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“Omi! I need ta’ piss let go ‘f me!!” Atsumu struggles to get out of his boyfriend’s grip. Sakusa was very, VERY grumpy when it came to waking up. He was also very clingy. But Atsumu didn’t care. Because his bladder was very, VERY full and he needed to empty it. Preferably in a toilet.
Kiyoomi groans annoyed and forcefully pushes Atsumu away. the fake blond huffs and gets up, walking over to the bathroom.
Finishing his business, whatsoever, he brushes his teeth now that he got up anyway and stomps back to the bedroom. Kiyoomi still dead to the world. The fake blond rolls his eyes. Time to wake his lover up. “Omi there’s a huge ass spider in tha bathroom.”
Within the blink of an eye, the curly haired man was up, rummaging through his closet and picking out a large bag. “Alright, Miya. This is the moment we search for a new home. You wanted children anyway, no? Then we need a bigger place to raise life in. Pack your shit.”
“I ate it.”
Silence ensued and Kiyoomi halts.
“Omi do ya actually think-?”
“…”
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“So ‘m Single now.” Hinata grimaces at the declaration that fell for the second time this week. “Again? Why Tsum-Tsum?” Bokuto asks as he undresses himself and puts on some casual attire. Meian groans and slams the door shut, mumbling something about “stupid new generations.”. Whatever that meant. “I don’t wanna talk about it.” They had an postgame interview coming up. It barely had to do anything with the game they just won, but the timing just happened to be so it is what it is. Apparently MSBY fans asked multiple questions on X and the most popular ones got picked out. So this was basically just for some reality show but on a sport channel. Because of the game. Atsumu didn’t understand why but neither did he understand how Bokuto graduated (no one did, he’s no hater!) so it probably didn’t matter. Matter of fact, Atsumu actually didn’t understand a lot of things. “Come on Tsumu! The interview’s about to start.” Hinata drags him outside. A tall woman named Misaki interviewed them. She reminded Atsumu of Suna. Not by looks per se. But she was noisy as hell. It irked him.
“Welcome MSBY on today’s show! We feel honored to interview the winners of the game against EJP. First, I want to ask you how you feel after such an intense game.”
> Hey this isn’t that bad. < Atsumu thinks. Each take their turns to answer. “That’s nice to hear! But let’s start with the questions your fans asked. We can’t keep them waiting, no? So, one of the most asked question was: what is your sexuality and how did you find out?” > never mind. Asking shit that has absolutely nothing to do with the volleyball world.<
Atsumu thought annoyed. He liked being the center of attention. Sure. But not because he’s some influencer. Instead he wants to be known for his volleyball talent and only that.
And not to mention the looks she kept throwing at him. Pushing her boobs to look just a bit bigger and leaning down to show more of her cleavage.
What was he supposed to start with that? Jump her right then and there? In front of the whole team while filming? He never understands what goes on in people’s minds like hers. Is there even something going on?
No matter that.
He wants people to say “isn’t that the guy that plays volleyball?” When they see him on the tv at the Olympics. Not “hey, isn’t he that one bi dude with a curly haired boyfriend? I saw him in an interview once.”
That’s absolute and utter bullshit.
The entire team felt rather appalled by such a personal question but each took their turn. Meian, Inunaki, Tomas and Barnes dodged the question by simply saying they’d rather stay private.
Sakusa was plain and simple.
“I’m gay. Never been interested in women.”
Hinata and Bokuto were more enthusiastic.
“Well, I like everyone! I don’t care what gender they are.”
Was Bokuto’s answer and Hinata simply responded:
“I don’t care if man or woman. It never crossed my mind to pick favorites.”
And now it was Atsumu’s turn. He wasn’t really in the mood to tell that stupid noisy Misala or whatever her name was.
But if it was her pleasure to make volleyball players uncomfortable, it was only fair if he did the same.
He acts as if he’s thinking for a second.
“ ’m straight.”
