. “Where’s my crew?”

“Your crew? Kid, you don’t have a crew; you promised the other brat that you’re not gonna set sail until next year.” She squints at him, suspicious. “Did you find some poor bastard to join your crew on this island? You said everyone here is weak.”

Luffy’s really getting worried now, because none of this seems right. He pauses to glance at the bandits and they look exactly the same as when Luffy set sail. He looks down at himself, and he looks exactly the same as when he set sail too, except he’s a little bit shorter. His crew’s not here, and Luffy knows they would be if they could, because his nakama would never leave him. And Dadan says he hasn’t left Dawn Island yet, and Dadan is a very bad liar.

Luffy’s head is steaming a bit from all the thinking.

“I know!” Luffy exclaims, and punches his fist. “This is like Kin'emon, only backwards!”

Kin'emon said that people couldn’t go back, but Kin'emon is not really smart, not like Robin or Sanji or Torao. And he doesn’t even know what Devil Fruits are. Kin'emon probably just doesn’t know everything there is to know about time travel, and now Luffy’s back. That makes sense.

“Kin'emon… What?!” Dadan frowns. “Who’s that? What are you blubbering about now, kid?”

“Kin'emon is a samurai,” Luffy explains, because it’s not Dadan’s fault that she doesn’t know who Kin'emon is, since time moved. “He’s my friend.”

“Your…” Dadan clamps her mouth shut. “You know what, I don’t want to know! Probably another crazy weirdo, like you.”

Luffy nods, because Kin’emon is pretty weird. But he’s also Luffy’s friend, and that means that Luffy will have to help him again, even if Kin’emon doesn’t know that they’re friends. Then he thinks some more and realizes that if time moved, that means Kin’emon is still not here and won’t be here any time soon. That makes him frown.

Kin’emon is not the only friend who needs Luffy’s help. If time moved, that means Luffy’s crew is also back where they started. And if that’s true… Some of them are fine. Some of them aren’t, and that’s wrong. Nami, trapped with Arlong and trying to save her village all by herself. Brook, alone and a little crazy in that weird foggy place. Robin, still running and running and running, not really living. Vivi, crying because of Crocodile.

Luffy grabs his hat and jams it onto his head. His scowl deepens.

“Oi, oi, brat,” Dadan says, taking a step back and looking nervous all of a sudden. “What the hell is going on? You look like you’re gonna kill someone.”

“I need to set sail,” Luffy decides. Then, without waiting for an answer, he turns and goes back to the forest. He needs to pack.

“Wait!” Dadan runs after him. “Luffy, wait! What the hell?! You’re not supposed to set sail until next year! You promised.”

That makes Luffy pause. He did promise to Ace and Sabo that he will set sail only at seventeen, like Ace did and Sabo should have. But Ace is dead and Luffy is nineteen right now even if he doesn’t look like it, so he won’t actually be breaking any promises. That means it’s okay to set sail now, and anyway, Ace would have wanted him to save his crew. He met them back in Alabasta and really, really liked them. Luffy knows his brother wouldn’t want him to have any regrets.

And then Luffy stops cold.

Time moved. Time moved, and everything is back, Luffy on Dawn Island and Dadan in her country, and Dadan says that Luffy should have set sail a year from now. That means that Ace has been gone for only two years. Ace was never in Impel Down. Marineford did not happen.

Ace is alive.

“I’m setting sail,” Luffy decides with new determination. Ace is alive. Ace is alive and Luffy needs to find him before Blackbeard does, because Ace will not die. Not again. Luffy is strong now. He can protect everyone.

“Luffy!” Dadan shouts behind him, but she’s too slow to catch him and Luffy doesn’t listen.

His crew and Ace are waiting.

Chapter 12: Strawhats Time Travel AU (Pt. 2)

Summary:

Zoro gets lost. In time. This is new, even for him.

Chapter Text

Zoro figures out something is wrong as soon as he wakes up on account of the fact that both of his eyes are working. 

He’s lying against a tree in some forest that looks a bit familiar. There are people sleeping on either side of him, and Zoro’s hand drifts to Wado Ichimonji, because these people are not his crew. He doesn’t even have to look at them to know that much — their breathing is all wrong. 

But when he does look, he recognizes them anyway, years-long memories pulling two blurry figures into his mind. “Johnny? Yosaku? What the hell?” 

They stir at the sound of his voice. Yosaku mumbles something drowsily, but Johnny actually opens his eyes to squint against the morning sun. “Zoro-aniki? Did something happen?”

