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Hello! Milk here uh. I'm gonna write some stuff now. Give me some time though. Byyyyyyyeeee

or. hello.. I guess

Edit September 21st, : Lol why did I call myself milk?  I mean that's like the ONLY thing I've ever called myself on here. weird....... >:(((

My writing is very BADDDDD In here! Don't have high expectations! Have the WORSSSSTTTTT expectations EVEERRRRR.... 

I've always liked calling their shipname Memebomb and SMG43more than SMG34 . mainly cause when I hear "SMG34" I think of rule 34. . . . . . . . 

uh. uh. ih .ih. jn. NJ .j k.  .up. 

These two aren't even in my top 10 ships anymore. :(

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(cool dream thing first)

SMG4 watched as the purple butterfly flapped its wings and landed on the flower. SMG4 enjoyed insects. They were weird and beautiful. Kinda like Three- wait what? Nevermind. SMG4 admired all the things around him. He could hear the leaves flowing in the wind and the mother bird feeding her ugly kids. He felt warm. Was it the sun? Maybe it was because he was wearing a sweater? Who knows. But it did make him feel cozy. He went to a flower patch full of bright yellow flowers.

"Pretty." SMG4 commented with a smirk. Maybe he can take these back to the castle to give to his sweet Coffee Cake! But SMG3 didn't really like yellow. Maybe there are other flowers? SMG4 slowly moved out the patch of bright yellow flowers so he wouldn't ruin them, and searched for other flowers. SMG3 must like purple, right? Or maybe black? Blue? Blurple?! Actually- Now that I think about that.. Yeah. let's go look for some blurple flowers. SMG4 smiled as he thought of the face the tsundere would make when he gave him the flowers. What he would say.. Ah, so wonderful.

"I don't want your flowers! You b-baka!" SMG4 thought SMG3 would say something like that. That's just that goofy man's style. SMG4 finally spotted the flowers. He lowered himself to the cold ground and gently picked up the blurple flowers. They looked more blue than purple, but they would do for SMG3. Hopefully they would. SMG4 held the flowers close to his chest. He heard a loud ringing noise. His tail shot up. He turned around and his vision went blank! Oh no! What has happened!

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SMG4 shot up in his bed. His clock was ringing. Oh. It was a dream. How sad. He heard a small groan beside him. He turned sideways and saw SMG3 stirring awake. SMG4 wrapped his tail around SMG3 and pulled him close. SMG3 sleepily opened his eyes and looked at SMG4 with those blood red rubies he calls eyes.

"Four? Is that you?" He mumbled with yawn following soon after.

"Yup." SMG4 answered as he wrapped his arms around SMG3's body. SMG3 seemed like he wanted to say something but he was snoring again before you could say "I'm gay as a giraffe." SMG4 giggled and looked at SMG3's sweet sleeping face. He adored that face. SMG4 kissed SMG3's forehead and SMG3 stopped snoring for a moment to let out a happy mumble of something. SMG4 shifted slightly so SMG3 could wrap his arms around SMG4 as well. SMG3 began snoring like a bear again. SMG4 smiled.

The two lovers went to sleep in each other's arms, forever together. Unless someone ruins it. Hopefully not!

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(Scene: In the courtyard during a break time I guess)

Tari pulled a strand of her blue hair behind her left ear as she recorded the duck's appearance on her chart. One duck was a yellow, white and gray one. It was a mother duck. She had three no, four ducklings following her. One was a pale yellow color, another was a yellow tinged with brown and gray. The largest duckling was gray with a yellow fang shaped tuft of feathers around his neck. The smallest duckling was a bright yellow. They were all very cute. Tari shuffled in her bag and pulled out her supply of duck food. There were some peas, lettuce, sweetcorn, oats, seeds, tomatoes, and some small fish she caught in the pond a few weeks ago. Tari got her special spoon and scooped out a good bit of the peas, seeds, and sweetcorn then she put it on the ground for the little duckies to enjoy. The mother duck waddled up to the mixture and began to consume it. The ducklings followed soon after. She let out a quiet happy squeal as the duckies feed. She recorded how much the mother duck ate and how much the ducklings ate. One of the ducklings, the pale yellow one, came up to her and let out a small quack and jumped onto her book. Its beady black eyes seemed to piece through her soul. Soon enough, more and more of the ducklings jumped onto her until she was laying on the grass with five ducks quacking on her. She let out a loud giggle. The ducks chewed her hair, but she didn't mind. As long as they didn't make her bald- who cares? She sat there for a while. Just on the grass with ducks all around her. But suddenly she heard the sound of boots on the ground. She slowly lifted up so the ducks wouldn't be startled and bit her. She saw a tall woman with pink and yellow hair in pigtails. She was wearing a brown leather jacket and a dark purple skirt. She had a black croptop underneath the jacket. She also had a choker on. Her boots ended just below the knee- they were black boots. She had a skull pin in her hair. Her makeup was not very noticeable from far away, but once she made it just infront of Tari, Tari could tell she had purple eye shadow on and black lipstick. Tari slowly took the ducks off of her and made sure that they still had some food before carefully standing up to look up at the woman. That's when Tari remembered who she was. Her name was Saiko Bichitaru.

Saiko cleared her throat, "What's that?" She asked with a pointed finger towards the book that was discarded beside Tari's right foot. Tari's lavender eyes brightened and she bent down to pick the book up.

"It's my duck recording journal. I uhmm... Record things about ducks. Like their appearance, their habitat, their diet, and how they act." Tari answered with a small smile. She looked down at the book in her hands and then looked back up at Saiko. She held the black book out for Saiko to take. Saiko snatched it out of Tari's hands not even a second after Tari held it out. Saiko began to flip through pages and look at what Tari wrote down. She made an approving nod.

"Cool stuff, Ms. Ducks." Saiko said with a smirk. She handed the book back to Tari who had a wide smile on her face. Saiko knew that face. That was the face of someone about to yap about their hyperfixation. Buckle in folks. "Oh woah, tell me mooree.." Saiko said with a chuckle. She put her hand on her hip. She noticed more ducks were gathering around the pond. They were playing together.

Tari's eyes brightened up like fireworks in the sky. Saiko liked fireworks. She liked fire and fireworks were a cool way to start a fire. "Okay, okay, so, you must think you know about ducks a lot," She began, she was shifting on the balls of her feet, "But do you really, really know about ducks? Like, the differences between a Mandarin duck's courtship display and a Wood duck's? It's a whole thing!" She rapidly flipped through the pages of her notebook and held it up to Saiko's face, "See? Here, I've got a comparative analysis of their plumage pattern. The Mandarin, with its beautiful feathers of vibrant colors, is all about flash! But the Wood duck? Oh, it's more subtle, more elegant. That iridescent sheen on their chest? OH MY GOD! It's a masterpiece of natural engineering!" She giggled like a manic.

Saiko blinked and stared at Tari with a blank expression. Tari flapped her arms excitedly like she was flying. She carefully jumped around the ducks, making sure not to step on them and she climbed onto a rock. Not sure why she did, but she did.

"And don't even get me started on their preening! The uropygial glad! The way they distribute oil to waterproof their feathers!" Tari let out a very, very happy squeal, "Did you know that some ducks have specialized feather structures that are like little combs to spread the oil evenly?" She flipped through her notebook and held the notebook up so Saiko could see the diagrams of duck bills and feet, and some of their wings. Saiko moved closer to the rock so she could see them, because she didn't have the greatest eyesight. "And the bills! The sheer variety! Filter feeders, grazers, divers! Each bill perfectly designed for its specific dietary niche! And the feet! Webbed, of course, but the size and shape of the webs vary depending on whether they're primarily surface feeders or deep divers. The physics of water displacement! It's incredible!"

