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[fourcausalcorrection has joined your world.]
[January 27]
[21:42] [Team Chat]
fourcausalcorrection: Can I have some of your greenblooms
Pairidaeza: no I already got them all sorry I just got shirin
Pairidaeza: but if you need anything else you can take it
fourcausalcorrection: Why would you let someone into your world on the first night of her banner if you’ve taken all of Shirin’s mats
Pairidaeza: taken? they're my mats
Pairidaeza: what if you needed help with something
fourcausalcorrection: My rank is higher than yours
Pairidaeza: maybe you’re friendship farming IDK
Pairidaeza: higher rank doesn’t mean you’re better it just means you spend more time looking at your computer screen
fourcausalcorrection: OK
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[fourcausalcorrection has requested to join your world.]
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[February 01]
[21:42] [Team Chat]
Pairidaeza: you again? I still have shirin just like last time I don’t have any greenblooms
Pairidaeza: did you literally wait 2 days for my flowers to reset and request me again
fourcausalcorrection: No. Fishing
fourcausalcorrection: You’re the last person on my coop list
Pairidaeza: do you mean to ASK if you can fish
fourcausalcorrection: You don’t seem like the type to want your fish
Pairidaeza: what the hell man
Pairidaeza: go crazy I guess
Pairidaeza: wait you have the 3000 fish thing on your profile… what are you doing right now
fourcausalcorrection: Getting the new fishing rod
Pairidaeza: whatever dude
[fourcausalcorrection has declined your co-op request.]
[fourcausalcorrection has declined your co-op request.]
[fourcausalcorrection has declined your co-op request.]
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[March 03]
[22:07] [Team Chat]
fourcausalcorrection: What do you want
Pairidaeza: I need your help with the boss event I can’t beat the dark psychopomp
fourcausalcorrection: Why me
Pairidaeza: all the whales on my friends list are offline and you’re the last person I cooped with
Pairidaeza: and I saw you have S6 shirin
fourcausalcorrection: You also have Shirin she’s tailor made to beat that thing
Pairidaeza: well I haven’t had time to build her yet
fourcausalcorrection: I remember you got her on day 1 of the banner
fourcausalcorrection: It’s been a month
Pairidaeza: have you ever heard of a job? the outside world
Pairidaeza: also creep you remember me :/
fourcausalcorrection: Yes I have heard of a job that is why I could afford to S6 Shirin
fourcausalcorrection: I don’t really coop that much
Pairidaeza: I can see why
Pairidaeza: come on let’s go
[fourcausalcorrection has declined your co-op request.]
[fourcausalcorrection has declined your co-op request.]
[fourcausalcorrection has declined your co-op request.]
[fourcausalcorrection has declined your co-op request.]
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[March 09]
[20:33] [Team Chat]
fourcausalcorrection: I am doing the quest
fourcausalcorrection: What
Pairidaeza: you didn’t have to let me in ok
Pairidaeza: IDK when I’ll have time to play again and I ran out of the troupe drops in my world but I need to level majnun’s autos
Pairidaeza: and no one else was letting me in
fourcausalcorrection: Fine
fourcausalcorrection: Why are you levelling Majnun’s autos
Pairidaeza: you literally main him he is your pfp you have him built for phys
Pairidaeza: what the hell do you mean why am I levelling majnun’s autos
fourcausalcorrection: It just doesn’t seem like you play consistently enough for building an A rank support as a physical DPS to be worth your resources
Pairidaeza: I’m not building him phys I just like to have all characters up to 8/8/8
Pairidaeza: and I did level shirin I just didn’t farm any echoes yet
fourcausalcorrection: Waste of resources
Pairidaeza: it’s my account
fourcausalcorrection: OK
[20:43] [Team Chat]
Pairidaeza: are you actually afk right now
[20:50] [Team Chat]
fourcausalcorrection: Obviously
Pairidaeza: aren’t you going to help me kill the lunar troupe guys
fourcausalcorrection: I assumed you didn’t need help
Pairidaeza: well I don’t my builds are great
Pairidaeza: I would leave your world faster if you helped me though
fourcausalcorrection: Fine
[fourcausalcorrection has declined your co-op request.]
