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Shift A (mess)
Chim ♨️: PROBIE! Where are you? You've been gone for too long
Come and help me then
I hate my life rn
Hen ❤️🩹: Come on Ravi. Can't be THAT bad
Can't be that bad?
Are you fucking kidding me?
IT'S HELL. Gonna kms
Cap' Bobby 👨🍳: Language Ravi
Chim ♨️ : Yes Panikkar. Language.
That's why Hen's my favorite
+ she doesn't call me probie anymore
Even to be annoying
Hen ❤️🩹 : Awww. I'm the kid's favorite
But seriously what is taking you so long
Dumb & Dumber can't stop arguing
Srsly Cap' WHY did you put me with them for grocery shopping?
Cap' Bobby 👨🍳: Thought they would behave tbg
Chim ♨️: Damn Cap. You know how to text like the young ones!
Cap' Bobby 👨🍳: Is this your way of telling me that I'm old?
No lasagna for you tonight.
Cheh
Chim ♨️: I am so sorry Cap'
Hen ❤️🩹: May taught you right?
Cap' Bobby 👨🍳: No comments...
ANYWAY.
Back to my suffering please.
We have ALMOST everything one the list
BUT Buckley wants to bake
(Again... he's not coping well)
And they just keep arguing because Eddie wants one thing and Buck says the other is better
Chim ♨️: Damn. At least he's not running into danger
Hen ❤️🩹: Cap just give Chim a death glare. Too bad you missed that one at.
But yeah, he needs other ways to cope
Honestly I just want to be able to take a nap before the next call
But with those two idiots?
Ugh 😩
Chim ♨️: I know what you can do Ravi boy...
???
Hen ❤️🩹: Please. Whatever he is writing it's not a good idea
Chim ♨️: So little faith in me Henrietta
Just hands out a box of cat laxatives to Buck
He will either calm down, or be mad at you.
Either way, no more arguing
Mad at me?
Heck no
Don't want me to run after me with a chainsaw
....
Again
Cap' Bobby 👨🍳: Don't do that Ravi. I'll call them and tell them to hurry.
Captain oh my captain.
Also my savior 😭
Chim ♨️: Just so you know. Bobby didn't tell Buck that he won't have lasagna.
I smell favoritism here.
Buck (Nash-Diaz) 🪚: STFU
Cap' Bobby 👨🍳: Buck...
Buck (Nash-Diaz) 🪚: Sorry
Be there in 20 minutes