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Stelle Created Group Chat skajndkadkck d aaaaa; With 10+ People
Stelle: md mfff arrhrhwh shrttt m… cljak
Caelus: mhm yes very true
March 7th: im not so sure, kinda political stelle
Himeko : you all, it is VERY late…. Why are you all up?
March 7th : why are YOU up ???
Himeko : i am currently working on a project
Dan Heng : She made her last batch of coffee too strong and is unable to sleep.
Stelle: saaaaaaaaaaaassssss sdshhrrrrrrrgk
March 7th: stelle ! you CANT say that !!!
Caelus : wait wait sis lowkey spitting fax tho
Peoplebreaker: Perhaps she is, in a foreign or ancient language.
March 7th: who r you ?!?
Caelus: wait arent you that one guy from that anonymous herta space station gc?
Peoplebreaker: Yes, we were first introduced there. Astute observation, kudos.
Caelus: lol ao3 ref
March 7th: what kinda name is PEOPLEBREAKER ??
Peoplebreaker : An alias, obviously. Did the word ‘anonymous group chat’ not give that away?
March 7th: no need to be so sassy, idek know who you are !
Stelle: AAAAAAAAAAAOjjnj kaoqs
Himeko: can somebody please check up on Stelle?
Stelle: asjsakbh38d jZZLk
Stelle: 7
Dan Heng : 8
Peoplebreaker: 9
Firefly: …… 10?
Firefly: im sorry am i interrupting something? I was getting a lot of notifs and it woke me up so i came to check up on it and saw this group chat…
Caelus : just checked up and my sister fell asleep with her phone on and pressed some random shit in her sleep.
Caelus : btw, hi firefly!
Firefly: hello!
Firefly : oh, hello to everybody else here too!
March 7th: hiiiii !!!1!
Dan Heng: hello
Peoplebreaker: Greetings.
Himeko: mystery solved then.
Caelus: ……so what now?
Himeko: i suppose this group chat will get deleted in the morning when Stelle wakes up
Firefly: a shame, its been nice talking to you all again
Caelus: you message my sister like, every single day tho
Firefly: yes, but i meant all together. I enjoy getting to know new people.
Peoplebreaker: Yes, it is QUITE stimulating to entertain new peoples from time to time.
March 7th: maybe we can ask stelle to keep the group chat when she wwakes up in the morning ? Plus i wanna see what other people shes added in here !!!
Himeko: I do suppose it wouldn’t hurt to keep this chat open. Even though the Trailblaze is about moving forward in our journeys, we are still allowed to look back at the roads behind us from time to time. It might be quite beneficial to our mental health in the long run as well.
Peoplebreaker: Well said, miss Himeko.
Dan Heng: i suppose it’s settled then, we’ll keep the chat.
Caelus: the only good idea my sister has ever had, and she isnt even awake lmao
Firefly: come on, stelle is smart when the time comes!
Caelus: which is like, never, lol
Caelus: she has the smarts of a trash digging raccoon
Firefly: raccoons aren’t that bad!
Peoplebreaker: Miss Firefly is correct; raccoons are actually quite intelligent. They have an excellent memory capacity and are quite clever, often escaping experiment labs and eluding unfortunate scientists.
Aventurine: ah, didn’t expect to see YOU here~
Peoplebreaker: Oh.
Peoplebreaker: What are you doing awake? What did I tell you about working overtime this late?
Aventurine: Relax, mighty breaker of people!
Aventurine: I’m actually barely waking up, about to go on a morning jog, JUST as you suggested.
Peoplebreaker: And so the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning is go onto your phone? What an unhealthy habit.
Aventurine: ACTUALLY, I’m currently eating breakfast. I woke up, cleaned up, then made myself a quick breakfast and THEN I got on my phone.
Peoplebreaker: Hmm.
Peoplebreaker: Plus 5 points.
Caelus: Oh, hey Aventurine
Aventurine: Long time no see, friend. How’s the IPC’s very BEST collab partner organization doing?
Himeko: We’ve been doing relatively fine ever since we became shareholders of Penacony. The extra income has allowed us to stock up more regularly on food items and higher quality clothing items to help us withstand the weather on various other planets.
Aventurine: I am quite glad to hear that! If you ever need anything else, please feel free to contact me~
Himeko: Thank you, Mr. Aventurine. I will keep that in mind!
Aventurine: Of course. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must be off now. If Miss Stellaron does decide to actually keep this chat open, I will talk to you all later then.
Caelus: Bye!!
Himeko: Goodbye!
Dan Heng: Have a good run.
Peoplebreaker: ^^ And also do not forget to properly hydrate yourself lest you make yourself further ill. And do not be late to your next appointment with your doctor again.
Aventurine: Yes, yes I know I know. Farewell, friends.
March 7th: wow you know aventurine???
Peoplebreaker: I suppose you could say that.
Dan Heng: who are you anyways?
Peoplebreaker: I am Peoplebreaker.
Caelus: yeah no shit
Firefly: do you…. Break people?
Peoplebreaker: Heh.
Caelus: wdym heh???
Caelus: WDYM HEH???
Dan Heng: did stelle add a potential murderer into a group chat with us in her sleep….?
Peoplebreaker: Fret not, I have no interest in actually “breaking people”, but rather I prefer to shatter their minds in the metaphorical sense.
Himeko: Ah, so you’re an intellectual.
Peoplebreaker: Precisely.
