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1. A Very Calm and Rational Group Chat by RandomRidiculousRobin

   Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F, Gen
   • Work in Progress

   10 Jan 2026

   Tags

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   • Arwen Undómiel/Éowyn
   • Friendship (all characters)
   • Everyone & Everyone
   • Frodo Baggins
   • Sam Gamgee
   • Pippin Took
   • Merry Brandybuck
   • Éomer Éadig
   • Éowyn (Tolkien)
   • Aragorn (Tolkien)
   • Legolas Greenleaf
   • Gimli (Tolkien)
   • Boromir (Tolkien)
   • Treebeard | Fangorn (Tolkien)
   • Gandalf (Tolkien)
   • Gollum | Sméagol (Tolkien)
   • Faramir (Tolkien)
   • Arwen Undómiel
   • Chatting & Messaging
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Genderfluid Character
   • Chaos
   • Lesbian Character
   • Asexual Character
   • Bisexual Character
   • Merry and Pippin do absurd things
   • Group chat
   • Arwen is NOT a qualified doctor yet everyone
   • Banter
   • Merry and Pippin should not be allowed near cooking equipment
   • Eowyn is the chaotic nonbinary friend
   • Relationship is not main focus
   • Basically all these characters just taking the mickey out of each other nonstop
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • I don't think one single person has a healthy sleep schedule

   Summary

   On the day before moving into university halls (leaving it a bit late), the Fellowship, plus some others, are added to a group chat to get to know the people they will be living with for the next year. What could possibly go wrong with all these characters living under the same roof?

   Expect lots of teasing and (mostly friendly) tormenting, a concerning number of things getting broken, and way less sleep than is at all healthy.

   In case it isn't already abundantly obvious, I did not create these characters, nor do I own them. I'm also definitely not the first to write in this AU either; this was inspired by a lot of brilliant and funny works which I loved reading.

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