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Group Chat – 🍲🐅🖤
⏰ 12:38 a.m.
[🍲 Jun’ichirō]: ngl
[🍲 Jun’ichirō]: all three of us give bottom energy
[🖤 Akutagawa]: excuse me?
[🐅 Atsushi]: WHAT
[🐅 Atsushi]: jun
[🐅 Atsushi]: what do you mean by that
[🍲 Jun’ichirō]: i mean exactly what i said 😌
[🍲 Jun’ichirō]: we’re a triangle of disasters
[🍲 Jun’ichirō]: a trio of needy, whiny messes
[🍲 Jun’ichirō]: the holy trinity of “yes please”
[🐅 Atsushi]: i—
[🐅 Atsushi]: hold on i need to sit down and reevaluate my self-perception
[🐅 Atsushi]: i thought i was doing so well lately 😭
[🖤 Akutagawa]: incorrect
[🖤 Akutagawa]: i exude dominance
[🖤 Akutagawa]: i am terrifying
[🍲 Jun’ichirō]: baby
[🍲 Jun’ichirō]: you literally whined when i kissed the back of your neck
[🐅 Atsushi]: i remember that
[🐅 Atsushi]: it was so cute
[🐅 Atsushi]: he made that little gaspy noise
[ 🖤 Akutagawa]: STOP TYPING
[ 🍲 Jun’ichirō]: i rest my case.
[🐅 Atsushi]: okay but like. who is the top, then
[🐅 Atsushi]: do we have a top? do we need a top??
[🍲 Jun’ichirō]: sounds fake
[🍲 Jun’ichirō]: i think we just rotate “person in control” like a cursed game of musical chairs
[ 🖤 Akutagawa]: what happens when the music stops
[ 🐅 Atsushi]: then we all apologize and make tea and cry a little
[ 🍲 Jun’ichirō]: sounds about right
⏰ 12:57 a.m.
[🍲 Jun’ichirō]: okay real talk tho
[🍲 Jun’ichirō]: bottom energy doesn’t mean “passive”
[🍲 Jun’ichirō]: it means “eager to please” and “please touch me immediately or i’ll die”
[🐅 Atsushi]: so true
[🐅 Atsushi]: bestie you’re so real for that
[🖤 Akutagawa]: i am not a bottom
[🖤 Akutagawa]: i am a vengeful spirit with a grudge and a trench coat
[ 🍲 Jun’ichirō]: and you like it when we tell you what to do 🫶
[🐅 Atsushi]: loves it
[ 🖤 Akutagawa]: i am blocking this number
⏰ 1:02 a.m.
[🐅 Atsushi]: so like
[🐅 Atsushi]: do we all just take turns being emotionally wrecked and held gently
[🐅 Atsushi]: like that’s the vibe right?
[ 🍲 Jun’ichirō]: we are a bisexual cuddlepile and no one is steering the ship
[🖤 Akutagawa]: a ship of fools
[🖤 Akutagawa]: no captain
[🖤 Akutagawa]: only hands
[ 🍲 Jun’ichirō]: ok hand cryptid
[ 🐅 Atsushi]: i’m literally in tears at this conversation
[🍲 Jun’ichirō]: bottom energy is not a crime
[🍲 Jun’ichirō]: it is a gift
⏰ 1:07 a.m.
[🍲 Jun’ichirō]: anyway. goodnight. love you sluts <3
[🍲 Jun’ichirō]: bottom out
[ 🐅 Atsushi]: …that sounded illegal
[ 🖤 Akutagawa]: blocked
[ 🍲 changed the chat name to “power bottoms <3” ]
[ 🖤 Akutagawa]: im going to stab you
[ 🐅 Atsushi]: kinky