Saiko was just about to say something but Tari cut in before she could.

"And their vocalizations!" Tari chirped, pulling out a small recorder. "Listen to this! This is a recording of a male Mallard's 'grunt-whistle' display. It's used to attract females during breeding season. And this," she pressed another button, "is a female Mallard's 'decrescendo call,' used to signal her brood to follow her. It's a language all its own!"

She paced back and forth on the stone, her voice rising in pitch with each new revelation. "And their migration patterns! The navigational abilities! The way they use the Earth's magnetic field and celestial cues to find their way! It's like they have an internal GPS! A feathered, quacking GPS! "And don't even get me started on the different breeds! The Rouen! The Pekin! The Muscovy! Each with its own unique characteristics and history! I'm currently researching the historical impact of duck breeds on agricultural practices in the 19th century! It's a surprisingly complex topic!"

She paused, taking a deep breath, her lavender eyes still sparkling. "So, you see? Ducks aren't just…ducks. They're a microcosm of the natural world. A testament to the beauty and complexity of evolution. And they're just…so…adorable!" Tari leaped off the stone and dusted herself off. Saiko chuckled and came up behind Tari to fix her hair back to normal. Tari giggled again. Her giggle was very sweet for a girl who just yapped about ducks for, what, 20 minutes? Like a maniac. Tari gently cupped a duckling into her hand. It was the smallest one from the yellow, white, and gray mother duck. She held it out to Saiko.

"Ducks are so cool, right?" Tari questioned with a wide smile. It was only then that Saiko realized she was blushing. Why was she blushing over this blue haired duck lover? Oh no.. Oh Golly.. Don't tell me.. LEEEEBAAAANIIIIIISIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS👹! Saiko slowly lifted her hands that were covered with rainbow gloves. She carefully picked the duck up from Tari's soft hands. The duckling felt even softer than Tari's hands, even softer than her hair. Saiko felt a smirk forming on his face.

"What's his name?" Saiko's gaze drifted from the duckling to Tari. Tari tilted her head and tapped her finger on her chin.

"I'm not sure." She replied with a slightly amused tone. Saiko looked back at the duckling. Saiko looked at the coloring of the duck and the poof of feather that seemed to stick out above his small head. Those beady little eyes. They really did piece through your soul. Like they see every sin you've ever made in your pitiful life. Every mistake. Every wrong doing. Like they judge you. Like they hate you... No. They're just ducks! What am I talking about? Saiko looked up at Tari.

"Let's think about it tomorrow." Saiko answered. Tari smiled and clapped her hands together happily. Tari has a new friend! And a pretty emo girl none the less! Maybe Saiko could teach her how to dress cool? I mean, khaki shorts and a light blue shirt with a duck pin on the pocket of the shirt isn't that cool. Saiko smiled back at Tari and ruffled her hair. She gently placed the duck back on the ground and it ran back to its siblings. Saiko dug in the pocket of her jacket and pulled out her phone. She checked the time. Break time was over. Tari seemed to realize this too as the rest of the kids in the courtyard began to pick up their things and run back to their designated learning areas. Tari waved a goodbye to Saiko and shoved her notebook in her bag then ran off. Saiko brought a hand up to where she thought her heart might be. Oh, wowie zowie...

-The Next Day During Lunch-

Saiko was listening to music with her headphones that were on life support. She was chewing on a stick of cheese her mom (?) gave her for lunch. She felt a weight plop down beside her and she pulled one of her headphone ears off. She turned around and saw Tari with a wide smile plastered on her face. Saiko smiled back and pulled her headphones all the way off.

"Hey, Tar-Tar." Saiko greeted Tari. Tari pulled out her pickle and tuna sandwich and waved to Saiko. Wait- pickle and tuna? What the hell? That sounds horrible! Ya'll don't eat that, right?... You better not.

"Have you came up with a name for the small duck yet?" Tari asked Saiko after she took a bite of the sandwich. Saiko nodded and smirked.

"Ahava. That's the name I came up with." Saiko took a bite out of her cheese stick. It was half way done. A couple more bites and then she'll eat her grapes and drink some pineapple juice that she would buy from the sketchy guy who sat outside the doors of the school.

Tari's propped her head on her hand. She had a thoughtful expression on her pretty face. She took a bite out of her pickle and tuna sandwich. Some of it was still on her face after she took the bite. Saiko lifted a hand with a napkin in it and wiped it off. Tari was confused at first but soon she chuckled and kept chewing. Once she was done with the third bite, she took a swing of grape juice. She licked her lips then wiped her hands off with the napkin. She pushed the sandwich away from her and then turned her body all the way towards Saiko.

"That means love, doesn't it?" She asked the emo girl. Saiko nodded.

"I saw in a book. Something about a fantasy world, I think." She took a bite of the cheese stick. Tari pushes the remains of her lunch back into the brown paper bag she uses as her lunch box and takes one last swing of grape juice. She throws the plastic cup in the trash can that was not very far away from her and Saiko's table. She stretched and Saiko couldn't help but let her eyes linger on Tari for a couple more minutes than she should have. Saiko stood up to go buy the grapes and water from the sketchy food seller as soon as Tari stood up to leave. Purple eyes lingered in those beautiful lavender ones. Tari thought for a moment how to give Saiko a gift for thanks. She stood up, not quite on her tippy toes but almost, and gave Saiko a kiss on the cheek. Saiko was as red as a ripe tomato. Tari giggled.

"Once we have break time today, we'll name the rest of the ducks!" Tari added as she ran out the entrance of the lunchroom. Saiko lifted her hand up to her cheek. What the hell is her life?

-Break Time!-

Saiko sat crisscrossed applesauce as Tari held up every duck and duckling up to Saiko and naming them all. The pale yellow duckling was named Petal, the one that was yellow with a tinge of brown was named Wood, the largest duck of the mother duck was named Fang since his feathers formed a fang-like shape. The mother duck of Ahava and its siblings was named Lillemor. Saiko and Tari decided on everyone together. They found out that the father duck was a large brown and white with yellow on his tail feathers. Saiko named him all by herself. She decided on Abraham for the large duck. They tried to make all the ducks names mean something. Like Aiden, Asher, Faye, Grace, Kaitlyn, and Morningstar. Other than Ahava, Morningstar was Saiko's favorite duck. He was mean, and had beady red eyes instead of black or brown like most of its other duck friends. It seemed instead of judging you on your wrong doings, he enjoyed it. He loved them. He honored them. He made you feel great about them. That's why Tari chose Morningstar. It means Lucifer in Latin and like uh.. Spooky devils and sins blah, blah, blah. I've read so many Adamsapple fics that I can't remember anything Bible related. Anyways...

"This is so much fun! I love being your friend, Saiko. You're so understanding about ducks and you never judge me about me loving them so much!" Tari squealed to Saiko. Saiko's cheeks flushed and she mumbled a 'you're welcome.'

dee end.

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(Scene: A lake in the forest surrounding the castle)

Tari titled her head as the rest of the crew came and inspected the murky water.

"Odd.." Meggy commented. She stuck her bandaged hand in the liquid and pulled back when she felt her hand get numb. "Eugh," She rasped, "That's yucky."

