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Danny flew invisible for a while, passing through several cities before he felt a chill in the air.
He dove down toward the city he was flying over. He could hear the sound of fighting and he flew in that direction, feeling the delicious cold increasing. But he had to stop when he got to the fight scene. There was a man dressed in a fluffy coat holding a gun that was shooting ice, and opposite him was a man in a red onsie with zigzag horns coming from his ears. The red man seemed to be trying to run fast but kept slipping on the ice.
He frowned, wondering which one was supposed to be the hero and which one the villain. They both looked rather comical.
Invisibly, Danny made his way closer, subtly freezing both men’s feet to the ground while they were monologuing at each other.
“I’m going to defeat you blah blah blah”
“You'll never win blah blah blah”
“Villainy rules blah blah blah”
“Justice rules blah blah blah”
Then, moving so that he was between the two men Danny made himself visible while cackling madly like a crazy evil mad scientist villain man.
“You both shall lose you losers! For, I am the greatest being of all time. My chilling,” he smirked, “powers are surpassed by none! Mwahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa!” Danny cackled madly, glad that he didn’t need to breath so that he could crackle longer than anyone had ever caclked madly before.
“Ummm…. Who are you?” said the red pajama man.
“Yes, who dares interrupt my legendary defeat of Central’s abysmal defender?” said the eskimo man.
“Hey! I’m going to defeat you!” exclaimed the yellow horned man.
“Never!” yelled the furry, parka obsessed man.
“Neither of you shall win!” Danny said, throwing out his hands and making the ice creep up the men’s legs. “For I am the supreme user of all things cold and icy! None shall defeat me! Least of all a North Pole explorer and a horned red pajama man! Mwahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah!” Danny laughed, enjoying the men’s expressions of outrage.
“And since I am the most evil of evildoers, I shall take…” Danny looked around, “That!” he said pointing at the gun furry coated icicle man was holding and levitating it towards himself. “This is mine now!” he exclaimed, holding the gun aloft.
“Hey! Give that back!”
“No! Kid, give that to me! You don’t know what you’re doing!”
“But it’s mine! You can’t have it! I built it! Give it back!”
“It doesn’t matter if you made it, you’re using it for evil so it needs to be locked up! Give it to me, kid!”
Both men were struggling to get out of their icy bonds, but they were both failing rather miserably, Danny thought. Then again, Danny’s ice is pretty awesome.
“Well, since both of you cannot free yourselves of your icy bonds then that means that I am the mightiest, and I deserve to have this whatchamacallit! And there’s nothing you can do about it! Mwahahahha–” Danny started but choked on spit and dissolved into a coughing fit.
The men were staring at him, which, rude. They weren’t even asking if he was okay!
Whatever. He had got a cool new toy to play with. He wondered what powered it. All the other fancy guns he’d seen were powered by ectoplasm. It would be cool to take a look at whatever this was.
He turned back to the two men.
“Sayonara, suckers!” he said before going invisible, stifling his giggles as he fled.