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Wait a minute...This isnt my bedroom!
Vik: Jayce...Did you happen to misplace the notebook containing our data on the Hexgates from January to May?
JayJay: No? They should be in the bottom left shelf next to the table?
Vik: Then why is it missing?
JayJay: ...Well, I found it. I accidentally brought it home last night so I'll return it asap
Vik: Thank you, Jayce.
JayJay: No problem!
Ms. Mel: Perhaps a new organizing method is in order?
Vik: I would love to, but our work and Jayce's new duties make it difficult to make time.
JayJay: Sorry, V, I promise to help you with it soon!
Ms. Mel: Well, I could grant a day off.
Vik: Theres a catch...
Ms. Mel: I wouldn't call it as such, but I would love for you both to join the next Gala we're holding together. It would be quite refreshing to see a new face attend, Viktor!
Vik: Respectfully, I prefer to keep my distance from the Piltover elite.
Vik: You are an exception because you provide new perspectives, as well as posses strong decision making that the rest of the council lack.
Ms. Mel: Im flattered, Viktor. At least consider the bargain?
Vik:...Perhaps.
JayJay: Please, V? It's just one night and we get an entire day to clean the lab and archive the old notes and files!
Vik: ...Fine, but you will be doing the talking.
JayJay: You wont regret this!!
Ms. Mel: I look forward to seeing you both in two weeks, then.
Ms. Mel: :)
Undercity rise up‼️
Vicks: Is it possible to change my name and move back home
Vi(olence): Jeez what did they put you up to this time lmao
Vicks: I'm to attend a Gala in two weeks.
Vi(olence): Rip dude, glad I'm not famous enough for that.
Vi(olence): If you see cait though can you say hi for me?
Vicks: I will be sure to pass the message.
Vi(olence): Thanks dude
Echolocation: Arent Galas just a fancy word for rich people parties? Like dressing up and flexing on how much money you have?
Vi(olence): Yeah, cait makes it sound like its some kinda dick riding party tbh
Vicks: I wouldn't exactly use that phrase to describe it...but yes it's a dick riding party
Echolocation: Yikes, good luck
Vicks: I'll need a lot of it.
Vi(olence): wait
Vi(olence): Are you going with Jay?
Vicks: Yes, I made a deal that he would do all the talking if I were to attend
Vi(olence): ohh so you're job is gonna be to look pretty then
Vicks: ...no
Echolocation: I mean..Vi is kinda right
Vicks: I will not allow myself to be targeted by you both!!
Vi(olence): We're just teasing ya, besides at least you get to be with your totally not romantic partner
Vicks: We have established that he is likely straight
Vi(olence): Oh please have you seen him?
Vi(olence): Yeah he's all buff and shit but he carries the energy of a wet dog
Vicks: Im angry that you're not wrong and I laughed but what does that have to do with sexuality?
Vi(olence): Men like him are usually AT LEAST bi
Echolocation: Yeah that tracks
Echolocation: Ive only met him once but that man is not straight
Vicks: You're both insufferable
Vi(olence): But ya looove usss
Vicks: Unfortunately
Echolocation: :)
Vi(olence): :)
Vicks: ... :)
Viktor --> Jayce
Viktor: It's come to my attention that I do not own anything to wear to a gala
Jayce: Huh...well we should probably go shopping soon then
Viktor: We?
Jayce: Yeah, why not?
Viktor: No reason, I just assumed you already had a suit
Jayce: I do...but maybe we can match?
Viktor: I wouldn't mind, unless its that first suit you wore when you first became councilor
Jayce: Please don't remind me that was six months ago :(
Viktor: It strangely resembled a disco ball
Jayce: Vik no
Viktor: Though the color scheme of blue and silver was an interesting choice
Jayce: Okay I'm ignoring you now
Viktor: :(
Jayce: Don't do that!! Stop looking at me from across the room like that!!
Jayce --> Vi
Dumbass the 2nd: Vi I'm going to have a heart attack
Dumbass: Did yall blow shit up in the lab again
Dumbass the 2nd: What?? No
Dumbass: Okay then did Viktor decide not to sleep for 72 hours again
Dumbass the 2nd: Okay this is getting nowhere
Dumbass the 2nd: Anyways Vik got a new suit
Dumbass: ohhh so you're being a bisexual disaster about it
Dumbass the 2nd: He looks SO good in dark green
Dumbass: God you're hopeless im literally gonna lose my shit if you dont just ask him out
Dumbass the 2nd: Its not that easy, Vi.
Dumbass: Oh it sure is
Dumbass: Especially with Zaunite culture
Dumbass the 2nd: ...what do you mean?
Dumbass: Have you not asked Viktor anything about the undercity??
Dumbass the 2nd: He never really wanted to talk about it
Dumbass: Well buckle up pretty boy because I'm about to reveal the beauty of Zaunite romance