Mario didn't even dare touch it. He didn't trust that stuff. SMG4's tail was curled tightly around his girlfriend's arm. Tari looked down at him and gave him a firm pat on his shoulder. SMG4 seemed to relax. SMG3 glared at the display of affection. His tail whipped with anger behind him. If he couldn't control it then he would have slapped Boopkins with it by now. Speaking of Boopkins, he was cowering behind SMG3. He hugged tightly on SMG3's leg. Usually in this situation SMG3 would have kicked Boopkins away, but he was too focused on the love birds in front of him. Bob wasn't there. He was doing something at the local strip club. Saiko was tapping her foot on the ground. She seemed agitated. By what? No one knows. Maybe it was the two love birds? Nah. Saiko would never fall in love with Four! SMG3 would make sure of that. Maybe it was Tari? Saiko and Tari did always seem close to one another. But no one would truly know the answer. Not when SMG4 and Tari were together. Now, lets take out attention from the couple and back to the dirty lake that's in this already scary forest. SMG3 could see some small orange fish swimming about there. They weren't dead, which was usually a good sign.

"Alright, so it's...murky, cold, and apparently numbing," Meggy summarized, wiping her hand on her pants. "And there's fish. Alive ones, even."

SMG3 scoffed, his tail still twitching. "So what? It's a lake. Lakes have fish. It's not exactly rocket science." He glanced down at Boopkins, who was still clinging to his leg, and sighed. "Get off me, you useless lump." He didn't kick him, though, which was a small victory for Boopkins.

"But...but the water's weird!" Boopkins whimpered, pointing a trembling finger at the lake. "And it's in a scary forest! Scary forests have scary things!"

"Like what? Talking fish?" SMG3 retorted, rolling his eyes. "Look, it's just a lake."

Saiko let out a frustrated huff. "Enough with the fish already! We need to figure out why this lake is so…off." She crossed her arms, her gaze sweeping over the surface of the water. "Something doesn't feel right."

Mario, who had been suspiciously quiet, suddenly piped up. "Maybe it's full of spaghetti!" He leaned forward, squinting at the water. "I don't see any, though. Maybe it's invisible spaghetti!"

SMG4 chuckled, patting Mario on the shoulder. "I think you're just hungry, Mario." He turned to Tari, his expression softening. "Maybe we should try to find out where this lake leads? Or if it connects to anything?"

Tari nodded, her eyes fixed on the water. "It definitely feels…strange. Almost…heavy." She trailed off, a flicker of unease passing over her face.

SMG3 watched them, his jaw tightening. He hated how easily they worked together, how effortlessly they seemed to understand each other. It was infuriating. He wanted to yell at them, to tell them they were being stupid, that it was just a lake. But something held him back. Not sure what it was but it was something. Something.. Scary.

He looked at the small orange fish again. They were swimming in tight circles, almost frantically. Something was off about them too, something he couldn't quite put his finger on.

"Maybe," he said, his voice unusually quiet, "Maybe we should just leave."

The others turned to him, surprised by his sudden suggestion.

"What?" Meggy asked, raising an eyebrow. "Just leave? We haven't even figured out what's wrong with it yet."

"Yeah!" Mario agreed. "We gotta find the spaghetti! Or whatever is in there.."

"I just…I don't like it," SMG3 mumbled, his tail twitching nervously. "Something's wrong here."

Saiko narrowed her eyes, studying him. "You're acting weird, Three. What's going on?"

SMG3 hesitated, then shook his head. "Nothing. Just…a bad feeling." He couldn't explain it, couldn't articulate the growing dread that was tightening his chest. All he knew was that he wanted to get away from this lake, away from the strange, murky water, and away from the unsettling feeling that was creeping over him.

Melony, who had been quietly observing, took a step forward to take a better look. She looked down at the murky water. "I don't think this is safe.. We should listen to Three."

Everyone seemed to listen to her. Why didn't anyone agree with him when he said it? Idiots. SMG3 looked at the others as they slowly began to finally see the obvious option. Leave this place. Everyone made a sigh as they turned from the lake and went back to the castle. Tari tripped and fell into the water.

"Tari!" Everyone said in unison, except for SMG3. He didn't notice until everyone screamed. It rang in his ears and made him put his hands to his ears. SMG4 gasped and went to jump in the water. Like the god damn hero he is. He's gonna get himself killed. Literally.

-under the water now!-

Water filled Tari's mouth and nose in every desperate attempt to take in a breath. Her legs wouldn't push her up and her arms didn't help either. She felt something come up beside her and tried to pull her up. Four! He was struggling too. SMG4's throat was full of the murky water and bubbles were appearing around his face as he kept accidentally taking in gulps of the dirty liquid. Tari tried her best to help him, to get out. But her jacket was stuck on a branch. SMG4 soon realized this and tried to snag it free. It did not work and SMG4 was started to lose his vision. His eyes were getting blurry. Lightheadedness. Tari ripped her jacket off and forced herself to not take anymore gulps of the horrid lake water. SMG4 tail wrapped tightly around Tari's body and he tried his best to swim up. SMG4 kicked his legs, pushing against the heavy water, but it was like trying to climb a waterfall. The murky green began to darken, the light from above dimming. Tari felt a strange numbness creeping over her. Her vision swam, and she saw distorted shapes moving in the distance, small, orange figures. The fish.

SMG4’s grip loosened, his tail falling away. His eyes closed, and he began to sink, his body limp. Tari reached out, her fingers brushing against his hand, but she couldn’t hold on. The darkness was closing in, a suffocating void that consumed them both. In one last attempt, Tari reached out and pulled SMG4 up to her. It was no use but she wanted to be near him in their last moments. She took one last gulp of water before her eyes slowly closed as well.

-On The Surface-

Tari! Four!" Meggy screamed, her voice hoarse. She was pacing the shore, her bandaged hand clenched into a fist.

Mario was jumping up and down, his face a mask of pure terror. "NO! NO!" He sobbed loudly.

SMG3's eyes were wide, his tail lashing wildly. He felt a cold dread, a sickening realization that he had been right. Something was terribly wrong with this lake. They shouldn't have gone here.

"We have to do something!" Boopkins cried, tears streaming down his face. He was clinging to Saiko's leg, his body shaking.

Saiko's face was grim, her eyes fixed on the churning water. "They're not coming up." She hugged herself and she kept herself from letting out a sob. SMG3 let out a shaky breath and fell to his knees. His tail curled around his leg for comfort. Soon enough everyone was crying or sobbing. SMG3 just looked down at his hands. He started to cry. No noises came out. Just hot tears. He should have convinced them faster. Then SMG4 wouldn't have to save Tari.

the end!

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SMG4’s P.O.V.
Mario and me-... Or is it Mario and I? I don’t really care. We were walking around the Mushroom Kingdom like usual when suddenly a USB Fell down from the sky. Me and Mario stopped in our tracks. We saw the USB slowly open with a mechanical sound. Someone came out of it and he looked like me, a Mario recolor. His overalls were a bit big on him (like just LITTLE BIT) so they hung over his feet. He had long hair that was either very unkept or it just looked like that normally. He was shorter than me by an inch or two.

“W-where am I?..” He asked, sounding extremely tired and weary. “You're-a in the Mushroom Kingdom!” Mario said happily. “M-mushroom Kingdom?-” He breathed out before losing balance. He fell down on his knees. I ran over to him.

“Woah you okay?” I said while I held him up.

“Yeah..” He said shakingly as he looked up at me with tired red ruby eyes.

“What's your name?” I asked.

“I.. SMG3?” He answered.

“Oh.. well I’m SMG4 and this is my friend Mario.” Mario waved to him. He leaned on me. “Let's get you to the castle.” It seemed SMG3 didn’t hear him. He just slowly nodded.

