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“I’m gonna beat you assholes,” Travis said out of nowhere, clearly still bitter about being pinned in the last round of chicken fight by Misty of all people.
“You couldn’t beat your own dick,” Mari replied without looking up from painting her toenails with permanent marker.
Travis’s mouth opened. Closed. Opened again.
“Okay, first of all-”
“SECOND of all,” Van interrupted, sitting up, “we’re built different. You wear the same fuckass flannel every day and think ‘grunting’ is communication.”
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Imagine if the Yellowjackets' plane never crashed, and rather than a depressing, cannibalistic thriller, the show was a satire comedy? Join the Yellowjackets as they embark on their crash-free trip to Nationals, and engage in some shenanigans along the way.