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So the 100th and Easy Companys relationship was like a divorced couple that still hung out with each other from time to time.
They were chaotic together, it's best to keep them as far away from each other as humanly possible.
But when do they come together, it's well one hell of a shindig.
So they have rules ish, Kidd made this spreadsheet so people could add there own rules, and everytime Easy Company comes around Kidd passes it around, so the 100th maybe behaves.
They don't but it's the thought that counts.
So lets look into this mess shall we.
Rule number one: They are as werid as us, because they jump out of a perfectly good airplane, so don't try to be normal around them your fine.
Rule number two: Ham stop trying to steal Toye's brass knuckles, you can't have them.
Rule number three: Stop comparing Nix and Dick to Buck and Bucky, they are not the same.
Rule number four: No we aren't having a doggy wedding between Trigger and Meatball.
Rule number five: Dickie is blond, and Dick is a ginger stop getting them confused.
Rule number six: The line dancing has to stop, because you guys are scarily good.
Rule number seven: Blakely stop trying to get into there pants.
Additionally Licking their boots isn't a loophole.
Rule number eight: Yes they are called Easy Company, but that doesn't mean they are easy to get into bed just ask Blakely.
Rule number nine: Yes Speirs is scary, just stay away unless you have a death wish like Murphy.
Rule number ten: Don't even tempt to beat them at baseball, you aren't going to win.
Rule number eleven: Stop picking on Dike, I know it's funny you can make him cry, but it's mean.
Rule number twelve: Yes There's two Smokeys, but one chews tobacco, the other one smokes a pipe it's easy to remember people.
Rule number thirteen: Whatever you do keep Babyface, and Quinn away from Luz, the pranks oh dear god. We are still finding Whoopee Cushions, it's been six months.
Rule number fourteen: Doc Roe has resting bitch face or eat shit and die face whichever you prefer, so please don't ignore him because of it.
Rule number fifteen: Bubbles and Babe are not to be disturb, they are so wholesome, you can watch them pick dandelions for five hours and not be bored.
Rule number sixteen: Don't steal Spina's hat, just don't, he has a shovel and he's not afraid to use it.
Rule number seventeen: Crosby and Liebgott are not allowed in the same room, they have beef and they will girl fight.
Rule number eighteen: Babyface and Jackson are not to be left unattended, the last time they were left unattended they ended up in Scotland some how.
Rule number nineteen: Shames does not have volume control but that does not mean you guys can scream right back at him.
Additionally: This rule is directed towards Curt, Bucky, DeMarco, Hambone, and Douglass.
Rule number twenty: Nobody is allowed to take a paratrooper with them on a mission, they aren't trained for that.
Additionally: They can't be use as a good luck charm DeMarco, put Skinny down.