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The Bug In My Kitchen Thinks We Should Date by firelikestars, sunrisesinthesuburbs
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
04 Jan 2026
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Crowley's just moved to town, and if he can't find a coffee shop, if he can't have this one small luxury after a whole day of moving boxes in the rain, he's going to lose it.
The closest thing he can find is Angel Cakes. It's a dimly lit, cluttered bakery that Crowley soon finds can't stay away from (despite the lack of coffee products). The owner is unfairly beautiful, and seems to be more passionate about talking about pastries than actually selling them. Crowley is in love.
If he can manage to communicate an intelligent sentence to the angel when he sees him, that'd be great.
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The Prism Phantasma by scullyphile for rainbowworld
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Dec 2025
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Aziraphale has been looking for a rare prism rumoured to have certain…powers. When the seller turns out to be someone from his past, he knows he should walk away, but he’s determined to see the Prism Phantasma for himself. It’s awkward, but Aziraphale figures his night can’t get much worse. Then his problems multiply.
Or, what happens when a room full of doppelgangers is exposed to sex pollen?
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05 Jan 2026
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Secret of the Snowfall by PietuDraws, Sexy_Lil_Emo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Dec 2025
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For as long as Crowley could remember there had always been a white stag in the forest during winter. And for just as long he had admired it from afar, though he never dared to get too close, lest he frighten the creature off, but he enjoyed watching it go about it’s business, whatever deer liked to do. It was peaceful. The previous winter, however, he had felt particularly drawn to the creature, though he didn't know why. This winter he would find out.
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- 10,131
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- 2/2
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05 Jan 2026
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“What’s the breed?” Crowley hears himself ask.
“Ahm,” the owner sounds as if caught in something illegal. “I’m actually not sure how to answer that.”
“Large, medium or small?”
“Oh, large!” the relieved voice comes bearing a smile.
“Longhaired or shorthaired?”
“Long, I should think.”
“Basic care or styling cut?”
“Basic,” the enthusiastic voice replies, sounding as if he was on a guessing game and hoping for a lucky win.
This guy knows shit about grooming, so Crowley ends the transaction mercifully, “Be here at six, sharp.”
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Aziraphale is afraid that he will never find his soul mate. Crowley gave up looking a long time ago.
Sometimes love turns up at the most unexpected time.
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- English
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- 11,268
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- 4/4
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03 Jan 2026
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More by depraveddame
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Dec 2025
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Crowley finally works up the courage to attend a kink night at one of the sex clubs in the city. He's open to just about anything happening, and he's cautiously optimistic that he might find someone to hook up with or who might possibly indulge him in one of his deepest curiosities: impact play.
Almost immediately his eye is drawn to a far corner where there sits a wooden, partially padded St Andrew’s Cross and the man standing next to it. Crowley doesn’t consciously choose that corner as his first destination, but he’s heading there in any case, the feeling of eyes, both curious and appraising, landing on him from all angles as he goes.
When he comes to a stop in front of the X frame, he dips his chin in greeting, trying to think of something to say that isn’t completely idiotic or worse—
— but the man, looking up at him with a serene sort of expression, beats Crowley to it.
“Good evening, my dear,” he says, smiling in a way that touches the edges of Crowley’s fluttering heart, sweet but not too sweet. “I’m Aziraphale; I’ve not seen you here before, I don’t think. May I shake your hand?”
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The Cottingley Arrangement by Kuri_risu for MeinirRhos
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Dec 2025
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On a sultry summer’s day in 1920, Professor Aziraphale Eastgate travels to Cottingley to look into two photographs that apparently depict real fairies. What he finds during a stroll in the woods will upturn his entire life.
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30 Dec 2025
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When Aziraphale buys a special advent calendar from a young woman at his local Christmas market, she tells him to make a wish - something he wants to come true before Christmas. Having been feeling very lonely lately, Aziraphale wishes for someone special to share the forthcoming festivities with. Coincidentally, come December, Aziraphale starts bumping into the same man every day and quickly finds himself becoming rather enamoured with him. Or perhaps it isn't coincidence at all...
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Crowley hates Secret Santa.
He hates compulsory fun, Gabriel’s weaponised enthusiasm, and anything involving forced social interaction before 11 a.m.
What he doesn’t hate—much to his own despair—is Aziraphale from Accounts.
Sweet, cheerful, cardigan-wearing, homemade-biscuit-bringing Aziraphale.
When Crowley draws his name for this year’s office Secret Santa, he spirals into a week-long crisis trying to find a ten-pound gift that doesn’t scream I’m catastrophically in love with you.
