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lou 🪼 @loubegins
henri and alexa flirting on main…
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robin ❦ @rileyauras
Replying to @loubegins
sand found on the beach

ʙᴜɴʙᴜɴ 🌷 @loyabegins
Replying to @loubegins
fork found in kitchen

han ✶࿐ @galitzinesbambi
Replying to @loubegins
grass found in a field

nick !! @trobedgirldads
Replying to @loubegins
depressing songs found in henri’s discography

Or,

Alexa and Henrietta take over Twitter. And kill off half their fandom in the process.

Notes:

back at it again with another smau :D this one is significantly shorter than my last one, but i hope y'all enjoy it all the same

> title is taken from 'woman' by avenue beat

thank you once again to everyone that let me use your usernames!
i hope you all enjoy :3

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Pop Crave @PopCrave

A year ago today, Alexa Claremont-Diaz released her EP, ‘CRY’.

[Image: ‘CRY’ digital cover — A black and white photo of Alexa staring at the camera while surrounded by blurred people. There is thick mascara running down her face.]

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C ⛈️ @eddienochez

Replying to @PopCrave

wdym “a year ago today” 😭 it feels like it came out this morning

 

Lu 💗 @milschn_

Replying to @PopCrave

dare i say the best era of her entire career so far




Jade @AdoreRWRB

no but wdym it’s been an entire 365 days since cry was released

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💌 @starmanfox

Replying to @AdoreRWRB

i refuse to believe it’s really been that long ;-;

 

starry! @wavetostarry

Replying to @AdoreRWRB

the most life changing album to ever exist




alexa g. claremont-diaz ✓ @alexagcd

“bisexual people are sluts” and that’s why i’m smiling and you’re not 😌

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nick !! @trobedgirldads

Replying to @alexagcd

another day, another wild tweet from our favourite pop princess

 

agz @rwrbtzp

Replying to @alexagcd

I KNEW IT

 

eli @rwrbworship

Replying to @alexagcd

is this you coming out as bi or…?

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alexa g. claremont-diaz ✓ @alexagcd

Replying to @rwrbworship

i mean the closet was made entirely out of glass

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pubs! @seapubs

Replying to @alexagcd, @rwrbworship

i’m 😭




Henri 🩰 ✓ @henriettafox

I feel as though the people should know that when Alexa told me that she “had a plan” for coming out publicly, I didn’t think she would do it like that

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alexa g. claremont-diaz ✓ @alexagcd

Replying to @henriettafox

just say you hate my whimsy ways and leave 🙄

 

nora holleran @evilinanutshell

Replying to @henriettafox

you’ve been best friends with her for almost three years now SURELY you know she wouldn’t come out normally

 

June 🪻 @thesixthmonth

Replying to @henriettafox

Have you met my sister???




saph @sapphics1mp

alexa coming out as bisexual was NOT on my 2025 bingo card..

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💫Kay💫 @MalexNM

Replying to @sapphics1mp

she’s so silly i love her sm

 

chlo @rwrbayleafs

Replying to @sapphics1mp

begging her for just one chance

 

𐂃pezlikethesweets @auntiepezza

Replying to @sapphics1mp

no but can we all agree that this is the most acd way to come out???

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ʙᴜɴʙᴜɴ 🌷 @loyabegins

Replying to @auntiepezza, @sapphics1mp

no special announcement or anything just a degree in yappernese and some good vibes 🙂‍↕️ i respect the hustle

 

SASHA @snoopyhenryfox

Replying to @auntiepezza, @sapphics1mp

if she had done it any other way i would’ve been worried for her wellbeing lmao




AGCD Nation 🎧 @AlexaUpdates

Alexa has been spotted out shopping with Henrietta Fox and Nora Holleran.

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moni.🪴@sillihq

Replying to @AlexaUpdates

quickly everyone ! pretend to be shocked !




daylight @filmsbuckley

op may have gotten flamed for it all those years ago, but every day, this tweets seems even more likely to become reality 

shelly 🐚 @seashelly 27/02/2016

alexa and henri would be THE it couple and i’m prepared to die on that hill 

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lex || 💌² @cowboylikelexi_

Replying to @filmsbuckley

user seashelly you were a prophet among mere mortals 😔

 

z 😼 @zozo_

Replying to @filmsbuckley

that’s oomf! they’re not on twt anymore but they were so right

 

cece 🪄 @_pvssyender

Replying to @filmsbuckley

i mean when you think about it: they’re close friends, they’re always spotted hanging out together in public, they both like girls……if 2 plus 2 is 4 then…

 


 

H.FOX NEWS 📻 @dailyfox

Henri’s newest Instagram post.

[Image: A zoomed in photo of a keyboard on a wooden desk. Henri’s finger is pressing the ‘control’ key. The numbers ‘27202503’ are positioned in the middle of the photo.]

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Aleja୭༉‧ @Alejandralitzp

Replying to @dailyfox

NEW HENRI MUSIC?!?,{%+=!|_#€!???

 

michaela @fairfieldacd

Replying to @dailyfox

i am SAT.

 

SASHA @snoopyhenryfox

Replying to @dailyfox

if god hates the gays why do we keep winning

 

soph ⚘ @crawlh0metofox

Replying to @dailyfox

my singular braincell attempting to decipher what on earth the numbers could mean

[GIF: Daffy Duck holding a magnifying glass to the ground and looking through it as he waddles down the street.]

 

clo 💌 @henryscdiaz

Replying to @dailyfox

another one thank you!