He then says with a serious face. It was not secret that he and Kiyoomi were dating. While they both were very private people, much to everyone’s surprise when it came to Atsumu, they didn’t hide that they dated.
Why should they?
If others didn’t like that, it was their own damn problem. It’s not like they broadcasted it everywhere. Just a quick kiss or something soft after a win.
The woman stuttered.
“A-ah. So, are you and Sakusa-san not a thing anymore?”
She was a little too eager to hear the answer.
Atsumu simply raised an eyebrow.
“Is that one of tha questions written on yer board? Seems quite personal ta me. I dunno bout ya guys.”
He looks over at his teammates who long have caught on, on what he’s been planning.
Misaki went slightly red and tensed up and apologized.
The entire interview went like that.
Each questions directed either to him personally or to the entire team, he answered with a different attitude. Just to make her a bit uncomfortable.
“Have you ever done something you regret?”
“Oh ma gosh!!!!!! This one time, I hit ‘Samu so hard, I almost broke his nose…”
“Oh no, Miya-san that sounds horrible.”
“Yeah… I wish it would’ve actually been broken, ‘cuz then we’d at least look a lil different, yanno?”
“Oh.”
“Would you ever date a fan?”
“I always date ma fans!”
“Wha-what really?”
“Of course not. Most ma fans are minors are ya good?”
“Have you ever considered another career chance?”
“Yeah. Bein’ a stripper always seemed easier. ‘M sure ya can relate, right?”
“Not really.”
“Oh. People were right when they say ta never judge a book by its cover. Sorry fer misjudging ya, Masaka.”
“It’s Misaki..”
“Right, Misaki.”
And so on. The interview drags on and Hinata and Bokuto always turned away, barely containing themselves.
Meanwhile the elders, as Atsumu likes to call them, looked ready to sign another contract for a different team.
Kiyoomi remained silent and unbothered. But Atsumu could see exactly what was going on behind those eyes. That little twinkle of mischief. He always knew Kiyoomi was a bastard.
“Miya-San! This next question is for you. What is your favorite activity or hobby outside volleyball?”
Misaki seemed uncomfortable enough and Atsumu couldn’t feel any better.
Meian sighs, Bokuto and Hinata snort, Sakusa looks away, Inunaki and Tomas shake their heads, Atsumu smiles.
Atsumu smiles, leans forward and looks the woman straight into her eyes.
“Ma’ favourite activity is ta go out once a while on friday nights, to an aquarium. Accompanied by Omi, ‘course. Sometimes ‘Samu ‘n for some reason SunaRin join too.”
Leaving out a tiny detail wouldn’t hurt. Sure, he wanted to make her uncomfortable and it would be the kicker if he told her but he was a pro athlete and telling everyone he liked to get high once every off season here and there would probably hurt his career a bit.
Probably a lot.
“Uiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii”
Osamu taps the glass of the jellyfish tank and follows the swimming animal until he ran into something.
Sakusa, Suna and the Miya twins had met up occasionally on Friday for some coffee but that escalated quickly as Osamu brought joints with him and they decided that they “had enough of society” (Osamu’s words) and smoked them all.
Suna had two and was already gone. So much to his stoner allegations. Couldn’t even handle two blunts.
“Omi.” Atsumu whispers, looking at the blob fish in another tank.
“This is awesome.”
Kiyoomi was crouching on the floor, looking at the fish in front of him.
Blinking slowly at the creature swimming around and tapping the glass.
“It’s gunna explode…”
Atsumu whispers disgusted. He readjusts his jacket, zipping it all the way up and pushing his hands into the pockets. He walks back, hitting the railing of another fish tank behind him with a strangled gasp that had Suna rolling on the floor, laughing, Atsumu scurries over to Sakusa.
“Omi.. ‘m gonna pass out. ‘Ts freakin’ me out.”
He kicks at his boyfriend’s feet.
The curly haired man frowns at the fish that was swimming away.
He gets up and turns to the fake blond, giving him the stinkiest glare he could muster up.
