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Penny Jackson created a chat
Penny Jackson added Annabeth Chase +9 more
Penny Jackson renamed Annabeth Chase to Wise Girl +9 more
Penny Jackson named the chat “ BADDIEminton :D ”
Penny Jackson: HEYA BITCHSE
Penny Jackson: that was affectionate
Emo Punk Baby: really feeling the affection pen
Emo Punk Baby: hey wait a min i’m not emo or punk
Emo Punk Baby: or a baby??
Penny Jackson: shush u
Scary: penny wtf
Scary renamed Scary to RARA
Penny Jackson: you’re no fun reynaaaa
Penny Jackson: @Wise Girl tell her she's no fun
Wise Girl: Penny you’re no fun
Wise Girl renamed Penny Jackson to Seaweed Brain
Seaweed Brain: aw <3
Wise Girl: <3
Emo Punk Baby: ew.
we love hazel: Be nice, Nico
we love hazel: Aw, Penny, love you too <33
Emo Punk Baby: fine. only for you hazel
Seaweed Brain: love you to hazel <3
sparky boi: might I ask why I’m sparky boi?
Seaweed Brain: leo told me about the ✨incident✨
sparky boi: I regret introducing you guys
sparky boi: wait how does leo even know about it??
gays™:
darlin: how do you know about the electrocution incident??
love: thalia told me
darlin: how does she know??
love: pipes
love: duh
darlin:
darlin: does the whole world know??
love: most likely :)
darlin: you’re lucky I love you
BADDIEminton :D:
sparky boi: piper is so dead
she sells sea shels: pls don’t hurt my gf jason we’ll give you our first born child
sparky boi: no promises
she spilled coffee on me and now we kiss:
coffee spiller: we might be giving our first born to jason
the one who was spilled on: should I be concerned
coffee spiller: no :)
the one who was spilled on: kay :)
BADDIEminton :D:
canadia: may I ask what the “incident” is?
sparky boi: No.
Seaweed Brain: it’s not the “incindet” it’s the ✨incident✨
canadia: oh I’m sorry… 🙄
she sells sea shels: oooh caps and punctuation franks in troubleeee
sparky boi: im changing mh name
sparky boi renamed sparky boi to jason
Seaweed Brain: nuh uh
Seaweed Brain renamed jason to would you like a cuppa tea
would you like a cuppa tea: this feels homophobic :/
Seaweed Brain: im literally lesbian??
would you like a cuppa tea: this feels britishaphobic :/
Seaweed Brain: it is :)
Emo Punk Baby: wait a min we can change our names??
Emo Punk Baby renamed Emo Punk Baby to nico
Seaweed Brain: again nuh uh
Seaweed Brain renamed nico to little shit
little shit: reyna never got renamed??
Seaweed Brain: im scared of her
little shit:
little shit: fair
little shit: fine ill accept it
Seaweed Brain: you dont have a choice
Seaweed Brain: aNyWaYs
Wise Girl: be fr how long did it take you to type that
Seaweed Brain:
Seaweed Brain: ur such a little hater yk that
Wise Girl: stfu im only four inches shorter than you
Seaweed Brain: maeine :’(
canadia: it’s actually spelled meanie 🤓👆
Seaweed Brain: tranphobia
canadia: this had nothing to do with you being trans??
canadia: i support you with my fullest of everything
Seaweed Brain: aw <3
little shit: we all do
RARA: mhm we’re here for you penny
would you like a cuppa tea: ya pen we support u
we love hazel: Penny we’re all here to support you no matter what ♥️
she sells sea shels: we love u pen and we’re here to support u
looks like a cinnamon roll: penny if you ever need any of us we’re here
most definitely is not a cinnamon roll: ditto prissy ill fuck up anyone who says otherwise
Wise Girl: always and forever by ur side pen <3
Seaweed Brain:
Seaweed Brain: tf was that guys
Wise Girl: can confirm she’s crying in my lap
would you like a cuppa tea: why are you txting eachother while being right next to eachother
Wise Girl: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Seaweed Brain: yall are literally the best ppl ever and i dont deserve you
Seaweed Brain: frank ur not off the hook tho
canadia: aw man
Seaweed Brain: as i was saying before i was rudely interrupted
Seaweed Brain: we’re palying the mother fuckers tomorrow
Seaweed Brain: as i have so beautifully nicknamed them
Seaweed Brain: aka nancy bobofits team
Wise Girl: shit as in the one form middle school
Seaweed Brain: yarp
she sells sea shells: was that a sam and cat reference??
would you like a cuppa tea: im still hung up on the fact that theyre txting eachother while actively cuddling
Seaweed Brain: since it seems we’re straying off topic
Seaweed Brain: the goal is to destroy the mother fuckers
Seaweed Brain: whos with me???
most definitely is not a cinnamon roll: FUCKKKKK YEAHHHHH
canadia: meeeeee
little shit: down with the motherfuckers?