Stelle: Finally, somebody else smart around here. I’m tired of hosting this train’s brain cells.
Caelus: you are the stupidest person i have ever known
Stelle: if im stupid then you’re stupid because we came from the exact same place
Firefly: oh stelle woke up!
Firefly: but um, guys, no need to argue
Caelus: at least im not hosting a dumb stellaron in my body
Stelle: girl you literally ARE??? We are BOTH hosting two halves of the SAME STELLARON
Peoplebreaker: Stellarons can be split? Interesting….
Caelus: dan heng back me up bro help a dawg out
Dan Heng: …… unfortunately for you, Stelle is right. If you two came from the same vial and the same Stellaron, neither one of you is truly better than the other.
Peoplebreaker: Hmm…….
March 7th: guys why are you giving a potential murderer info about your origins ???
Peoplebreaker: I thought we established I am NOT a murderer?
March 7th: I won’t believe it until I know your REAL identity !!!
Peoplebreaker: Then I suppose you won’t find out any time soon.
Dan Heng: Now that you mention it, I’m rather curious to know too.
Stelle: yeah me too, cae and i have interacted with you only through group chats, i kinda wanna know who you actually are
Peoplebreaker: If you wish to challenge yourselves, then feel free to do so.
Peoplebreaker: And Aventurine, I know you’re lurking, you still have your status as ‘online’. Do NOT give them any hints.
Aventurine: aww :(
Peoplebreaker: Hmph.
Stelle: i want a reward if i figure it out tho i dont wanna think for FREE
Caelus: you wouldn’t even be able to think if somebody offered a million credits to you
Aventurine: which is why I’ll put FIVE million credits on the table for the winner!
Peoplebreaker: Aventurine, no.
Caelus: AVENTURINE YES
Aventurine: its MY money, ‘breaker, and *I* get to choose how to spend it~
Peoplebreaker: I wish you’d spend it more wisely…
Aventurine: I once attempted to donate it to science BUT YOU made me take the money back
Peoplebreaker: Wiring me 500,000 thousand credits is NOT a “donation to science”.
March 7th: ME ME ME IM A SCIENTIST I’D LIKE A DONATION !!!
Aventurine sent 500,000 credits to March 7th .
Peoplebreaker: Incorrigible...
March 7th: OMG NO WAY ACTUALLY ???
Aventurine: <3
Stelle: ME NEXT
Peoplebreaker: AVENTURINE.
Aventurine: fine, fine….
Peoplebreaker: Good. Now get back to your jog, and the rest of you to sleep.
Firefly: im curious, mr. peoplebreaker, but why are YOU up….?
Peoplebreaker: I have already indulged in sufficient rest for the day, and I am making preparations to head to my job.
Himeko: Must be a pretty demanding job if it requires you to be up so early.
Peoplebreaker: Honestly, not at all. While it may be stressful at times, it is a rather enriching experience for everybody involved.
Peoplebreaker: Now, I sincerely apologize but I must bid you all farewell. It has been a pleasure conversing with all of you.
Peoplebreaker: Excluding that gambler.
Aventurine: oh how you wound me!
Peoplebreaker: ….. Jog.
Aventurine: ugh, fine
Aventurine went offline.
Peoplebreaker went offline.
Himeko: Alright, now lets all get to bed.
Himeko: You too, Firefly.
Firefly: Aw,,
Firefly: i was hoping to chat a little more with stelle ….
Stelle: yeah himeko youre no fun >:C
Himeko: you can chat all you want with her later. Feel free to invite her over some day, too.
Firefly: wait really….?
Stelle: YIPPEE!!!!11!!!!1!1
Himeko: Mhmm :)
Firefly: that would be lovely!
Stelle: <3
Firefly: <3
Caelus: ugh i hate gay ppl
Stelle: shut up ik youre fruity as FUCK boy
Caelus: ok but at least i dont flaunt it
Stelle: girl yes you do, esp when HE looks at you, you act all flustered n shit
Caelus: SHUT UP
Dan Heng: whos ‘he’?
March 7th: !
Caelus: STEELLE
Stelle: :)
Himeko: Guys….. Sleep. Stop arguing and go to bed.
Caelus: tell that to stelle
Stelle: fuck you
Stelle: anyways im gonna go to bed rn
Caelus: and prolly gonna dream about fucking *someone else*
Stelle: lol k and ?
Stelle: youre so single you cant even dream about it
March 7th: damn stelle going HARD
Caelus: stelle i thought you wwere my loving caring twin sis
Stelle: lol no
Stelle: anyways goodnight, and ive decided to keep the chat open
Firefly: yay
Stelle: JUST for the competition n aventurine better not be fucking lying i WANT that money
March 7th: puh-LEASE he sent me 500k credits!!! He is NOT lying
March 7th: anyways yeah gn to you all i am sleepy ngl nighty night
Dan Heng: Goodnight.
Himeko: Sleep tight!
Firefly: dont let the bed bugs bite!
Caelus: excluding stelle i hope they drain the blood out of all her organs then slurp on her brain matter as her body dries and rots
Firefly: oh… thats gore…. Of my comfort character…..
Dan Heng: didn’t know you knew some memes
Firefly: Silverwolf has been teaching me! Our next lesson is called the ‘brainrot lesson’
Firefly: also i must say goodnight now too, elio has a new script for us later today, night!
Stelle: night <3
Caelus: gayass bitch smh
Firefly went offline.
Himeko went offline.
3+ people went offline.