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we are (the strawhats!) -
namimimi: guys i need help
captainusopp: with what, nami?
namimimi: the damn science homework, like bro it's literally college level 😭
captainusopp: bro i'm still trying to figure out math
mosshead (/a): shoot i forgot to do my science homework
lemon: zoro it's literally due tomorrow…
lemon: i can come to your house to help tho 🥰
mosshead (/a): i'd rather have Luffy tutor me than you.
lemon: ouch
rubberduck: HOLD UP WE HAD HOMEWORK???
soulkingbrook: Record scratch!
FRANKYYYYYYYYYY: That's not very super of you, Luffy 😕
namimimi: i still can't get over the fact that this chat is made of an old man, a married couple, and a bunch of high-schoolers
robin: Why are you guys discussing homework in my presence?
captainusopp: ok but its not the history hw you gave us
robin: Fair, but still. You could've atleast discussed this in another chat.
lemon: we have no other ones with all of us (minus you old people)
FRANKYYYYYYYYYY: I am not old, Sanji!!!
mosshead (/a): sucks to be u
rubberduck: i have too many chats honestly
namimimi: that's because you have too many friends
rubberduck: you can never have too many friends, nami!
rubberduck: being lonely is not fun
soulkingbrook: I can confirm. 😔
namimimi: not to mention your huge ass family
rubberduck: its a family of 5 (+1) come on
robin: Luffy is right. His family size is actually quite average.
namimimi: okay but to me it looks big
soulkingbrook: May I ask, what does the +1 mean? Are you having a sibling?
rubberduck: oh noooo im the last child!! im referring to sabo
rubberduck: y'know gotta count the boyfriends too
soulkingbrook: Oh, ok! I'm sorry for my assumption
rubberduck: its all good brook i know your just trying to be smart
lemon: *you're
lemon: and yes i can confirm luffy is in fact the last
robin: Elaborate?
lemon: quoting ace, "if i were to get another sibling, not adopted, i'd chop off my ears"
mosshead (/a): what does that mea
mosshead (/a): oh
namimimi: i did not need that information but ok
namimimi: NOW WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO QUESTION 47
captainusopp: CAN ALL OF YOU STOP PINGING MY PHONE I CAN'T FOCUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
mosshead (/a): turn off your notifs then
rubberduck: anyways im in a literal PANIC rn i am so dead
lemon: jokes on all of you i finished mine
robin: I think that is obvious, Sanji.
namimimi: i really need to change your name robin
robin: I don't see the need, but ok?
namimimi has changed 1 name!
niccori: What is this supposed to mean?
chopper: it sounds cool
chopper: man i haven't been on this app in a while!
namimimi: congratulations on bringing the milk back
namimimi: and well, you know, your name is Nico Robin and it's kind of a reference to something
captainusopp: oh my GOD, nami you're a vocaloid fan??
namimimi: wait are you 😲
captainusopp: this only reinforces our friendship 😁
captainusopp: in other words yeah
namimimi: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LET'S GO
FRANKYYYYYYYYYY: Such a heartwarming moment! Two people united over a common interest…
soulkingbrook: Isn't this how people usually make friends?
mosshead (/a): key word: usually
mosshead (/a): but we're all here because a certain idiot dragged us here
rubberduck: i'm not an idiot 😢
lemon: common sense would like to object
rubberduck: all of you. muted
niccori: Is he serious?
mosshead (/a): i can't tell
captainusopp: wait let me ping him
captainusopp: @rubberduck @rubberduck
rubberduck has their notifications turned off! 💤
captainusopp: okay he's serious
namimimi: smh can't take the truth
FRANKYYYYYYYYYY: Be nicer, Nami! 😡
lemon: you can't make her nicer that's just the way nami's built
mosshead (/a): true true
niccori: She is quite the hothead. Spicier than Sanji, honestly.
lemon: HUHHHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭
soulkingbrook: I don't understand this.
soulkingbrook: Can anybody explain?
namimimi: it's ok brook you don't need to know
soulkingbrook: Okay, I'm searching it up.
captainusopp: we're cooked
soulkingbrook: Interesting remark, Robin.
niccori: 😌
lemon: guys i do NOT tolerate this slander
mosshead (/a): it's true though nami is 100x better than you
lemon: SOBBING AND CRYING RN
mosshead (/a): deserved
chopper: i can't believe we're having relationship drama before the school dance
rubberduck: THE WHAT NOW???