Jade @AdoreRWRB

i’m thinking that the numbers either:

a. have something to do with the release date

or

b. have something to do with the song title

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asia (lil cherub) @bayleafgenomics

Replying to @AdoreRWRB

!!! i’m more inclined to believe that it’s the release date but if it’s code for a title i wouldn’t be mad 😌




Henri 🩰 ✓ @henriettafox

The control key on my desktop is broken :(

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alexa g. claremont-diaz ✓ @alexagcd

Replying to @henriettafox

don’t worry sweetheart i’ll buy you a new one

 

moni.🪴@sillihq

Replying to @henriettafox

you should take this as a sign to buy those cute key caps!

 

leeann ✨ @WaterlooLovers

Replying to @henriettafox

i’m want to believe this genuinely happened but i can’t help myself from wondering if this is connected to her last insta post,,,

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jia @mystofloves

Replying to @WaterlooLovers, @henriettafox

if it is real that is the biggest coincidence ever ☠️




robin ❦ @rileyauras

i’m sorry. S W E E T H E A R T ??????

[Image: A screenshot of Alexa’s reply to Henry’s tweet.]

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toki 🎨 @tokiboki

Replying to @rileyauras

yk alexa is from texas right.. it’s a common pet name used there

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cece 🪄 @_pvssyender

Replying to @tokiboki, @rileyauras

two things can be true at once!

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toki 🎨 @tokiboki

Replying to @_pvssyender, @rileyauras

yeah you’re right what was i thinking




AGCD Nation 🎧 @AlexaUpdates

Alexa’s newest Instagram post.

[Image: Alexa is standing in front of a mirror. Her hair is down, covering parts of her face. Her tongue is sticking out. She is wearing a cropped navy blue ‘BALENCIAGA’ top. Her phone case is pink with the words ‘GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!’ in red writing.]

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camp 👽 acd's cum pavlova @signet_key

Replying to @AlexaUpdates

henri liking this seconds after it was uploaded.. i’d be asking what are we

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aimee ౨ৎ @firstprincerry

Replying to @signet_key, @AlexaUpdates

what’s gayer? actually being gay or whatever the hell is going on between these two

 

taylor @daydr3amer

Replying to @AlexaUpdates

i am no better than a man ;-;

 

Céline 🪻🌑🪐 @winterspeedwell

Replying to @AlexaUpdates

alexa making me question my sexuality day 382679




han ✶࿐ @galitzinesbambi

WOMEN.

[Image: Alexa’s new Instagram post.]

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lou 🪼 @loubegins

Replying to @galitzinesbambi

yep 🙂‍↕️

 

chlo @rwrbayleafs

Replying to @galitzinesbambi

i just need one chance with her JUST ONE

[GIF: A trio of girls sitting on the grass. The girl in the middle bursts into tears and leans into one of the other girls.]

 

jj @jjam

Replying to @galitzinesbambi

what that tongue do 😏 




mary’s little lamb 🐑 @nicknacksomniac

[Image: A kermit puppet is bent over the edge of a couch with its hands on either side of its hole.]

AGCD Nation 🎧 @AlexaUpdates

Alexa’s newest Instagram post.

[Image.]

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blonde ⭐️ @wifehenryfox

Replying to @nicknacksomniac

LMFAOOOO

 

Maribel Vance @henryfoxalex

Replying to @nicknacksomniac

☠️

 

🎸 @bounceonit

Replying to @nicknacksomniac

you have never been more real 😭




alexa g. claremont-diaz ✓ @alexagcd

AO3 ISN’T WORKING #divadown

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SASHA @snoopyhenryfox

Replying to @alexagcd

ALEXA READS FANFICTION CONFIRMED

 

C ⛈️ @eddienochez

Replying to @alexagcd

MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY

 

✨🐥 han 🐥✨ no.1 vela stan @demidiass

Replying to @alexagcd

ok but what ship is she reading fanfiction about…

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✨ @couldhavegotten

Replying to @damidiass, @alexagcd

my girl is definitely rereading every star wars fic ever written

 

leeann ✨ @WaterlooLovers

Replying to @demidiass, @alexagcd

do you think she’s read any of the ones shipping her and henri

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K A T 🍦🥯🍨 @TZPsTinyWaist

Replying to @WaterlooLovers, @demidiass, @alexagcd

STOP BECAUSE WHAT IF SHE HAS

 

💌 @starmanfox

Replying to @WaterlooLovers, @demidiass, @alexagcd

SHUT UP BECAUSE I WILL SPONTANEOUSLY IMPLODE




michaela @fairfieldacd

just give us the name of your fave fanfic @alexagcd PLEASE

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alexa g. claremont-diaz ✓ @alexagcd

Replying to @fairfieldacd

like fire in our bones by acuteneurosis

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michaela @fairfieldacd

Replying to @alexagcd

ok now give us your ao3 username




alexa g. claremont-diaz ✓ @alexagcd

i think that’s enough twitter for today 🫡

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michaela @fairfieldacd

Replying to @alexagcd

LMFAO she did not want to answer that ☠️

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soph ⚘ @crawlh0metofox

Replying to @fairfieldacd, @alexagcd

alexa when she saw your request:

[GIF: A woman puts her phone down, heaves a sigh and gets up from the table to walk away.]

 

Pezza 🍡 @pezokonjo

Replying to @alexagcd

So you have no problem terrorising us with the fanfics you write, but you won’t show the masses too?

