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VProtocol
4:32 PM
Skye
Good afternoon
It’s that time of the month again
Domain expansion
Hey I know what Im about to say is a very “new agent” thing but
What does this mean.
Are we choosing someone to sacrifice or
Skye
No no
No sacrificing yet
I’m asking who took the last cookie out of the jar
Domain expansion
Oh
Not me
didn know a protocol cookie jar even existed
Geico
Hey!!! Not to also sound new-agent-core even though I’ve been here for like a year but!!!!!
What does “no sacrificing yet” mean!! Why the yet!
Brb
Don’t worry about it
Geico
WORRYING
Well I didnt eat the last cookie so!!! PLEASE DONT SACRIFICE ME I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR 😞
Skye
Haha dont worry
Im just playing with you
Brb
I’m not.
You’re next Gekko.
Geico
😨😨😨
Skye
No he’s not
Stop scaring him Yoru
Brb
fine
Geico
Thanks Skye!!!!!!! I almost shat my pants
Skye
No problem
and please dont shit yourself!
Geico
ok i wont 🙏
anyways uh about the cookies
bomx4
Whodunnit⁉️
Cause its NOT me
Brb
I eat my own cookies thank you very much
Nano
I mean technically those cookies are also yours because it’s the shared cookie jar for the entire protocol
Including you
But less for you more for me so pop off!
Brb
…
Nano
Also Raze and I didn’t do it we’ve been tinkering with maxbot all day in the workshops
GO GO GO
Please dont tell me you added the fortnite default dance feature
Nano
We added the fortnite default dance feature
GO GO GO
😭
Skye
Hey Neon! You wouldn’t happened to have been in the pantry in the past hour right
GO GO GO
Nah i’ve been in the training range w Jett
bomx4
Can confirm
Also Phoenix is here but he’s literally beefing with a pillar rn
Skye
Well that’s great
Geico
What’d the pillar do to him????
Brb
He ran into it like a dumbass while running from a training bot
Funniest shit I’ve ever seen
Sage
Is he okay?
bomx4
A ok
Just pissed off 💀
Sage
That’s good
bomx4
Sage do u have a clue on who ate the last cookie
Cause ik you never take it
Sage
I’m not sure
It’s not Reyna though
Skye
Breach is with me in the gym
Whose left…
bomx4
Viper’s also out she never eats out of the shared cookie jar
Omen never eats period so
@Toaster yo
Toaster
I am literally a robot
bomx4
You can never be too sure who knows
Maybe you shoved it up your charging port or something
Toaster
…
I’m ignoring that
bomx4
ykw yeah i would too.
Toaster
It’s not me or Brimstone
WORLD MULTIPLIED
Me and Harbor are chillin together
No cookies to be seen!
count us out
Skye
Hmm I see
Thanks Astra
@shock dart @ggggive me a corpse @dead @oui @Faded
dead
I didn’t know a shared cookie jar existed until just now
Skye
Fair
bomx4
@ggggive me a corpse @shock dart @Faded @oui WAKE UP‼️
shock dart
...
ggggive me a corpse
Heyyy Sova nice hair you got today
😁
shock dart
My hair is not special today, Cypher
you ate it
bomx4
He ate your hair??????
shock dart
No the cookie
Cypher ate the last cookie
ggggive me a corpse
ALEXANDER “SASHA” NOVIKOV
I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING
shock dart
Not when it comes to the cookie jar, Aamir El Amari
Geico
Hey not to sound new noob agent but WHO is SASHAY 😭⁉️
AND WHO IS AAMIR??!?!
Faded
Just Sova and Cypher’s real names
I was sleeping until 5 minutes ago
But I see that I no longer need to prove my innocence anymore
ggggive me a corpse
Sova my measured friend
Why would you do this to me
My heart. BROKEN
shock dart
Why are you so overdramatic…
Stop whining
You did this to yourself
ggggive me a corpse
hic
sob
sniff
shock dart
…
@a corpse Shut Cypher up please
ggggive me a corpse
Omen’s taking a nap
Shut me up yourself :)
shock dart
I’ll fly my owl drone into your mouth
…
On second thought, it doesn’t deserve that
I’ll just have to shoot you
ggggive me a corpse
That’s hot
shock dart
Cypher
For god’s sake
Roaster
Yo Look gang I really dig your enthusiasm in the cookie jars
But please move the flirting to dms yeah??
I fr had to pause my training when I saw these notifs on my watch cause I thought you guys were writin the script to a gay porno
shock dart
To a what
…
ggggive me a corpse
We can make Phoenix’s thought process real!
Roaster
AYO???
shock dart
Absolutely not
Dms, Cypher
Skye
I turn on dnd for 3 minutes to focus on working out and this is what I come back to
shock dart
I’m so sorry, Skye
Skye
It’s all good
Thanks for ratting Cypher out
shock dart
No problem
Geico
Not to be nosy but! What are you dming Cypher about?
bomx4
Precisely to be nosy, WHATS GOING ON IN DMS SOVA
shock dart
its nothing
Roaster
Nah… Sova turned on Freaky Mode 🥵💦👅
Geico
WHY THE EMOJIS 😭😭😭
shock dart
Phoenix…
Bomb
That’s not the only thing hes turning on alright
shock dart
Raze please
Nano
She opened her phone just to type that and immediately went back to making maxbot boogie
God I love my gf
GO GO GO
I left for like 5 minutes to find my earbuds
What the HELL did I miss
bomx4
omg Neon ur back
Cypher and Sova are back at it again
GO GO GO
Damn…
Geico
Damn…
Domain expansion
Damn.
Brb
There is something deeply wrong with this groupchat
GO GO GO
I think we’re all well aware of that thanks
Geico
Wait so like is Cypher the sacrifice???
Brb
Yes
Skye
No
Brb
Ok no then
Skye
There is no sacrifice
Geico
OH OK thank god
bomx4
R u sure Skye
Last month Phoenix got castrated for being the culprit
Geico
WHAT⁉️⁉️😨
Roaster
DID NOT
ggggive me a corpse
Please dont castrate me I greatly need my dick
Roaster
What for bruv
ggggive me a corpse
:)
Roaster
…
bomx4
Back to training!
5:44 PM
a corpse
…
ggggive me a corpse
Good afternoon, Omen!
a corpse
Good night
Domain expansion
…Didn’t you just wake up, Omen?
ggggive me a corpse
Good night, Omen!
Domain expansion
oh ok