“Do you see that?? Dont, don’t-“
He struggles to find his words and stomps one foot on the ground.
“Don’t ruin for me.”
He turns around with his hair flying around, pulling the hood of his hoodie over again.
Something about being secretive, he remembers.
He walks further down the big corridor that looked creepy, like there’d be a monster popping right up.
Atsumu whines confused and looks around for his brother and Suna.
Suna was lying on the floor.
“SunaRin………….”
Atsumu huddled closer to his friend, who looks up at the ceiling.
The man on the floor groans.
Osamu flops next to Suna and pokes him repeatedly with his finger.
“We’re gunna die.”
He says with such seriousness, Atsumu quivers and feels tears leaving his sore, red eyes.
“Do you-“
Suna coughs violently in the midst of his sentence.
“Do you think these birds got boar shots? I don’t think they’re allergic to weed.”
Atsumu nods frantically. Wiping his tears away. Osamu sits up suddenly. He turns his head 180 to look at his brother.
“‘Sumu.”
Atsumu shakes his head frantically.
He gets up and goes to search for his boyfriend, not wanting to deal with mess 1 and 2, Osamu being both 1 and 2.
He enters another path with one really huge glass. He sees his boyfriend looking absolutely amazed at the view before him. Atsumu goes over and grabs his sleeve.
“Omi-“
He then gasps. Loud and slow, choking mid gasp and having a coughing fit first before continuing.
“Look, Atsu we’re holding haaaandss!”
The curly haired male says excitedly, his hand pressed against the glass. There was a shark inside, mouth wide open.
It actually looked like Sakusa was going to get eaten any second now.
Atsumu rushes back to his twin and his friend. He loved his boyfriend, yeah. But there’s no reason for both of them to die. Atsumu still wanted to watch frozen 3 okay?!
Suna had moved, getting up and pushing his face as much as he can into the glass. There was a railing but that didn’t stop him.
Osamu was still on the ground, one of his hands high in the air.
“‘Samuuuuuuu”
Atsumu wails and drops next to his brother.
He pushes his brother’s hoodie and shirt up to reveal his stomach.
He frowns and pokes at it first.
“Wow where’s yer abs?”
He looks into his brothers face, expecting and answer. Osamu was blankly staring at the ceiling, mouth agape and drooling slightly. His hand still uselessly in the air.
“‘Samuuuuuuu!”
Atsumu cries out again.
Suna finally steps away from the glass with an angry expression and walks over to the twins. He gasps too and plops down on Osamu’s other side.
“He’s pregnant!
Cock- cognac.. contro…”
Suna struggles to find the word. After blinking a couple of times he smiles.
“Lationsssssss!!!!”
“What”
Atsumu looks up at Suna and then back at his brother.
“‘Samuuuuuuuuu! Why didn’t ya tell me?!”
He starts sniffling and crying while Suna pets Osamu’s stomach.
His hand still uselessly in the air. Suna pokes at his hand and it doesn’t budge.
Sakusa slowly walks towards them with a grim expression. He throws a tissue at Osamu.
“My condolences. He’s… DEAD!”
Suna and Atsumu look up at him.
“Bruno..?”
Suna asks with sparkling red eyes.
Atsumu sobs louder and pushes Osamu’s thigh four times and then blows against his bellybutton, too weak to even create a noise.
Suna scrambles for his phone and opens the camera. He presses record and just looks at the screen.
He looks at the upper half of his face on the screen, breathing heavily into the speaker.
Until he hears a loud slap. He flinches and looks towards the source. Osamu finally let his hand fall right onto Atsumu’s head.
Suna flips the camera and points it at the twins. Atsumu lies unmoving on Osamu’s stomach. He then points it at Sakusa, who was standing there with a disgusted expression.
“You SUCK at giving head.”
He tells Suna and makes his way over to Atsumu.
Suna sniffles and stops the video. With no thoughts in his hazy mind, he opens his old high school group. The volleyball group where they sometimes still texted.
