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Buck 🥰
clothes shopping is so annoying
you're shopping for clothes?
or is chris getting new stuff?
it's that or walk around naked
well with a body like yours... 😉
thanks
but I think athena would lock me up forever
I'd visit you in prison
would you sneak me in cakes with nail files inside them?
absolutely
okay, so I can just leave this store and begin my new naked life then
😂
are you saying you're naked right now?
you wish 😉
no, I’m clothed
😉
so what're you shopping for?
specifically
I know clothes
I need some new things
which one of these do you think?
img_75 (two basic henleys, side by side, one dark blue and one dark red)
why are you asking me that?
we both know you're just gonna get both of them
We're hanging out and you're helping me
oh
hm
both huh?
they both look good
and you do love your henleys
they're soooo comfy
they look comfy
anyway that's my vote
both
alright
both it is
now I need to get new jeans too
you know you could've told me you had to go shopping
I would've come with
you're welcome to join me
where are you?
nevermind
you only know like 2 stores
😅
I can be there in 20
great
I'll help you find the perfect jeans to show off that ass 😉
that's exactly what I expect you to do
I promise not to disappoint
if you do a good job I'll shout you lunch
I will do such a good job
the best job
ohh ... there's a sale on hoodies
i'm getting in the car now
good
I’ll be there soon
awesome
see you soon
👍
you'll find me trying on hoodies
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hey
are you busy?
hiii
depends, what do you want?
can you be my taste tester?
definitely
I'm trying to figure out which is the ultimate choc chip cookie recipe
ohhh
and I need someone to help
and you need me to try every batch?? 😍
yes
exactly
I am so there
but I need you here so that you can have them warm out of the oven
great
well, of course
I don't want COLD cookies
you're gonna have to try some cold later
for best results I need to know which cookies taste the best ALL THE TIME
hm
so we taste them when they come out of the oven, and then again once they've cooled
chris can try those ones
eddie
yes?
c’mon
as if you're gonna say no when I offer them to you
cold or not
fiiiiine
I'll eat so many of your excellent cookies my new jeans won't fit anymore
then we'll just have to get you new ones again
😩
more clothes shopping
hey! i thought we had fun
it was great
any time spent with you is great
🥰
well then hurry up and get over here
just bundling chris into the car
and maybe I'll let you lick a spoon
oooh
👅
yep
that's what you use to lick things
😂
omg just get here
we're about to leave
save some chocolate for us
always
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Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
yeah?
you okay?
omg what took you so long
I need HeLp
I left my phone on the bench
what’s wrong?
I have a splinter
I can't get it out
ouch
where?
in my hand
do you have any tweezers?
sure, in my first aid kit
I also have a splinter probe
but they're not WORKING
okay, so have you tried using that stuff?
ah
it's in my good hand
please come and help me
you want my help?
oh, are you busy?
no
not at all
well then, yes
I want your help
for a splinter?
… yes?
okay 😅
I'll come but I'm never letting you live this down
rude
eddie diaz, army medic, defeated by a splinter
😒
look, just come over here and hold my poor injured hand for me, will you?
😇
I’m on my way
good
thanks buck
maybe you can stay awhile
sure
awesome
I'll come keep an eye on you and make sure you don't get anymore splinters 😉
yes. I need supervision
what would you do without me?
I never want to find out
and you won't cause you're STUCK WITH ME 😜
good
you're stuck with me too
good
hey maybe you should stop texting until I get there
don't wanna make the splinter worse 😉
otherwise I might have to take you to the hospital
you're right, I'm fading
losing use of my hand
might be gangrenous at this point
HOLD ON, EDDIE
I’M COMING
STAY WITH ME
I know what will save me
what?
I need you to kiss it better
only way to heal this kind of injury
I can do that
if you want
great
I'll hold on as best I can until you get here and save me
I mean, unless it's actually gangrenous
I'm not kissing that
good idea
alright I’m almost there
I can’t wait to see you
I mean if you're that desperate you can always go to my insta
I can’t do that
'cause of my hand, you see
ohhhh right
of course
well lucky for you I'm pulling up
excellent
let yourself in, I'm in the kitchen
coming
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FUCK
now?
OWWWW
HUH?
what’s happened?
what did you do?
