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If there was something that Till expected, it certainly wasn’t this.
Well, whatever they all got going on.
He didn’t imagine signing up for Catholic School, and he was sure as hell he wasn’t going to be making any friends.
So tell him, why he was standing in the middle of the room, a script on his hand while his “family” were in chaos.
“What do you mean I can’t be Till’s wife?” Ivan screams in disbelief. Still dramatic, plus did he forget that they were studying in a Catholic School? A conservative one? Yeah, Ivan probably doesn’t have a lot going on inside his head.
“Are you stupid? We’re literally studying in a Catholic School. If I had a choice, I would rather much be my girlfriend’s wife instead of being her daughter, thank you very much.”
Sua rolled her eyes, her hand on her hips as she continued flipping through the script. Till could swear that he saw her eye twitch while looking at one dialogue, but she didn’t open her mouth to complain about it.
“Can’t we break the stigma? Like seriously! Why is my boyfriend turning into my father? I’m not into that kind of roleplay...”
What the fuck is wrong with him?
“Look, Ivan. We don’t care what happens inside your bedroom, all we want is to finish this performance in a good note.” Luka adds, trying his hardest not to jump at the nearest building.
“I’m curious about what happens inside their bedroom though?”
“Hyuna, not now. Please.”
“Ivan isn’t into calling Till his daddy?”
Mizi, oh my God. Till could only bury his face on his hands, not wanting to hear any more of this.
“Right? I honestly thought they would like that sort of—”
“Can we please just start the practice already?”
It was quiet for a moment, before someone breaks the silence again.
“I don’t mind calling Till—”
“Shut up before I shove my foot down your throat.”
“I would like—”
“Fuck off!”
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It was finally the day of the performance.
It was a bad idea to even start this.
No, not a bad idea. It was worse than that.
It was fucking miserable.
“Mizi, how can you do this to our child?” Ivan starts it off, fake tears already pouring out of his eyes. With how he was acting, I think the crowd would mistake him as the wife instead of the husband. Not only that, maybe the crowd might notice that he wants a man to hold him.
Well, that was true.
“I'm sorry, my love.”
Till will just pretend that he didn’t see Sua’s prop notebook crumple, almost ripping it up. He’ll also ignore that her eyes were staring daggers into Ivan.
“No, no! Because of you, our daughter doesn’t even want to be involved in our family anymore.” Ivan shakes his head, pointing a finger at Sua. “Look at what she’s doing right now, she’s locking herself up in her room all day, always listening to songs in maximum volume!”
Sua rolled her eyes, her eyebrows furrowing as she tried to portray the most cliché character in TV shows. A rebellious teenager.
“It’s not a phase, Dad! This is who I am, you can’t just decide on what I want to do!” A few gasps were heard around the room, as if she was actually doing something wrong. They act like she was hiding drugs then showing up to give it around the crowd.
“See? Look at how she is! And Luka, he doesn’t even care about the family anymore. He probably wouldn’t care if we were all drowning, he wouldn’t save us all.”
Luka just glanced to the side, not even opening his mouth. His character must be nice to play, just staying quiet. He probably only had to like nod and shake his head.
“Luka is completely fine! You’re acting like he’s a complete psychopath. And they all deal with this in their teenage years. It’s puberty, it’s normal.”
Mizi added, taking a step back to grab both Luka and Sua’s hand, as if she was about to run away with both of them. Now that he’s listening, when did the script add a scene like this.
“If you’re going to act like this, let’s just get a divorce!” Ivan clenched his fists, glaring at Mizi. Wow, he’s really into his role right now.
Wait, this is where he was supposed to talk, right?
Or was it a little bit later...
But with how Ivan got quiet, it was probably his turn to talk.
“W, what’s going on—uh, here?” Till’s voice was stiff, as if he was more confused of himself than the divorce happening.
Well, he fucked up.
“Right, what’s going on here? Mizi, Ivan?” Hyuna saved the day again, she was amazing. She walked with so much charisma, even her voice was loud enough for you to focus on her completely.
“Mom...” Ivan mumbled, a tear escaping his eye. “The thing is... I’m planning to get a divorce with Mizi.”
Hyuna paused for a moment, her eyebrows furrowing as he looked at both Mizi and Ivan, before looking at Till. “Honey, what do you think about this?”
“Ah, well. I need to know the reason first? What led on for the two of you to break up?” Till coughed, trying to act normal as his gaze traveled all of them, before stopping at Ivan. “Well, Ivan?”
“Dad, it’s because I never loved Mizi.”
Wait a minute.
Was that in the script?
Till swears that he was supposed to say something else.
What the hell was going on?
“It was you, who I loved.”
What.
What the fuck.
What the actual fuck did he just hear?
It took a while, but everyone in the audience started screaming.
“What the fuck are you talking about?”
“It is exactly what I’m talking about. You are the one I truly love, from the first day. It has always been you!”
He was going to kill Ivan.
He was going to put his hands around his neck and strangle him.
Till knows that this was completely off the script, especially with how much Hyuna was trying to stifle her laugh, how Sua was just so done, and how Luka’s spirit was completely gone.
“Now everything was revealed. I would also like to propose that I’m in love with you, Sua!” Mizi added, as if Ivan confessing to his own father was enough, she also confessed to her own daughter.
In the roleplay.
It wasn’t like he was actually Ivan’s father, and it wasn’t like Sua was actually Mizi’s daughter.
But it was completely insane, it was like they were begging to be expelled.
“We only married each other for convenience. This is who we are.” Ivan said, holding Till’s hands with his own while Mizi was nodding on the side, her arms around Sua.
Sua was just enjoying Mizi’s attention again.
Fucking lesbians.
“Okay.”
Till didn’t care anymore, if he couldn’t beat them, might as well just join them.
“Let me just add, I’m pregnant and the child is yours.”
Fucking hell.
And the crowd goes wild.