RARA: woah.
she sells sea shels: hey there.
would you like a cuppa tea: LANGUAGE CHILD
we love hazel: Yes, Nico, it’s mother fuckers with a space :)
Seaweed Brain: WAIT A MIN THERES TWO OF THEM
little shit: you literally named me little shit??
Seaweed Brain: yeah but u and hazle are babies
we love hazel: I’m a year younger than you.
little shit: im two years younger???
Seaweed Brain: point proven
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be trans, hit the haters with pans:
be gay, do crime: i have an idea
be sapphic, wreak havoc: as in a i should hide kind of idea or a evil genius kind of idea
be gay, do crime: evil genius i would never suggest otherwise
be sapphic, wreak havoc: ok let’s here it >:)
be gay, do crime: wrong here but wtv
be gay, do crime: you have a game today mhm
be sapphic, wreak havoc: yeah it’s against the mother fuckers
be gay, do crime:
be gay, do crime: im not even gonna try to disect that
be gay, do crime: but the question was retorical, jackson
be gay, do crime: im cheerleader for my bf
be sapphic, wreak havoc: u guys are so gross
be gay, do crime: says u
be gay, do crime: i saw u and annabeth smothering eachother the other day u cant talk
be sapphic, wreak havoc:
be sapphic, wreak havoc: ok moving on-
be gay, do crime: right right
be gay, do crime: so
be gay, do crime: as u say ur playing the mother fuckers
be sapphic, wreak havoc: correct
be gay, do crime: how would the mother fuckers feels if all of their clothing were dyed bright orange…
be sapphic, wreak havoc: wait i like this plan
be sapphic, wreak havoc: continue
be gay, do crime: i need some dye
be gay, do crime: a lot of dye
be sapphic, wreak havoc: that all?
be gay, do crime: let’s do crime >:D
be sapphic, wreak havoc: let’s do crime >:D
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BADDIEminton :D:
canadia: is there any reason why our opponents look like their about to murder us
Seaweed Brain: …mayhaps
canadia: penny what did u do
Seaweed Brain: nooothingggg
Wise Girl: Penelope Achilles Jackson
little shit: oh shittttt
would you like a cuppa tea: ill grab the popcorn :D
Seaweed Brain: fuck
Wise Girl: why in the ever loving *fuck* is the opposing team in bright fucking orange
Wise Girl: our color??
Seaweed Brain: how do u know it was me
Wise Girl: female intuition
Wise Girl: answers. now.
Seaweed Brain: it wasnt me it was leo pinky promise I swear pls don’t be mad
be trans, hit the haters with pans:
be gay, do crime: jackson tf did we say abt the sacred oath
be sapphic, wreak havoc: annie full named me
be gay, do crime: shit nvm
be sapphic, wreak havoc: wait how did u know
be gay, do crime: you think jason doesnt show me everything thats on that chat?
be gay, do crime: shits free entertainment
BADDIEminton :D:
Seaweed Brain: its funny to see there faces right tho
Wise Girl: …
Wise Girl: only a little
most definitely not a cinnamon roll: admit it beth it’s pretty fucking funny
would you like a cuppa tea: i love my bf <3
little shit: gross
we love hazel: Says the boy hitting up our lovely medic 😏
Seaweed Brain:
Seaweed Brain: hazel don’t use that emoji
we love hazel: Why 😏😏😏
Seaweed Brain: (⊙ _ ⊙ )
would you like a cuppa tea: IGNORING THAT
would you like a cuppa tea: @little shit the medic… 😏
little shit: i hate u all
Seaweed Brain: u got dis
Seaweed Brain: rizz the huzz up my king
Seaweed Brain: trust ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
canadia: did anyone understand an ounce of that
she sells sea shels: nope
we love hazel: I did!
canadia: ofc u did <3
we love hazel: ❤️
Seaweed Brain: uncultured bitches
Seaweed Brain: except for hazel
Seaweed Brain: thank u hazel <3
we love hazel: Of Course!
we love hazel: 😏
Seaweed Brain: aaaand im off to bleach my eyes out
Wise Girl: nuh uh we have to play a team wearing our colors
Seaweed Brain: DOWN WITHT THE MOTHER FUCKERS
Wise Girl: she says while sipping from her bluey water bottle
Seaweed Brain: Estelle gave it to me for my bday :/
Seaweed Brain: anyways DOWN WITH THE MOTHER FUCKERS