A couple hours later

(Third person)
The stranger- who they now know as SMG3, was sleeping on the couch. His face was buried in between a cushion and he was snoring quietly. SMG4 was beside him, watching to make sure the shorter male didn’t suddenly stop breathing. Peach was making medicine for SMG3. Other than SMG4, she was the most worried for this weird man that came out of the black and purple USB. SMG4 had done that as well. But his USB was white and blue. SMG3 began to stir once Peach gave SMG4 some bandages.

“I saw some blood on the carpet. I already checked Mario- and I know it's not you so it's gotta be SMG3. Make sure to be gentle with him and bandage him up nicely, Four!” Peach said in such a hurried but calm tone of voice that SMG4 barely heard what she said and she sprinted away before SMG4 could ask for her to repeat it. SMG4 sighed and looked at the blood that was on the couch once SMG3 sat up from the couch. SMG4 doesn’t do blood. Not that it makes him sick. It’s just too sticky. He gently nudged SMG3 out the way and began to clean the red mess up from the- oh god, white couch. Peach might kill SMG4 once she finds out. Or maybe she’ll just scold him, who knows? Once he got done and the washcloth was soaked in the red liquid, he threw it into the trash bin and his attention went back to SMG3. Now that SMG4 has an even better look at the shorter man, he has a USB tail that resembles the one he fell out of. SMG4 has one too, but he doesn’t like it and keeps it hidden. Odd. They have the same attributes. Same look. Came to the universe the same way. Has the same annoying little tails. SMG4 slowly picked up SMG3’s arm and pulled the purple sleeve up to SMG3’s shoulder. SMG3 winced but did not pull away. He just trembled. SMG4 began to disinfect the wound that was causing the red liquid to pool onto the white couch. SMG3 let out a loud whine.

“Woah. A whiner.” SMG4 grunted under his breath. SMG3 tilted his head as SMG4 began to wrap the bandages around his arm.

“What’s a whiner?” SMG3 asked innocently. He looked up at SMG4 with large, red ruby eyes with a sparkle of teal in them. His eyelashes were long. SMG4 sighed and looked down at SMG3.

“You cry a lot.” SMG4 answered. SMG3 blinked and didn’t say anything in reply. SMG4 wrapped the last of the bandage around SMG3’s arm. SMG3 yawned. SMG4 saw he had a tint of yellow on his teeth. It wasn’t very yellow but it definitely was still yellow.

☆ ★ ✮ ★ ☆

“Are you tired?” SMG4 questioned SMG3 with a tilt of his head. SMG3 looked thoughtful for a moment that felt like hours to SMG4. This new guy really took a while to respond to things. SMG3 nodded after he noticed SMG4 had an annoyed look on his facial features. SMG4 huffed softly and got up to get a blanket for the shorter male.

(SMG3’s POV)
I can still feel the pounding in my head from when I got in this place. I look around the place- which I believe is a “castle”. The walls, which are bricks, are an ashy white color. They look like clouds. Very pretty clouds. There is a red stain on the thing I’m sitting on. I’m unsure what it is. All I know is that it's red and it has this metallic smell. I curl up on the cushy thing I was sitting on, trying to avoid the stain, and close my eyes. A buzzy feeling goes through my body that makes me feel… tired. Yeah. That’s what the word is. Tired. Tiiiirrreedd… T-t-tired! Such an interesting word. Mr. Blueman should tell me more words. I heard a sound but I was too.. TIRED!- To lean up and see what it was. But I could make up milky white overalls and blue. Mr. Blueman! I looked up and saw those blue eyes. Pretty… But not as pretty as mine. Mine are better. Red is MUCH better than blue.

SMG4 placed the fluffy gray blanket over my body and tucked it in. He whisperered in my ear, “You comfy?” I tilted my head, about to ask what the term ‘comfy’ meant before he sighed and rubbed a hand over his face.

“Comfy means comfortable and comfortable means feeling good. So, do you feel good?” Mr. Blueman asked again. I let out a hum of understanding and nodded tiredly. I curled up in the blanket. SMG4 took my hat off and rubbed my messy hair before I felt the extra weight on the couch go away. Aw. I wanted Mr. Blueman to stay. He’s nice.

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He Let Go: Based on the Wattpad book

SMG4 let out a huff as he climbed out of the pit. His boot made a squelch as it hit the mud building on the rim of the pit. Meggy helped Tari up out of the pit. Once everyone was out, SMG4 suddenly got a headache. He gripped his head as a painful ringing filled his ears. He almost tripped over backwards into the pit before Mario wrapped his tail around him and pulled him up.

“Glitchy? Are you-a okay?” Mario asked with a frown. SMG4 was already acting crazy before. Saying something about someone named SMG3 and that he dropped him. And then of course there was that insane episode before that. SMG4 just can’t catch a break, can he?

“Yeah..” SMG4 rasped as the headache started to ease. His tail twitched nervously behind him. Saiko said something in Japanese that SMG4 couldn’t quite catch. Boopkins seemed to answer a question. Why can’t SMG4 hear them? Oh. It’s just the headache. SMG4 stepped away from the pit, just in case he fell down again. Once everyone else saw him moving they decided they should too. They didn’t want to fall down there. That would be very unlucky. SMG4 looked down into the pit with a cold gaze. Who was SMG3? And why in the Godbox would SMG4 be so worried about him? SMG4 smudged some mud that got onto his white glove. Great. Something else to worry about.

- At SMG4’s RV-

Since the castle was of course gone, SMG4 had to live in his RV. Mario gave him the keys to his and Luigi’s home but SMG4 didn’t want to live there. He felt it would be rude. So he mainly stayed in the RV living off Fruit Roll Ups. Today he decided to go to the Internet Graveyard. He was tasked with looking after it ever since the original caretaker who everyone called The Caretaker was getting old. Sometime around WOTFI 2020. That was probably SMG4’s favorite one. It was the one right before the whole thing with Niles and 0. Right before he had a reason to exist. SMG1 and SMG2 said he was special. A special Meme Guardian. Apparently it's fairly rare to not have a Meme Guardian partner. There's only been a couple in the history of Meme Guardians. SMGNegitive2 was one. She is still somewhere out there. Another was SMG78. And there were others. SMG5 was one too. He’s somewhere in Bloopervile. He never had powers. SMG4 was the newest one to not have a Meme Guardian Partner. But that almost felt wrong. Like that was not correct? How could it not be? Even SMG1 and 2 said it was correct. SMG4 would know that.. Eh! Let’s stop thinking about this..

SMG4 went to the off brand Starbucks shop where Karen worked part time. Her three kids were there. SMG4 loved kids (pause). Even if he was a horrible dad for Beeg– at least in making him not be evil– he was good with kids. He was good with SMG3’s–...Who’s that? Oh, right, that’s the person Meggy was talking about. Apparently SMG4 risked his life for him? Odd. Why would SMG4 behave like that? More importantly, why would he be thinking of that fake person made up in his mind?

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3’s POV:

I woke up to the sound of my beautiful baby Eggdog yipping for their food.

“I’m up! I’m up!”, I said as they licked my face making sure I got up. I jumped off my bed and walked to make my beloved Eggdogs food. I poured the pefer-... great amount of food for them. I laughed as they ran to eat the food. I walked to my closet, picked up my overalls and shirt, slipped them on and walked out. I found my hat on top of my notebook. I was about to pick it up when I realized, “I forgot to brush my hair!” then as quick as a cheetah to pick up the brush Meggy bought for my birthday and started to brush my hair out making sure to brush the floof of hair shaped like a heart, “Dumb thing..” I said to myself.

