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   Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien  

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   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   03 Nov 2024

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   • Elrond Peredhel/Legolas Greenleaf
   • Legolas Greenleaf
   • Elrond Peredhel
   • Glorfindel (Tolkien)
   • Elladan (Tolkien)
   • Elrohir (Tolkien)
   • Aragorn (Tolkien)
   • Lindir (Tolkien)
   • Body Hair
   • Porn With Plot
   • Orgasm Denial
   • Teasing
   • Mild Kink
   • Under-Desk Blow Jobs
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Elrond gets a fantastic blowjob
   • Legolas is the world's biggest cock-tease
   • Dirty Talk
   • Snarky Elves
   • Sparring
   • Bath Houses
   • Slow Burn Sexual Tension
   • Chest Hair
   • Friends With Benefits
   • Hedonism and Degeneracy in the House of Elrond: The Musical
   • Body Worship
   • Legolas Greenleaf is a Little Shit
   • Elrond is frankly kind of into it
   • sex comedy
   • Oral Sex
   • Humor
   • this is fully just a fun sex romp fyi

   Summary

   But the neckline hung open, and as others trickled in for the meeting, Legolas couldn't look away from Lord Elrond's collarbone, couldn't stop himself from staring at how the fabric draped and gaped, exposing pale skin and dark hair that clearly travelled downwards.

   Legolas had never seen body hair on an elf, couldn't push down the sudden and inexplicably intense desire to touch. The oblivious lord shook his hand over the map he was drawing on to dispel a cramp and the movement dislodged a sleeve, giving Legolas a glimpse of forearm — which also had a soft smattering of down.

   Fuck.
   _________
   Or: Elves don't normally have body hair. Elrond does. Legolas, in Imladris to report on Gollum's escape, catches a glimpse and cannot get it out of his mind.

   A sex comedy set in Imladris, featuring everyone's favourite bratty wood elf with an inability to ever keep his mouth shut, and an elf lord who just wants to get his rocks off, thank you very much.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   8,128

   Chapters:

   2/2

   Comments:

   16

   Kudos:

   139

   Bookmarks:

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