CaptClockwork
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Finding Mr. Claus by CaptClockwork, Puzzl3cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Jan 2026
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“So, I’m thinking there’s no Mrs. Claus for you to dote on?”
"Well, I think we both know that there's no chance of a Mrs. Claus." Aziraphale joked. He knew that his nature made it obvious to anyone with eyes that he was gay in every sense of the word. "But, unfortunately, I haven't found my Mr. Claus, either."
Crowley bit his lip.
“You can’t tell the kids that there isn’t a Mrs. Claus. I’m sure you can find a man that can fill out a dress for you and play the part.”
In his mind Crowley could see himself in that role. He had enough of a chest to fill something, and his hips were curvy when he was able to eat enough.
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Crowley is down on his luck and struggling to make ends meet. When he picks up a third job as an elf at Santa's Grotto, he never expects that the Santa he finds himself working with will be so handsome – or so caring. And he could truly never expect the Christmas magic this season has in store for him.
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Hawthorn by CaptClockwork for Puzzl3cat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Nov 2025
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"Surely you must know why I have...misgivings."
"Because you love to worry about nothing. Listen, I drank this tea before, right? And-" Crowley gave a lazy wave down his body. "No bad side effects, no harm to my corporation."
Aziraphale sniffed. "Yes, if you don't count being thrown into an early heat as no bad side effects."
"I mean I definitely don't. And you're not normally one to complain about my heats, especially not when you have your knot shoved up m-"
"Yes, alright." Aziraphale interrupted, cheeks pink.
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Crowley accidentally finds out that drinking tea brewed from his garden's hawthorn berries throws him into a temporary super-heat.
Obviously, he's eager to explore this new finding with Aziraphale.
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Double Your Pleasure by CaptClockwork, Puzzl3cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Oct 2025
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Alphonse gripped Anthony's shoulders from behind, catching their gaze in the mirror.
"It's for Aziraphale, isn't it?" Alphonse challenged, but his voice was soft, like he was walking on sacred land.
"I-" Anthony croaked, but no further sound came out.
"I see how you look at him." Alphonse continued, his eyes never leaving Anthony's reflection."How you like to tease him and rile him up. From you, it's practically a love confession."
"I- it's not-" Anthony spluttered before growling and turning around, breaking Alphonse's hold on them. "You're the one with the crush on Aziraphale! Don't think I haven't noticed the showing off. Making yourself look so clever, practically doing his physics homework for him."
Alphonse just shrugged. "Well, yeah. We're both in love with him."
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In which Aziraphale's wildest dreams come true.
Series
- Part 1 of Double Your Pleasure Series
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Jet Setting by CaptClockwork, Puzzl3cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Apr 2025
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Crowley has been itching for a vacation. He figures, since they’re both free after the second War, why not invite Aziraphale? He gets a small surprise when he goes to ask, but it only adds to the excitement. What shenanigans will they get into while on their trip to America?
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The Angel and the Librarian by CaptClockwork
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
22 Jul 2019
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“I try to take special care with all the books here, new or old. They’ll all become old some day,” You explain, a bit shyly but no less honestly. “And I want to make sure they’re all preserved to enjoy as long as possible.”
Aziraphale’s eyes shine, like you had just read him the most moving poetry.
For an anonymous prompt request:
"Reader works in the historical section of a library that has a copy of just the book the Angel was looking for."
Reader's gender and name are not specified
Series
- Part 2 of Good Omens x Reader fics
Recent series
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Double Your Pleasure Series by CaptClockwork, Puzzl3cat
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Oct 2025
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Good Omens x Reader fics by CaptClockwork
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
22 Jul 2019
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Just a collection of my Good Omens reader insert stories! None of them are connected unless they specifically say so.
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- 3,263
- Works:
- 2
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The Bug In My Kitchen Thinks We Should Date by firelikestars, sunrisesinthesuburbs
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
04 Jan 2026
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Crowley's just moved to town, and if he can't find a coffee shop, if he can't have this one small luxury after a whole day of moving boxes in the rain, he's going to lose it.
The closest thing he can find is Angel Cakes. It's a dimly lit, cluttered bakery that Crowley soon finds can't stay away from (despite the lack of coffee products). The owner is unfairly beautiful, and seems to be more passionate about talking about pastries than actually selling them. Crowley is in love.
If he can manage to communicate an intelligent sentence to the angel when he sees him, that'd be great.
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The Prism Phantasma by scullyphile for rainbowworld
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Dec 2025
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Aziraphale has been looking for a rare prism rumoured to have certain…powers. When the seller turns out to be someone from his past, he knows he should walk away, but he’s determined to see the Prism Phantasma for himself. It’s awkward, but Aziraphale figures his night can’t get much worse. Then his problems multiply.
Or, what happens when a room full of doppelgangers is exposed to sex pollen?
- Language:
- English
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- 15,771
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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Bookmarked by CaptClockwork
05 Jan 2026
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Secret of the Snowfall by PietuDraws, Sexy_Lil_Emo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Dec 2025
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For as long as Crowley could remember there had always been a white stag in the forest during winter. And for just as long he had admired it from afar, though he never dared to get too close, lest he frighten the creature off, but he enjoyed watching it go about it’s business, whatever deer liked to do. It was peaceful. The previous winter, however, he had felt particularly drawn to the creature, though he didn't know why. This winter he would find out.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,131
- Chapters:
- 2/2
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- 1
- Comments:
- 26
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- 80
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Bookmarked by CaptClockwork
05 Jan 2026
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“What’s the breed?” Crowley hears himself ask.
“Ahm,” the owner sounds as if caught in something illegal. “I’m actually not sure how to answer that.”
“Large, medium or small?”
“Oh, large!” the relieved voice comes bearing a smile.
“Longhaired or shorthaired?”
“Long, I should think.”
“Basic care or styling cut?”
“Basic,” the enthusiastic voice replies, sounding as if he was on a guessing game and hoping for a lucky win.
This guy knows shit about grooming, so Crowley ends the transaction mercifully, “Be here at six, sharp.”
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Aziraphale is afraid that he will never find his soul mate. Crowley gave up looking a long time ago.
Sometimes love turns up at the most unexpected time.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,268
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
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- Comments:
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Bookmarked by CaptClockwork
03 Jan 2026