I just smashed my toe 😭
ooooooouch
omg I’m dying
what angle is your toe sticking at?
idk
it just hurts
what if it’s broken?
okay, I’m on my way
omg how embarrassing
imagine if I've broken my toe just from walking in off the balcony 😭
you’re gonna be fine
I’m gonna fix it all
you are?
yep
you’re amazing
thanks buck
feel like I should be thanking you
go ahead 😊
thank you eddie 😍
you’re very welcome
how long til you get here?
traffic's pretty light, I should be there in 10 mins
uggghhhhh so long
sing a song while you wait
what song?
idk
... bat out of hell
that goes for like 10 mins
idk that song
👀
time to educate yourself
open youtube
do I have to?
I'm not gonna force you
okay fine I'll listen to it
good boy
😊
are you here yet?
just parked
😍
I’ll be there in a sec
I’ll be here
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you're not busy, right?
not especially
why?
I thought you might like to come over and hang out with the world's best kid who misses you like crazy
and I’ll be home too
picture me racing down the stairs and flinging myself into my car in my rush to come over
I am picturing you
some very impressive acrobatics
I’m very acrobatic
I didn't know you could do a flying somersault
there's a lot you don't know about me
good thing I have permission to imagine it all
you do
you can imagine anything and everything you like
👀
what an offer
do you mean it?
well
I'd rather you don't imagine me tripping and falling on my face
but yeah
😅
don't hurt me in your imagination please
alright
are you being kind to the me in your head?
I'm being beyond good to the you in my head
beyond good??
mhm
what are you doing to me?
.............
I’m not telling you
it’s private
only I'm allowed in my head
it involves ME
imaginary you
still me!
independent OF you
alright, I'll tell you what
if you can GUESS what I'm thinking, I'll tell you if you're right
oooohhhh
do I have unlimited guesses?
no
you have ... two guesses
TWO!?!??
yes
come on give me at least 5
FIVE??
yeah!
no way
4?
uh uh
20?
............
😇
okay okay, 3?
please?
..... fine
3
okay
wow I'm all anxious now
only 3 chances to find out…
you'll never get it
are you imagining giving me a massage?
… no
okay um
are you imagining...... something sexual?
...............
well
I guess that depends on your definition of sexual
???
sexual is sexual!
yeah
but what YOU consider sexual might not be sexual for ME
and vice versa
omg what the hell
what?
you’re confusing me
just tell me what you're imagining?
nuh uh
you have one guess left
damn
okay
are you imagining us kissing?
… I wasn’t
😩
what's that emoji for?
does this mean you're not gonna tell me???
oh
I guess not
I'm gonna be forever jealous of the me in your head now
why?
you don't know what I'm doing to him
cause he knows what's happening
you said it was beyond good!
😂
hey
yeah?
did you want me to be kissing you?
in my imagination
just seems like a ... strange? thing to guess
you said I'd never guess
so I was trying to think of things that were.... a bit out there?
oh
plus you also said our definition of sexual might be different
right
and I thought maybe you saw kissing as really sexual whereas in my mind it's just foreplay
idk
.............
was it weird that I guessed that?
idk
it's no weirder than what I was actually thinking
I'm just surprised that you thought that I might be thinking of us kissing
............
if it's no weirder than what you're actually thinking then why are you surprised I'd think it?
well, I guess ....
I think I’m confused
honestly?
me too 😅
great
anyway um
were you serious about chris missing me?
yeah, of course
okay
I should come over then
yes please
we have a new game
I've just been sitting in my car this whole time 😅
what game?
it’s a surprise
but it’s three player
👀
alright
on my way
see you soon
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hey
hi
can you come over?
um, maybe
I need you
...........
uh
what for?
to make me a cup of coffee 🥺
........ are you serious?
yes
please?
… alright
thank you!!
you owe me
of course
anything
anything, huh?
😏
yep
I’ll remember that
good
I look forward to finding out what you want
hah. you shouldn’t
🤨
why not?
I'm gonna make you do chores for me
oh
okay
hey, you're the one who wants me to stop washing the windows and come make you coffee
so SOMEone needs to wash my windows for me
yeah and I’ll do it
you’re amazing
it's just not what I was expecting
what were you expecting?
well, you smirked
so
something sexual 😉
… are you joking?
yes
ah
haha
so funny
well done
😒
what?
you’re making fun of me
I’m not!
you’re not?
no
okay
are you still coming over?
yeah, I'm just changing my clothes
then I'll get Chris in the car and we'll come make you coffee
thank you
idk what your secret is but it always tastes better when you make it
I spit in it
...............