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alexa g. claremont-diaz ✓ @alexagcd

Replying to @pezokonjo

WHY WOULD YOU EXPOSE ME LIKE THIS PEZ I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

 

asia (lil cherub) @bayleafgenomics

Replying to @pezokonjo, @alexagcd

NO WAY WHAT

 

jia @mystofloves

Replying to @pezokonjo, @alexagcd

PAUSE. ALEXA WRITES FANFICTION?,!!/^{*[$*,!_?_?

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nora holleran @evilinanutshell

Replying to @mystofloves, @pezokonjo, @alexagcd

and sends them to the gc so we can look over them ☝🏾

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jia @mystofloves

Replying to @evilinanutshell, @pezokonjo, @alexagcd

THIS IS INSANE?????




lex || 💌² @cowboylikelexi_

alexa getting exposed by pez and nora that’s real friendship 🙂‍↕️

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𐂃pezlikethesweets @auntiepezza

Replying to @cowboylikelexi_

if i were her i’d delete my account while i still have the chance




clo 💌 @henryscdiaz

desperately scouring ao3 to find her account so i can see if she’s as good at writing fics as she is at writing songs 🔍




Pop Crave ✓@PopCrave

Henrietta Fox stuns in her latest @BritishVogue photoshoot.

[Image: The cover of the newest Vogue issue. Henri is styled in a cropped yellow tank top, low rise royal blue jeans that have flowers embroidered onto them, and black platform boots. Her hair is up in a messy bun, and she’s wearing pink heart-shaped glasses.]

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saph @sapphics1mp

Replying to @henriettafox

girl lovers all around the world just died

 

Aleja୭༉‧ @Alejandralitzp

Replying to @henriettafox

the belly button piercing… oh henri fox i am so enamoured with you

 

Maribel Vance @henryfoxalex

Replying to @henriettafox

ma’am i’m going to have to arrest you for looking drop dead gorgeous ✋😔




camp 👽 acd's cum pavlova @signet_key

all people do these days is cry about women and stay unemployed

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camp 👽 acd's cum pavlova @signet_key

Replying to @signet_key

it’s me. i’m people.

 

blonde ⭐️ @wifehenryfox

Replying to @signet_key

god forbid we have hobbies 🙄




alexa g. claremont-diaz ✓ @alexagcd

currently googling the most gruesome medieval executions. so sorry for traumatising you kevin 😔

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kevin @thefbiguy

Replying to @alexagcd

👍

 

robin ❦ @rileyauras

Replying to @alexagcd

medieval what 😃

 

han ✶࿐ @galitzinesbambi

Replying to @alexagcd

i’m sorry… what.

 

daylight @filmsbuckley

Replying to @alexagcd

…who is kevin 🧍

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alexa g. claremont-diaz ✓ @alexagcd

Replying to @filmsbuckley

the fbi agent in my phone 😁😁😁 say hi kevin!

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kevin @thefbiguy

Replying to @alexagcd, @filmsbuckley

👋

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daylight @filmsbuckley

Replying to @thefbiguy, @alexagcd

literally what the fuck

 

nick !! @trobedgirldads

Replying to @thefbiguy, @alexagcd, @filmsbuckley

?????????????

 

eli @rwrbworship

Replying to @thefbiguy, @alexagcd, @filmsbuckley

i don’t think confusion even begins to describe what i’m feeling right now………

 

pubs! @seapubs

Replying to @thefbiguy, @alexagcd, @filmsbuckley

i have so many questions




✨ @couldhavegotten

so no one else is wondering why alexa is googling medieval executions…?

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aimee ౨ৎ @firstprincerry

Replying to @couldhavegotten

don’t question her,, she’s literally just a girl

 

lou 🪼 @loubegins

Replying to @couldhavegotten

i’m not going to be the one to question someone else’s whimsical ways




H.FOX NEWS 📻 @dailyfox

Henri via her Instagram story.

[Image: A 2x2 grid; the first photo is a close-up selfie of Henri, the second photo is a fit check where Henri is sitting on a wooden block, wearing a white lace dress and comically large black boots, the third photo is another angle of the fit check where you can clearly see smudged lipstick on her shoulder and neck, and the fourth photo is another close up of Henri’s face to show off her smokey eye makeup.]

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Céline 🪻🌑🪐 @winterspeedwell

Replying to @dailyfox

OH MY GOD

 

💫Kay💫 @MalexNM

Replying to @dailyfox

henri dropping in to remind us that she is literally THAT girl

 

sam 🦑 @salmonsticks

Replying to @dailyfox

just blacked out so hard i saw jason blossom smiling at me

 

starry! @wavetostarry

Replying to @dailyfox

a face card that never declines.. i know that right ☝️🙂‍↕️

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ʙᴜɴʙᴜɴ 🌷 @loyabegins

Replying to @dailyfox, @wavetostarry

face card??? that’s an entire face economy 




saph @sapphics1mp

call me crazy but that smudged lipstick is definitely the remnants of an intense makeout session..

[Image: A screenshot of Henri’s Instagram story. It’s been zoomed in to focus on the lipstick stains on Henri’s neck.]