He sends the video with the message “sack user is such a many”. (Sakusa is such a meanie)
Atsumu awakens with a deep breath and looks around.
“Where am I?!”
He uses Osamu to push himself up. Both twins groan in pain.
“SHHHH.”
Sakusa shushes Atsumu and places a finger over his lip. He lets it drag down very slowly, pulling the blonds lower lip down in an uncomfortable position.
It slaps right back up once Sakusa had reached Atsumu’s chin.
He frowns and pulls his finger back. Looking at the slightly wet digit.
“Neeh… fah… wherever ya ahhh! I beleef dat the hart will go on…”
Osamu starts singing the titanic song in such a broken English, they only recognized it because of the notes he was hitting. Suna groans. He throws his phone at Osamu but it hit the glass tank, about two feet next to Sakusa, instead.
They all gasp in shock and look expectantly at the glass.
“What is wrong with all of ya?”
Aran says as he walks over to them quickly.
Suna and Sakusa scream together and scramble up to their feet.
“The boogie man!”
“Racist much?”
Aran doesn’t even bother any further with them and instead looks down at the twins who have thrown themselves onto him.
“Araaaaaaan”
Atsumu giggles and nuzzles into his leg.
“What the fuck.
Hey- oh my god!”
Osamu bites into Aran’s arm.
Aran shakes him off and Osamu lies motionless on the floor, again.
“‘Samuuuuuuu!”
Atsumu wails and throws himself after his brother.
“Where tha hell is tha staff??”
“Here.”
A young woman stand right at the other end of the hall.
Aran turns to her quickly.
“Why aren’t ya doin’ anythin’?”
He asks in utter disbelief.
Shit, he hopes she didn’t post anything about this.
“Look. Ya need ta”
“Keep quiet?”
She asks unimpressed.
Sakusa and Suna were still far away from Aran holding each other and whispering loudly to the other.
”he’s kind of hot…”
”what?! He’s on fire?!”
“Believe it or not. This has become the new “being high” spot. This is tame. We’ve had people licking the glass, trying to make out with fish and getting undressed.
I haven’t slept in three days because of this. They’re also pro-athletes. Their faces are pretty recognizable and I’m not going against pro-athletes when they’re high. So unless they do something very wrong, I won’t bother stepping in or doing anything.”
Aran felt sorry for the poor girl. He nods understandingly and hands her a 10 000 Yen bill and apologizes.
She shakes her head with a soft smile and offers him the money back.
“Don’t worry. This is fine. I get a laugh out of it. It’s kinda funny. And I meet new people everyday.. So, unless you’re taken, let me get your number?”
She asks carefully and Aran gives her a shy smile himself.
He takes her phone that she had been holding towards him after seeing his smile and types his number in quickly.
“‘Nd keep the money, really.”
He tells her and then turns towards the four headaches.
At least the twins were passed out.
“That sounds interesting. Can you elaborate?”
Misaki was a little confused at the randomness of Atsumu’s answer.
The latter shakes his head with a kind smile, like he’s declining a glass of water.“No, thank ya.”
Bokuto snorts and hides his face in his hands.
The interview soon ended, mamamia or whatever was left defeated, contemplating whether or not this interview should even be published.
Meian lectured Atsumu harshly about his behavior which Atsumu didn’t understand.
(See? He doesn’t understand anything!)
He did nothing wrong! She was being so pushy!
Well whatever.
Back in the locker room, they all grab their stuff and get ready to leave. Sakusa still kept his distance from Atsumu, weary about the whole spider thing.
Atsumu rolls his eyes and declares loudly.
“This interview was a clear sign that size doesn’t matter! If it did, I woulda’ gotten t’gether with SunaRin instead.”
Bokuto howls and slaps his hand over his mouth, sinking to the floor.
Barnes bends over his bag and wheezes. The whole locker fills with either groans or laughter. Sakusa gapes at Atsumu dumbfounded.
