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So the 100th are just idiots who know how to fly a B-17, they are loveable idiots for sure.
But one thing about them was they repeated themselves or they make no sense whatsoever.
So you have to have them repeat themselves a couple hundred times.
They also have the attention span of a fly, so Harding made this binder.
It's called the idiot binder, it's where any member of the 100th can add an idiot moment to it, and people can rent it out to make themselves feel better after a tough mission.
So lets go through it
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One.
Stormy still giving his weather report over Harding talking about the upcoming mission.
Stormy: "Wait, your still talking, sorry sir."
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Two.
Bucky was dancing around trying to get his words correctly: "Wait, wait let me try to think what I'm saying."
He ends up smacking his hand against the wall.
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Three.
Buck checking up on Blakely after a mission.
Buck: "Because I care about you Bucky, and that's not your name."
Blakely just bursts out laughing: "I feel so loved right now."
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Four.
Bubbles talking with Brady about Crosby.
Bubbles: "So he's taking Sandra to the party? And you might be wondering how I know her name is Sandra, you haven't given me that information yet."
Brady well laughing: "So you do know!"
Bubbles just looked like a deer in the headlights, before he started laughing: "Yea, Crosby asked me if it's okay."
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Five.
DeMarco coming up to Murphy to ask him something.
DeMarco: "Hey, you hear about the fair?"
Murphy just blinked at him confused, because what fair?
DeMarco: "That's not what I was supposed to ask you in the slightest."
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Six.
Friedkin trying to explain something but he kept slipping into a British accent for some reason.
Friedkin: "I'm so sorry guys, I'm supposed to be American. Sorry, Harding can I try again."
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Seven.
Curt super excited to tell Dickie something.
Curt: "I need to tell you something..."
Dickie puts down his book watching as Curt struggled to remember what it was.
Curt: "And I would tell you, if I could remember."
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Eight.
Nash gently smacking Helens face because he thought he saw a bug, Helen just looked at him confused.
Nash: "Sorry I thought it was a bug, just a freckle."
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Nine.
Hambone super nervous to talk to Douglass.
Hambone: "Hi, my names Robert."
Hambone thought about it for a second knowing Douglass was staring at him so confused.
Hambone: "No, my name is Howard. What is wrong with me today?"
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Ten.
Ken nervously talking to Rosie, Winks was trying to offer some encouragement.
Ken: "So? Who are you? Who are you from?"
Winks just face palms, because he was hopeless. He really was.
Winks: "Who are you from? Who are you from? Ken seriously."
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Eleven.
Hambone and DeMarco stealing mission plans from Hardings desk, because they wanted to know how fucked they were.
DeMarco: "So? What's up? How screwed are we?"
Hambone: "It says...."
Hambone slowly started turning it rightside up: "Nothing, because it's upside down."
He just hits his head against the desk.
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Twelve.
Bucky babbling about Buck, non stop babbling about Buck. Blakely was supposed to be giving him advice
Bucky: "He's such a jerk sometimes, how can he not realize that I love him."
Blakely spacing back in: "Oh you need me to say something? Oh I'm sorry."
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Thirteen.
Smokey trying to hand Bubbles some Jell-O, but his hands weren't working with him whatsoever.
Smokey: "Here, this will make you feel better."
He tried handing it to him, but it slipped out of his hands. So he tried catching it which just turned into a spectacle, but after many attempts he managed to catch it.
Smokey: "You saw nothing."
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Fourteen.
Bucky after having a fight with Buck.
Bucky: "I'm so over whatever attitude, you have going on."
He attempted to open the door, but he couldn't.
Bucky: "You know I would leave, if I remembered how doors work."
He continues to try to open it, well Buck was absolutely dying.
Bucky: "I wanted to make a dramatic exit."
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Fifteen.
Kidd trying to explain to Red that he has feelings for Harding.
Kidd: "No one falls in lub."
Red just blinked at him wondering what lub was exactly, he decided to pick on him for it.
Red: "What exactly is lub?"
Kidd takes off his boots and throws them at him.
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Sixteen.
Bubbles trying to explain to Crosby why they couldn't go to Regensburg and how it was a suicide mission, except he couldn't say Regensburg.
Bubbles: "We can't go to Regionsburg, Readsburg? Wait, how do you say that?"
Crosby was holding back laughter.
Crosby: "Regensburg Joey."
Bubbles continues to try and say it.
Bubbles: "We can't go to Iceburg, Reasonsburg? We can't go to the Reindeer."
Crosby was absolutely dying, making him feel a whole lot better about this mission.