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Welcome to the chat!
Penelope Garcia has added 7 people to the chat
Penelope Garcia has changed Emily Prentiss's name to Goth
Penelope Garcia has changed Jennifer Jareau's name to FBI Barbie
Penelope Garcia has changed Spencer Reid's name to Boy Genius
Penelope Garcia has changed Aaron Hotchner's name to Scary
Penelope Garcia has changed Derek Morgan's name to Hot Stuff
Penelope Garcia has changed David Rossi's name to Father
Penelope Garcia has changed Penelope Garcia's name to Baby girl
Baby girl has changed chat name to My babies
My Babies
12:36am March 13, 2024
Father: Alright who did this
Baby Girl: Me!
Goth: That was years ago Penelope
Scary: Don't make me regret this Garcia
Hot Stuff: It is midnight Baby Girl why are you doing this rn
Baby Girl: I missed my babies, sue me
Father: I don't mind mine
FBI Barbie: I second that
Boy Genius: I third that
Scary: Spencer Reid what are you doing up?
Boy Genius: Uh I am talking to my friends?
Scary: I thought we decided that it was late and you aren't feeling good so you should go to bed
Boy Genius: I am not a baby, I can't make my own sound decisions
Scary: Then why were you asleep on the couch an hour ago with Tangled playing in the background
Goth: cuz Tangled is a film masterpiece
FBI Barbie: Don't get into it Em
Goth: y?
FBI Barbie: Do you really want to get in the middle of an argument between a man who's name is Scary and an exhausted Spencer Reid?
Goth: oh no I dont
Goth: best of luck to you spence
Boy Genius: Thanks for trying Emily
Scary: You need sleep Spencer
Boy Genius: No I don't
Baby Girl: Guys I just got a text
Baby Girl: The coffee for the office is on back order
Boy Genius: Night guys
My Babies
1:06 am March 13, 2024
Baby Girl: Did it work?
Scary: Yes, he was out like 5 minutes after you said it.
Goth: what
Baby Girl: Hotch asked me to lie to Spencer to get him to go to bed
Scary: That makes me sound like a horrible person
Scary: I promise it is for the good of the groupSo
FBI Barbie: Completely valid
FBI Barbie: I never want to be in a room with Spencer after an all nighter again
FBI Barbie: Wait Em why are you up
Goth: I don't want to sleep
FBI Barbie: Emily.
Goth: k
Hot Stuff: Whipped
My Babies
7:12am March 13, 2024
Boy Genius: Is there coffee or not?
Baby Girl: Yes
Boy Genius: Yay
Scary: You still don't need to have too much today Spencer
Boy Genius: Why not?
Scary: Spencer you spent 30 minute spinning in your chair yesterday because you had so much coffee
Boy Genius: That wasn't the coffee
Boy Genius: That was the autism
Scary: Still
Boy Genius: Ugh
Boy Genius: Fine dad
Scary: Never call me that again honey
Boy Genius: Yeah I realized right after I pressed send
My Babies
8:26am March 13, 2024
Goth: hotch
Scary: Yes Prentiss
Goth: me and JJ might be a couple minutes late
Scary: Is there a reason for that?
Goth: JJ's favorite oatmeal added berries to it
Goth: she got super overstimulated and needed a little bit
Goth: I am working on getting her ready rn
Scary: Understood Emily, take all the time you need.
Scary: She can come steal anything from the drawer I have for Spencer if she needs some sensory toys.
Baby Girl: And she can come sit in my office if she needs
Baby Girl: It gets super dark in here
Goth: thx guys
Goth: try not to mention anything when she gets here
Goth: she's feeling a bit non verbal rn
Scary: Oh poor girl
Scary: Just let her know im here if she needs anything.
Boy Genius: Me too
Hot Stuff: and me
Baby girl: Me too obvi
Baby Girl: Gotta do whatever my sweet JJ needs
Father: Me too
Goth: you guys are awesome
Goth: I gotta go
Goth: the princess is calling
Baby Girl: Go take care of my girl
My Babies
9:52am March 13, 2024
FBI Barbie: Can someone bring my Tea off my desk?
FBI Barbie: Im in Garcias office
Scary: I'm sending one of the assistants to grab it and bring it to you
Scary: It's the new girl so it might take her a few more minutes
FBI Barbie: Thank you Hotch
Scary: Of course JJ
Scary: How are you feeling
FBI Barbie: Better
FBI Barbie: Still not all together yet but I'm calming down
Scary: Good
Scary: Let me know if you need anything.
Hot Stuff: Look at Hotch being a little softy
Boy Genius: You should see him at home when I am having a bad day
Boy Genius: He will do anything to make me happy again
Boy Genius: He acts like he just puts up with it but I know he loves watching documentarys and cuddling on the couch
Scary: I tolerate it
Scary: But if Spencer loves it
Scary: Then I love it
Baby Girl: AWWWWWWWWWW
Baby Girl: That was adorable
Baby Girl changed Scary's name to Softy
FBI Barbie: I don't think this is my Tea
Softy: What do you mean JJ
FBI Barbie: idk
Softy: Are you okay JJ
FBI Barbie: mhm
Goth: omw
My Babies
11:27am March 13, 2024
Goth: we are on our way back
Softy: Is everything okay Emily?
Goth: yea she just needed to chill for a minute
Softy: Did you figure out who's drink it was
Baby Girl: It was coffee
Baby Girl: She spit it out
Baby Girl: Onto my carpet
Hot Stuff: I think you will be okay Baby Girl
Baby Girl: Oh yeah im fine
Baby Girl: As long as Jay is okay im perfectly fine
FBI Barbie: Thank you guys for all the help
FBI Barbie: It really means a lot to me
Boy Genius: Of course JJ
Boy Genius: We just want you happy
Softy: Anytime JJ
Softy: Just let us know anything you need
Hot Stuff: Damn still going softy
Boy Genius: Shut up Der
Hot Stuff: I'm just pulling his leg pretty boy
Hot Stuff: yk im always here for you Jayje
Baby Girl: Always Jay
Baby Girl: Love you cutie pie
Goth: penny
Baby Girl: Yes lovely
Goth: back off of my wife
Baby Girl: Ma'am yes ma'am
My Babies
2:03pm March 13, 2024
Hot Stuff: Alright
Hot Stuff: Fess up
Hot Stuff: Who took my coffee