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𐂃pezlikethesweets @auntiepezza

Replying to @sapphics1mp

whoever kissed her was aggressive with it damn 😃

 

💌 @starmanfox

Replying to @sapphics1mp

someone’s a little possessive

 

Lu 💗 @milschn_

Replying to @sapphics1mp

no because who is kissing her like that…

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mary's little lamb 🐑 @nicknacksomniac

Replying to @milschn_, @sapphics1mp

no no who is kissing her that isn’t ME?????




aimee ౨ৎ @firstprincerry

NEVER KILL YOURSELF 🔥🔥🔥

[Image: Two screenshots of both close-up selfies from Henri’s Instagram story.]




alexa g. claremont-diaz ✓ @alexagcd

desperately need a girl to kiss right now

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cece 🪄 @_pvssyender

Replying to @alexagcd

me too ;-;

 

K A T 🍦🥯🍨 @TZPsTinyWaist

Replying to @alexagcd

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE ✋

 

nora holleran ✓ @evilinanutshell

Replying to @alexagcd

henri left for england yesterday and you’ve already turned into a pathetic mess

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alexa g. claremont-diaz ✓ @alexagcd

Replying to @evilinanutshell

let a girl wallow in peace DAMN

 

clo 💌 @henryscdiaz

Replying to @alexagcd

the coincidence of this being posted ten minutes after henri uploaded her insta story…

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eli @rwrbworship

Replying to @henryscdiaz, @alexagcd

you can’t blame a woman for knowing what she wants 🤷




agz @rwrbtzp

maybe i’m just reading into things too much but is nora implying that alexa kisses…henri…???

[Image: A screenshot of Nora’s reply to Alexa’s tweet.]

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cece 🪄 @_pvssyender

Replying to @rwrbtzp

i mean if the shoe fits

 

mary's little lamb 🐑 @nicknacksomniac

Replying to @rwrbtzp

are you really best friends if you haven’t done a thing or two




Henri 🩰 ✓ @henriettafox

Ballet practice.

[3:39 Video: Henri in a ballet studio, dancing to an unknown song. The video has been muted.]

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alexa g. claremont-diaz ✓ @alexagcd

Replying to @henriettafox

i need to know how you can pirouette so many times

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Henri 🩰 ✓ @henriettafox

Replying to @alexagcd

Maybe you would know if you actually let me teach you instead of just being annoying

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alexa g. claremont-diaz ✓ @alexagcd

Replying to @henriettafox

you suck :(

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Henri 🩰 ✓ @henriettafox

Replying to @alexagcd

Unfortunately, that’s biologically impossible, dear, but if you ask nicely I’ll try my best ;)




leeann ✨ @WaterlooLovers

WHAT.

[Image: A screenshot of Henri’s reply to Alexa’s tweet.]

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✨ @couldhavegotten

Replying to @WaterlooLovers

likely thing for them to do




lou 🪼 @loubegins

henri and alexa flirting on main…

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robin ❦ @rileyauras

Replying to @loubegins

sand found on the beach

 

ʙᴜɴʙᴜɴ 🌷 @loyabegins

Replying to @loubegins

fork found in kitchen

 

han ✶࿐ @galitzinesbambi

Replying to @loubegins

grass found in a field

 

nick !! @trobedgirldads

Replying to @loubegins

depressing songs found in henri’s discography




robin ❦ @rileyauras

UNFORTUNELY?!!??!!?! D E A R ?!!!????!!??

[GIF: Peter Griffin falling down the stairs.]

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lex || 💌² @cowboylikelexi_

Replying to @rileyauras

henri fox i was not familiar with your game

 

camp 👽 acd's cum pavlova @signet_key

Replying to @rileyauras

if they’re looking for a third i’m available




Henri 🩰 ✓ @henriettafox

Thursday, 27th March. 5AM GMT.

[Image: Henri’s hand holding a ‘control’ key cap between two fingers. In white italics, the word ‘ctrl.’ is positioned in the middle of the photo.]

92K Retweets 83.1K Quotes 293K Likes

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alexa g. claremont-diaz ✓ @alexagcd

Replying to @henriettafox

omg my birthday just got 10x better and it isn’t even here yet

 

soph ⚘ @crawlh0metofox

Replying to @henriettafox

IS THIS WHAT THE NUMBERS MEANT???

 

moni.🪴@sillihq

Replying to @henriettafox

we about to eat so good 🙂‍↕️

[GIF: A man taking a bite from a plate of food. He then does a double take in shock and smirks.]

 

clo 💌 @henryscdiaz

Replying to @henriettafox

rubbing my hands together like a fiend

 

K A T 🍦🥯🍨 @TZPsTinyWaist

Replying to @henriettafox

i can be so normal about this *dies*




chlo @rwrbayleafs

yk what else is on march 27th

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Aleja୭༉‧ @Alejandralitzp

Replying to @rwrbayleafs

alexa day AND new henri music??? i’ll never recover




✨🐥 han 🐥✨ no.1 vela stan @demidiass

wait. 5am gmt is midnight in texas..

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asia (lil cherub) @bayleafgenomics

Replying to @demidiass

has… has henri timed it so that alexa gets the song at midnight on her birthday…

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pubs! @seapubs

Replying to @bayleafgenomics, @demidiass

OH MY GOD?

 

starry! @wavetostarry

Replying to @bayleafgenomics, @demidiass

NO BECAUSE—

[GIF: Spongebob stood in front of the screen, eyes wide in shock. He then turns around and runs away at full speed.]

 

Maribel Vance @henryfoxalex

Replying to @bayleafgenomics, @demidiass

pause.

 

Jade @AdoreRWRB

Replying to @bayleafgenomics, @demidiass

[GIF: A woman staring at the camera with her hand up. She slowly lowers it as the screen turns red.]

 


 

Pop Crave @PopCrave

Henrietta’s highly anticipated single, ‘ctrl.’ has been released.

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Rolling Stone ✓ @RollingStone

Henrietta’s newest single, ‘ctrl.’, explores the struggle of getting back on track when everything seems to be out of control. Read more about it here 👇

[Link: Rolling Stone Article.]

