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Cold read of dear reader, if it feels like a trap, you’re already in one, by livinginaworldofnoise
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[Podfic] cold read of dear reader, if it feels like a trap, you’re already in one
kisahawklin
Summary:
Jiang Yanli: A-Xian, I think you should give Lan Wangji a chance! Opposites attract, right?
Jiang Cheng: An IRS agent and a tax evader is not exactly Romeo and Juliet
Jiang Yanli: It’s better! No one needs to die!
Wei Wuxian: i’d rather die than pay more taxes
Jiang Yanli: ???
Wei Wuxian: i’m like 60% joking
Wei Wuxian: maybe if he falls in love with me he’ll give me tips on how to evade more taxes in futureOR: the great romantic saga of tax collector!lwj and tax evader!wwx
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AUTHOR'S NOTES: hi <3 i've been in a two-month cdrama hibernation during which i practically haven't opened ao3 at all but today i hit 1,000 user subscriptions and i simply had to celebrate so i wrote this entire fic today as a little treat for us all (and bc it is all written in one day it might make no sense but that is ok bc it's crack)
this should go without saying but i truly cannot emphasize enough how little i know about taxes or the IRS. i'm 26 and my dad still offers to file my taxes so i just let him do it bc idgaf <3 i did a bare minimum of research for this fic to give it the thinnest veneer of realism but if it's all wrong then that's just how it goes sorry (i'm not sorry)
also! the title is a lyric from dear reader by taylor swift <3333 ok enjoy bye
PODFICCER'S NOTES: Thanks as ever to livinginaworldofnoise who is a wonderful human who writes the best stuff. It is always a joy to read her stories, full of laughter, and this is no exception. Sorry about the Lan Xichen voice, I figured him about about halfway through lol
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