[fourcausalcorrection has declined your co-op request.]
[You have joined fourcausalcorrection’s world.]
[March 16]
[20:59] [Team Chat]
fourcausalcorrection: What
Pairidaeza: I haven’t done the companion quest to unlock the new weekly yet so I have to go into someone else’s world
Pairidaeza: to do it
Pairidaeza: so can we do it
fourcausalcorrection: You can access it without doing the quest now in the book menu
fourcausalcorrection: Read the patch notes
Pairidaeza: I just don’t know if I believe you have a job
Pairidaeza: well I’m already here can we just do it
fourcausalcorrection: Fine
[21:07] [Team Chat]
Pairidaeza: ugh
Pairidaeza: MAYBE IF YOU ACTUALLY HEALED ME I WOULDN’T HAVE DIED
Pairidaeza: I hate that you can kill it that quick with two characters
Pairidaeza: I guess that’s what you get for playing team wallet
fourcausalcorrection: My Rostam and Makhaira are S0
Pairidaeza: how are you typing while fighting right now
[21:09] [Team Chat]
fourcausalcorrection: I think it was easier to beat her after you died
Pairidaeza: WTF
[fourcausalcorrection has requested to join your world.]
[You have declined fourcausalcorrection’s co-op request.]
[March 21]
[22:01] [fourcausalcorrection]
Pairidaeza: wait what did you want
fourcausalcorrection: Ley lines in coop for friendship
Pairidaeza: ok request again I just wanted to annoy you before
fourcausalcorrection: I’m already in someone else’s world
Pairidaeza: so I was just first on your list of *****s
Pairidaeza: *****s
Pairidaeza: who res
fourcausalcorrection: Yeah I guess
Pairidaeza: WTF
[March 27]
[22:58] [fourcausalcorrection]
Pairidaeza: good morning
Pairidaeza: can you fight the psychopomp with me
fourcausalcorrection: Knocking before entering, wow
fourcausalcorrection: Manners can be taught
fourcausalcorrection: If it’s quick, I’m going to bed in a bit
[You have joined fourcausalcorrection’s world.]
[23:00] [Team Chat]
Pairidaeza: what time is it for you?
fourcausalcorrection: 11pm
fourcausalcorrection: Are we doing it 4 times? How much ichor do you have
Pairidaeza: maxed out I can do 5
Pairidaeza: so we’re in the same time zone
fourcausalcorrection: What? You just said good morning
fourcausalcorrection: I thought you were on this server from outside of Sumeru because of your horrible ping
Pairidaeza: WTF
Pairidaeza: who should I bring
fourcausalcorrection: It doesn’t matter I have S6 Shirin
Pairidaeza: ugh
Pairidaeza: anyway it’s 11pm for me too but I just woke up from a nap
fourcausalcorrection: Now who’s jobless
Pairidaeza: I had to wake up to do my job ok
fourcausalcorrection: OK
[23:05] [Team Chat]
fourcausalcorrection: Why would you join my world and go AFK
Pairidaeza: I’m not afk I just don’t see why I have to contribute since you have S6 shirin
[fourcausalcorrection has disbanded the team. You will re-enter your world shortly.]
[fourcausalcorrection has declined your co-op request.]
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[23:06] [Team Chat]
Pairidaeza: okay okay I’m coming
[April 01]
[01:37] [fourcausalcorrection]
Pairidaeza: come online no one is letting me in to take their jasper hearts
[07:13] [fourcausalcorrection]
fourcausalcorrection: I sleep at night
fourcausalcorrection: Vampire
[fourcausalcorrection has declined your co-op request.]
[fourcausalcorrection has declined your co-op request.]
[You have joined fourcausalcorrection’s world.]