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C ⛈️ @eddienochez

“i was lied to, i was used, all you did to me was abuse” WE SHOULD ALL KILL OURSELVES

[GIF: Pedro Pascal starts laughing and throws his hands up. Then he begins to cry.]

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💫Kay💫 @MalexNM

Replying to @eddienochez

[GUNSHOTS] [CRYING] [SIRENS] [EXPLOSIONS] [SCREAMING] [THROWING UP] [BABIES WAILING] [WHEELS SCREECHING]




z 😼 @zozo_

what do you MEAN “help a girl out, shoot your shot” THE LYRICISM??”!*!%&£*$”

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han ✶࿐ @galitzinesbambi

Replying to @zozo_

I could write essays on that line ALONE

 

lou 🪼 @loubegins

Replying to @zozo_

the double meaning of firing a gun, but also making a move??? i’m seeing stars




chlo @rwrbayleafs

“you fooled me twice so shame on me” henri fox i’m in your walls 😃




Henri 🩰 @henriettafox

Happy birthday to my best friend, Alexa. You mean the world to me and I wouldn’t be who I am today without your constant support. If there were more people like you, the world would be a better place. I love you.

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alexa g. claremont-diaz ✓ @alexagcd

Replying to @henriettafox

YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE ME CRY ON MY BIRTHDAY WHAT THE FUCK

 

alexa g. claremont-diaz ✓ @alexagcd

Replying to @henriettafox

I HATE SO MUCH (NO I DON’T I LOVE YOU SO MUCH) (FUCK YOU THO)

 

alexa g. claremont-diaz ✓ @alexagcd

Replying to @henriettafox

THANK YOU SO MUCH BABY

 

alexa g. claremont-diaz ✓ @alexagcd

Replying to @henriettafox

BEST BIRTHDAY EVERRRR




Céline 🪻🌑🪐 @winterspeedwell

ok but like.. shipping aside, they genuinely are so adorable and i love their friendship so much

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pubs! @seapubs

Replying to @winterspeedwell

they are literally the definition of friendship goals ;-;

 

saph @sapphics1mp

Replying to @winterspeedwell

who’s gonna be the henri to my alexa ☹️




soph ⚘ @crawlh0metofox

me and who 😔

[Image: A screenshot of Henry’s birthday tweet for Alexa.]




H.FOX NEWS 📻 @dailyfox

“Enjoy x” Henri via her Instagram story.

[Youtube Link: ‘ctrl.’ music video.]

28.2K Retweets 13.7K Quotes 534K Likes




sam 🦑 @salmonsticks

FUCKING WHAT???

[0:10 Video: Henri spinning Alexa around and then pulling her close for a kiss.]

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eli @rwrbworship

Replying to @salmonsticks

all of a sudden, i’m homophobic 😐

 

agz @rwrbtzp

Replying to @salmonsticks

CALLED IT !

 

💌 @starmanfox

Replying to @salmonsticks

does that mean the lipstick stains were from alexa then..?

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alexa g. claremont-diaz ✓ @alexagcd

Replying to @starmanfox, @salmonsticks

did you like my artwork 😁😁😁

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💌 @starmanfox

Replying to @alexagcd, @salmonsticks

ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???????




nick !! @trobedgirldads

when henri sings “shoot your shot” and the camera goes down the barrel of the gun alexa is holding to show them making out……

[GIF: A woman puts her hands up to cover her mouth. The scene cuts to her running away while the camera chases after her.]

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Jade @AdoreRWRB

Replying to @trobedgirldads

i am unwell

 

Lu 💗 @milschn_

Replying to @trobedgirldads

i’m so single

[GIF: Adele is sitting on the edge of the stage, looking down at her lap with a frown on her face.]

 

💫Kay💫 @MalexNM

Replying to @trobedgirldads

to be a gun held by alexa claremont-diaz.. god hear my prayers 🙏




ʙᴜɴʙᴜɴ 🌷 @loyabegins

REAL CINEMA IS BACK 🔥🔥🔥

[0:26 Video: Henri purposely stumbles during her ballet choreography and as she falls to the ground, the camera falls with her as the set flips to another scene, showing Alexa pulling Henry up from her fallen position.]

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Céline 🪻🌑🪐 @winterspeedwell

Replying to @loyabegins

it’s the way henri is shrouded in black and white throughout the whole music video until alexa comes in and brings color to the screen 😭




jia @mystofloves

“i’m jumping through the hoops to get to the light, let me be free, let me find my knight” and then alexa is dressed as a knight…… you are going to be hearing from my therapist

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blonde ⭐️ @wifehenryfox

Replying to @mystofloves

henri fox sleep with both of your eyes open




starry! @wavetostarry

get you someone that looks at you the way alexa looks at henri throughout this entire mv 

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𐂃pezlikethesweets @auntiepezza

Replying to @wavetostarry

if you look up whipped in the dictionary, a photo of alexa is plastered right next to it




lex || 💌² @cowboylikelexi_

brb just gonna go hang myself with the ribbon from henri’s pointe shoes

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leeann ✨ @WaterlooLovers

Replying to @cowboylikelexi_

jumping from my apartment building as we speak

 

SASHA @snoopyhenryfox

Replying to @cowboylikelexi_

sorry i can’t come to the phone right now i’m currently bleeding out

 

aimee ౨ৎ @firstprincerry

Replying to @cowboylikelexi_

you have reached the ghost of user firstprincerry no messages can be taken at this time




C ⛈️ @eddienochez

i hate gay people wdym you hard launched your relationship in a music video about struggling to stop your life from getting out of control???