“How come you’re here?”

Johnny looks at him a little dubiously. “…We slept here?” 

“Huh,” Zoro says. It wouldn’t be the first time that he ended up somewhere away from his crew because they got lost or space moved. But he’s pretty sure that not even space can move so much that he would end up in East Blue when he fell asleep all the way back in Wano. 

He looks around. The first thing he notices is, of course, that he can look around with two eyes. The second thing he notices is that this is definitely East Blue because the most dangerous thing he can sense with his Observation Haki is a nearby fox. He hasn’t been somewhere this peaceful in years, ever since they crossed the Reverse Mountain. The third thing he notices is that Wado Ichimonji is at his side, but Enma and Kitetsu are gone. Instead, there’s two cheap katanas he used to haul around until Mihawk sliced through them. 

That, before anything else, makes him realize what happened.  

“Huh,” Zoro says. “Time moved.” Makes sense. Space can move, so it’s not all that weird that time can too. And the samurai definitely said something about time-travel, though Zoro didn’t really listen. Didn’t seem all that important at the time. 

“Zoro-aniki?” Johnny snaps him from his daze. Even Yosaku is awake now, looking bewildered at the whole situation. “Are you okay?”

“I’m fine,” Zoro decides. It’s not like he’s injured. He stands up, adjusting his swords in his grip, feeling a bit weird without the traditional clothes he’s gotten used to wearing. In fact, his body is all kinds of strange right now; too weak, and with not enough muscle, most of his scars still missing and not pulling at his skin. Even the fact that he can see from his injured eye kind of bothers him. He lost that eye fair and square. “Let’s go.”

Johnny and Yosaku scramble after him. Zoro ignores their flustered panic and strides forward. 

“Where are we going?!” Yosaku asks. “What’s gotten into you, aniki?!”

“To find my captain,” Zoro says, as if it’s obvious. Which it is. Since Luffy’s not here and Zoro can’t sense him with his haki, that means that the first thing he needs to do is find Luffy. Everything else can come after. 

“Captain?” Johnny asks. “But you don’t have a captain!”

“Yes, I have.” 

“You’re a pirate hunter. Not a pirate.”

Zoro hums, unconcernedly. He looks left and right, a bit confused, before choosing a random direction and continuing on with utmost confidence. “I am one now.”

“What?!” Yosaku yelps. 

“Since when?!” Johnny asks. 

“Years,” Zoro answers, truthfully. He spares a moment to think about whether it really does count as years if time travel is involved, but since he lived it, it must count. And then another thought occurs to him, so he ignores Johnny and Yosaku’s confusion in favor of asking, “Wait, what’s the year now?”

Johnny and Yosaku stop abruptly. A bit impatient now, Zoro also stops and turns around to glare at them. They look at him as if he’s about to die. 

“Zoro-aniki…” Yosaku says, voice wobbling. “Are you really okay?” 

“Do you have a fever?” Johnny adds. 

“Does anything hurt? If you hit your head, we can fix it, I promise!”

“We’re not doctors, but we’re smart! We’re going to figure it out!”

“There’s no need to be scared. We’re here with you!” 

“Nothing’s wrong with me,” Zoro confirms with utmost confidence. He’s pretty sure not even Chopper could find anything wrong with his current body. It’s not like there is anything in East Blue that can hurt him. “So what’s the year?”

Johnny sniffles very loudly, and then winces when Zoro aims a dark look in his direction. 

“It’s 1521,” Yosaku answers, huddling closer to Johnny. 

“Oh,” Zoro says. So a year until Luffy sets sail. He still has a lot of time to find him. “Let’s go.”

“Zoro-aniki!” Yosaku wails. “Where are you even going? You’re running in circles!”

“To find Luffy,” Zoro says, as patiently as he can. Didn’t they go through this before?

“Luffy? Is that your captain?” At Zoro’s nod, Johnny frowns in confusion. “Where’s he, then?” 

This time, Zoro’s the one that stops as he abruptly realizes he has no idea where to find Luffy. He knows Luffy’s from East Blue, because that’s where they met. He knows Luffy must be from somewhere close to that Marine base town they met in, because there’s no way Luffy sailed far on his own, and he met Coby only a little bit before that. But he doesn’t know where Luffy grew up. He doesn’t even know the name of Luffy’s home island; it’s not something the crew has ever talked about. The past is the past, and it stays that way unless someone wants to share. 