Once I got finished with my hair I checked my phone but there was nothing there so I put my phone down, but then I got a notification from SMG4 or what I had him named: SuperMegaGross4 ha! …I’m so smart.

it said “Heeey 3 sooo you said you’d show me what’s in your notebook… Can I see it?”

I scoffed at his text and replied with “No stupid you can’t”

He quickly replied with “I’ll make a SNOWTRAPPED 2.”

I almost dropped my phone when I read that I was probably as red as a tomato. I almost replied with “REALLY??” but I stopped myself…

I thought about it for a moment… and replied with “Why would YOU do that? 😰” I could almost hear his stupid evil laugh from the screen.

He replied with “I know you want it.”

I blushed very very very VERY hard… I threw my phone over to my beautiful Eggdog.

“O-okay h-he’s not being serious…. R-RIGHT!?” Eggdog looked at me, rolled their eyes, and then went to its bath.

“O-oh lord what if he’s being serious!” I said frantically.

“O-alright.. I’m just gonna go over to the castle… Eggy’s got food and water…. They’ll be fine.. Alright by my beautiful Eggdog!” I waved to them even if they couldn’t see me and ran upstairs to my coffee shop.

“Just breathe.. Just breathe SMG3… just breathe..” while I was taking deep breaths SMG4 texted me again but this time it went through on my watch.

“Dammit I thought I took this feature off..” I said to myself as I checked the text…

“So.. wanna do it?~” I blushed again and screamed to try to get these stupid emotions away! I walked angrily to the castle. When I stepped one foot in the castle I was greeted by my daughter.. Or Melony.

“Hi SMG3!” she waved at me from the living room.. Dang she took my cover away. At least I get to see her since she’s usually sleeping… Did I mention she literally slept for like… 3 months worth of episodes?

“H-hey Melon..” she smiled and went… back to sleep dammit. I walked over to the coach everyone was at and saw Meggy, Mario, Saikio, Tari, Bob, Boopkins, Luigi, Karen, and of course SMG4. everyone except the lesbians (Tari and Saikio) since they were paying attention to each other and Bob since he was watching the TV greeted me oh and SMG4… he just smiled at me with those sharp teeth… wonder what those would feel like if they bit me- WAIT WHAT WHO SAID THAT?... n-nevermind.

“Hey Princess~” SMG4 said… seductively?

I replied with, “Hi SMG4…” some people started to look suspicious of me and SMG4.

“Ya’ll gonna kiss-” Mario tried to say then Meggy slapped him.

“Red! Even if they’re the second …or maybe most gayest people here they wouldn’t kiss!... right guys?” She looked at me and SMG4. SMG4 nodded, then I nodded very slowly..

Boopkins then said, “Hey should we go to that campsite today?”

Bob replied, “ARE THERE LADIES.” It sounded more like a statement than a question.

”はい、ボブ、女性がいます.” (Yes Bob there are ladies.) Saikio replied, sounding annoyed.

“THEN I’M IN!” he said in his robotic voice. SMG4 walked behind me and wrapped his arms around my waist (WOAH)

“W-what?” I said while blushing.

He put his head in the crook of my neck and said, “Yeah I think we should go to the campsite… what do you think Babycakes?~”

I thought, “W-why is he doing this!? A-and why is it hot in here all of a sudden!”

Then I said, “Y-yeah c-ccool sure!” Dammit, I sounded like a rambling idiot!

Meggy raised an eyebrow at SMG4’s action and Mario started giggling while Luigi chuckled softly.

“Aww… well then it’s settled! Let's get ready.” Everyone went to get their stuff together while Bob followed Boopkins to murder him for the seventh time this week. I was shaking from SMG4 still being there…

He whispered in my ear, “Gonna show me what's in that notebook of yours?~”

I replied in a shaky voice, “N-no..”

He chuckled and said, “Well I’ll leave you to get your things ready byyye~” he let go of me then went to his room. I stood in a sort of daze but then shook it off…

"This is going to be a long week..” I said annoyed but still flustered. 7 (3+4=7) hours later they were at the campsite.

“Awww you brought Eggdog too!!” Tari said excitedly.

“Yeah… Karen didn't have time to babysit them since she went with us here..” I replied.

“Come on guys, let's get our tents set up!” Luigi said from behind the tree he was.. Peeing probably. By the time we got all of our tents built it was already nighttime.

“Dang didn’t know it would be this late.” Karen said as she brushed her hair out.

“そう、私も…” (Yeah, me neither…) Saikio answered.

"Oh, hey, Babe look at this fire we made!” Tari exclaimed to Saikio

“来る.” (Coming.) Saikio replied. I yawned and rubbed my eyes.

“Sleepy are we, Sweetness~..” SMG4 said.

”Ugh..” I said flusteredly.

“Ha the gay boys are being gay again!” Mario said from his plate of spaghetti.

“I’m not gay! I’m pan..” I said quietly.

“Well I’m bi with a preference for m-... SMG3!~” SMG4 said happily.

“HA KNEW IT.” Bob said in his stupid robotic voice.. I’m getting tired of that voice.. I’ve had to deal with it for like 4 years now.

“Good joke SMG4!” Luigi said with a smile. Meggy raised an eyebrow

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“SMG3 and The Multiverse”

TIME SET: After Genesis Arc. 

PLOT: SMG3 receives a book from One and Two with things that Meme Guardians are capable of. He finds ‘Portal Maker’(the name is a work in progress). He thinks that’s not that different since he can already do that but then he finds out that these portals go to different universes. Which he clearly cannot do.

Different AU’s: Scared AU (not owned by me, owned by Theartistisme43), Playing The Long Game AU (not owned by me, owned by (I forgot)), SMG4 Villain AU made by Blamin8r on wattpad, SMG4 Villain AU by Xenathen on deviant art, Disease_SMG3 AU (owned by me), Guilty stars (owned by me, one that SMG4 drops SMG3 down it features Mirror SMG4), (one of the many that’s not owned by me owned by the person on Wattpad) Role Swap 1 AU, New To Town AU (owned by me based on the Wattpad fic I cannot find ), Hugs and Kisses AU (owned by me, it's just all of them with ALL of my headcanons.), Missing Hat (Owned by me, it's the one where SMG4 is left in the pit), Don’t Joke Like That (Owned by me, based on the oneshot by ClearCasket), Guardians (owned by me, the one where everyone had versions before the whole thing where Four and Three comes down in the USBs, features SMG4 and SMG3 being engaged)

I forgot who some of these are owned by so uh.. Nice au’s guys :D

Some of these will only have brief mentions. Like Playing The Long Game. 

Things are gonna be out of character so you’ve been warned.. Also if I leave out an AU then It's because I didn’t have motivation to do it.

NOW ON WITH THE VIDEO

“Ugh, this thing is heavy!” SMG3 said as he picked up the book almost falling to the hard cold floor.

“If only Four and his strong arms were here.” He blinked

“Nevermind..” He flipped through the pages to the one he was reading previously.

“ Once a Meme Guardian has trained enough they may be able to make portals, portals to different universes. Some good, some bad. ”

SMG3 scoffs. “So I’ve still gotta hold the idiot's hand? This stuff is pretty stupid if you ask me. Maybe I can try it by myself, yeah! Ima do that!” He giggles like the evil villain he is. SMG3 stands up, cracking his back. He walked over to the front of the small sofa he was laying on and got into what could only be called a “Super Awesome Yet Dumb” pose. He took a deep breath then he focused all his energy into his hands. He managed to make a wisp of light form. ”Great! Almost there!” SMG3 thought to himself with a smirk. A small portal opened and then it started to grow slightly bigger until it was about 2 heads taller than Three.