Maribel Vance @henryfoxalex

the ending scene with the moonflowers getting thrown onto the stage 🥹

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moni.🪴@sillihq

Replying to @henryfoxalex

fun fact! moonflowers are meant to be a symbol of the growth of someone’s soul and personality when they are faced with challenging and difficult periods in their lives

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Maribel Vance @henryfoxalex

Replying to @sillihq

……………i’m going to go bawl my eyes out now




Aleja୭༉‧ @Alejandralitzp

i’m still here

[Spotify Lyrics: “It’s my turn to fly. I’m aiming higher than the sky.”]

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agz @rwrbtzp

Replying to @Alejandralitzp

bold of you to assume any of us ever left

 


 

alexa g. claremont-diaz ✓ @alexagcd

“your 20s are for—” ENOUGH. my 20s are for thirsting over old men i can’t have and writing unhinged love songs about my girlfriend

54.9K Retweets 38K Quotes 592K Likes

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✨🐥 han 🐥✨ no.1 vela stan @demidiass

Replying to @alexagcd

spoken like a true bisexual

 

sam 🦑 @salmonsticks

Replying to @alexagcd

BYEEEE

 

daylight @filmsbuckley

Replying to @alexagcd

better words have never been said

 

SASHA @snoopyhenryfox

Replying to @alexagcd

i dare you to write a song about your bi awakening

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alexa g. claremont-diaz ✓ @alexagcd

Replying to @snoopyhenryfox

BET.




michaela @fairfieldacd

i swear alexa came out as bi, started dating her best friend, turned 23, and hit a level of unhinged that i didn’t even know was reachable

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aimee ౨ৎ @firstprincerry

Replying to @fairfieldacd

i fear she has achieved her final form




blonde ⭐️ @wifehenryfox

yayy a new song to base my entire personality on 😁✨

alexa g. claremont-diaz ✓ @alexagcd

BET.




asia (lil cherub) @bayleafgenomics

i am not ready for the masterpiece that she is currently cooking up in the studio

alexa g. claremont-diaz ✓ @alexagcd

BET.

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✨ @couldhavegotten

Replying to @bayleafgenomics

whatever it is it will be a #1 hit in my household

 

K A T 🍦🥯🍨 @TZPsTinyWaist

Replying to @bayleafgenomics

a new acd song would heal me in ways my therapist could only dream of




Henri 🩰 ✓ @henriettafox

I told my girlfriend that I’ve never had a taco before and she said “Okay, bet” and bought me one?????

31.9K Retweets 30.8K Quotes 591K Likes

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alexa g. claremont-diaz ✓ @alexagcd

Replying to @henriettafox

you’re lucky i didn’t break up with your uncultured ass 🤨

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Henri 🩰 ✓ @henriettafox

Replying to @alexagcd

If last night was anything to go by, you love this 'uncultured ass’

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nora holleran ✓ @evilinanutshell

Replying to @henriettafox, @alexagcd

GET HER AGAIN!!!!

 

💫Kay💫 @MalexNM

Replying to @henriettafox, @alexagcd

CLOCKED

[GIF: Snoopy snickering with his hand covering his mouth.]

 

🎸 @bounceonit

Replying to @henriettafox, @alexagcd

DAMN 🫢

 

nick !! @trobedgirldads

Replying to @henriettafox, @alexagcd

were you silent or were you silenced 😭

 

𐂃pezlikethesweets @auntiepezza

Replying to @henriettafox, @alexagcd

if this was me you’d never hear from me again 😃

[GIF: A guy throws up a peace sign and slowly fades away.]




AGCD Nation 🎧 @AlexaUpdates

“call me amazon the way i deliver” Alexa via her Instagram story.

[Image: A close-up photo of a desktop monitor, showing music making software.]

73.4K Retweets 71.1K Quotes 833K Likes

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jia @mystofloves

Replying to @AlexaUpdates

i’ve never been more seated in my LIFE

 

cece 🪄 @_pvssyender

Replying to @AlexaUpdates

she’s like if amazon prime actually tried to slay




starry! @wavetostarry

i wonder who alexa’s bi awakening was…

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pubs! @seapubs

Replying to @wavetostarry

SAME

 

saph @sapphics1mp

Replying to @wavetostarry

personally i want to know who henri’s lesbian awakening was 👁️👁️

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Henri 🩰 ✓ @henriettafox

Replying to @sapphics1mp, @wavetostarry

Gwyneth Paltrow in the 1996 film adaptation of Jane Austen’s ‘Emma’ :)

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saph @sapphics1mp

Replying to @henriettafox, @wavetostarry

the fact that you found this without me tagging you is only slightly terrifying

 

starry! @wavetostarry

Replying to @henriettafox, @sapphics1mp

your taste is immaculate




AGCD Nation 🎧 @AlexaUpdates

“mi vida 💕” Alexa’s newest Instagram post.

[Image: Henri is crouching down while holding onto the bars of a balcony. Her mouth is open with her tongue sticking out. Pez is behind her—the photo captures him mid-laugh.]

