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“Bye dude!” Stan yelled one more time as the car drove off, grinning when Kyle waved at him from the backseat. “Fucking finally.” Cartman groaned, flipping the car off. Stan could see Kyle’s pissed off expression before he turned away. “Shut up fat ass.” Stan defended. But he couldn’t help but laugh at the pettiness regardless. “I’m gonna head home, bye guys.” Kenny piped up, walking away as Stan waved.
Kyle was going to boarding school for a week, because for some reason Sheila had thought it’d be ‘good for him.’ So for now, it was just Stan, Cartman, and Kenny.
“Stan I bet you’re so devastated your gay ass super best friend is going to be gone.” Stan rolled his eyes, “Yeah, okay dude.” Cartman continued to prattle on, beginning to walk towards his house. Stan followed, guessing Cartman had expected him to.
He had to admit, when Cartman wasn’t constantly trying to get a rise out of Kyle, he wasn’t that bad too hang out with. Sure, his comments were still annoying, but a normal amount. “It’s just us two normal guys now. No jews, no poor people. Well, you’re a fag alcoholic, but that’s better than the other two.” Cartman proudly claimed as they walked into the house.
Stan scoffed,, “Yeah, Kyle would have been kicked your ass if he was here.” Cartman made a face at this. “I’d beat him in a fight any day.” Stan raised an eyebrow, before laughing. “If you say so.”
They headed to Cartmans room, finding a game to play on his Xbox. They ended up playing for longer than expected, Stan actually enjoying hanging out with Cartman. “That was not fair, dude!” Stan complained as the end game screen appeared. “I won fair and square!”
“You took my fucking controller.”
“And you could have easily taken mine.”
Stan stared at him blankly for a moment before grinning, unable to hold back his laughter. “Whatever man.”