“Woohoo!” SMG3 said happily. “I'ma just leave a note real quick,” He wrote a small note saying he was doing something and he’d be back soon.

“Annnnd, done!” He said smiling. He placed the note down on the table and then turned around to face the portal. It was swirling with purples, blues, and even a couple neon greens in there. He glances around to make sure no one else was around before walking into the portal. Soon after he walks in the mysterious portal.

Chapter 2: Hugs and Kisses

SMG3 stumbled out of the portal into a world that looked like the castle. He shook himself off and looked around. He saw someone who looked like SMG4, but he was.. Different? “Auuugh..” SMG3 groaned, “My head hurts.” The weird SMG4 blinked and that’s when SMG3 noticed he had a splash of yellow in those deep blue eyes.

“Coffee.. Cake?” The different looking SMG4 asked with a tilt of his head. SMG3 narrowed his eyes when he heard a noise coming from the bushes beside the other SMG4.

“Honey! Where are you–” A version of SMG3 pushed through the bushes and his eyes widened. The SMG3 slowly made his way beside the other SMG4 and that’s when SMG3 noticed he had a (And then it stops).

Chapter Text

 Main characters-                        Side characters/small appearances characters

Mario                                         Peach

SMG4                                         Karen 

SMG3                                         Toad

Boopkins                                   Belle

Saiko                                        “The babysitter”

Tari                                           Terrence the second (not our beloved Terrence R.I.P)

Luigi

Swag

Chris

Bob

Meggy

SMG3’s pov.

 SMG4 and his friends defeated me.. I was sent to the internet graveyard. 

“Ugh.. ow..” I said as I lifted my hand to my left eye only to find out it was glitched?.. “A no texture thing?..”  It was hurting as well… It felt like a really bad headache. I walked around and found an army of Ugandan knuckles?... They made lots of clicks and noises at me then one with an old tatere top hat came and bit on my sleeve then started taking me somewhere.. It took me to some weird place.. There was a person I would presume is the graveyard babysitter or something… “Who have you brought to me Terrence the second?” it said in a loud voice. I answered, “I’m SMG3..” It had a mad look on its face “TERRENCE THE SECOND you dare bring a Meme Guardian into my presence!” The one with the name Terrence the second replied with many clicks and then The babysitter said, “Oh… he doesn’t know what a meme guardian even is,” he continued, “Well you’re basically the guardian of memes clearly, you also have a partner named SMG4.” My eyes widened at its words. “S-SMG4?” I said slightly scared. “Yeah I know you’re enemies and all,” he continued, “Anyways how did you get here?” I blinked and then answered, “I-i was defeated by SMG4 and his friends t-they got the youtube remote and sent me here..” It nodded and then said, “And why did you fight him and his friends?” I looked down and said softly, “Well all the stuff in meme school… y’know a-and r-really I just..” I stopped for a second to breathe then continued, “I just wanted him to notice me.. I-i… l-love..” I continued, “I love him a-and I know I shouldn’t but I-i do and… I missed the opportunity to tell him..” It looked at me with wide eyes and said, “Well that’s a vent if I’ve ever heard one.. Uh anyways you uh.. You can just be the new internet graveyard guardian then or whatever it's called the uh babysitter.” I nodded… I didn’t really care what happened. “Terrence the second! Get him some meme guardian training.” Terrence the second nodded and bit my sleeve then took me away. After a year SMG3 got proper meme training he finally learned how to form portals to go to the l world or the Mushroom Kingdom specifically. I walked out of the red portal to the busy market. “Well I could get a hotel room here..” I said as I walked over to the hotel called “We totally didn’t rip-off Hazbin Hotel like bro we got an x instead of a z dummy!!. like the Haxbin Hotel ""Long name..” I said as I walked inside of the hotel. I had a dark blue hoodie on that was very comfy. I pulled my hoodie up then I talked with the hotel receptionist. She was surprised when I said I wanted to have the room on the 15th floor but she didn’t stop me from going up there. I met Swag and Chris there … That explains why she was so surprised it was because of Swag. “Ohh look Chris, a new neighbor!!!” Swag said happily. “I don’t know why I’m friends with you, Swag.” Chris responded as they walked over to me. “Hiii what’s your name >:)” Swag said .. How did he say an emoticon? “SM-...” I lifted my hand up to my glitched out eye. It had a violet color. “Violet, my name is Violet..” That was a straight lie like who’s name is Violet? (sorry to all the Violets out there) “Weird ahh name.” Swag said with a straight face. Chris slapped him and whispered, “That’s SMG3 we gotta tell SMG4 come on!” He pulled Swag away. “Oh.. well they can’t prove that.” I muttered as I went into my room. Room 403. A few hours later I decided to go to the market for some coffee beans. “Hopefully they put them on the lower shelf so I can actually reach them..” I said to myself as I walked to the market.

SMG4’s P.O.V.

It’s been a month since that copy-cat SMG3 has been in the internet graveyard. I mean it's good he’s gone but it gets lonely not having someone plan to destroy you every day. Me and the guys were at the market when Chris and Swag came running to us. “SMG4! SMG4!” they both said at the same time, “We think SMG3 is at the hotel we live at!” Chris said. “SMG3?” Tari then asked again, “He’s back..?” Tari sounded worried. “What do you mean he’s back?” I asked. “We saw someone who looked and sounded like him!” Chris said. “He had this weird violet thing on his eye!” Swag said. “And he said his name was Violet!” Swag said. “Ha! Violet?,” Mario continued, “That's a dumb name!” I took a deep breath and said, “He’s probably not SMG3… I mean he can’t leave the Internet graveyard anyways.” Everyone nodded their heads agreeing with me. “そうだね、彼はそこから離れることはできない..” (yeah you’re right he can’t leave there..) Saikio said softly. “So it’s not him guys..” I said reassuring everyone. Everyone nodded and Chris and Swag ran back to their hotel. “Dang this is gonna be a long day..” I said to myself. “It’ll be okay SMG4.” Luigi said with a smile. “Yeah..” I said. I was waiting for Meggy and everyone else to buy their stuff since I didn’t have anything I needed to buy when I saw someone struggling to get coffee beans from the high shelf. “They’re pretty short.. Or wait no that’s mean heh.” I said as I walked over to them. They were wearing a dark blue hoodie. I reached up and grabbed the coffee beans from them, slightly rubbing against their hand. “Here let me get it for you.” I smiled. “T-thank..you SMG4.” said the mysterious person.  “Oh so you know who I am?” I was a little surprised but not too surprised since I have a channel with like 5 million subscribers so ha! “Yeah I know who you are.. You had a battle with m-..someone last month named SMG3..” Said the mysterious person. “Oh yeah .. um anyways what's your name new person?” I asked. “Violet..” ‘Violet’ said. My eyes widened and I thought, “The person Chris and Swag were talking about.. But this can’t be SMG3… this person is too nice to me..” I snapped out of my thoughts and held my hand out then said, “Well nice to meet you Violet!” I shook his hand tightly. “Nice to m-meet you too..” he said nervously. “Hey SMG4 who’s that?!” Mario said from across the market. I motioned him and the guys to come over. “I said who’s this SMG4!” Mario said again as Meggy drugged him on the ground.  “Yeah who is this?” asked Boopkins. “This is Violet. The person Swag and Chris were talking about.” I answered. Mario narrowed his eyes.”THAT Violet…” Mario said suspiciously. “W-well I best be going..” Said Violet as he walked away. I quickly stopped him by holding his arm. “Wait! Can I have your number?” I asked. “彼に会ったばかりで、SMG4 で行動を起こそうとしているのですか？” (you just met him and you trying to make a move SMG4? )asked Saiko. I blushed slightly. “What? No, I just want to be able to contact him!” I answered. He took a piece of paper out of his pocket and gave it to me. “T-that’s my number..” I Violet said quietly. “Thanks!” I let go of his hand. “Bye Violet.” I said with a smile. “Bye SMG4..” Violet said. “Call me fo-.. Glitchy.” I said. Marios jaw dropped. “ONLY I CALL U DAT SMG4 >:(“ I ignored Marios screaming and just watched Violet walk away. “OOO~... Someone has a crush~!” Said Meggy teasingly. “Ugh no I don’t..” I said annoyed. “Lets go to Peach's castle guys!” Boopkins screamed from the car. “We have a car?” asked Meggy. “Yeah sure let's go with it…” I said as we went to the car. 