79K Retweets 62.2K Quotes 487K Likes

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Jade @AdoreRWRB

Replying to @AlexaUpdates

“my life” stabbing me repeatedly with a broken plastic spoon would have hurt less

 

han ✶࿐ @galitzinesbambi

Replying to @AlexaUpdates

come on alexa don't be shy i know you have more pics to share with the class

 

lou 🪼 @loubegins

Replying to @AlexaUpdates

they’re about to be the most insufferable couple ever

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ʙᴜɴʙᴜɴ 🌷 @loyabegins

Replying to @loubegins, @AlexaUpdates

and i’m here for it !




eli @rwrbworship

i love that alexa probably has a million and one adorable photos of henri, but she chose the one where she’s piss drunk jjsjsjsjsjsjs

AGCD Nation 🎧 @AlexaUpdates

“mi vida 💕” Alexa’s newest Instagram post.

[Image.]

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leeann ✨ @WaterlooLovers

Replying to @rwrbworship

that’s real girlfriendism right there

 

robin ❦ @rileyauras

Replying to @rwrbworship

alexa looking through the henri folder in her phone and finding this one among all the cute ones

[GIF: Beyoncé tapping at her phone and laughing maniacally.]

 

agz @rwrbtzp

Replying to @rwrbworship

this is how you know they really are best friends lmao




alexa g. claremont-diaz ✓ @alexagcd

“dude” but romantically 🙂‍↕️

84.5K Retweets 76K Quotes 745K Likes

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soph ⚘ @crawlh0metofox

Replying to @alexagcd

exactly!

 

clo 💌 @henryscdiaz

Replying to @alexagcd

sounds about right

 

✨ @couldhavegotten

Replying to @alexagcd

i support this message

 

Henri 🩰 ✓ @henriettafox

Replying to @alexagcd

I will break up with you

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alexa g. claremont-diaz ✓ @alexagcd

Replying to @henriettafox

nahhh you love me too much :3

[Image: Poorly drawn figure sitting with the legs bent to the side and hands interlocked in their lap. Their eyes are bright and shiny and there is blush on their face.]

 


 

H.FOX NEWS 📻 @dailyfox

Henri was seen earlier today with Alexa. It looks as if they are filming something.

[Image: The photo is taken from a few meters away. Alexa and Henri are standing opposite each other and smiling. There’s a camera crew off to the side of them.]

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Aleja୭༉‧ @Alejandralitzp

Replying to @dailyfox

ok but what are they filming???

 

camp 👽 acd's cum pavlova @signet_key

Replying to @dailyfox

is the sun bothering you queens

[Image: Someone holding a gun and pointing it at the sun.]




AGCD Nation 🎧 @AlexaUpdates

“amo cada parte de ti” Alexa’s newest Instagram post.

[Image: Alexa and Henri huddled together on the floor, surrounded by red foldable chairs.]

31.1K Retweets 26.7K Quotes 503K Likes

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lex || 💌² @cowboylikelexi_

Replying to @AlexaUpdates

i am sick of them (give me more)

 

Lu 💗 @milschn_

Replying to @AlexaUpdates

the only couple to ever exist actually ☝️

 

Céline 🪻🌑🪐 @winterspeedwell

Replying to @AlexaUpdates

they’re so cute i’m going to combust 😭




Pop Crave ✓@PopCrave

Alexa’s newest single, ‘every inch’, featuring Henrietta Fox, has been released.

[Youtube Link: ‘every inch’ music video.]

26K Retweets 38.2K Quotes 736K Likes

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blonde ⭐️ @wifehenryfox

Replying to @PopCrave

FEATURING WHO?????

 

chlo @rwrbayleafs

Replying to @PopCrave

i love that alexa just releases shit with no warning at all

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daylight @filmsbuckley

Replying to @rwrbayleafs, @PopCrave

she gives no fucks and i respect that 🙂‍↕️

 

soph ⚘ @crawlh0metofox

Replying to @PopCrave

CHAT WE’RE SO BACK




z 😼 @zozo_

THE SPANISH LYRICS??:)/+€{]*!,?

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✨🐥 han 🐥✨ no.1 vela stan @demidiass

Replying to @zozo_

alexa singing the wildest lyrics ever in spanish is not something i knew i needed but GOD am i grateful

 

Lu 💗 @milschn_

Replying to @zozo_

i’m thinking this was meant to be a hint

AGCD Nation 🎧 @AlexaUpdates

“amo cada parte de ti” Alexa’s newest Instagram post.

[Image.]

 

C ⛈️ @eddienochez

Replying to @zozo_

no but there’s something so intimate about singing a song about the love of your life in your native tongue,,




michaela @fairfieldacd

alexa starting the song by singing in spanish and then henri harmonizing with the english translation

[GIF: Cillian Murphy as Tommy Shelby holding a gun to his head and screaming.]




clo 💌 @henryscdiaz

i’m never recovering actually

[Spotify Lyrics: “You know I’ll treat you right, I’ll give you anything you want to take.”]

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Maribel Vance @henryfoxalex

Replying to @henryscdiaz

that fact that she follows that with “i’ll take the quickest route to your favourite spot” 🫠🫠🫠

 

💌 @starmanfox

Replying to @henryscdiaz

rip acd you would’ve loved the giver by chappell roan

 

𐂃pezlikethesweets @auntiepezza

Replying to @henryscdiaz

i was watching the music video on the tv and my dad chose that moment to come into the living room

[GIF: A woman holding a cigarette to her lips. A tear falls down her cheek.]

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Jade @AdoreRWRB

Replying to @auntiepezza, @henryscdiaz

it was nice knowing you oomf 🫡




SASHA @snoopyhenryfox

didn’t alexa say this is a song about her bi awakening…

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z 😼 @zozo_

Replying to @snoopyhenryfox

WAS HENRI ALEXA’S BI AWAKENING?*!%$&%£$&^????