Luffy never does. 

Zoro frowns, thinking. He doesn’t know where Luffy is right now, but he knows where he will be. So the best thing to do is to go to that Marine base island and wait for Luffy to show up. It’ll happen sooner or later; there’s no way Zoro came here alone without the rest of the crew. They’ll find each other eventually. 

“We’re going to the Marine base island,” Zoro declares, and starts walking again. 

Johnny throws his hands up in frustration. “Which one?!”

“There’s more than one?”

“Yes, there is more than one. So which one?”

Zoro gives it some thought. “The one with the dickhead in charge. The axe guy.”

“Axe-Hand Morgan?” Yosaku suggests. 

Sounds about right. Shit nickname for a shit person. “Yeah, that one.”

Johnny and Yosaku exchange glances. Johnny sighs, as if he’s gotten tired of something. Zoro can’t imagine what; it’s not like they were walking all that fast. “Guess we’re going to Shells Town.”

Zoro agrees, because meeting up with Luffy is the most important thing right now. If time moved, then a lot of things have changed. A lot of things can change. He’s got no idea what Luffy would want to do in a situation like his, but he’s certain the adventure will be different this time. Luffy would never allow it to stay the same. Luffy would never go on a boring adventure. 

The rest of them will just have to follow what he decides anyway. It’s not like Luffy would ever steer them wrong.

Chapter 13: Loyalty

Summary:

Before Luffy, Zoro has never considered himself a loyal person.

Chapter Text

Before Luffy, Zoro has never considered himself a loyal person.

He has honor, but that is not the same — he stands by his word when he gives it, allows his prey to lift their swords in their own defense before he takes their bounties, returns favors and kindness given to him. His ideals, in the end, have nothing to do with loyalty to one person, but are entirely dependent on his own private code of honor, and Zoro has never deluded himself otherwise.

He has only ever been loyal to one person, and the only things left of her are a sword and an unbreakable promise. Even those are more dependent on honor than loyalty — the dead do not care, but Zoro keeps himself rigidly on the straight path, determined to see this promise through.

And then, Luffy.

It is not so much a decision as a dawning realization, as he lays bleeding in a little boat, Mihawk victorious over him. But Zoro sees only Luffy — Luffy, who stood by and watched Mihawk skewer him because that’s what Zoro wanted and what Luffy promised him; Luffy, who stopped everyone else from interfering; Luffy, who jumped in as soon as Zoro’s dream was no longer a deterrent, who raged at Mihawk for hurting his nakama, even though Zoro disgraced himself by losing.

Luffy, who is his captain.

Luffy, who Zoro will follow to the end of the world, to see him become Pirate King.

He makes a promise then, to Luffy, the second promise he ever made on Wado Ichimonji and one just as important as the first.

He does not break this one either.

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Zoro may not have been loyal before Luffy, but he has always been proud. That, at least, has not changed. 

He’s not the kind of man to resort to violence at the smallest of slights. He lets his crew manhandle him without (much) complaint. He ignores insults to his intelligence without even a change in expression. He shrugs and bears it when people he doesn’t know spout useless crap about his reputation.

But there are things he takes personally. His swords. His dream. His crew. Luffy

So when the hyena bastard in the ramshackle bar in Jaya insults three out of four of those things, he damn well wants to slice him into ribbons. 

But Luffy doesn’t want him to. Luffy says to stop, so Zoro stops. Luffy says not to hit them back, no matter what, so Zoro doesn’t, and allows himself to be beaten black and blue. Because that is what Luffy wants, and his pride is a small price to pay, when his captain wants to win

They get beaten up and thrown out with mocking jeers. Zoro doesn’t feel ashamed even for a moment.

Luffy, as always, knows exactly what to do.

Zoro has never been afraid of death.

Not as a little kid, waving more swords than he could carry and getting beaten in a dojo every day. Not as a teenager, wandering alone and collecting bounties from some of the most dangerous criminals in the East Blue. Not even now, as a pirate sailing on the Grand Line, facing death every day, and refusing to look away. 

There are things Zoro is afraid of, but death has never been one of them. 

So there is no hesitation in him when he places his swords on the ground and kneels in front of Kuma, begging him to take his head. 

There are reasons that Zoro does not want to die. He still hasn’t fulfilled his dream. It would bring dishonor to both himself and Kuina’s spirit to fail at achieving their goal. But even more, it would be dishonorable to achieve it, and be unworthy of the position. 

