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118 a-shift
Buck
Would you guys still love me if i was secretly a mob boss
Hen
Oh.
Hen
Here we go again…
Chim
Mob boss?
Chim
Really?
Eddie
Buck you ran out the bathroom screaming this morning because you saw a spider.
Buck
…I’m just a girl 🥺
Bobby
Buck. My Office. Now. -Bobby Nash
Buck
Man :(
Buck
Can’t a guy want to be a mob boss around here in PEACE
Buck
I wouldn't actually become a mob boss
Buck
But like
Buck
Would you guys still love me if i did
Buck
Or if I was one all along. Like in secret
Buck
It’s a valid question okay
Chim
It’s really, really not.
Eddie
And extremely unrealistic.
Ravi
To be fair he did ask if we’d still love him if he was a worm like multiple times
Ravi
I feel like that’s less realistic
Hen
I feel like ANYTHING Buck says is unrealistic 🙄
Buck
Okay
Buck
RUDE
Buck
I thought you guys were supposed to be my friends
Buck
Unconditional love and support and all that jazz
Buck
Yet all you do is BULLY ME
Ravi
You deserve it <3
*Buck left group chat "118 A-Shift"*
*Bobby added Buck to group chat "118 A-Shift"*
Bobby
Children. Behave. -Bobby Nash
Buck
You see that?
Buck
Dad says you have to be nice to me
Chim
He didn't actually
Chim
He said to behave
Chim
So fuck you (kindly)
Buck
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Bobby
Chimney. What did I just say? -Bobby Nash
Chim
Fine
Chim
We’d still love you if you were a mob boss
Hen
Speak for yourself Chimney
Buck
YAY ♥️
Buck
Wait
Buck
Hen i thought we were friends </3
Hen
Lol
Hen
Your mistake
Buck
??????????
Eddie
If it helps
Eddie
I’d still love you if you were a mob boss
Ravi
You’d always love him no matter what
*1 message deleted*
Buck
Wait what did that say
Ravi
Nothing
Ravi
Don’t worry kitten
Buck
Okay ♥️
Buck
Yay ♥️
Frat boys
Buck
We should go out for drinks on Saturday
Chim
Saturday is my date night with Maddie
Chim
Sorry
Eddie
Can’t
Eddie
Dinner with my parents
Ravi
Drinks with just you sounds miserable tbh no thanks
Buck
What the fuck
Ravi
Jk I’ve got a few showings
Buck
EW
Buck
Landlord 🫵🫵🫵
Buck
Disgusting
Buck
Albert?
Albert
I’m in korea dude sorry
Buck
Nobody loves me
Eddie
???
Eddie
I’d ask you to come with but you’d be absolutely miserable
Eddie
And I don’t want that for you
Ravi
Yeah sorry Buck, Sunday?
Buck
I wanna go out saturday tho
Chim
Choose literally any other night
Buck
All my friends HATE me :(((
Wine nights
Karen
Omg
Karen
Did you guys see Buck with Taylor last night?
Maddie
What?!
Maddie
No way!
Maddie
Where???
Josh
Wait who’s Taylor?
Eddie
Bucks ex 🙄
Josh
Ooooh juicy
Josh
So what happened
Josh
What did they do
Karen
Idk
Karen
Hen and I saw them while we were out for date night
Eddie
Well what did you see exactly?
Karen
We just saw them together as we were leaving
Maddie
Were they acting couple-y?
Eddie
Yeah, what Maddie said
Josh
Possessive much, Diaz?
Eddie
Well Maddie asked first
Maddie
Yeah well
Maddie
I’m his sister, not weirdly obsessed with him
Eddie
What’s that supposed to mean?
Karen
Exactly what she said, Edmundo.
Eddie
🙄
Eddie
Okay, whatever
Buck & Eddie
Eddie
Soooo
Eddie
What were you doing with Taylor last night?
Eddie
Ha ha
Buck
What the hell?
Buck
Are you stalking me or something?
Eddie
Stalking you?
Buck
Well, you can't go out with me but know who I was with ???
Buck
Seems an awful lot like stalking to me
Eddie
No
Eddie
I just heard about it from someone.
Buck
Who??
Eddie
Just somebody
Eddie
Doesn't matter
Buck
Why are you being so cryptic? And why do you care anyway
Buck
What’s going on?
Eddie
Nothing
Eddie
So like, what were you doing?
Eddie
Are you guys going out again or something?
Buck
No
Buck
Why do you care anyway?
Eddie
Idk man, I’m just saying
Eddie
She hurt you pretty bad
Eddie
And the shit she did to bobby
Buck
Okay well we were just getting drinks because she still had some of my stuff
Chris & Buck
Chris
Hey
Chris
Do you know what’s up with dad
Chris
He’s acting weird
Buck
Weird how?
Chris
Idk
Chris
He's just walking around the house with like an attitude
Buck
Idk buddy, sorry
Chris
Oh okay
Chris
Are you coming over later
Chris
I wanna watch the new spiderman movie with you
Buck
Yeah sure, be there around 6?
Chris
👍
118 Barbecues
Bobby
Hey everyone! Athena and I are thinking about hosting another barbecue this Saturday, does that work for everyone? -Bobby Nash
Hen
Sounds good cap
Hen
Karen, the kids and I will be there.
Chim
We’ll be there
Ravi
I think I have band practice saturday :(
Michael
Saturday works for us, we were going to bring the kids back Saturday anyway
Albert
I'd have time if the invite stands?
Bobby
Of course it does. You're welcome any time. -Bobby Nash
Ravi
On second thought, we can move practice to sunday, I'm in. What time and what should I bring? :)
Eddie
Buck, Chris and I will be there early to help
Buck
Oh, sure
Buck
I did have plans saturday
Buck
But it’s fine, i’ll cancel
Buck & Eddie
Eddie
Plans? What plans?
Eddie
With who?
Buck
If you must know… I had a date planned for Saturday.
Eddie
A date?
Eddie
Like… A date date?
Buck
Well, yeah. What else?
Eddie
I don't know
Eddie
People go on friend dates all the time
Buck
…friend dates?
Buck
Really eddie?
Buck
You mean normal fucking hangouts?
Eddie
Alright man no need to get aggressive, I was just asking.
Eddie
Was it taylor?
Buck
What?
Eddie
Your date
Eddie
Was it with taylor?
Buck
No, it wasn’t with Taylor
Buck
I don’t understand why you’re so obsessed with her.
Buck
That’s my ex you know.
Eddie
Oh my fucking god.
Eddie
That’s not what I meant at all and you know it.
Buck
Do I?
Eddie
I’m not obsessed with her.
Buck
Whatever, man
Buck
Just drop it
Eddie
Fine.
Buck
Fine.