[Liked by alexa g. claremont-diaz ✓ @alexagcd.]




mary's little lamb 🐑 @nicknacksomniac

new edging content just dropped

[Image: A screenshot of the thumbnail of Alexa’s ‘every inch’ music video.]

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camp 👽 acd's cum pavlova @signet_key

Replying to @nicknacksomniac

REAL because why is this literally their sex tape???

 

taylor @daydr3amer

Replying to @nicknacksomniac

ah shit here we go again *whips out strap*




agz @rwrbtzp

currently rewatching the greatest movie ever made (the every inch music video) for the 784954th time




camp 👽 acd's cum pavlova @signet_key

here i am once again asking if they need a third

[0:17 Video: Alexa and Henri are making out on a bed when a camera flash goes off, and the screen turns into a news broadcast with the photo of them making out in the background. The headline ‘HISTORY IN THE MAKING’ spans across the bottom of the screen.]

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eli @rwrbworship

Replying to @signet_key

the scream i let out when alexa sang “bed laid, history made” 😭

 

mary's little lamb 🐑 @nicknacksomniac

Replying to @signet_key

i NEED to be that fucking bed

 

cece 🪄 @_pvssyender

Replying to @signet_key

ok now put me in the middle

 

ʙᴜɴʙᴜɴ 🌷 @loyabegins

Replying to @signet_key

6 foot and bottoming this is the type of greed they talk about in the bible 🙂‍↔️

 

💫Kay💫 @MalexNM

Replying to @signet_key

to have been a fly on the wall when this was being filmed 😩🙏

 

han ✶࿐ @galitzinesbambi

Replying to @signet_key

[Image: A black and white photo of Martin Scorsese raising his hands with the caption ‘ABSOLUTE CINEMA’.]




✨🐥 han 🐥✨ no.1 vela stan @demidiass

YOU’RE ONLY IN HER DMS, I’M BRINGING HER PLEASURE IN WAYS YOU COULDN’T COMPREHEND

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jia @mystofloves

Replying to @demidiass

I’M A RIDE SHE WOULDN’T SURVIVE AND SHE’S A RULE I’LL ALWAYS BE ABLE TO BEND

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Céline 🪻🌑🪐 @winterspeedwell

Replying to @mystofloves, @demidiass

i cannot believe these are actual lyrics that exist in the world

 

leeann ✨ @WaterlooLovers

Replying to @mystofloves, @demidiass

i think my mind blanked after the first note of the song because i have no recollection of these lyrics whatsoever




Lu 💗 @milschn_

i take it back, THIS is the best era of her entire career so far

Lu 💗 @milschn_ 20/03/2025

dare i say the best era of her entire career so far




C ⛈️ @eddienochez

henri’s verse…

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lou 🪼 @loubegins

Replying to @eddienochez

“grabbing her hips working my way up and down every inch” literal poetry

 

robin ❦ @rileyauras

Replying to @eddienochez

WHEN SHE ENDS THE VERSE WITH “i take 5 minutes to finish what others do in 15”

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✨ @couldhavegotten

Replying to @rileyauras, @eddienochez

let’s talk about the background music slowly speeding up throughout the entirety of her verse, only to go back to normal as soon as she mentions others taking longer because literally wtf




mary's little lamb 🐑 @nicknacksomniac

the sexual tension between me and the bottle of bleach in my bathroom is insane




chlo @rwrbayleafs

so we got henri and alexa hard launching their relationship in a music video on alexa’s birthday and not even TWO WEEKS later, we get a music video that is basically one naked scene away from qualifying as a sex tape

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asia (lil cherub) @bayleafgenomics

Replying to @rwrbayleafs

i guess we’ll never know what it’s like to lose 🤷

 

Aleja୭༉‧ @Alejandralitzp

Replying to @rwrbayleafs

they saw the phrase ‘besties that explore each other’s bodies’ and RAN with it

 

daylight @filmsbuckley

Replying to @rwrbayleafs

why are we literally living through a fanfic plot right now

 

lex || 💌² @cowboylikelexi_

Replying to @rwrbayleafs

this feels like a fever dream




H.FOX NEWS 📻 @dailyfox

“❤️♾️” Henri’s newest Instagram post.

[Image: Alexa is holding up a peace sign, grinning so brightly that her eyes are closed. Henri is kissing her cheek.]

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K A T 🍦🥯🍨 @TZPsTinyWaist

Replying to @dailyfox

im normal about this im normal about this im normal about this im normal about this im normal ab

 

pubs! @seapubs

Replying to @dailyfox

i don’t think i’ve ever cared about anything more than this relationship right here




Pop Crave ✓ @PopCrave

“There’s no way they are anything more than friends.” Some fans are speculating that the relationship between Henrietta Fox and Alexa Claremont-Diaz is a PR stunt.

105K Retweets 204K Quotes 18M Likes

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aimee ౨ৎ @firstprincerry

Replying to @PopCrave

obviously the every inch music video wasn’t enough evidence as is, so this is my humble request for @alexagcd and @henriettafox to release the sex tape i know they’re hiding in an encrypted file somewhere

[Liked by alexa g. claremont-diaz ✓ @alexagcd.]

[Liked by Henri 🩰 ✓ @henriettafox.]

Notes:

> “amo cada parte de ti” translates 'i love every inch of you' (but also i am still learning spanish so if this is wrong, please let me know ;-;)

if making these two reveal their relationship through music videos was a jailable offence, i would be given a life sentence ☠️

have a wonderful rest of your day!
until next time :3