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Crowley can be a bit clueless sometimes. Like now, when he's sure he was just talking to Aziraphale about...something to do with feelings? But suddenly it's all a blank and Crowley is being attacked by a man who insists he's really Hamlet!
Crowley doesn't know it yet, but Aziraphale isn't ready to hear any romantic confessions, not until Crowley is able to defeat Aziraphale's seven evil (fictional) crushes and get Aziraphale alone long enough to have a real, honest conversation. It may take a while.
Written for Do It With Style's Silver Screen Big Bang. Illustrated by yellobb and Snarky_Synesthete
This story was a lot of silly fun to write with occasional bits of sincerity that sprang up when I didn't expect them!
Thank you to yellobb and Snarky_Synesthete for your support, encouragement, betaing, and jaw-dropping art!
yellobb drew this story's absolutely epic poster art! They can be found on Ao3 and on Tumblr.
And Snarky_Synesthete did two beautiful and moving scene illustrations you'll see in later chapters. They can also be found on Ao3 and Tumblr.
Be sure to send them both some love!

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