[23:01] [Team Chat]
fourcausalcorrection: Going to bed. Bye
Pairidaeza: DON’T GO TO BED YET I STILL NEED JASPER THINGS
Pairidaeza: why were you on at 7am
fourcausalcorrection: I will leave the game open while I brush my teeth for you
fourcausalcorrection: You have three minutes for jasper hearts
Pairidaeza: 3 whole minutes? your teeth must be very clean
Pairidaeza: this is ****ed up
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[May 12]
[21:22] [Team Chat]
Pairidaeza: no declines today
Pairidaeza: what’s the special occasion
fourcausalcorrection: Wow I thought Pairidaeza was lost to “Last online 31 day(s) ago”
fourcausalcorrection: I assume you’re going to ask for tokens for the photo event
Pairidaeza: yes can I have some purple ones
Pairidaeza: I just haven’t been online because of the ‘job’ thing I keep telling you about
Pairidaeza: you should try it some time
fourcausalcorrection: OK I sent the tokens
fourcausalcorrection: I have a job and it even lets me sleep at night time
Pairidaeza: whatever
Pairidaeza: do you have discord
fourcausalcorrection: Why
Pairidaeza: so I can tell you when I’ll be online and you can restructure your schedule around me
fourcausalcorrection: You’re very rude
Pairidaeza: you’re no peach yourself
Pairidaeza: I’m a delight
Pairidaeza: add me pairidaeza#0976
[21:31] [Team Chat]
Pairidaeza: you can just say no if you don’t want to instead of going afk man
fourcausalcorrection: Just one sec
This is the beginning of your direct message history with fourcausalcorrection.
[May 12]
pairidaeza [21:34]: ‘member since may 12 20XX’
pairidaeza [21:34] did you literally make an account for this right now
fourcausalcorrection [21:34]: Going to sleep. Good night
pairidaeza [21:35]: it’s 9:30
[May 19]
pairidaeza [18:20]: are you playing tonight
fourcausalcorrection [18:47]: At 8ish probably
pairidaeza [18:50]: ok I’ll come on
[May 27]
pairidaeza [03:42]: lay of al ahmar tonight
fourcausalcorrection [07:17]: Busy tonight
pairidaeza [11:01]: with what? staring at your own reflection
fourcausalcorrection [12:29]: Ask your mom
[June 05]
fourcausalcorrection [17:12]: Are you getting on today
fourcausalcorrection [17:13]: I want to do the new coop achievement series
pairidaeza [18:00]: can’t too busy this week
pairidaeza [18:00]: find another hoe
pairidaeza [18:00]: I am in a meeting with a client right now and I think I might start screaming at him in the middle of this zoom call
fourcausalcorrection [18:05]: OK
pairidaeza [18:31]: what’s that supposed to mean
fourcausalcorrection [18:37]: I was kind of surprised you have a job with clients
pairidaeza [18:40]: what’s THAT supposed to mean
fourcausalcorrection [18:41]: I thought you were a kid for a while
pairidaeza [18:41]: WHAT? WHY
fourcausalcorrection [18:42]: Your lowercase typing and way of speaking
pairidaeza [18:42]: I’m gonna block you dude
fourcausalcorrection [18:44]: OK
pairidaeza [18:46]: you thought I was a kid and you still added me on discord
fourcausalcorrection [18:47]: By then I figured you were an adult
pairidaeza [18:47]: really depending on vibes there
fourcausalcorrection [18:47]: I was right so
fourcausalcorrection [18:47]: I assume
fourcausalcorrection [18:47]: How old are you?
pairidaeza [18:48]: ok creep I’m 29
fourcausalcorrection [18:48]: OK
pairidaeza [18:49]: no tell me how old you are now
fourcausalcorrection [18:50]: 27
pairidaeza [18:50]: haha
fourcausalcorrection [18:53]: ?