😂
I don’t
if you want my saliva in your mouth you can damn well ask for it
okay........
.... are you joking now?
I mean
yes
still joking?
of course
right
haha
have you left yet?
just about to
see you in about 15
15
okay
see you then
don't dehydrate before I get there
what?
'cause you're waiting for a drink
idk
oh
right
..... what did you think I meant?
nothing
alright, weirdo
see you soon
yep see you soon
drive safe
👍
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buuuuuuuuuuuck
yeah?
I need your help
are you free?
yeah
what’s wrong?
the worst of all possible things 😭
what????
it’s terrible
truly terrible
omg eddie what is it??
you’re freaking me out
I can't untangle my earbuds 😭😭😭
your......................
chris is sleeping and I want to listen to music
please
can you come and help me?
you want me to come over
because your earbuds are tangled?
yes
you ask that like it's weird
no
just
I thought something was REALLY wrong
it is!
I'm being deprived of musical sustenance
I thought you or chris might've been physically injured or something!
… oh
oh, oops
I mean yes, I'll come help
but I might need a minute to calm down first
I’m sorry
it’s okay
🫂
thanks
....... aren't you gonna hug me back?
oh
🫂
sorry
of course
thanks
okay
so
the cord's tangled?
yes
and you can't untangle it?
nope
okay
I’m on my way
you’re the best
yeah I know 😉
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eddie
hi
have you ever done origami?
I think once, in school
why d’you ask?
I picked up this origami for beginners book and it's honestly really fun
great
well done
I was wondering if you felt like coming over?
always
we could do origami together
sure
I just made a jumping frog
..... that sounds impressive
it's not as hard as it sounds 😅
I guess I’ll find out
at least that one wasn't
I wanna make a horse
can you make a horse?
yeah there's a whole section on animals
and a dinosaur, for chris
yes!!
great idea
ty
I am full of those
you are
so you’re coming over?
yep
great
you can help me with this star I've been trying to make
sure
sounds fun
😊
anything's fun with you
you’re right
I’m the most fun
you know what would be really fun?
what?
you telling me what you were thinking about with imaginary me in your head the other day
...............
you had your guesses, buck
you know this has been driving me crazy ever since you said it?
oh, has it?
interesting
I just wanna know!
I’m sure you do
I think you're enjoying this
do you?
IDK!
honestly I have no idea what's going on inside your head
me neither, it's better that way 😉
🙄
I'll see you soon, buck
yeah
see you soon
🐸
🐴
🦖
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I have troubles buck
what’s up?
my hair
it's sticking up everywhere
ooookayyyy
can you come over?
for what?
to help me
with your hair?
exactly
um
okay
you don’t want to?
no I do
great
you've just never asked me for help with your hair before
well
I’m asking now
I mean, your hair always looks so good
and after watching you with the origami the other day
after watching me................? what?
well, you're very dextrous
you mean my fingers?
yeah
oh
thanks?
you’re very welcome
anyway, I thought you could teach me some new tricks
you're clearly very skilled
I can try
how long have you been thinking about my fingers?
hm?
nothing
nevermind
do you want me to bring my hair gel?
sure
okay
should I bring anything else?
just your clever hands
and maybe a smile
I can bring those
excellent
and hey, if you're not busy today maybe we can hang out
you know, after you do my hair for me
yeah
sure
just sure?
what’s wrong with sure?
you just don't seem very enthusiastic
something wrong?
no nothing’s wrong
it’s fine
okay
.......... fine
I was married buck
I know fine doesn't mean anything good
I’m superb
superb
....that is a word, right?
Idk, it looks weird but it sounds right
yeah
anyway
I’ll head over
great
to put my hands in your hair?
yes please
I can’t wait
okay
awesome
see you soon
if you feel like giving me a scalp massage, I won't say no 😉
I've never given one before but I'd be happy to try
amazing
be there soon 👍
you're brilliant, you know that?
am I?
yeah
I think so
thanks
you’re brilliant too
thanks buck 😊
are you on your way yet?
yeah
oh shit
what??
I forgot the hair gel
oh
don’t worry about it
are you sure?
I have pomade
okay
do not go back
just get here
coming
*
hey
please tell me you're free rn
hey buck!
I can be, what's up?
I can't get the fitted sheet on my bed 😭
...........
what d'you mean?