SMG3’s P.O.V.

I walked nervously back to the hotel, almost falling down many times. Once I made it to the hotel I slammed the door, took off my hoodie and paced around the room. “I-i can not believe I gave him my number!” I said. “Okay.. let's just see i-” I was cut off from the sound of a notification on my phone.. More or likely a text. I nervously checked the text. It read, “Hey this is SMG4 is this Violet?” I screamed out of pure nervousness then responded, “Yeah it is hi glitchy” He responded with, “oh good I’m not texting a random person again” I chuckled a little at that. I wasn't gonna keep going with the conversation but every time I responded he responded. I think we texted for hours! At some point he asked if I could come to Peach's castle tomorrow. “WHAT.” I said to myself. Then I responded LIKE AN IDIOT, “Oh sure I can.” LIKE WhY DID I DO THAT 😭. He responded, “Great see you then!” Then I blushed LIKE AN IDIOT. I quickly put my phone down then jumped on my bed. “I know I've said this A LOT but this is gonna be a LONG WEEK!” I screamed as I went to bed.

 The next day I got up and brushed my teeth and hair very nervously. “O-okay.. I’ve been to the castle many times!” I said, trying to convince myself to not be nervous then I realized, “But I’ve never been invited..” I took a deep breath, put my hoodie on and walked out the door. About an hour later I made it to the castle doors. I took another deep breath and knocked on the door. I was expecting SMG4 but I was greeted by Meggy who had a suspicious look on her face when she saw me. “Hey.. Violet .” she said cautiously. “Hi ,i-is SMG4 here?” I asked quietly. ‘Yeah he's in his room.. Come on in.” she answered. I nodded and walked inside slowly. Meggy took me to the living room so everyone could know I was there. Mario looked at me and tried to offer me some of his spaghetti but Saikio slapped it out of his hand before he could give it to me. “I’ll go get Four-” Meggy was cut off from SMG4 running down the stairs. “Hey Violet!” he said happily while fixing his hair. “Hi..” I said quietly. “Sorry I had to clean my room, come on!” He took my hand. I felt weird.. Power in my hand. “Probably just me thinking weird again..” I whispered to myself. He took me to his room. When we got there He let go of my hand and gestured for me to sit down on his bed. I nervously sat down. “Sooo.. wanna see my meme collection?” he asked. “Um.. whatever you’d like to do..” I answered. He looked like he was thinking about something. “Violet I …wanna tell you something..” he said. “Oh what is it?” I asked.”I know we just met but.. I feel like I’ve known you for like..9 years” he put his hand on mine. “I think I love you..” I blushed heavily. “I-i..!” He looked deep into my eyes,”I.. I understand if you don’t feel the same way..” he took his hand away. I quickly pulled his hand back close to my chest. “I-i do!” He looked at me with loving eyes and pulled me into a tight hug. I didn’t hug back. “C-can.. Can you be my boyfriend?..” he asked. 

What am I doing!

What do you mean he loves you!

NO! He loves Violet..  Not me!  

But he thinks you are this person.. Violet. Come on, take advantage of this.. It could be your only chance.  

HE HATES ME… i-i can't do this..

you will…

“O-of course!” I blurted out nervously. He smiled his wide goofy smile and squeezed me tighter. “Thank you! I’ll make you the happiest person in the world!” I slowly hugged him back and thought,”What have I gotten myself into..” We sat there in silence for a while until he said, “Love you..” I blushed deeply and said quietly, “Love you too..” 

SMG4’s POV

(then it ends)

Chapter Text

1. Accidental Cuddles
2. “W-we’re friends!”
3. Remember 2016?
4. Love Obsession
5. Love confession 
6. “Checkmate..”
7. Incorrect quotes

                                    Accidental Cuddles 

Set 5 weeks before 3’s studio was blown up.

Smg3’s P.O.V.

I’ve finally snuck into that castle the blue-turd calls home. After what felt like HOURS I made it to his room. The blue-turd was sleeping peacefully. “Pathetic..” I said under my breath even though I honestly wanted to sleep too.. Maybe even with SMG4- WAIT WHAT?! “You’re a dummy 3.. A flippin dummy.” I said to myself, hitting my head gently. I walked slowly to his computer but something caught my eye. It was my hat, my old hat to be specific. “Wh-why does the blue-turd have this?” I thought to myself. I rolled my eyes and went back to going towards his computer. But then I was stopped again by the blue-turd (SMG4) grabbing my hand or more like my finger tips. I froze but didn’t pull away. He started tugging on my hand. I still didn’t pull away just in case it would wake him up. After tugging on my hand more he made an annoyed  face and pulled me down. I let out a small (and then it stopped. Man, I wanted to see where it would go.)

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Characters: 

4

3

Meggy

Mario

Belle

Tari

Saikio

Boopkins

JubJub

Bob

Rob

Whimpu

3rd person P. O.V

3 won.. He f-... flipping won. I mean how? He wasn’t meant to.. Or wait this is a different universe and all that… anyways 4 was unconscious as well as the rest of his friends…

3’s P.O.V. 

I did it… I won. “Ha! I finally did it after all these years!”, I examined. Wimpu said nervously, “A-are they dead!?” “No, of course not. Hopefully..” Belle said. SMG4 that stupid little blue turd woke up ugh! He coughed, “W-why did you do this SMG3..s-s.. cough S-snitchy?..” I stopped in my tracks when that blue turd said that but I tried to keep my evil look there, “What did you call m-me?” my voice accidentally cracked dangit! Hopefully he didn’t notice that. “ Snitchy?.. ” My anti crew was confused about what was happening between the two of us. “T-that's enough of you, you blue turd..” I ordered my anti crew to get him and his friends. “ This is gonna be a long week…” I thought to myself.  

8 hours later…

The anti crew threw all of SMG4’s friends into their cells except for SMG4 he’s gonna be with me. I went down to where all of his friends were.. Meggy was singing a stupid song in her squid voice to stay sane ugh I wish she had a human voice … Saikio was rubbing Tari’s leg to calm her down hehe lesbians.. Bob was arguing  with Rob “PLEASE ROB I’LL GIVE U CORN!!” “no.” dumbasses… Mario was staring at me with an annoyed look and he was mouthing the words, “I know what happened in the igloo… give me SMG4..” I rolled my eyes and thought, “No way he knows what happened ha!” Boopkins was crying with his brother Jub Jub… and my anti crew was just talking amongst themselves. I rolled my eyes and walked back up to SMG4. “Hey SMG4.” I said to the sad looking, taller male.