He wants to become the world’s greatest swordsman. But what is the worth of a swordsman who could not even protect his own captain? Should Luffy die, reaching his dream would be an empty, unfulfilling thing. 

Zoro will not allow for his dream to be degraded in that way.

So he kneels, and begs Kuma to kill him instead. That would, indeed, be a worthy way to die. 

The second time he kneels is also for Luffy, but this one… This one, he will tell no one. 

There are a lot of things Zoro has found out he is willing to do for Luffy. Fight for him. Win for him. Die for him. But he has never thought he would be ready to bear such disgrace for anyone.

After seeing Luffy’s message in the newspapers, he is proven wrong once again. 

He doesn’t even hesitate. He kneels on the cold stone floor, and bends his neck in supplication even as Mihawk looks on in disappointment and disgust. He begs his greatest enemy to teach him, and he does it for Luffy. Because Luffy almost died. Because the crew could not protect him. Because Zoro has to be so much stronger, strong enough that no one can threaten his crew and captain again. 

So he tosses his pride aside and begs, because that is what Luffy needs of him right now.

He will never share this with anyone. He will keep it from Luffy, because Luffy will know exactly what this means, the dishonor this single decision brings.

Zoro will become the world’s greatest swordsman. But, before that, he will have always been Dracule Mihawk’s student. 

The disgrace of it will follow him for the rest of his life. 

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Zoro never believed in god. 

Not when he was a kid, and Kuina died, and some people in the village claimed it was fate or the will of god; nothing could be done. Not on Skypiea, when one man was so powerful that he could subjugate a whole island and make them acknowledge his godhood. Certainly not on Sabaody, where he met the so-called gods on earth, and watched them defeated under Luffy’s hands. 

Zoro has no need for faith in a bodiless, all-powerful being he has never seen with his own eyes. He has no need for belief in a cosmic entity that could make his life better if only he would pray to them. Zoro believes only in things he sees and knows; himself, his crew, his swords. They have not failed him yet. Zoro knows they never will. 

In Wano, some people call Luffy a god. Zoro’s not really surprised. What he did in the last battle, what he did to Kaidou… Well, Zoro’s seen how people treated Enel all the way back in Skypiea. He knows what awe does to people. 

But Luffy’s not a god. Luffy’s human, painfully, beautifully so. He laughs and cries and hurts, and is so stupid and so clever at the same time, and Zoro doesn’t understand how anyone could think otherwise. Robin talks about Joyboy and ancient deities, and Jimbei mentions Nika and freedom and laughter. It fits Luffy, as much as anything can fit a person like him, but Zoro believes only in what he sees with his own eyes. Luffy’s not a god. 

And the thing is, he doesn’t have to be. 

Zoro never believed in god. But he believes in Luffy. Will believe in Luffy until their dreams are fulfilled, or until he’s six feet under. No other options exist, not for himself or for the rest of the crew.

Either Luffy will be king, or they’ll all be dead. Zoro needs no faith other than that.

Chapter 14: Guard Dog

Summary:

Luffy, and his guard dog.

Chapter Text

“Call off your dog,” the bounty hunter says as firmly as he can. Considering the fact that Zoro’s holding a tip of his sword under his chin, it’s not firm at all. “If you’re not a coward, fight me yourself.” 

“Huh?” Luffy says, one finger stuck in his ear. “I don’t have a dog.”

The bounty hunter looks at Zoro in disbelief. Zoro shrugs, because that’s just how Luffy is. Metaphors fly over his head. 

“Is Zoro done fighting this guy?” Luffy asks. “Nami said we’re ready to leave.”

“Aye, captain,” Zoro says immediately. Luffy nods and wanders off, losing all interest in Zoro’s beaten opponent. The tip of Zoro’s blade draws a thin line of blood as he presses the sword more firmly. 

The bounty hunter tries to sneer. “What, waiting for your captain to leave so you can kill for him? Everyone knows Straw Hat is a soft touch. Does he even know you murder people behind his back?”

It’s a pathetic effort on his part to delay the inevitable. Luffy knows every part of Zoro; there’s no need to hide anything from him. 

But Zoro’s not going to explain this to a dead man. Instead, he leans in and says, “Woof,” directly into the man’s ear, even as he slits his throat. 

He doesn’t have to explain anything to a dead man. But Zoro will be damned if he doesn’t make it clear exactly where his loyalties lie to a person who accused Luffy of holding him on a leash. 

As if Zoro would ever need a leash to stay by Luffy’s side.

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