I've been trying for FIFTEEN MINUTES okay?
wow
did it shrink in the wash?
I can't get all the corners to stay
oh damn idk? maybe?
do you need me to help tug corners on then?
yeah
okay
I've managed three corners but whenever I try to pull the 4th down they all just fksjghrskgjhrskjg
it’s okay
I’ll help you
thank you!
you’re amazing
I am, you’re right
you, me and a bed
what?
what?
you, um
what did you mean?
...... just what I said
you, me and a bed
and.... why did you say that?
............. because I'm coming over to help you ... make your bed?
I know that
but
the way you said it
what way?
you me and a bed
that doesn't sound... suggestive to you?
suggestive
yeah
like
we're gonna be in a bed together
......... are we?
no!
oh
I just mean the way you said it made it kinda sound like that
okay
so you're thinking about me in your bed
no
I mean….
now I am
…. sorry
but it’s your fault
I said sorry!
it’s okay
didn't mean to weird you out, okay?
I’m not weirded out
...... you're not?
no
thinking about us in bed together doesn't weird you out?
oh
no
I mean
what do you mean?
it's not like I was thinking anything explicit!
............ well, what were you thinking?
buck?
just… us
in bed
nothing else?
maybe kissing
..... oh
wow
really?
yeah
omg
do you want to kiss me?
maybe
only maybe
idk what you want me to say
just ... the truth
tell me what you're thinking
tell me what you want
......... okay
you
me?
me what?
what I'm thinking about
and… what I want
you
oh
you want … me
I want you
you want me?
mhm
in what way?
every way
wow
is that okay?
so kissing is an option?
if you want it to be? yes
I do
wow. me too
I really really wanna kiss you
you can
I want you to
well then
we should do something about that
we definitely should 😏
are you still coming over?
or do you want me to come to you?
I'm definitely coming over
you, me and a bed, remember?
yeah
it’s just not made yet 😅
I know that
that's why you invited me over
oh yeah
so you're gonna help me get the fitted sheet on
yep
and then.... we're gonna lie down on it?
we can do that
yeah?
mhm
great
sounds good
just good?
more than good
great
maybe even..... beyond good
maybe it is beyond good
... do you still wanna know what I was thinking about that day?
yes
desperately
I was imagining you
naked
🙈
oh!
wow
do you wanna see it for real?
👀
yes
absolutely
hurry over then 😉
on my way baby
can’t wait, gorgeous
wow
gorgeous?
of course
you're stunning, eddie
well, maybe now 'cause you helped me with my hair
I've thought you were gorgeous from the moment I first saw you
you did?
yep
wow
I didn’t know that
it pissed me off at first
I wanted to be the hottest thing in the firehouse
you are
agree to disagree on that one
sure
when will you be here?
two minutes
wow
and I can kiss you?
you’d BETTER
I will
with tongue btw
yes please
👅
I want your saliva in my mouth
..... all you have to do is ask 😉
I almost did, you know
really?
when you said that the first time
I kinda wish you had
I was scared you were just joking around
I mean, I was
but I also meant it
good
how long have we been dancing around this?
you know ... all those silly invites. were just so I could spend more time with you
I was doing the same thing!!
omg, really?
yeah 😅
I'd be lying if I said I didn't have a suspicion that you wanted to see me when you asked me to come make your coffee 😅
I just thought it was ... as friends
it was as friends
................ oh
no!
I mean
I wanted to see you
as friends but also because I wanted to see you
because I.........
??
because you....?
I’m in love with you
ohhh
buck
but when I asked you over I was just asking you over as friends
cause I didn't know, um
you know
if you wanted more than friends
that I'm in love with you
ohhhhhhh my god
you're in love with me?
yeah
big time
😍
that's the best thing I've ever heard
I want to be with you for the rest of my days
oh
I want that too
holding you. kissing you. touching you. having you touch me.
your hands in my hair some more
we can definitely do all that
fantastic
are you here yet?
um
yeah
um?
I'm standing outside your door 😅
WELL GET INSIDE YOU IDIOT
alright!
calm down
I can't be calm the love of my life is here
🥺
me?
OBVIOUSLY
wow
I haven't heard the door yet, do I need to come down there and get you?
I just don't want to interrupt you telling me you love me
I love you
I love you, buck
get in here and I'll say it to your face
omg, okay
knock knock baby
here I come
💛