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2025-07-13
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Angle Bust: The Chat Fic

Summary:

Charlie makes a group chat. One of her worst decisions, really.

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A.k.a A bunch of Hazbin Hotel group chats, all of which are annoying <3

Chapter 1: The Happy Hotel

Chapter Text

Charlie Morningstar made a Group Chat!

 

Charlie Morningstar added five contracts to the Group Chat!

 

Charlie Morningstar renamed the Group Chat to The Happy Hotel :)!

 

Charlie Morningstar changed their name to Charlie M..!

 

Charlie M.: Hi everyone!!! 🙂 🙂

Vaggie: Hello, Charlie

 

Angel Dust: Wtf is this

 

Sir Pentious: what isssssss thissss

Niffty: OHH Hi!!!1!!

 

Niffty: It’s the bad boy >:)

 

Charlie M.: This is a group chat for us to connect with one another! Think of it as a trust exercise. 

 

Husk: why do you keep roping everyone into this

 

Husk: only two people in this chat are guests

 

Charlie M.: It’s Bonding! 😀 It’s important because we are all in this together! 🙂

 

Angel Dust: Thats stupid

 

Charlie M.: It’s not stupid! It’s bonding, like I said!

 

Husk: this is a bad idea

 

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The Future of Hell

 

#ThatBitch: Where the fuck are you guys?

Pimpin’: Stfu I’m filming

 

#ThatBitch: We have a meeting?! Dumbass!?

 

Pimpin’: Deal with it then lil bro

 

#ThatBitch: I’m going to break your bones like twigs fucker

 

#ThatBitch: Wheres Vox

 

The-BEST-Vee: FUCKING ALASTOR

 

#ThatBitch: TMI

 

Pimpin’: About time

 

The-BEST-Vee: I saw that RAT-faced MOTHERFUCKER walking down the street and HE looked AT ME 

 

#ThatBitch: So?

 

#ThatBitch: Also, I thought you never left your man-cave? 

 

The-BEST-Vee: He looked at one of my screens and I KNOW

 

The-BEST-Vee: I KNOW that he saw me

 

#ThatBitch: What are you on

 

The-BEST-Vee: HOW DARE HE

 

#ThatBitch: Is it crack?

 

#ThatBitch: Mushrooms?

 

The-BEST-Vee: I HATE HIS SMILING FACE

 

#ThatBitch: Heroin?

 

The-BEST-Vee: AND HIS STUPID FUCKING CANE



#ThatBitch: Is it cocaine? 

 

The-BEST-Vee: AND HIS CHILD BEARING HIPS

 

Pimpin’: ???????!?!

 

#ThatBitch: Excuse me?

 

Pimpin’: Worse choices I guess

 

Pimpin’: I can dress up like him if you want

 

The-BEST-Vee: I HATE HIM

 

The-BEST-Vee: I HATE HIM

 

The-BEST-Vee: I HATE HIM

 

The-BEST-Vee: I HATE HIM

 

The-BEST-Vee: I HATE HIM

 

The-BEST-Vee: I HATE HIM

 

The-BEST-Vee: I HATE HIM

 

#ThatBitch muted The-BEST-Vee for 24 hours!