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1. Murder is Hard When He Thinks You're In Love by Slutty_Tangerine

   Fandoms: American Psycho (2000), American Psycho (2000) RPF  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   07 Feb 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Paul Allen/Patrick Bateman
   • Patrick Bateman
   • Paul Allen (American Psycho)
   • Evelyn Williams (American Psycho)
   • Luis Carruthers
   • Accidental boyfriends
   • crackfic
   • Patrick is trying his best(but failing miserably)
   • Himbo
   • Help
   • Phil Collins approves of this relationship
   • Dark Humor
   • Misunderstandings
   • Satire
   • Not Canon Compliant
   • I Tried
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • ignoring time era
   • gay is okay
   • astrology is a big deal to paul
   • healing era
   • POV Patrick Bateman

   Summary

   Patrick Bateman is about to commit the perfect murder. The ambiance is immaculate: a pristine apartment, an expensive bottle of wine, and Phil Collins crooning in the background. It should be a moment of pure, psychotic bliss. And then—he slips. What follows is a downward spiral of horror, humiliation, and the single most distressing moment of his entire existence: unwanted physical affection. Murder was supposed to be the worst thing to happen tonight. Patrick was wrong.

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