Aziraphale, meanwhile, seems to be hiding something behind his bright December smiles.Day 2 of my Ineffable Advent Calendar.
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words shall not be hid, nor spells buried by MirjamOmens (Mirjam)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
17 Dec 2025
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In every sauna there lives a saunatonttu. Treat these spirits well, and they ensure the good luck for you from the moment you are born in the warmth of their realm, until the day your body is washed there for burial. You should always respect the ancient rules of the sauna.
Aziraphale didn’t mean to offend the tonttu! He truly didn't! However, his Christian family was strongly against the pagan deities, so he was sure any tonttus had abandoned their property a long time ago.
He was wrong, of course.
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- English
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- 11/11
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17 Dec 2025
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One Of Those Days by Kalimyre
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Jul 2021
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Aziraphale and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day - or: Aziraphale has a bad day. Crowley makes it better.
This is self-indulgent fluff for when you have a hard day and could do with a nice vicarious cuddle.
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That Lavender Haze by KiaraMGrey for Quefish
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Jan 2023
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Crowley has no interest in attending the party of some rich Lord. But with his title and inheritance on the line, he needs to find an alpha husband, and fast. But Crowley isn't like the other omegas. He's snappy and impatient and unwilling to be treated like some pet to an alpha. When the party goes south, he's sure that he'll never find someone compatible with him. But maybe he just needs to meet an angel.
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- English
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- 1/1
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13 Dec 2025
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A Collab to Change Your Life by anna_sun
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Dec 2025
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Crowley became famous on Youtube without meaning to. For reasons still wildly incomprehensible to him, he’s now got nearly a million viewers tuning in every week to listen to his weirdest thoughts and wildest stories.
One day, his friend Anathema asks him to participate in one of her videos.
One of the other participants barges into the rented studio space, late to the shoot, so nervous it’s adorable, and immediately steals Crowley’s breath away.
(Yes, you guessed it, it’s Aziraphale.)
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- 4/4
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11 Dec 2025
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Will No One Rid Me by AngieWords
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Dec 2025
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Miss Antonia Crowley is at her limit: she longs for the touch of her local parish priest, Father Ezra Fell. Frustrated by Ezra's adherence to his vows, she sets up a risky situation in order to provoke a reaction from him. Maybe then she can move past what is surely just a silly infatuation...
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11 Dec 2025
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Aziraphale has been watching Anthony most weekends for the last year. While it had been his mother's idea, he's grown so very attached to the boy and it would seem little Anthony has grown attached to him as well. Anthony's home life might not be the best but Aziraphale's visits always manage to be the highlight of his week.
Luckily, there is no way their routine could change, right?
Right?
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- 10/10
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11 Dec 2025
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The afterlife is a mystery to the living, and sometimes also a mystery to the dead. You don't have to worry, though. Death employs hand-picked souls to help guide others after their mortal demise. Where those guided souls go, no one but Death himself knows, but his guides do their duty.
And their duty definitely does not include falling in love with their assigned mortal.
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- Chapters:
- 6/6
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11 Dec 2025
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The Negotiating Table by scullyphile
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Dec 2025
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Business mergers are hard. Especially when the leaders from both companies are hard for each other. Guess they'll have to stay late and bang out the details.
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Aziraphale swelled to his full height, brimming with indignation. “I’m a lieutenant in the King’s navy, and I will defend this ship!”
The brigand smirked. “And who will defend you, you toothsome thing?” He jumped down to the deck and knocked Aziraphale’s sword away with his pistol before he had time to breathe. Aziraphale gaped in outrage as his weapon clattered to the deck. Golden eyes raked him from stem to stern. “I begin to think I have better uses for you than fishbait.” A hot hand ran down the side of Aziraphale’s face and then fisted in his coat. “Perhaps you would better serve me on your knees.”
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26 Nov 2025
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You Can Do Whatever You Feel by GroovyNightStrawberry for Ezomind
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Oct 2025
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International businessman Anthony Crowley is going back to basics.
No personal jets, no fancy hotels. Just his feet, some mountains, and a bed in a hiker's hostel with only one other occupant.
It's a dark and stormy night.
But, honestly, who cares about the weather?
- Language:
- English
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- 4,637
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 36
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- 203
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26 Nov 2025
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Blind Date by Joanofart
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Aug 2025
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Crowley’s best friend has arranged a blind date for him with a mystery man named Gabriel. Or Jim. He’s not exactly clear on the details.
It turns out to be love at first sight.
Just not with the man Anathema had intended.