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Characters-

SMG3/“Millicent”

SMG4

Mario

Meggy

SMG3’s P.O.V…

I woke up to the sound of my Eggdog barking at me. “What’s wrong eggy?..” I asked. I noticed my voice sounded a bit different but I didn’t question it. He kept barking at me so I just brushed it off and went to the bathroom. I looked up at the mirror and screamed, “THE HELL WHY DO I LOOK LIKE A GIRL?!” I started taking deep breaths to calm myself down. “O-okay.. I could ask someone for help.. Like SMG4?” I said but then I realized, “He would make fun of me in some way..” I thought for a moment, “But it might be the only option..”I took another deep breath and started to get ready. “I can’t wear my normal clothes.. They would know it's me.” I looked through my closet for different clothes. I chose a dark blue hoodie and some shorts. “Okay.. let's go to the castle.” I poured my Eggdog some food and milk as he stared at me. “I know you don’t recognize me but it's me.. SMG3 okay?” I said. He growled at me obviously not believing me. “Just call me..,” I didn’t really know what I was talking about but I just went with it, “Milicent for now.” I waved him goodbye and went into the elevator. “Oh god what am I gonna do!” I said.

A couple minutes later I made it up to the coffee shop lll’s Coffee n’ Bombs! Ha I'm so good at coming up with names. “Okay.. can’t be caught here.” I nervously walked out of my coffee shop. When I walked out I looked around to make sure nobody was there. “Okay.. no one here just gotta get help from someone in the castle.” I walked over to the castle. It didn't take much  time because it was right beside my coffee shop. Right when I was about to knock on the door I heard someone say something. “Who's that weird lady?” Mario asked. I quickly turned around and saw Mario and SMG4. “Mario don't be rude,” SMG4 continued,”Hi I’m SMG4.” he smiled. “O-oh hello..” I said nervously. “Are you new here?” he asked. “I uh.. Yeah, I'm new here.” I said. I thought, “Oh god why did I do that!” he smiled again and asked, “Oh can I show you around?” I blushed slightly and answered, “S-sure.” he smiled AGAIN then took my hand to walk me around town. “Woow.. Ima go get spaghetti.” Mario said as he ran off like he normally does. 

After what felt like hours, SMG4 finally got done showing me around. He brought me to a little cafe. He pulled a chair out for me. “It's weird seeing him be nice to me… even if he doesn’t know it's me..” I thought to myself. When he sat down he asked,”What's your name?” I looked down and said,” Millicent ..” (then it ends)

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- Scene: Kitchen -

Mario sat on the stool across from Meggy. Her back was turned, since she was talking to Tari. Mario looked up and down at her hair. Yum. He leaned up on the counter, nearly knocking over his white plate with the flower pattern on it (Peach gave it to him). And once he made it to Meggy's ginger hair, he clamped down like a shark and tried to eat it whole. Meggy let out a yelp and pulled her hair out from his mouth. Mario won't give up that easily.

He leaped onto her and tried to bite more of her hair.

"Mario! What is wrong with you, man?" Meggy sputters as she pushes Mario off of her with a very gentle push.

"Mario is hungry." Mario stated, "And you didn't give Mario any options to consume except for hair." He put his hands together below his chin, in a clap-like form.

Meggy looked up at Tari who looked just as confused as Meggy felt. Meggy fidgeted with her patterned bandana. She got up and walked to the fridge and after some digging around she pulled out some old birthday cake. She placed it on the white, flower-patterned plate and gestured to it. Mario's blue-greenish orbs (I think its just teal but uh I dunno) glowed happily.

"Thank you, orange squid lady."

Meggy blinked and shrugged before sitting back down on the stool with her heel propped up on the wooden support for the stool and turned to listen to Tari again.

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The end. Not that long and very random but I'm still glad I had the motivation to make this boring thing.

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- Scene: SMG4's bathroom I guess -

SMG4 hummed softly to himself as he unbuckled his left overall strap. A pop! came with it and he pulled it down and then unbuckled the other, which of course was followed by another pop!. He kicked the overalls to the side. They ended up crumpling close to the toilet. He lowered his hands down to the hem of his shirt and pulled up and over his head. He dropped the blue garment down and looked at himself in the mirror. Lots of scars. Some of them were still pink and glowing. Mainly the ones around his ribcage. He dragged his finger along the ones on his chest. They felt ... not good. He didn't like them. That's why he always wears long sleeved shirts. He used to roll his sleeves up. Now he doesn't even roll them up when its blazing hot outside. His blue gaze stayed locked on the scars until he slowly looked up in the mirror. He looked pretty fucking disheveled. When was the last time he took a shower? Was it.. his birthday? Damn. No wonder people kept scrunching his nose up at him. He must smell atrocious.

After a couple more minutes of feeling and looking and thinking, SMG4 got out the ointment. Saiko had gotten it for him. She was one of the only people (along with Luigi and Tari) that he had told about the scars and she said that the ointment could possibly take away the pain. Of course he hadn't really felt pain from them but he still put it on. He got a glob with two fingers and began to rub the sludge across his skin and scars. After the glob ran out he stuck his finger back in the container and got some more out with a squelching sound. He began to massage it on the large scar on his face. He was surprised no one has ever noticed that one. He didn't think he hid it all that well. Who knew an emo ass looking haircut would help him hide a pink, vein-like scar running from his forehead down to his jugular.

He tapped his socked foot as he waited 43 seconds like the instructions said to. He began to tap his fingers on his arm. He blinked his eyes as his phone alarm went off signaling it was over. He clicked off the alarm and began to take off his socks. He padded barefoot to the shower and turned it on, trying to find the best temperature for him. He decided after a couple more seconds, then he took off his boxers and walked into the shower. His muscles tensed as he felt the water hit his back. It was pretty cold, but he liked it that way. He got some shampoo he realized was about two squirts away from being empty but he simply did not care as he squeezed the whole rest of the bottle into his hand and began to scrub it in his black hair. He closed his eyes and got lost in the moment. His hair was full of white, bubbly suds. He let out a breath that he was for some reason holding. Soon enough he knew it was time to was it out and so he did.

Now he got the bar of soup and began to wash his body. He went over the expanse of his chest and lower back and stomach .... andddd uhhhh, other parts of the human anatomy. After he was done with the coat he washed all the suds off. Afterwards he got out of the shower and picked up his white towel and rubbed himself down. He let out a huff and padded out of the bathroom and into his room. He opened his drawer to find some article of clothing to wear for the night. He found a old shirt that barley fit him anymore from meme school. He shrugged and forced it over his shoulders. And then he got some sweatpants and pulled it over his hips. (idk if he's wearing underwear. just think what's best for you!)

He went back to his bathroom and picked up his toothbrush and put some minty toothpaste that tickled his nose. He rubbed it on his teeth and spit the residue out in the sink. He used the back of his hand to rub any thing left on his lips then he walked back out of the bathroom, turning off the light and finally closing the door that he keeps open almost all day despite him rarely ever using his personal bathroom and using the castle's bathroom. 

He plopped down on the bed and went to sleep instantly. 

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The end :)

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I'm not going to be updating this because I uh I don't have any motivation to write for this fandom anymore. Bye ^^

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Am I the only person who thinks this fandom is dying? Like of course the episodes bring in a good amount of views and the episodes themselves are.. decent. But the fandom is completely gone!

Poor Four hasn't even been in an episode in a long time. And don't even get me started on SMG34...

Anyways, yeah I think the fandom is dying eh. yeh.

bye.

:D