pairidaeza [18:58]: you’ll get it when you’re older
[June 08]
pairidaeza [04:28]: lost my 5050 on makhaira
fourcausalcorrection [07:04]: That’s what you get for staying up until server reset
pairidaeza [07:06]: keep your opinions to yourself
pairidaeza [07:07]: I won’t get her now unless I get an early :(
fourcausalcorrection [07:18]: Sucks to suck
pairidaeza [07:20]: I thought you’d go for S2 isn’t it crazy
fourcausalcorrection [07:25]: I don’t like her that much
fourcausalcorrection [07:26]: And I don’t want to pull until Layla comes out
pairidaeza [07:26]: who is layla
fourcausalcorrection [07:27]: She’s a leaked A rank mentioned in one of Majnun’s voice lines
pairidaeza [07:30]: oh right his girlfriend I read his character stories
fourcausalcorrection [07:31]: Not really they couldn’t be together
pairidaeza [07:32]: how romantic
pairidaeza [07:32]: why do you collect S6 S ranks if you keep on maining A ranks man
pairidaeza [07:32]: woman
pairidaeza [07:33]: IDK
fourcausalcorrection [07:59]: I’m a guy
fourcausalcorrection [07:59]: I only have a few S6s
fourcausalcorrection [08:00]: And Xiphos I just got S4 trying to S6 Majnun
pairidaeza [08:03]: and majnun’s E5 celestial simulacrum was just luck I’m sure
fourcausalcorrection [08:08]: Obviously I whaled for that
fourcausalcorrection [08:08]: If you have a job why are you scrounging for exploration gems
pairidaeza [08:10]: I am employed not a billionaire
fourcausalcorrection [08:12]: That’s extreme
pairidaeza [08:12]: spoken like a rich person
[June 09]
pairidaeza [03:03]: I’m a guy too I meant to say it yesterday but I forgot
fourcausalcorrection [07:10]: K
pairidaeza [10:43]: dude
[June 12]
fourcausalcorrection [17:32]: I still haven’t done the coop achievements
fourcausalcorrection [17:32]: When are you going to be on
[June 19]
fourcausalcorrection [06:55]: No Makhaira I guess
[July 02]
fourcausalcorrection [20:16]: Quickly approaching last online 31 day(s) ago
pairidaeza [23:15]: I say again… JOB
fourcausalcorrection [23:17]: Sure
pairidaeza [23:18]: well work and I’m trying to figure out moving and also I was sick for like three weeks it was a whole thing
fourcausalcorrection [23:19]: Oh
fourcausalcorrection [23:19]: That sucks
fourcausalcorrection [23:19]: Did you get time off work?
pairidaeza [23:20]: LOL no
fourcausalcorrection [23:20]: Join a union or something
pairidaeza [23:21]: I have my own business I’m the evil boss
fourcausalcorrection [23:21]: So you why did you go to work sick
pairidaeza [23:22]: I don’t have the money to just take sick days
pairidaeza [23:22]: plus I feel bad rescheduling everything
fourcausalcorrection [23:25]: Do you think all of the people you got sick by going out had the money to take sick days
pairidaeza [23:26]: go fuck yourself for real
pairidaeza [23:26]: why are you awake anyway old man
fourcausalcorrection [23:27]: Couldn’t sleep
pairidaeza [23:28]: is everything ok?
fourcausalcorrection [23:30]: Yes
fourcausalcorrection [23:30]: Why would I tell you if it wasn’t anyway
pairidaeza [23:32]: IDK seems like you don’t have a lot of friends, thought I’d take pity on you
fourcausalcorrection [23:34]: Right
pairidaeza [23:36]: though taking pity on strays has never worked out for me before
pairidaeza [23:36]: ughhhh I’m kinda drunk I can not be thinking about my ex right now
fourcausalcorrection [23:38]: Why are you getting drunk on a Wednesday
pairidaeza [23:38]: you’re just like him
fourcausalcorrection [23:39]: Is everything OK?
pairidaeza [23:45]: yeah it’s just work and moving and ugh
pairidaeza [23:45]: I’m only telling you this because you don’t know who I am or anything about me but I’m in a lot of debt and I can’t really tell anyone but it’s kind of killing me a little
pairidaeza [23:46]: see how easy that was? your turn
fourcausalcorrection [23:48]: That’s shitty
fourcausalcorrection [23:48]: Not my turn though
pairidaeza [23:50]: of course
fourcausalcorrection [23:55]: When are you going to play Lay of Al-Ahmar again
pairidaeza [23:57]: IDK man just do the coop achievements with someone else
[July 06]
pairidaeza [20:00]: YOU SENT ME CRYSTALS? THAT’S WHY YOU ASKED
fourcausalcorrection [20:14]: Thought I’d take pity on you
pairidaeza [20:15]: ASSHOLE
pairidaeza [20:15]: ok well can you do the coop achievements with me now
pairidaeza [20:16]: want to VC
fourcausalcorrection [20:17]: What?
