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The 100th is known for being close like really close, they slept in puppy piles, ate breakfast together, flew together. So it should come as no shock that they shower together.
Yes they shower together, it's a means of comfort, Bradys excuse is you won't be crying alone.
So once this started, Bucky started writing some rules, he has them posted outside the showers.
It's framed and everything.
And they are something, that's for dam sure.
Lets get into it, shall we.
Rule number one, group showers happen after missions, but you can request one if your feeling down. We get it.
Rule number two, Curt is the group shower coordinator or bookie, depending on who your talking to. Just talk to him if you wanna request a group shower or find out the schedule.
Rule number three, if you can't find Curt, find Dickie he has the schedule written down somewhere.
Rule number four, this one is important, no looking below the waist unless it's your lover. Then have at it.
Rule number five, don't drop the soap, Brady plays grab ass. He thinks it's funny.
Rule number six, don't invite Smokey he takes his pipe everywhere, you'll be coughing the entire time.
Rule number seven, don't invite Stormy either, that man never fucking shuts up about cumulus clouds, like how many facts about cumulus clouds could you possibly have.
Rule number eight, couple showers are different from group showers, whatever you do, do not butt in on a couple shower. It's there moment, let them have their moment. We rarely get them, and we never know if it's our last one.
Rule number nine, whatever you do, for the love of everything holy. Do not go into the shower room on Wednesday that's Kidd and Hardings showering time, you'll thank me later.
Rule number ten, if you're a replacement reading this, go see Bubbles he's got a laser pointer and a presentation for you.
Rule number eleven, if you have the attention span of a boot, then Rosie has Bubbless presentation on paper for you.
Rule number twelve, Nash for the love of god, stop bringing Helen, we love her to pieces, and we are happy for you, but her boobies are a distraction.
Rule number thirteen, if you faint because of Helens boobs, we can't help you. You put yourself in this situation, Nash hasn't leaned how to read apparently or listen.
Rule number fourteen, Meatball is not allowed in the shower room, we have been unclogging husky hair from the drain for months now.
Rule number fifteen, Meatball is allowed only when DeMarco brings fancy soap, no fancy soap equals no Meatball capeesh?
Rule number sixteen, Bubbles loves bubbles, he enjoys throwing them at you or giving you a bubble beard don't stop him, you will have a very angry Crosby on your hands.
Rule number seventeen, Crosby will get things out of your hair, knots, food, moss, a watch, a piece of someone. But it comes at a price, so see him for baseline rates.
Rule number eighteen, no bubble fights, because we had an incident where someone slipped and hurt themselves.
Rule number nineteen, if Meatball is in there, please contribute washing him.
Rule number twenty, don't have a problem with me and Buck washing each others hair, it's a intricate ritual it is not to be disturbed.
Rule twenty one, Curt and Dickie don't disturb them, just don't trust me.
Rule number twenty two, don't eat the food out of Hams hair, he's mostly likely saving it for later.
Rule number twenty three, don't look at the weird ass mole that Douglass has on his stomach, we don't know either.
Rule number twenty four, don't ask why Hambone pokes said mole, and makes a weird sound. He's Ham we stopped asking a very very long time ago.
Rule number twenty five, I am allowed to sing, nobody can stop me, anyone who tries you'll be banned from group showers for a week.
Rule number twenty six, Winks and Ken are needed to be dragged here, because they forget and they stink to high heaven.
Rule number twenty seven, we do not recommend using the hoses that they use on the B-17s but if Ken or Winks smell like dead fish ass, please do. Because we don't want to shower with them smelling like that.
Rule number twenty eight, make sure Ken takes off his beanie, he always forgets.
Rule number twenty nine, the flower smelling soaps belong to Rosie, we will know if you steal them, because Rosie is the only one who can smell like roses why do you think we call him Rosie, other than the fact his last name is Rosenthal.
Rule number thirty, Blakely is to be supervised, but don't supervise him to hard, or you might end up sideways later.