“He’s not much bigger than me?! He’s just a little longer-“ ”get out of the locker room oh ma’ lord!” Meian shouts and throws his shoe at Sakusa both Atsumu and Sakusa rush out immediately, their banter and bickering fills the silence of the night.
Meian sighs and grabs his phone, checking for notifications. He sees one X notification pop up then another. And another and soon his phone shut down from the spam.
“What..?”
Inunaki gasps, so does half of the locker room.
“Boys what’s goin’ on?”
Meian steps closer to Barnes and looks down at his phone.
/ Suna Rintarou has uploaded a video /
And right there, on the screen he sees the top half of Suna’s face, hears his breathing and then a slap. Sees the Miya twins lying motionless together, Atsumu on top of Osamu and hears Sakusa say that Suna sucks at giving head.
The comments spam in immediately.
/ giggleshitters69 commented:
OH MY FUCKING GOD AINT NO WAY AHHAHAHHAA /
/ Atsumusjuicy_thighssasss commented:
Aweeee look at the Miya twins finally getting along! /
/ daddylonglegs227 commented:
Suna is never beating the stoner allegations.
Sunamuna_gigs669 answered daddylonglegs227:
I’m 100% convinced he had liek 1 or 2 blunts only and was gone already hahhahaha /
“Coach is calling me.”
Inunaki announces.
“I knew Sakusa-San was a freak like all of us.”
Hinata giggles.
/Atsu_Miya_official commented:
SUNA YOU STUPID NAHSJSHABA /
/Sakusa_Omi_official commented:
I never said that. That’s not me. /
They were going on a field trip with the PR-team, their coach and everyone else with this.
“These stupid stupid stupid new generations!
MIYA, SAKUSA ‘M GONNA KILL YA”
NEWSFLASH! Volleyball team MSBY a team full of drug addicts?! Stay tuned to find out more!
Click here to read more…..
/ sparklingunic0ck_8283 commented:
Bro these news ppl r sooooo dramatic. I mean, was it even a surprise that Tsumu would get high?
Cmon if I was in his position I’d be high whenever 😂😂
Dazai_plsfvckme_321 answered sparklingunic0ck_8283:
Right?! Imagine having so many lil girls n boys running after u cuz Ure famous now 💩 girl no I’d need to find a way to deal with all that too. Alcohol n weed would be my besties whenever it’s off season 🫦
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/ leon_12_09_006 commented:
Bohooo?? Tf it’s like they’re…. Yk…. Humans??? Srsly Yall are so obsessed with drama that has nothing to do with us.
No one got hurt, no one other than Sakusa, Suna and Miyans were involved so why does it matter? Yall act like Yall never done anything “wrong”.
E M B A R R A S S I N G
Bokutoes_suggler answered leon_12_09_006:
Petition to report this news article website????
Alallalaala_8282939 answered Bokutoes_suggler :
Signed.
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/ ushigushy_4life commented:
Uhm… so I think they should apologize. Bcuzzz this is not okay… like why’d they even get buzzed? That’s so wrong I genuinely feel hurt by this. Let’s boycott MSBY and make the world a better place!
Ligma_sigma_mf answered ushi_gushy_4life:
Boy watch ur walls closely. Cuz I’m watching u already. Keep em cheeks closed 😏😏😏
ushigushy_4life answered Ligma_sigma_mf:
Ummmm excuse me?!
Sakuatsu_4evaaaa answered ushigushy_4life:
Girl, shut up. They didn’t even do anything. It’s not our problem if they damage their bodies by consuming shit. Hop off the phone and lick some grass.
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/ Atsu_Miya_official commented:
@SunaRin_official count ur seconds. Days is too generous.
SunaRin_official answered Atsu_Miya_official:
“NEWSFLASH! Miya Atsumu from the volleyball team MSBY has gone mad and murdered now former EJP player Suna Rintarou”
Sakusa_Omi_official answered SunaRin_official:
Sounds about right. Pull up.
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/ Onigiri_Miya commented:
How come I don’t get promoted in this too? Report this shit. I was like the main attraction.
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