pairidaeza [20:17]: voice chat
fourcausalcorrection [20:18]: No
pairidaeza [20:19]: ugh
fourcausalcorrection [20:19]: I still haven’t done the coop achievements though so let’s go
pairidaeza [20:20]: you waited for me wow
fourcausalcorrection [20:21]: I don’t like doing coop that much
fourcausalcorrection [20:21]: Message me on the game chat
[July 10]
pairidaeza [17:42]: and all of this to say
pairidaeza [17:43]: I don’t even cry that much but I cried after that job was done
pairidaeza [17:43]: what an unpleasant man
fourcausalcorrection [17:44]: Why didn’t you just not take the contract if it was that bad
pairidaeza [17:44]: I mean I’m poor but also it was something to do with this community centre I’ve worked with before, so I wanted to help
pairidaeza [17:44]: I cannot give any more details I’m pretty well known in my field and I don’t want to expose myself
fourcausalcorrection [17:45]: Interesting
fourcausalcorrection [17:45]: Doing all that for shit pay and verbal abuse
pairidaeza [17:46]: don’t even start with me on this
fourcausalcorrection [17:50]: Fine
pairidaeza [17:51]: you have to have some bad coworkers or something right
pairidaeza [17:51]: or I guess you probably are the bad coworker :/
fourcausalcorrection [17:52]: I mostly work alone
fourcausalcorrection [17:52]: I am the bad coworker yes
pairidaeza [17:55]: now I feel bad
fourcausalcorrection [17:57]: I don’t care
pairidaeza [18:00]: something is up with you dude
[July 11]
fourcausalcorrection [22:58]: So if you use Rostam as your DPS you can use Majnun for speed buff and then Rukkha and Pushpa for the other two slots
fourcausalcorrection [22:59]: But I looked at your showcase you need more energy gen on Majnun since he’s only S4
pairidaeza [23:00]: I don’t even care about floor 13 that much I get too stressed out
fourcausalcorrection [23:01]: Your builds are fine you can do it if you practice
pairidaeza [23:01]: why do you care so much
fourcausalcorrection [23:02]: You don’t have to do it
pairidaeza [23:02]: FINE I’ll try
[July 12]
pairidaeza [03:45]: ok so I am stuck at 26/27 stars what the hell I hate it
pairidaeza [03:45]: I cried twice
fourcausalcorrection [07:22]: This season is an Asha check and your roster is not good for that
pairidaeza [13:33]: SO WHY DID YOU TELL ME TO DO IT
fourcausalcorrection [18:20]: You have good builds you’ll be fine
pairidaeza [18:39]: WTF
[July 21]
fourcausalcorrection [22:38]: If you don’t like video games why do you even play this one
pairidaeza [22:40]: I used to hate this game because my ex who I hate was kind of into it but then I got bored one day and also I think I was crying about him so I downloaded it and now I am here I guess
fourcausalcorrection [22:41]: Dramatic
pairidaeza [22:42]: when did you start playing
fourcausalcorrection [22:43]: Around launch
pairidaeza [22:43]: old
[July 30]
fourcausalcorrection [07:01]: You’re moving today right?
fourcausalcorrection [07:01]: Good luck or whatever
fourcausalcorrection [07:02]: I don’t think you need luck for moving
pairidaeza [14:36]: “or whatever”
pairidaeza [14:37]: I brought all my shit over I just have to unpack
pairidaeza [14:37]: I am not excited about having roommates I’m 30. that's what I need luck with
fourcausalcorrection [17:30]: Oof
fourcausalcorrection [17:30]: When was your birthday
pairidaeza [17:44]: trying to get my info so you can find out my true identity? no way
[August 11]
pairidaeza [00:12]: dude
pairidaeza [00:12]: one of my roommates yells all the time and he won’t shut up and it’s midnight
pairidaeza [00:12]: like not even ok yelling full on screaming shouting we share a WALL I literally think he just yells at his girlfriend on the phone it’s weird
pairidaeza [00:12]: and I had theeeee worst day at work and the guy said he’d have to pay me in two weeks and I was like ok because I’m nice and his wife is sick but like I’m already stretching myself thin my fridge is empty
pairidaeza [00:13]: and I’m behind on my loan payments and I’m so busy I don’t even talk to my friends anymore I don’t have time you’re my only friend that’s so fucked up
pairidaeza [00:15]: ugh I would delete these but you will see it in the notifications don’t send me any pity crystals ok
pairidaeza [00:16]: you have to tell me something awful in return for this
fourcausalcorrection [07:08]: Good morning
fourcausalcorrection [07:08]: Did you sleep at all
fourcausalcorrection [07:09]: Your roommate sounds like an asshole
fourcausalcorrection [07:09]: My something awful in return is that that one time I told you I couldn’t sleep was because I saw my ex in public that day
pairidaeza [15:15]: that’s pretty pathetic buddy
pairidaeza [15:16]: you didn’t even talk to her you just saw her
pairidaeza [15:16]: idiot
fourcausalcorrection [17:47]: He’s a guy
pairidaeza [17:57]: you don’t give off gay vibes at all
fourcausalcorrection [17:58]: OK
[August 19]
fourcausalcorrection [19:21]: Did you die
fourcausalcorrection [19:21]: It’s been a week
[August 20]
pairidaeza [05:56]: busy
pairidaeza [05:57]: and I am at 75 pity on this STUPID BANNER AND I DIDN’T GET ANY LAYLAS AND I GOT 26 STARS AGAIN
pairidaeza [05:57]: I don’t have any timeee and I don’t want your crystals
pairidaeza [05:57]: UGH
[August 21]
fourcausalcorrection [17:00]: I can log into your account to get the last stars
[August 22]
pairidaeza [13:40]: sure?? if you want
pairidaeza [13:43]: my account is [email protected] mehraK!0708 just tell me when you log on so I can give you the verification code
pairidaeza [16:29]: holy shit I know you’re probably still at work but
pairidaeza [16:29]: I just go home and whoever lives above me must have flooded their apartment or something IDK but MY room is flooded now and all my shit is ruined and my computer got ruined and it won’t turn on and I can’t afford a new one or to get it fixed and I don’t know where I’m going to sleep tonight now and I don’t know what I’m going to do
pairidaeza [16:30]: FUCK
fourcausalcorrection [18:16]: What
fourcausalcorrection [18:20]: Kaveh?
fourcausalcorrection [18:20]: If this is a joke it isn’t funny
pairidaeza [18:49]: what the hell are you talking about of course I’m not kidding what the fuck
pairidaeza [18:49]: what are you talking about
fourcausalcorrection [18:50]: It’s Al-Haitham, I recognize your email
pairidaeza [18:51]: no the fuck it isn’t are you stalking me
fourcausalcorrection [18:52]: [IMG_0932]
pairidaeza [18:55]: this can’t be real
pairidaeza [18:56]: you’re lying
fourcausalcorrection [18:57]: [IMG_0933]
pairidaeza [18:57]: this day can’t get worse
pairidaeza [18:58]: well here’s me for proof ignore the tears
pairidaeza [18:58]: [IMG_1045]
fourcausalcorrection [19:00]: If you need somewhere to stay you can stay with me
fourcausalcorrection [19:00]: I’ll come get you
pairidaeza [19:01]: fuck no
fourcausalcorrection [19:01]: Kaveh
fourcausalcorrection [19:01]: Call me
fourcausalcorrection [19:01]: Or tell me where you are
pairidaeza [19:10]: fine
pairidaeza started a call that lasted ten minutes. 22/08 19:13
pairidaeza [19:24]: don’t hang up on me asshole
fourcausalcorrection [19:25]: Stay where you are
fourcausalcorrection [19:25]: I’ll be there in fifteen minutes